Author Topic: The George W. Bush Thread (Read 31310 times)

Sponge Bob · « **Reply #20 on:** March 31, 2006, 02:09:06 AM »

Bush, the Pope, Ronaldo, Madonna and a school boy are on a plane
Suddenly, the plane runs into a mechanical problem and the pilot tells then its going down
However, he only has 4 parachutes onboard for them
1st, Ronaldo says, "I'm the pride of Brazil and the best football player around, I deserve a parachute", so he grabs one and jumps off
2nd, Madonna says, "I'm the hottest babe on earth, I entertain people, my fans are depending on me", she grabs a parachute and jumps
3rd, Bush says,"I'm the president of the United States, I'm the smartest man in the world, I gotta spread world peace and democracy", so he grabs one and jumps

So, the Pope and the schoolboy are left with one parachute
The Pope says,"Son, you take the last parachute, God is looking down on me and HIS will will save me" (or sumtin like that, forgot this part)
Then the schoolboy says "Don't worry Pope, theres two parachutes left, the smartest man in the world just took my schoolbag and jumped off"

Foxy Brown · « **Reply #21 on:** April 07, 2006, 03:10:32 AM »

Cameras were rolling. Microphones were on. President Bush stepped up to comment on a Senate compromise on immigration legislation.

Wait. Was it energy or immigration?

bpeters6 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 11, 2006, 09:51:57 PM »

Foxy Brown · « **Reply #23 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:13:28 AM »

daigong · « **Reply #24 on:** July 06, 2006, 11:34:01 PM »

Happy 60th Birthday George W. Bush!

Why you sweat so much?

Asmodai · « **Reply #25 on:** July 07, 2006, 02:35:47 AM »

That's not sweat, it's pure testosterone seeping out of his body....

Happy B-Day!

Damaramu · « **Reply #26 on:** July 07, 2006, 02:52:56 AM »

In case you haven't seen this vid, please check it out. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this:

Foxy Brown · « **Reply #27 on:** July 07, 2006, 03:13:22 AM »

Tuffty · « **Reply #28 on:** July 07, 2006, 11:53:20 AM »

Nintendo tells President Bush to train his brain on his birthday

JFC · « **Reply #29 on:** July 07, 2006, 06:12:17 PM »

^ Bush train his brain? Kinda hard considering he doesn't have much to train in the first place.

tivx · « **Reply #30 on:** July 07, 2006, 06:41:21 PM »

it's weird.....during the war with iraq some people were like "we have a shitty president, we're going to lose the war" but now that korea have been launching those missiles, i don't hear it as much. actually some people that i know of that hated bush like him now. O_o kind of like that saying "a dog will bark and chase a cat but will walk away from a bear with it's tail between it's legs" (something like that)

Asmodai · « **Reply #31 on:** July 08, 2006, 02:21:14 AM »

I see the same thing too tivx. Most of my family are Democrats, but after 9/11 they were glad to have Bush instead of Gore.

Foxy Brown · « **Reply #32 on:** July 08, 2006, 05:16:19 AM »

Guchi_Jnr · « **Reply #33 on:** July 08, 2006, 11:45:13 AM »

At the kids school today, there was this little cute 3 year old Japanese student.
She wore a bright pink t-shirt, and on the front had a black print of Bush's head with bunny ears, and the word "LAIR!!" printed in big bold silver letters.
On the back, it had the words "FUCK BUSH" in big letters, and "and his bloody business" in small.

Wonder if I can find that in a large size...

Foxy Brown · « **Reply #34 on:** October 23, 2006, 10:28:15 PM »

mckool · « **Reply #35 on:** October 24, 2006, 05:51:30 AM »

gosh..i wonder who'd be next after 'dubya'

Foxy Brown · « **Reply #36 on:** February 18, 2007, 05:25:31 AM »

Fracture · « **Reply #37 on:** February 18, 2007, 06:01:14 AM »

Asmodai · « **Reply #38 on:** February 18, 2007, 08:00:44 AM »

Quote from: mckool;220105

gosh..i wonder who'd be next after 'dubya'

'X' logically.

monkeyman · « **Reply #39 on:** February 18, 2007, 10:25:50 PM »

Quote from: JFC;119686

^ Bush train his brain? Kinda hard considering he doesn't have much to train in the first place.

Actually, its an act. George Bush is really a very bright fellow. But, his education and natural smarts worked against him and cost him an election:

"In the president’s lone losing race, his 1978 run for Congress from West Texas, the victor stressed Bush’s two Ivy League degrees. Bush resolved never to allow himself to be outdumbed again."

That whole gee-whiz populist persona is a very successful put-on. The guy is crafty and, I believe, very evil or, at a minimum, amoral.