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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 20Apr}
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2011, 05:21:25 PM »
First~ gomen... obviously I broke my word...  wasn’t able to post new LJ in this thread.
Just a couple of re-posts... was trying to write the continuation of my SS-Up4 but I have a bad headache... I’ll be re-posting the others too next time.



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For the month of MARCH  :grin:
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LAME JOKE STA~TO!!!



First day of school, Takahashi Ai was eyeing  :mon star: her seat mate, Niigaki Risa  :gmon butt: [lol]


Ai: What a bummer, my pen’s not working.   :mon duh:

Risa: Uso!   :gmon blonde:

Ai: May I borrow a pen?   :mon sweat:

Risa: Sure, here.  :gmon flowers:

Ai: It ain’t working either  :mon huh2:

Risa: Sure, it does. I’ve used that one just moments ago.  :gmon cny:

Ai: Really? Here, try writing your number down and see it for yourself.  :mon lol:

Risa:




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LAME JOKE STA~TO!


The TakaGaki couple was having a date under a tree. Sitting on the ground while leaning on the tree was the lovely Ai Takahashi. Resting her head on Ai’s lap was the bubbly Risa Niigaki. Taka was happily whistling a random song while Gaki was happily playing with her own two feet, perching the other with the other.


Gaki: Aichan! Look! A fruit!  :luvluv1:

Taka:  Oh yeah!  :mon star:

Gaki: Quick, climb up the tree to see if it’s already ripe.  :onioncheer:

Taka: *Climbs up and holds it* Yep, I think it’s already ripe.  :mon trannie:

Gaki: Okay. Quick, climb down so that we can start plucking it using this crook.  :on woohoo:

Taka:mon scratch:



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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 20Apr}
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2011, 05:36:33 PM »
You have a bad headache and you did an update?
But then since you said you're bouncy in your other thread, I suppose you're okay now. You make me worried sometimes, K...

I don't think think I get the last joke, though  :dunno:


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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 20Apr}
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2011, 07:59:44 AM »
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I'm sorry, promise I won't do it again... mommy  :twisted:  XD  :P
Seriously, don't take my PMs too seriously  :)  often I'm just over-reacting to things  :nervous


Don't worry, I don't get my jokes sometimes too  XD XD XD



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I think I won't continue this one... will only do re-posts... Gomen  :nervous

So this is for the month of APRIL  XD
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LAME JOKE STA~TO



Sucking her Pina Colada through a straw, Risa Niigaki, in her yellow bikini, was resting on a chair under the palm trees on a sandy beach. She was relaxing and watching the rising sun in awe with her sunglasses on when Ai Takahashi, who’s wearing a green bikini, approached and asked her:

   
AI: Are you tired?  :on ksweat:

RISA: What?  :gmon milk:

AI: Are you tired?  :hee:

RISA:
Eh?  :gmon blonde:

AI: I think you should go back to your room and rest because you were running in my mind all night.  :on gay:

RISA:  



 :bangchair:



PS: Bending down, the girl in green picked the girl in yellow up and carried her bridal-style.

AI: I insist  :on thumbb:




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LAME JOKE STA~TO



The crowd was loud and was wildly cheering. It was last 10 seconds for the basketball championship with a tie score. Dribbling the ball, Risa Niigaki was aiming for a three point shot when the referee, Ai Takahashi blew the whistle.


AI: Prrrrrttttttttt   :on yellcard:

RISA: Eh?  :gmon butt:

AI: Violation   :on redcard:

RISA: What?   :gmon blonde:

AI: Traveling   :on thumbb:

RISA: But, I did not!  :gmon tears:

AI: Yes you did and you still do   :glasses:   you are traveling inside my heart  :on GJ:




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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 23Apr}
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2011, 08:05:30 AM »
 :lol:  i give you for those :lol:
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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 23Apr}
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2011, 02:18:53 PM »
LOL I thought you're the mommy  XD
You're PMs were okay, like I told you, I'm just an over-worrier sometimes  :mon sweat:

I so love how those smileys are making the jokes even more amusing  :lol:


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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 23Apr}
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2011, 06:28:49 PM »
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I'm almost a hundred per cent sure you'll love the below jokes  :D


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For the month of MAY
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LAME JOKE STA~TO



Ai Takahashi went to visit her crush Risa Niigaki in her apartment with flowers, balloons, plushie and chocolates in both hands, determined and ready to face her fate  :mon rockstar:  When she rang the bell, her jaw dropped on the floor  :mon scare: when she saw someone other than Risa opened the door because she knew Risa live all by herself. Her eyes grew wide  :mon wtf: when she noticed that the girl had no pair of pants on, good thing her shirt was long and loose.





RISA: Who is it? *Asked Risa from inside*

SOMEONE: “Ummm, wait”  :huhuh   “Who are you?”  :)

AI: “Please tell her it’s Ai Takahashi”   :mon emo:

SOMEONE: “Ai Takahashi”  :)2

RISA: “Oh, please let her in, Someone” [lol]




Ai stepped inside apprehensive. She was even more shocked  :mon freeze: when she saw her crush only in her camisole and underpants sitting on a couch holding some things.


Slouching, she walked towards Risa  :mon oshitwc:





RISA: Hi!  :gmon hi: *was happy to see Ai*

AI: Do you have any adhesive tape?  :mon cry: * was sad and still slouching*

RISA: Eh?  :gmon blonde:

AI: Even a band-aid will do  :mon duh:

RISA: Where will you use it?  :gmon blonde:

AI: For my broken heart  :ptam-hbk:

RISA:



Playing cards flew in the air around Risa  landing in a mess on the wood-tiled floor




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LAME JOKE STA~TO



The TakaGaki couple’s inside a fast-food chain sweetly eating  :lick:  and displaying their lovey-dovey affection in public  :wub:  from time to time. Taka would feed Gaki her food and vice versa. Until Taka felt like going to the restroom because of nature’s call.


Taka: Gaki, come with me I’m going to the restroom.  :mon innocent:

Gaki: It’s okay, I’ll just wait for you here.  :gmon cny:

Taka: But you must come with me.  :mon huh2:

Gaki: But I don’t feel like peeing.  :gmon blonde:

Taka: I know  :mon sweat:   but the sign says “Please, don’t leave your valuables unattended.”   So I insist.  :mon geek:

Gaki:gmon pissed:


Me:grin:  :P  :grin:



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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 03MAY}
« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2011, 06:34:10 PM »
:lol: :lol: :lol:

they were amusing and it caught my attention XD
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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 03MAY}
« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2011, 06:36:26 PM »
I definitely dug the valuables one. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 03MAY}
« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2011, 07:14:51 PM »
oh~ how i miss these jokes XD they still make me  :rofl: everytime i readthem
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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 03MAY}
« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2011, 10:26:25 AM »
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I'm glad  ^-^

rnd-sama
If it was me, I'd put her in my pocket  XD

kawaii beam
Me too  :D



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For the month of JUNE
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LAME JOKE STA~TO



Risa, hand intertwined with Ai’s, brought her girlfriend into her newly discovered garden of roses near a cascading waterfall with a picnic bag in her other hand. After finding the right spot, Risa laid the picnic blanket on the ground and arranged the bentou she’d prepared for their special date.

Ai was speechless [lol]  blushing and awestruck  by the beautiful scenery and by her girlfriend's thoughtfulness.



Risa: Take a seat here.  :gmon love2:

Ai: Thank you for taking me here.    :mon innocent:

Risa: Ain’t it beautiful?  :gmon love:

Ai: Yes, it is. But you must take me to the dentist after this.   :mon whimper:

Risa: Eh?! Why?!  :gmon blonde:

Ai: Because you’re too sweet.  :mon lol:

Risa





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Risa Niigaki, shocked   :OMG:  pivoted and ran   :on speedy:  with a great sense of urgency after reading a new mail on her phone. She had just visited her girlfriend, Ai Takahashi, just moments ago. But no more than a minute after her departure, she received a message which said ‘Help!” from her girlfriend.



Opening the door with a little more force applied, Risa exclaimed.


RISA: Aichan! What happened?! What’s wrong?!   :frustrated:

AI: I feel weak.  :mon wind:

RISA: Eh?! But you were bouncy just moments ago!  :dunno:

AI: Haven’t I told you that lately I’m getting my strength from you?   

RISA:   :stunned: 

AI: :mon lol:




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RISA: Ah, so that must be the reason.   :hehehe:

AI: Eh?  :mon huh:

RISA: You see, whenever I’m with you my strength’s deteriorating  :bigdeal: and I feel weak in my knees   :hee:

AI:mon ehh:




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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 06MAY}
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2011, 08:10:40 PM »
Yeah, we're a deadly combination XD

LOLOL I wonder how Risa could survive all those lame jokes from Ai
Well, at least, she threw one back at Ai.


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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 06MAY}
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2011, 08:15:45 PM »
That last joke was like a one-two combo to the jaw. :lol: :lol: In a good way, of course. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 06MAY}
« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2011, 02:23:58 PM »
Howdy




LAME JOKE for AiGaki's 4th Year Anniversary STA~TO



Niigaki Risa was happily walking on the street alone  :on gay:  when she noticed   :on ksweat:  someone was following her  She wasn’t sure at first but after twenty minutes’ walk, that person was still tailing her. Getting a little nervous   :on freeze:  she quickened her pace  :on speedy:  but the stalker was increasing her speed as well  :mon rush:  And so she went to the nearby park where people could see her and sat in an empty chair  :on hobo:  while taking side glances at the stranger   :on study:  and sure enough the stalker stopped and sat at the adjacent chair as well And so as her last resort, she fished her phone out and dialed for help  :prayers:


Moments later, the police officer arrived. Getting her courage back  :onioncheer:  she stood up and faced the stalker  :onionwhip:


RISA: It’s her! It’s her!  :on thumbb:

STRANGER: Eh?   :mon huh:

POLICE OFFICER: Ma’am, what is your name?    :pig madder:

STALKER: Takahashi Ai desu  :mon huh2: 

POLICE OFFICER: Is it true that you’re stalking her?  :pig mad:

STALKER aka AI: Hai  :mon innocent:

RISA: Why were you following me?  :scolding:

AI: I was just following my mother’s advice.  :mon sweat:

RISA: Eh? You have an accomplice? What did I do to deserve this?  :OMG:

POLICE OFFICER:  Do you know that stalking is a crime?   :pig refuse:

AI: I didn’t know that following my dream is a crime now  :mon whimper:

RISA:on drench:

POLICE OFFICER:pig lazy:




AI: I think I should be the one suing you   :mon dunno:

RISA: Eh? Watashi?  :shock:

AI: Yes, anata  :mon geek:

RISA: What did I do, I didn’t even know you  :OMG:

AI: For owning my heart without asking my permission, that’s stealing you know   :mon nyah:

RISA:dizzy:

POLICE OFFICER: :pig sleep:





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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 02JUNE}
« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2011, 02:39:17 PM »
 :on kimbo: :on beatup :imdead: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 02JUNE}
« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2011, 04:25:01 PM »
 :lol: so does that mean that the both of them are going to jail? XDD
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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 02JUNE}
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2011, 05:28:44 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can't believe I missed so many of your jokes (lame or not). Either way your jokes just brightened up my day :heart:

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 02JUNE}
« Reply #36 on: June 03, 2011, 09:46:27 PM »
 :lol:  Ai was so honest with how she's stalking Gaki-san then bam out her lame flirting
All I can say is poor police officer there or he/she could just learn from Ai  XD


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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 02JUNE}
« Reply #37 on: June 06, 2011, 01:40:43 PM »
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 :mon trannie:  :D

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They could make a love nest behind bars ne~  ;D

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The previous ones were almost all re-posts, so I think you've read most of them already... yes I'm confident  :lol:  :nervous
I'm glad  :heart:

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LAME JOKE For San-san STA~TO



Niigaki Risa was emoing  :mon POd:  at the side after noticing that Takahashi Ai was approaching  :on gay:  She made it sure that she was visible enough  :mon hanky:  so that the incoming woman could clearly see her  :on BDay: [<- ignore the HB lol]


TAKA:   :scared:

GAKI:mon sigh:

TAKA: What’s wrong Risa-chan?   :OMG:

GAKI: Nothing   :mon cry:

TAKA: Nothing?! With that face? Nothing?!  :frustrated:  Tell me who made you feel sad   :cool1:  and I'm going to beat the ever living shit out of that person until that moron becomes vegetable   :onionwhip:

GAKI: Oh, so you’ll beat your own self up?  :mon scratch:

TAKA: Eh? Me?  :stoned:

GAKI: Yes, you  :mon exhaust:

TAKA: What did I do?   :on ksweat:

GAKI: Someone told me that when you said ‘I like you’ to me the other day, it was only a lie  :mon wind:

TAKA: Oh  :sweat:  hehehe, yeah it’s true, it was only a lie  :bigdeal:

GAKI: See  :mon duh:

TAKA: I really don’t like you  :hee:

GAKI:

TAKA: Because I love you  :on asmo:

GAKI




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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 06JUNE}
« Reply #38 on: June 06, 2011, 02:24:20 PM »
Oh man, that's an oldy but goody. Also at the forefront of misunderstandings!

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 06JUNE}
« Reply #39 on: June 06, 2011, 06:01:23 PM »
OMG XD is it bad that i really imagined a nest with heart pillows with takagaki in jailjumpsuits just happily snuggling? XDD cus that was my 1st image when u said that XDDD

ur jokes are the best XD just brightened my morning krisz~
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