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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #140 on: October 02, 2010, 10:55:38 AM »
lol Nate Robinson you punk bitch!


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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #141 on: October 17, 2010, 08:13:31 AM »
FINALLY I SEE SHAQ IN PERSON!! excerpt from my recap.....

JPHiP WORLD TOUR : NYC Part 102,021 at Madison Square Garden, New York for Celtics at Knicks

October 13, 2010

Pretty much my first NBA Game (pre-season Raptors vs Nuggets at Rexall don't count XD) and FUCK! in the Mecca of SPORTS Madison Square Garden was so amazing, a full fledged stadium in the middle of the city. Jaw dropping at all the banners and retired jerseys, esp. MESSIER! we got to get to hang around in the front rows, by the media table and check out the shoot around, luckily we were at the Celtics side so I could TALK SHIT TO EM! LMFAO!!! You SUCK KG!! You SUCK PIERCE! RONDO! RAY ALLEN! GO LAKERS!! even an usher turned around and gave me the "Yeah, son" look :lol: SADLY there was no Shaq to be found. Then we had to go back to our seats, which Ping hooked us up and WERE REAL GOOD. We even sat around some Baller looking guys. Jaysonnj found out Shaq had a sore hip, but lotsa star around. Like Hey Walt Frazier doing the TV, Sophia Coppola, and random celebs.



THEN HOLY FUCK!!! Shaq was on the BENCH OMGASS!! MY life was complete. Kept filming fancams, yelling SHAQ!!!!! DIESEL!!! KAZAAAM!!! I WATCH SHAQ VS!! BLUE CHIPS!! XD FINALLY at one point he turned towards us and I was like popping my jphip shirt SHAQ! SHAQ!!! I bet he thought I was a heckler XD



The atmosphere was AWESOME, the usual LETS GO KNICKS chants, DE-FENCE. me and Joe were dancing to Bird is the Word, T-shirt gun fuckers didn't shoot any at us!! :tama-mad: and ohh baby Knicks City dancers! FINE ass:


Real competitive for a preseason game, Timofey The Russian had some good shots but Knicks kept on going for the outside shots. Amare took over as he finally took it to the hole and got to the line. Some strange reason Knicks were up by like 10 with KG fouling out for just whining. OH MAN HAD SO MUCH FUN just talking shit at the Celts. YOU FLOPPERS!! YOU SUCK PIERCE WHERES YOUR WHEELCHAIR!! WE HATE NATE CHANTS XD

me and Ping kept planning to get to him at halftime for autographs but no dice. Lotsa chicks tried to go up to him but security was all around him xD more babes at MSG and Shaq Fancams, esp. this one in jean short shorts  :fap


WE WANT SHAQ chants got louder and louder they actually paused for a while till we shut up XD Shaq was all head nodding (thx jay for the linkage of the MSG footage!)


Too funny...he is so fucking huge, can't believe I was like 2 feet away from him. XD

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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #142 on: November 02, 2010, 12:17:37 PM »
DAMN XD   :bleed eyes:



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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #144 on: January 02, 2011, 12:06:15 PM »
WHY BE PLAIN! check my scan :P


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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #145 on: January 08, 2011, 06:25:02 AM »
lol Shaq on Letterman




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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #146 on: January 09, 2011, 08:09:49 AM »
Inspired by talk in IRC about NBA 2K11 and recreating Jordan's greatest moments, someday they'll make an NBA 2K game where u can recreate SHAQ's

THE LEFT HAND STARE (ツ)_/¯

From a monster dunk when he was with the Lakers...I recall Kobe doing it.  :lol:

 

Others have emulated:

Flash


Deandre Jordan ...made a Shaq laugh


Post other examples here!

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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #147 on: January 21, 2011, 09:32:09 AM »
Surprise Lick Off!



Who is going to Shaq's All Star Weekend?

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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #148 on: February 28, 2011, 04:24:50 AM »


big ups to the best rapper in the NBA!

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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #149 on: March 06, 2011, 07:21:24 AM »

You the best!!! SLAM says you were #4 all time!! I can DIG IT!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #150 on: March 08, 2011, 06:11:43 AM »

Shaq & Biggie. DEEP.



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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #151 on: March 23, 2011, 09:17:21 AM »
LMFAO Shaq

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1830890404897&oid=62186012730#w300-h400&comments

one of the few twitter athlete pioneers still going strong, wonder if he gets paid per tweet like Lamar Odom lol

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SHAQ RETIRES ;_;
« Reply #152 on: June 02, 2011, 01:17:52 AM »
SHAQ RETIRES ;_;

From his twitter: http://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/75996821360615425

Man my all time fave player. Thanks for all the championships and laughs Diesel!! thx clay for the tweet lol

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Shaq Retirement Press Conference
« Reply #153 on: June 04, 2011, 06:10:59 AM »
The Big Retirement Press Conference


source: http://video.aol.com/aolvideo/aol-television/shaq-announces-retirement-060311-huffington-post/974865736001
full video here? http://www.nba.com/lakers/multimedia/lakerscom_live_stream_alt.html

ETA: well here's a wack TV rip, dope to see Coach Dale Brown with him. found ESPN version
Shaquille O'Neal Press Conference

fo real there will never be another like Shaq. All dem Clownz and Wannabe Supermans, get the fuck out. Wonder if Lakers will retire his jersey...this season? Hell, even a statue at "The House that Shaq Built" ??
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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #154 on: June 04, 2011, 06:20:06 AM »
^ probably next season, but he needs to be built on LSU's campus first before LA or really any other place because he has made himself "larger than life"

Overall, Shaq will be known for his way of promoting himself to be a celebrity and creativity to reach out to the public, I hope he becomes that figure that touches everyone also the big AARP :lol:
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Shaq Sex Tape Mentioned in Kidnapping, Robbery Case
« Reply #155 on: July 04, 2011, 10:03:02 AM »
Am i the only one interested in this?  :rofl:

Shaq Sex Tape Mentioned in Kidnapping, Robbery Case



By JESSICA HOPPER
June 15, 2011


 A music promoter claims he was kidnapped and robbed by seven gang members who were allegedly on a mission to retrieve a sex tape involving former NBA player Shaquille O'Neal.

 The alleged victim, Robert Ross, testified at a preliminary hearing this week that the gang members kidnapped him on the night of the Grammys in February 2008 and demanded that he return a reported sex tape featuring O'Neal.

 O'Neal has not been named a defendant in the case. The spokesperson for the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office said that the sex tape doesn't actually exist.

 "It was a bluff," spokeswoman Jane Robison told ABC News. "It was part of a financial dispute" between Ross and O'Neal.

 Attorney Vincent Oliver represents Eddie "Lil Wes" Hill, one of the gang members accused in the attack. Oliver said that the financial dispute was over artist Ray-J, a singer and rap star who is the brother of singer Brandy.
 
 "Mr. Ross, who is the so called victim in this case...claims he introduced Ray J [to Mr. O'Neal's record label] and was to receive 50 percent of the proceeds," Oliver said.

 When Ross didn't get the money he believed he was owed, he told O'Neal through a third party that he had a sex tape of the basketball player, Robison said. Two weeks later, Ross was allegedly robbed and kidnapped by members of the Main Street Mafia Crips Gang.

Shaq Attack Alleged Over Bogus Sex Tape

 Ross was once a member of the same gang, but was working as a music promoter at the time of the altercation, prosecutors said. He reportedly referred artists to O'Neal's record label.

 Ladell Rowles allegedly led six other gang members in tracking Ross down in West Hollywood, Calif., on the night of the Grammys. Ross was allegedly forced at gunpoint to drive his Rolls Royce to Rowles' home. Rowles allegedly asked Ross for the sex tape and stole his diamond chain, Rolex watch, diamond earrings and $15,000 in cash, according to the criminal complaint.

 Robison would not comment on whether investigators had interviewed O'Neal. Attempts to reach O'Neal were unsuccessful.

 Ross testified that the he and O'Neal were friends and that the ball player used his home to bring women home for liaisons while he was still married to wife Shaunie O'Neal. Prosecutors claimed Monday that at one time Ross dated Shaunie O'Neal.

 It's unclear if O'Neal has any connection to gang leader Rowles.

source: http://abcnews.go.com/US/shaq-sex-tape-cited-gang-kidnapping-robbery-case/story?id=13847414

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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #156 on: July 06, 2011, 11:13:04 AM »
^ honestly, the reason why I never was interested because it was probably something to gain publicity more than anything but here's the reason why Shaq is awesome

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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #157 on: July 21, 2011, 07:40:40 AM »

Shaq LOL Fu Manchu


can't wait till he boots all the geeks like Ernie and Chris Webber. He should do the sideline reporting XD

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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #158 on: July 31, 2011, 01:27:56 AM »
Shaq on NBA TV cant be taken seriously  :lol:
be all you can be

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Re: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« Reply #159 on: August 05, 2011, 08:45:52 AM »
But Shaq on TV is good TV :lol:

Got this from my homie thatonezombie on G+  Shaq beefin with The Rock XD

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I don't even need to. They are acting it out in real life. Go check their videos:
http://www.tout.com/m/gab1m6
http://www.tout.com/m/f4knoh



DAMN XD

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