Got the memo. This is funny.
It has been rumoured that Yasuda Kei, the former Nobody of Hello! Project, has become involved in a home decoration business collaboration with several big name brands in the United States of America. Ms. Yasuda was seen in an undisclosed location in Nagoya while meeting with American representatives of the companies she is working with. Her new product is said to be a new type of corduroy pillow. The purported slogan of her new product is "Cord pillows: we make headlines."
(Just think about it for a minute.)
I've become a Hage now because of all the jokes you make that have been skimming over the top of my head.
Wait....NOW I GET IT!!!! HAHAHAH!! Yea....yeah thats cute ^^
AND NOW FOR THE HEADLINES!! (I apologise for the last report.Im just angry and have to be straight forward)
It has been a week now with no leads for the police in regards to their search for under dog idol, Yasuda Kei. Ms Yasuda was last seen on Sunday 26th of November at the local down town 7-11. On that day she was wearing large dark sunglasses, jeans and a white fur lined coat. Her parents had this to say -
The posiblilty of a kidnapping hasnt been ruled out. Police are still urging anyone with any information to come forward.
The Hello! Project in conjunction with the the Up Front Agency have issued a health warning with all of its products after the disasterous incident that happened at the release of GAM's full version promotional video clip of Melodies.
728 hospitals not only in Japan but world wide reported seeing to patients who had choked on their own drool after seeing the controversial video clip.
The warning states on the front of every product - "Merchandise may cause suffocation or abnormal heart pulpitation. Not suitable for children under 3, pregnant women, epileptics, people with a history of a heart problems or Wotas"
Patrons claim to have heard the drunken confessions of none other than Hello!Projects very own Fujimoto Miki at a bar in Kabukichou last night. Fujimoto entered the bar alone, already intoxicated but still continued to drink. At 3am, she was removed from the bar after getting rowdy during a conversation with other customers. Whilst being removed from the premisses the idol continued ranting such things as quote: "Boo yeah, my Aya is one hot babe" and "I get into her pants everynight, Shizzam!"
Manager Tsunku has been pressed for answers to Fujimoto's actions to which he replied in a conference this morning - "Oh come on, as if you guys didnt already know?!"