This is your road roving reporter, Blizzard, coming to you with breaking news. Police are receiving report after report concerning a series of drive-by coconuttings. Yes, you heard right. Coconuttings.
According to witnesses, a metallic jungle green SUV has been seen driving erratically with its passengers throwing coconuts at anyone and everyone in their path. One victim claims that a mean looking blonde was the coconut launcher and, as they sped off, was heard yelling, "Drive Miki, drive!" It is unknown exactly who this "Miki" may be. Another victim claims that a set of twins opened the side doors and started hurling the coconuts from there. However, everyone is unsure exactly what to believe from these statements due to the fact that the victims were just hit in the head with a coconut.
Police have been able to pursue the suspects on a couple occasions, but because of broken windshields and the general disregard for traffic laws by the driver of the SUV, these pursuits have failed to apprehend the suspects. Apparantly, the main getaway for the SUV is to drive through parks, and police are wary to follow.
Police are urging pedestrians to be aware of their surroundings and are asking for anyone with any information to call them at... Wait. Do you hear that?
What the... It's coming from over that hill in the park.
Oh my god! Is that a coco... DUCK!
They missed? They missed! HAHA! YOU MISSED US!
Oh shit! They're coming back! Run! RUN!
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I finally had inspiration strike for a good news report! :ONding: It's based on two fics, and I really hope erink and Mikan don't mind. :ONkneelbow: