~Batsu Gamuu Hell, Pilot Episode~
"Hello, welcome to Batsu Gamuu Hell, the show where HelloPro members compete solely to avoid hellish forfeit! I'm your host, Takahashi Ai, & this program is so stupid, we're not allowed on national TV! Ok, now, let's meet from Morning Musume, Szuzuki Kanon!" "From C-ute Yajima Maimi!" "And from S/mileage, Maeda Yuuka!"
Kanon: "Aichan, why are we at this tarmac track?"
"Well that's because for today's first challenge is Go-Kart drag race! Get into you karts at the start, & at the signal, race to the end! The last to reach the end faces the forfeit!"
Maimi: "...Takahashi-san, there are 4 go-karts here"
Aichan: "Eh? (looks off camera) What?! I'm taking part in it too?!"
The other 3 girls lmao-ed. "Come on, Takahashi-san, don't be afraid!"
Aichan gets into a go-kart reluctantly, the other 3 followed suit.
A horn sounds off, & the go-karts took off..wait not all the go-karts.
Maimi: "Why isn't it moving?! (frantically steps the pedal repeatedly) AHHH that's the brake!! Not the accelerator!!" She depresses the accelerator pedal & speeds off finally..
..reaching the end..last.
Aichan & the other 2 girls are rofl-ing "You're last!" While Maimi lamented "I stepped on the wrong pedal!"
Aichan: "Still ,you came last, so you must face the forfeit!"
A tray was brought forward to Aichan, & on it was white powder.
"This is powdered wasabi, Maimi, and," Aichan takes out a straw. "Your forfeit is to snort it up your nose!"
Kanon & Yuuka were roflmaoing uncontrollably.
Maimi "No way! I bet it hurts!"
Yuuka: "That's why it's forfeit, silly,"
Aichan "Come on, Maimi, just get it done."
Maimi took the straw, puts one end to the powder, the other to her nose, & inhales.
"ARRRGGHHHHHH!!!! PAAAIINNN!!! SO MUCH PAAIIIINNNN!!!!" She starts coughing & tearing hard, while Aichan, Kanon, & Yuuka guffawed hysterically.
*Maimi's painful groans continues*
A glass of water was brought to Aichan, who then hands it to Maimi. "Here." Maimi takes it, gulps the content..& spits it out.
"WHAT THE- WHAT'S THIS?!?!" Kanon, & Yuuka are now HYSTERICAL.
Aichan(looks off camera) "What? it's dissolved with sea salt?!" Even she's in disbelief.
Another glass of water was brought forward; this time, Aichan tasted it first. "Here, Maimi, this one is okay."
While Maimi is gulping the water, & Kanon, & Yuuka are laughing uncontrollably,
Aichan "That's it for part one, stay tuned for part two coming up next!"