Twin porn actors charged in burglary

[Aioros]

PHILADELPHIA - Twin brothers who have appeared in hardcore gay-porn online videos are charged with the rooftop burglary of a South Philadelphia business and are suspected in dozens of similar crimes in at least three states, authorities said.

And their lawyer's name is "Zucker" 

[JFC]

Okay..."twin brothers" and "gay porn" should never be spoken in the same sentence...ever.

[Carrie]

[Fracture]

He was handcuffed in the back of a moving police cruiser after a 2006 drug arrest in Clementon, N.J., when he broke out the glass with his head and jumped into a lake while still handcuffed, police Chief Dave Kunkel said.

"He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers, saying, 'You'll never catch me," Kunkel told the Daily News.

wtf

[Tuffty]

Okay..."twin brothers" and "gay porn" should never be spoken in the same sentence...ever.

QFT

Even if it was female twins I'd still say it was creepy.

[garbagefan2424]

Hmm its funny because gay pron stars make a lot of money, so for them to go to robbery is quite random >_< like when ppl shoplift and are rich *cough* Rinona Rider (I don't know how to spell her name)