Author Topic: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread (Read 66924 times)

thatonezombie · « **Reply #80 on:** February 18, 2009, 03:02:55 AM »

That was dope when Shaq did that, always entertaining the fans before the game starts

But damn, who is that cheerleader closest to the steps to the left, that brunette hasnt left my mind

daigong · « **Reply #81 on:** February 18, 2009, 08:13:53 AM »

^ I still can't see her. Kinda Asian looking tho eh?

62% FT shooter!

“Excellence is not a singular act, but a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.”
- Shaq

Wiser words have never been spoken. GJ Big Legendary!

RatBastich · « **Reply #82 on:** February 28, 2009, 04:48:59 AM »

daigong · « **Reply #83 on:** March 03, 2009, 07:07:22 AM »

O'Neal responds to Bosh comment

Mar. 1, 2009 09:32 PM
The Arizona Republic

After Shaquille O'Neal scored 45 against Toronto on Friday, Raptors star Chris Bosh said O'Neal had benefited from officials ignoring his three-second lane violations.

"I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that's strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men," O'Neal said. "I'm going to do the same thing (in their next meeting) I did before - make him quit. Make 'em quit and complain. It's what I do."

O'Neal is the only NBA player other than Stephon Marbury and Bernard King to record 40-point games with four teams.

"I warned these guys he can do that," Lakers coach Phil Jackson said.

daigong · « **Reply #84 on:** March 07, 2009, 04:12:15 AM »

HAPPY 37th BIRTHDAY SHAQ!!

To celebrate. Here's his COMPLETE DISCO!! (Click album cover to DL)

Original Release Date: October 26, 1993

1. Intro
2. (I Know I Got) Skillz - Def Jef, Shaquille O'Neal
3. I'm Outstanding
4. Where Ya At? - Shaquille O'Neal,
5. I Hate 2 Brag
6. Let Me in, Let Me In
7. Shoot Pass Slam
8. Boom!
9. Are You a Roughneck?
10. Giggin' on 'Em - Shaquille O'Neal,
11. What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock) - Fu-Schnickens, Shaquille O'Neal
12. Game Over

Original Release Date: November 8, 1994

1. No Hook
2. Newark to C.I.
3. Biological Didn't Bother [G-Funk Version]
4. My Dear
5. Shaq's Got It Made
6. Mic Check 1-2
7. My Style, My Stelo
8. (So U Wanna Be) Hardcore
9. Nobody
10. Freaky Flow
11. Biological Didn't Bother [G-Funk Version]

Original Release Date: November 19, 1996

1. Shaquille (Interlude) - Shaquille O'Neal
2. Still Can't Stop the Reign - Shaquille O'Neal
3. D.I.V.A. Radio (Interlude) - Peaches
4. It Was All a Dream - Shaquille O'Neal
5. No Love Lost - Jay-Z, Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz, Shaquille O'Neal, Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz
6. Strait Playin' - DJ Quik, Peter Gunz, Shaquille O'Neal
7. Best to Worst - Peter Gunz, Shaquille O'Neal
8. Legal Money - Mobb Deep, Shaquille O'Neal
9. Edge of Night - Bobby Brown, Shaquille O'Neal
10. S.H.E. (Interlude) - She
11. Let's Wait a While - She
12. Can I Play - Peter Gunz
13. Just Be Good to Me - Shaquille O'Neal
14. More to Life - Bobby Brown, Shaquille O'Neal, Ralph Tresvant
15. Big Dog Stomp - Shaquille O'Neal
16. Game of Death - Easy Mo Bee, Shaquille O'Neal
17. Outtro (Interlude)
18. Player

- She

19. Don't Wanna Be Alone

- One Accord

Original Release Date: September 15, 1998

1. Intro - Fuzzy Fantabulous
2. Fiend '98
3. Way It's Goin' Down (T.W. Ism for Life) - Peter Gunz, Shaquille O'Neal
4. Voices - Shaquille O'Neal, Sauce Money
5. Fly Like an Eagle - Shaquille O'Neal, Trigga
6. Light of Mine (Interlude)
7. Go to Let Me Know
8. River (Interlude) - Shaquille O'Neal, One Accord
9. Heat It Up
10. Pool Jam
11. Make This a Night to Remember - Peter Gunz, Shaquille O'Neal, Public Announcement
12. Blaq Supaman
13. Psycho Rap (Interlude)
14. Deeper - Sonja Blade, , Shaquille O'Neal
15. Bomb Baby - The Deadly Venoms, , Shaquille O'Neal
16. 3 X's Dope - Sonja Blade, Shaquille O'Neal
17. Like What
18. 48 @ Buzzer

Like he destroyed Dwight Howard!

and ex-coach Stan Van Gundy calling him a "a frontrunner" and "a master of panic." :rofl:

WHO'S NEXT!! :lol:

RatBastich · « **Reply #85 on:** March 07, 2009, 04:16:32 AM »

Congratz and Happy Berfday to Shaq, fo sho.

daigong · « **Reply #86 on:** March 14, 2009, 07:34:05 AM »

Shaq joke on twitter

Rastaman walks n2 a bank & hands the teller a bag of weed. She says "Sir, what is this 4?" Da Rasta said, "Mi wan open a joint account!

Funny comic:

Best site ever: http://shaqquotes.com/

daigong · « **Reply #87 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:11:37 AM »

Shaq's gonna be on Oprah soon, prolly talking about Twitter lol

Shaq and Krispy Kreme doughnuts

daigong · « **Reply #88 on:** May 10, 2009, 09:30:56 AM »

Shaq next MMA superstar!! Next up Chuck Liddell??

The Big Shaqtus Trains MMA, Hints at Chuck Liddell Fight
http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/video?id=4146549

Shaq getting challenged at 6 Levels site: http://www.the6levels.com/

On a side note, I used to fap to Hannah Storm.

jaysonnj · « **Reply #89 on:** May 10, 2009, 10:01:49 AM »

^^
I still fap to Hannah Storm.

Shaq would easily KO Liddell. Seems like anybody could these days.

Anyway, since this is the Shaq Pimp Thread, here's a video of SNL pimping the Shaq Plaque:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/65921/saturday-night-live-shopping-at-home-network

daigong · « **Reply #90 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:46:36 PM »

HAHAHA I love that. ANd his stint on MAD TV.
Madtv - Shaq Pass it around

Look out Marv Albert!!

Quote

Shaq takes crash course in broadcast at Syracuse
1 hour, 43 minutes ago

Buzz up!2 votes PrintSYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP)—Shaquille O’Neal(notes) is in training for his next career.

The 7-foot-1 center for the Phoenix Suns is taking a course at Syracuse University known as Sportscaster U, a crash course designed to teach athletes about the broadcasting industry. He arrived on Sunday and started school Monday at the S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications.

“I’ve been an athlete that’s sort of in advance; always thinking,” O’Neal said Monday during a break in his studio work. “After basketball I’d love to have my own radio show, my own TV show.”

Sportscaster U is essentially a broadcasting boot camp started last year by Syracuse radio play-by-play announcer Matt Park and fellow Syracuse alum Dave Ryan, an ESPN announcer. Park and Ryan are adjunct professors at Newhouse.

The inaugural Sportscaster U was held last summer in conjunction with the National Basketball Players Association. Four players, including Eric Snow(notes) and Adrian Griffin(notes), signed up for the hands-on course.

They will host another session for more NBA players later this summer, but this week’s session was designed specifically for Shaq.

“His energy level is unbelievable,” Park said. “He wants to do it all and he’s been terrific.”

O’Neal spent his time taping mock stand-ups, scripting material, and conducting interviews.

He even scored the first on-camera interview with former Duke point guard Greg Paulus, who last week announced his decision to play football for the Oranges this fall.

“He’s got great personality. His presence is phenomenal. He’s so funny and charismatic. He’s got the whole package,” Paulus told The Post-Standard of Syracuse.

O’Neal also interviewed Tim Green, the former Syracuse and NFL player turned TV analyst and author. O’Neal asked Green about his latest book and then bantered with the former Atlanta Falcons player.

“I’ve been the type of person (and) the type of athlete, I don’t like to be given anything,” O’Neal said. “I like to earn.”

daigong · « **Reply #91 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:08:45 AM »

Shaq's Wise Tweet of the Day: "Word of the day, learn to laugh, don't be so sensitive I laugh at all the jokes even the ones directed at me, try send me your funniest ..."

RatBastich · « **Reply #92 on:** July 15, 2009, 10:49:27 PM »

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