Also known as Engrish, yes, there've been some awfully mangled English in some songs.
The H&A usa myspace still haven't announced the BIG NEWS! Although from what people have already said in this thread it's looking like the news is that other countries will be able to order the cd, not just USA/Mexico/Canada as it was before.
EDIT: One Japanese site had the kmkm lyrics quoted as being the correct lyrics from the lyrics card. They included the ones you posted, OMGWTFLOL, as well as "can you see the bat in hell"(which is pretty bad, I really hope that's not the real lyric!), but I know for a fact that the site got the lyrics from the same 2ch thread that we're following, so that doesn't help. I hope they're not the real lyrics because they don't even fit when listening to the song!
They might be real though, because someone posting to that thread seems to have the lyric booklet because they've also posted the following which surely is from it.
artist producer: yukako yamazaki, shin hashimoto
exective producer: naoki yamazaki
produced by keisuke tsukimitsu
programming/bass/guitars: takanori tsunoda 1,3,4
MOTO G3 from gagaaling 2,5
backing vocals: MYM from Gagaaling 2,5
Mera Morimura 1,2,4
Artist management: Yoshiharu Numabe, Issei Otazawa
produced by keisuke tsukimitsu