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THUNDERDUCK · « **Reply #3520 on:** January 27, 2013, 05:38:26 PM »

The New Orleans Hornets will become...the Pelicans

kuro808 · « **Reply #3521 on:** January 27, 2013, 08:49:19 PM »

Quote from: THUNDERDUCK on January 27, 2013, 05:38:26 PM

The New Orleans Hornets will become...the Pelicans

The logos.... maybe not intimidating but maybe they can make it that way like the Ravens

daigong · « **Reply #3522 on:** January 27, 2013, 09:00:33 PM »

Heard the rumors about that. I love the logo too. looks like a hornet

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!!! with Kobe Bryant on your side, anything is possible!!

Lakers gonna make the playoffs THE STREAK STARTS NOW!

Demo33 · « **Reply #3523 on:** January 27, 2013, 10:15:14 PM »

Just woke up to the Celtics/Heat game that went to double OT. Good game!

Quote from: THUNDERDUCK on January 27, 2013, 05:38:26 PM

The New Orleans Hornets will become...the Pelicans

Really? The Pelicans? Is it because like other birds, they will shit on you unexpectedly?

As for the Lakers, I still have hope. They really, really need to pick up the defense though.

daigong · « **Reply #3524 on:** January 28, 2013, 10:12:33 AM »

^ I love you man. PAUSE. They getting there. MWP was just getting WET!

Durant was going for a clothesline.

Kobe is ejected if he did that.

Arrest would have been suspended.

He and LBJ are Sterns pets.
They can't be touched.

AWWW IS KD mad he finally didn't get a call? Him and Westbrook are bitches. Pushing Kobe after her was trying to Rondo Him

pau KILLING it off the bench

Nash pick and rolling help CLUTCH

LOL @ Metta stealing the last rebound from Kobe

Hate Westbrook. The most disgusting player in the league

The Kobe System getting IT DONE!!

daigong · « **Reply #3525 on:** January 30, 2013, 09:18:33 AM »

It's like the twilight zone

but not. FUCK THAT WAS CLOSE against the Hornets. Robin Lopez

Lakers leading in categories you would not believe. This is most def some kinda pseudo Jordan Phil Triangle they are running thru Kobe and Gasol. no more fucking three's like When has Kobe been just spotting up and launching, Mamba producing in the post, Nash doing his best Dirk impersonations and Dwight just being a BEAST on the glass FUCK!! EARL CLARK WOW. and welcome back Steve BLACK!! BENCH PRODUCING!! WOW Like Jameson making cuts like he DJ Qbert! GASTRONG FIERCE!! Kobe on Pau being benched and PISSED in the fourth: "Good. If that was me I wouldn't be happy too. He's a competitor. If he said he was happy, then that would make me upset." BIG BOY PANTS. I suspect it being part of MWP's new Prank show lol

Watch out Grammy ROAD TRIP!! Make or break, I agree with Pringles. "We can win every game"

Nets might be that moral compass, with D-Will bitch. Celts have Rondo out. Heat be tripping, LOL OT vs the Raptors. These are all East Teams that are vulnerable.

DioBrando · « **Reply #3526 on:** February 01, 2013, 03:27:14 AM »

partidogg · « **Reply #3527 on:** February 01, 2013, 04:21:11 PM »

Lakers gonna have to have a close to perfect run to even make it into the 8th spot, so not much faith in that anymore. Rockets & Lin for the finals <3

daigong · « **Reply #3528 on:** February 04, 2013, 09:23:39 AM »

Just out of curiosity, partidogg. are you Chinese?

LOL damn fucking feel sorry Pissston Fan. WTF they trade Tayshaun. How'd the Raptors get Rudy Gay?

Was it the Palace or Staples when Kobe threw it down

Kobe just going out of his way to make GASTRONG feel good about himself

Kobe's confidence and smile puts us all at ease.

Clippers got blown out by the Raptors: BONUS!!!

of course the Lakers got they work cut out for em, just keep hitting and finishing not giving up GODDAMN 29 or 18 point leads lol, give Nash and Kobe some rest SHIT.

Pringles can't stand Kobe using aspects of the Triangle to facilitate the offense...

Result Since 4Q of NO Game...

Rotations that hold Kobe, Pau, and Steve on the bench at the same time. About 10-12 minutes per game.

2nd Quarter, Lakers have a lead, and you want to go for a knock out with a small line-up...ok, fine. 2nd Half? Fuck That.

And can anyone please tell me the last time Lakers won a 3rd quarter?

Hallmarks of a good coach

1. Set Rotations that Make Sense
2. Ability to Draw Up a Scoring Play out of a TO
3. Half-time adjustments/Winning 3rd Q
4. Forcing Other Team To Adjust To Your Strengths
5. Being able to identify your strengths

daigong · « **Reply #3529 on:** February 07, 2013, 07:43:29 PM »

OOOOOO MMMMMMM GGGGGG ASS!!!!!!!!!!

Dwight is BACK!! lol Barkley on Jim Rome saying he starting to agree with Shaq

daigong · « **Reply #3530 on:** February 08, 2013, 06:51:51 PM »

Unbelievable. Trade Dwight and get assets

KG spitting shit every time I see green I get

Kobe is doing everything EVEN FUCKING PHIL JACKSON MIND TRICKS LMFAO

#COUNTONKOBE

Cats gonna get SMASHED

daigong · « **Reply #3531 on:** February 11, 2013, 12:20:18 AM »

OH SO FUCKING CLOSE...

WHATTA SWAT ON LEBRON BY CLARK LMFAO

but ssssssssssssssssssshit Pringles needs to go. Would Phil ever have allowed a Line-up with no one larger than Earl Clark on the floor if someone high energy like Sacre is available? RIDICULOUS ROTATIONS. Kobe and Nash get cold, then the go away from Dwight in the last 6 minutes killing all chemistry momentum ... FUCK!! Lakers had dis. BARELY can you come back like down 20+ vs the Cats. once Momentum is gone. FUCK WADE going 2006 happens

Gasol can't come back soon enough. Riles can sign role players like Allen and Birdman while MITCH GET OFF YOUR ASS and get K-Mart! SOMEBODY. SHAQ.

DioBrando · « **Reply #3532 on:** February 12, 2013, 05:54:53 AM »

http://www.mercurynews.com/warriors/ci_22565236/warriors-unveil-jersey-sleeves

I can vibe with this...from a performance standpoint, anyway...

daigong · « **Reply #3533 on:** February 12, 2013, 08:15:32 AM »

well, they sure airbrushed his nipples

What about that shit about ads being on Jerseys - heard rumours but SHIT GOT REAL

fucking I want my Nike Kobe "8"

DWIGHT COME ON! RESPECT NASH!!

RatBastich · « **Reply #3534 on:** February 15, 2013, 06:01:13 PM »

Allstar Weekend is here!!

Too bad I can't see it.... and before anyone says just catch a stream online, I DON'T HAVE 'NETZ AT HOME.

daigong · « **Reply #3535 on:** February 17, 2013, 11:00:16 AM »

Quote from: Lou on February 15, 2013, 06:01:13 PM

Allstar Weekend is here!!

Too bad I can't see it.... and before anyone says just catch a stream online, I DON'T HAVE 'NETZ AT HOME.

I'm sure you taped the Dunk Contest

Wade should particpate, he knows how to do Liu Kang kicks

Just ask Sessions

daigong · « **Reply #3536 on:** February 18, 2013, 08:23:12 AM »

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!

via Lakers twitter @Lakers #MambaSwat pic.twitter.com/UkivtW7m

Goes to show what happens when the Refs let em play and not send Lebron to the line everytime Kobe breathes on him

haha "that awkward moment when kd thought blake threw it off the glass for him" i love how everyone was sleepwalking in a meaningless game until kobe just started playing D. MAMBA!!

thatonezombie · « **Reply #3537 on:** February 18, 2013, 08:58:29 AM »

^ Kobe has been swatting in All-Star games for awhile now.

I do like when Kobe randomly goes at dudes like this, just to let people know he's still around.

CP3 wasn't sleepwalking. 1st player to have 15 assists in the All-Star game since Gary Payton. Speaking of The Glove, congrats to him for becoming a finalist for this year's Hall of Fame induction.

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/8952098/gary-payton-tim-hardaway-hall-fame-finalists

If/when he's officially selected, I might cry.

daigong · « **Reply #3538 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:31:53 PM »

^ Oh fo sho. Cuz he never takes a second off, even in exhibition and to entertain the masses. And Lebron has been wilting under pressure for a while too

Just don't let ESPN's blowjobs let you lead to believe it so.

Tim Hardaway made it too? That's a shocker. GP should - he defined the steals category. Shouldn't Steve Francis be on the list too by now? Get him to pick his spirits up :/

We are witnessing the greatness of Kobe Bryant.

As long as you have Black Mamba on your team, anything can happen. COUNT ON KOBE!! The Playoff Guarantee. Pffft Please. We already know. Just to make the media horny. Win or Lose. Lakers are LA's town not the Clippers HA CP3 alley oops don't work in the playoffs. Bulldoze your way through the Cats, Magic, and Wiz, get dat seeding. But with Lakers Get this stretch going, KOBE gets a vote or two for MVP!! MVP chants in Dallas

thanks Thimmy!!

"We shaved our mustaches!!" - Dwight

GREAT D, D!! MWP!

daigong · « **Reply #3539 on:** February 28, 2013, 09:27:22 AM »

ALL IN

oh baby. who is the fine piece of ass in the top there

You know Dwight gonna resign. Get the shit straight. Max Money. Legacy. I'll take some bumps here and there against the Thuggets, so long as Houston, Utah, Golden State loses too

lol Roy Hibbert and David Lee. Mad props to Steph Curry THO flicked away like a rag doll.

They need to fuckin take lessons from Barkley and Oakley. You at least gotta scratch someone's jersey off

OH MAN I remember when Malone just kept playing in a ripped jersey

And how about Wade's new nickname? ‘WOW,’ Way of Wade. What. Did Oprah come up with it?

I guess that's what happens when you rock Li-Nings.

Guess he couldn't name his signature shoes without Marvel suing lol