That's right champloofan, the same Marko who got bitchslapped by Kobe a while back.
The Lakers RULEEEEE!!!! Celtics boooooo!!!!!!
*Smacks people around with Shaq's ass*
You know it Rei-chan! Never underestimate the heart of a champion. The more haters talks out of their ass, the more fired up I get.
BOOOYAH!! Fucking Kobe tired of all the quadruple coverage, does his own Sam Cassell nipple twist. Paul Pierce can't fucking flop now! Whatta clutch dunk!
Fuck each and everyone who called that a foul. Fuck Doc Rivers who said Phil complains about the officiating while we see him chew up the refs after every call against Boston. I never was old enough to appreciate Magic-Bird, Kareem-Parish, Worthy-McHale -- but I really can't stand the cockiness and cheap play of the East and Boston Celtics. RIVALRY is BORN. Bring on the turkey neck half screen ads!
The momentum is clearly on the Lakers side, Game 4 was just a blip in what the Lakers can really do. A wild greasy Gasol can take care of The Ticket Stub, the reason while Kobe has more rings than Boston's Big Three combined is cuz they do not have the heart of champion. KG chokes up, Paul Pierce's improved defense involves screaming like a little girl and getting wheeled off in a chair, and Ray Allen. Aight, dude is balls. Laker fan ain't gonna scream "CANCER" like Utah fan at Derek Fisher. Other than that, Sam Cassell and PJ Brown can bring their trickery but ... Farmar and Sasha got no FEAR.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!
Kobe likes the fear. Fear is KG settling for jumpers while missing 3 critical free throws and tip in late in the game. Fear is Paul Pierce flopping and whining like a ballerina, carted off in a wheelchair.
BRING IT!!! TONITE IS GONNA BE NUTS!!