This is simply a parody and spoof, so I'm not writing seriously here, since it's in script format
Twelve days of Christmas as sung by H!P :]
On the first day of Christmas, Guess what Tsunku gave to me?
A Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!Miki: o__o; What the heeeeell?
On the second day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!Eri: The stairs… Won’t stop coming…
Risa: BELIEVE IN YOURSELF~! X___X
Miki: Dammit~! Someone get me off this thing~!
On the third day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!Yossie: … a-flying? O-O… -gets hit in the head, butt and chest with a ball-
Mai, Rika, Ayumi: Sorry~!
Aya: I’ll rescue you my dear Tan~!
Miki: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT AX?! O____________O
On the fourth day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a –hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!Melon Kinenbi: -on top floor’s stairs-
Masae: Waaait… Tumbling?
Boss: Isn’t everyone supposed to have day offs on Christmas?
Megumi: Ah… Of course everyone doesn’t have to give the masses what they demand on Christmas…-shoves everyone and self down the stairs-
Melon Kinenbi: -crashes through a wall at the semi-top floor and flies off the building and lands on a hugeass pile of snow-
Ayumi: Why’d you do that?!
Megumi: Ah… We must give the masses what they demand whether it’s Christmas or not.
Aya: -hacking away at the tree with a psychopathic look- *____*
Miki: -clings to the branches tightly- IhatechristmasIhatechristmasIhatechristmasIhatechristmas…
On the fifth day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!Maki: -looks in closet- o_o… Where’d my bras go?
Yui: Mine are stolen too~!
Boss: Along with mine~!
-As Aya is hacking at the tree, the sheer force causes a sack filled with bras to fall out-
Miki: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT >_________>;
On the sixth day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Six pranks of W a-pranking
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!Nono: Gave Yossie a pair of rubber snakes that pop out of a present… Check. Jokingly gave Rika a wig….Check. Gave Ayaka another (hopping-related even though she’s in a skirt) dance lesson….check.
Aibon: Stole everyone’s hair dryers and made a bon fire… Check. Egged the Eggs… Check. Gave Aya an axe… Check.
Miki: YOU gave her the ax?! –still clinging on the tree for dear life-
On the seventh day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Seven Berryz a-galloping
Six pranks of W a-pranking
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!Berryz: -didn’t bother trying to say their dialogue, for they were too busy being chase by bulls that were attracted to their ‘scarlet red’ pants-
Aya: -just about a third into the tree-
Miki: -prays- Kami-sama…. Give me a miracle ;_____;
On the eighth day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Eight beautiful mirrors a-gazing
Seven Berryz a-galloping
Six pranks of W a-pranking
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!Sayumi: -looks in all eight mirrors- … -sighs- I’m so beautiful, It scares me…
Miki: I said Miracles, not mirrors, Kami-sama~!
On the ninth day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Nine midgets a-fuming
Eight beautiful mirrors a-gazing
Seven Berryz a-galloping
Six pranks of W a-pranking
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!Kei: -drunk- Mari? Is that nine of you I see?
Mari: o-o…?
Miki: Now that I think about it… Will I go to hell or heaven? O_o
On the tenth day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Ten pounds worth of meat a-eating
Nine midgets a-fuming
Eight beautiful mirrors a-gazing
Seven Berryz a-galloping
Six pranks of W a-pranking
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!Nono, Maki, and Reina: -stuffing selves with the banquet.
Miki: -looks on hungrily, trying not to care about the tree being cut down.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Eleven fan crowds a-chasing
Ten pounds worth of meat a-eating
Nine midgets a-fuming
Eight beautiful mirrors a-gazing
Seven Berryz a-galloping
Six pranks of W a-pranking
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!Fan mobs: There they are~! Let’s get them~! –runs after our beloved H!P members-
Everyone: O______O;
Berryz: -jumps over the fan mobs by jumping on their heads like skipping stones-
Fan mobs: Huh? –looks to where they came from-
Bulls: -runs over the fan mobs-
Miki: Maybe staying up in this tree will give me benefits after all? >>;
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me…?
Twelve beer bottles a-drinking
Eleven fan crowds a-chasing
Ten pounds worth of meat a-eating
Nine midgets a-fuming
Eight beautiful mirrors a-gazing
Seven Berryz a-galloping
Six pranks of W a-pranking
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!Yuko: -drunk and trying to grope anyone that dares to be near-
Aya: -FINALLY cuts down the tree-
Miki: -screams-
Aya: -catches Miki- Tan ~! <3
Miki: X___X;
Everyone: THANK YOU FOR A NICE YEAR~! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS~!
<3