[PART 29] 100% Kataomoi (aka Memoir II: Revenge of the Fluff)

[manamin]

PROBABLY NOT!   
I'm going to be throwing red herrings out like nobody's business. 
If you DID figure it out at this point, I'd be quite surprised and demand your access to my brain be revoked.
And honestly? The prologue isn't even quite what it seems.

<_<
>_>
I knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.   *grins*

*runs away quickly before JFC finds the kira kira fuyu no shiny shiny knife*

[JFC]

Hey, I DID say afterwards that I was probably wrong about it.

* JFC starts humming

Kira, kira fuyu no, shiny shiny   

[haidokun]

yosh! new fic! 

---

"I just did, didn't I?" Miki sighed and flicked her reflection in the glass. "Miki, you idiot."

aahhh miki what did you do this time, huh??? 

It's hard being cool all of the time.

hahahaha! love that line.

So, I naturally waited until the door had shut and I heard the shower turn on before I threw myself on my freshly made bed and rolled around, giggling like a lunatic and tunelessly singing "Miki loooooves me."

oh my god. i can imagine Yossie SD rolling on the bed. 

"You're just pissed that I've made out with your two best friends and not you," Miki piped up. Ayaka visibly jumped and whirled around.

at last ayaka interaction. hahaha
evil miki... 

"Check it out, I'm Reina!" She dropped down into the Yankii Squat, slightly crossed her eyes, and started rolling R's like there was no tomorrow. "Tch. The hell. I ain't no damn yankee. What are you lookin at? Bastard."

mwahaahahahahahahaha 

"...You can DO that!?" I exclaimed. Miki and Ayaka groaned in unison.

 well... duh...

"Yoshiko, honestly..." Ayaka shook her head.

 

"GEEZ! YOU'RE IN THE HALLWAY!" Aya exclaimed behind me, but I really was beyond caring. And apparently so was Miki, judging from how she entangled her fingers in my hair and deepened the kiss. I wrapped my arms tightly around her waist, pressing our bodies together.

 

"Damn, get a room," Aya mock-complained. She met my eye and grinned.

ahhh aya. so sweet. 

Bad Aya.

very bad indeed.... but i wouldn't mind aya joining in... hehehehe 

[almond]

Watching them together makes me wonder... maybe, if I'd done something different... maybe, then it'd be me instead...

Oh, you just HAAAAAAAAAAAAD to go THERE, didn't you? 

Ah, these posts make waiting to write the end totally worth it. Dragging it out, making people think one thing's going on when it's something else...   

Ah, the strange and yet lovely dynamic that is AyaxMiki.

...

But wait...here it's supposed to be YoMiki.

...

Either way...going shopping for your best friend's birthday gift with said best friend's girlfriend...THIS is gonna be interesting...

Yep. It'll be a while, though. There are things that must happen first. 

"I just did, didn't I?" Miki sighed and flicked her reflection in the glass. "Miki, you idiot."

aahhh miki what did you do this time, huh??? 

That would be the question of the fic at this point in time. That and "WHO THE HELL IS 'I'?!!!!???!! AND WHO'S IN THAT CAR!?!?!?!!!11!ONE!"

Bad Aya.

very bad indeed.... but i wouldn't mind aya joining in... hehehehe 

LOL! Y'all are insane.

New part coming up in a bit~!

[almond]

--------------------------

PART 4 - FUJIMOTO - JUNE 5TH


There is nothing - NOTHING - better than lazily waking up on your day off with your sweetheart's arms around you, your adorable little dogs snoring at your feet, and knowing you have the whole day to enjoy.

...ok, sex is better, but that's an entirely different type of thing and quite frankly the two are incomparable. It's like comparing apples and cheesecake.

I woke up in that perfect lazy state, warm and comfy in your bed. I felt my cute little Hima-chan stretch and cuddle up against my foot. Yossi's left arm was tightly around my waist, holding me against her, her lips pressed to my hair even in sleep. I felt her shift slightly behind me.

"Hey," she murmured into my hair.

"Morning," I replied with a smile as she kissed my bare shoulder.

"You know," Yossi continued sleepily. "I really love waking up with you like this..."

"But?" I asked, turning around in her arms.

"But," she continued after giving me a quick kiss. "You really have trained your dogs too well."

"What?"

"An-kun keeps poking my butt," she replied. I giggled.

"He just wants your attention," I explained.

"That doesn't change the fact that you've obviously trained him to violate me when you're too busy to."

"Yocchan, my love, I'm NEVER to busy to violate you," I replied calmly, moving my ice cold foot up her leg.

"COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!" she squeaked, jumping out of bed. Perfect.

"While you're up, would you mind taking the dogs out?"




"Miki!" I groaned and pulled the covers over my head.

"Whaaaaaaat?" I called back sleepily. The door squeaked a little as it was pushed open. Yossi started laughing.

"Did you fall back asleep?"

"I'm comfy," I replied as the covers were cruelly thrown off of me.

"Well, too bad. I have plans for us today."

"Does it involve sleeping and rolling around in bed?"

"Nope," Yossi replied, effortlessly picking me up.

"Well, I think I'm liking this so far," I grinned, leaning my head against her chest. I closed my eyes and had just started to doze off again when I was suddenly plopped down on the cold, hard floor. "Yocchan, wha..." My question was cut off as a surge of water hit me in the face. I jumped to my feet, grabbing the towel bar to steady myself. "YOSHIZAWA, WHAT THE HELL!?" I demanded, trying to peel off my soaked pajamas.

"Oh, good, you're up!" Yossi laughed. "When you're done with your shower, we'll be leaving."

"When I'm done with my shower," I replied, tossing my soaked camisole over the curtain so it smacked her across the face. "You're dead." Yossi just laughed. "Bah. You're lucky I love you so much. So, where are we going?"

"I figured it was about time for a date." I paused mid-lather.

"A date?" I repeated, watching her bend over and put my shirt in the hamper. "I really like those pants."

"What?" she asked, straightening back up. "You want to borrow them or something?"

"No, I mean... I REALLY like those pants. Wear them. A lot." She started laughing. "Anyway, you were saying?"

"Right, so we're going on a date today."

"Seriously?"

"Why do you sound so surprised?" she protested.

"It just seems a bit strange," I replied, grabbing the conditioner.

"Why?"

"Our relationship seems to be going backwards," I laughed. "Isn't the normal order dating, love confession, then sleeping together?"

"Hey! That's your fault."

"What?!" I exclaimed.

"I'm sorry, WHO was half-naked in my bathroom in Hawaii?"  Yossi countered.

"Yeah, WHO kissed me when I was half-naked in her bathroom in Hawaii?" I retorted.

"WHO jumped me when we got locked in that closet together?"

"...wait, which time?" I asked, turning the shower off.

"Second," she replied, openly ogling me as I stepped out of the shower.

"Oh, ok... Wait a second! That was you both times!" I laughed.

"What!? No, you grabbed me the second time," she replied, wrapping me up in a big towel.

"I grabbed you, but then after you had that retarded sneezing fit, you proceeded to get me half-naked before I had a chance to say anything!"

"...yeah, I did, huh..." Yossi mused, looking infinitely pleased with herself. She looked my towel-clad, soaking-wet haired form over. "So, you about ready?" I blinked.

"No. And if we're going on a DATE, then you need to get the hell out so I can get ready," I replied, pushing her towards the door.

"What? But - "

"But nothing. GIRLS take time to get ready," I declared, shoving her out.

"But I'm a girl!" she protested. I gave a snort of laughter and slammed the door.


-------------

[Kreuz_Asakura]

 
Poor Yossie, sometimes everybody forget that she's a girl too

I really love this fic a lot

And about the previous chapter, I think Aya wants something with Yossie, I don't know, To me looks like that and not like Aya wants something with Miki
It would be interesting if this two friends had some arguing for Yossie 

[JFC]

That would be the question of the fic at this point in time. That and "WHO THE HELL IS 'I'?!!!!???!! AND WHO'S IN THAT CAR!?!?!?!!!11!ONE!"

LULZ...."ONE"....LULZ

LOL! Y'all are insane.

You know you love it though, just like we do.

There is nothing - NOTHING - better than lazily waking up on your day off with your sweetheart's arms around you, your adorable little dogs snoring at your feet, and knowing you have the whole day to enjoy.

Awwwwwwwwwwww...

...ok, sex is better, but that's an entirely different type of thing and quite frankly the two are incomparable.

BOOYAH!

"You really have trained your dogs too well."

"What?"

"An-kun keeps poking my butt," she replied. I giggled.

Well, they DO say that pets can start acting like thier owners. Hima-chan definitely acts like Miki in her cuddly-sleepiness, and An-kun...well, he seems to have adopted "the Miki Method" for gaining attention. 

Anyways, I'd be giving another "Awwwwwwww" right now...if it wasn't for the fact that I'm also wondering "What is An-kun poking Yossi with?".

"That doesn't change the fact that you've obviously trained him to violate me when you're too busy to."

"Yocchan, my love, I'm NEVER to busy to violate you," I replied calmly, moving my ice cold foot up her leg.

"COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!" she squeaked, jumping out of bed.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Miki's icey cold leg...

I have plans for us today."

"Does it involve sleeping and rolling around in bed?"

"Nope," Yossi replied, effortlessly picking me up.

Damn.

So, where are we going?"

"I figured it was about time for a date." I paused mid-lather.

"A date?"

Hmmm...guess they've never been able to go on an actual date before because of their schedules, huh?

"Our relationship seems to be going backwards," I laughed. "Isn't the normal order dating, love confession, then sleeping together?"

Meh, the "normal order" thing has been done to death.    The YoMiki way is more exciting, and it all worked out anyway.

"I'm sorry, WHO was half-naked in my bathroom in Hawaii?"  Yossi countered.

Maybe, but Yossi was FULL-nekkid. 

"Yeah, WHO kissed me when I was half-naked in her bathroom in Hawaii?" I retorted.

Yeah, fully-nekkid AND able to make Miki melt. 

"WHO jumped me when we got locked in that closet together?"

"...wait, which time?" I asked, turning the shower off.

Does it matter? 

"I grabbed you, but then after you had that retarded sneezing fit, you proceeded to get me half-naked before I had a chance to say anything!"

"...yeah, I did, huh..." Yossi mused, looking infinitely pleased with herself.

That's cuz Yossi's got da skillz! 

She looked my towel-clad, soaking-wet haired form over. "So, you about ready?" I blinked.

For some rabu-rabu action? Probably. For a date? C'mon, I'm a guy and even I need more than a couple minutes to get ready after a shower. 

"No. And if we're going on a DATE, then you need to get the hell out so I can get ready," I replied, pushing her towards the door.

"What? But - "

"But nothing. GIRLS take time to get ready," I declared, shoving her out.

"But I'm a girl!" she protested. I gave a snort of laughter and slammed the door.

What she means to say is that if Yossi stays in the bathroom with her she'll be too tempting a target for Miki to ravage, which will lead to rabu-rabu action, which will mean they'll be late in leaving for their date. 

[Gomaki]

that was a really really nice chap. 

[almond]

Sorry about not posting anything yesterday. Hopefully I'll put something up today.
I actually was writing, but it's the near-end parts since that's the kind of mood I was in. Yeah... I'd say more, but the person in question might read this. 

[almond]

I really love this fic a lot

YAY! 

And about the previous chapter, I think Aya wants something with Yossie, I don't know, To me looks like that and not like Aya wants something with Miki
It would be interesting if this two friends had some arguing for Yossie 

As to all predictions, I must reply to this with a 

LOL! Y'all are insane.

You know you love it though, just like we do.

Absolutely. MORE COMMENTS PEOPLE! 

Well, they DO say that pets can start acting like thier owners. Hima-chan definitely acts like Miki in her cuddly-sleepiness, and An-kun...well, he seems to have adopted "the Miki Method" for gaining attention. 

Anyways, I'd be giving another "Awwwwwwww" right now...if it wasn't for the fact that I'm also wondering "What is An-kun poking Yossi with?".

I had a cat that would poke you in the butt with his paw when he wanted attention, so An-kun is based off of that. 

For some rabu-rabu action? Probably. For a date? C'mon, I'm a guy and even I need more than a couple minutes to get ready after a shower. 

Yes, but it's already pre-established that fic-Yossi is very very dense sometimes. We're lucky it didn't take her 3 years to realize Miki said she loved her in the middle of a rant. 

What she means to say is that if Yossi stays in the bathroom with her she'll be too tempting a target for Miki to ravage, which will lead to rabu-rabu action, which will mean they'll be late in leaving for their date. 

That too. LOL

Part 5, fresh off the keyboard, coming up in a bit!

BTW, manamin's comments on the stuff I wrote earlier today....
manamin: *sniffle*
manamin: YOSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

yep.

[almond]

-------------

PART 5 - YOSHIZAWA - JUNE 5TH - NINETY MINUTES LATER


"Mikiiiiiiiiiiii," I grumbled, knocking on the bedroom door with my head again. "Aren't you ready yet?"

"Almost!" she called back sweetly.

"You said that when you moved from the bathroom to the bedroom an hour ago," I muttered, walking back to sit down on the couch. An-kun jumped up on my lap as soon as I sat down. I absentmindedly patted him on the head. "Your owner is insane," I stage whispered. "HEY!" I yelled to the closed door. "You're taking an extraordinarily long amount of time considering you don't even know where we're going!" The door opened.

"Fine, where are we going?" Miki asked with a smile, leaning against the doorjam. She was wearing the shortest skirt I have ever seen her in outside of work. It hugged the curves I had become so familiar with. She had some sort of shirt on, but quite frankly, I couldn't take my eyes off of those legs. Realizing that she was waiting for me to answer her, I cleared my throat and wordlessly pointed at the bedroom. She started laughing.

"I suggested that to begin with," she grinned and advanced, obviously enjoying her effect on me. "But you wanted a date, so we're going out."

She stopped right in front of me and bent towards me. I seriously wished I had a mirror behind her just so I could get that view. She leaned down and I smiled, closing my eyes in anticipation. She just laughed and picked An-kun up off of my lap.

"Are you having fun at Yocchan's place?" she asked the dog as she put him down on the floor, coincidentally giving me the view I had been envying earlier. "So?" she asked, sitting down next to me. "Where are we going?"

"Well," I said, having regained control of my ability to speak. "I know a certain someone is basically a homebody, so we're not going out for long. Just picking up a few things and then coming back here. But, um... where did you get that skirt from anyway?"

"This?" Miki laughed, standing up and twirling around for me. "I found it in your closet."

"I own that!?" I exclaimed, grabbing the hem and staring at it curiously. "When the hell did I buy this and why..."

"Yocchan?"

"Hmm?" I looked up at her, still holding onto the skirt.

"While we're young?" I laughed and let go of her skirt. I stood up and lazily draped my arm around her waist, escorting her to the door.

"Will they be ok while we're gone?" I asked, pausing at the doorway. Miki looked over at her poodles who were already asleep on the couch.

"Yeah, they'll be fine. Are we taking your car or a taxi?"

"My car," I replied, locking the door behind us.

"Just don't back into anything this time," Miki laughed.

"Oh, shush."


-------------

[lollipopgirl]

Damn you Miki for taking so long to get ready, makes me wait even longer for the 'date' 

You have such a knack for making Miki even more irresistible then she already is, and i thought that was impossible
Of course I want to know who Miki was with at the start (btw my guess is Maki, but maybe that's just coz those two would be  but i could live with Aya too and all the angst that comes with that, but for now, I will focus on the good times we have of YoMiki right now 

What else?
oh I love your writing! you're one of those people whose own writing inspires others to write too and you just get the characters so well and thank god for you staying consistent with the character's personality (I've seen too many fanfics before for other things, where they can't stay consistent)... alrighty then I am rambling so I'll shut up
Basically I love your writing and how u keep us all on edge (meany  ). Every twist and turn, as painful as they can be, are just so great to read. But thank god I got to read Memoir all at once and didn't have to wait for up dates 

Oh and something that was a large part in me joining the board coz I wanted to comment on this
In one of your comments in Memoir u said that you write Miki like yourself or something along those lines... If that's true then I am so in love you and I'm sure there are a LOT of others who are too! 

And YAY first comment 

[JFC]

YOSHIZAWA - NINETY MINUTES LATER


"Mikiiiiiiiiiiii," I grumbled, knocking on the bedroom door with my head again. "Aren't you ready yet?"

"Almost!" she called back sweetly.

90 minutes??? o_o  Damn Miki had better look freekin' gorgeous (not that that doesn't usually look that way...but...well...you know ).

An-kun jumped up on my lap as soon as I sat down. I absentmindedly patted him on the head. "Your owner is insane," I stage whispered.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...An-kun likes Yossi!

You know that you're in good when the pets like you too. 

"Fine, where are we going?" Miki asked with a smile, leaning against the doorjam. She was wearing the shortest skirt I have ever seen her in outside of work. It hugged the curves I had become so familiar with. She had some sort of shirt on, but quite frankly, I couldn't take my eyes off of those legs.

Gawdayum!

There's a reason she's in GAM, after all.

Realizing that she was waiting for me to answer her, I cleared my throat and wordlessly pointed at the bedroom.

Oh hellz yah.

She stopped right in front of me and bent towards me. I seriously wished I had a mirror behind her just so I could get that view. 

Fuck, now I'm picturing that very image in my depraved, Miki-sama loving mind.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDAYUM!!! 

She leaned down and I smiled, closing my eyes in anticipation. She just laughed and picked An-kun up off of my lap.

"Are you having fun at Yocchan's place?" she asked the dog as she put him down on the floor, coincidentally giving me the view I had been envying earlier.

...

* JFC wakes up

...

Sweet merciful crap I HAVE to know...

...

...

were they orange?

I know a certain someone is basically a homebody, so we're not going out for long. Just picking up a few things and then coming back here.

Awwwwwwww...is Yossi going to make Miki's favourite meal for her?

...

Afterwards they can "cook" together too.

where did you get that skirt from anyway?"

"This?" Miki laughed, standing up and twirling around for me. "I found it in your closet."

"I own that!?" I exclaimed, grabbing the hem and staring at it curiously. "When the hell did I buy this and why..."

It's Yossi's???

...

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

"Will they be ok while we're gone?" I asked, pausing at the doorway. Miki looked over at her poodles who were already asleep on the couch.

"Yeah, they'll be fine.

Sleeping An-kun and Hima-chan! 

Are we taking your car or a taxi?"

"My car," I replied, locking the door behind us.

"Just don't back into anything this time," Miki laughed.

"Oh, shush."

Miki shouldn't be wearing that miniskirt then. It's bound to distract Yossi with it while she's driving.   

[haidokun]

But?" I asked, turning around in her arms.

"But," she continued after giving me a quick kiss. "You really have trained your dogs too well."

"What?"

"An-kun keeps poking my butt," she replied. I giggled.

"He just wants your attention," I explained.

"That doesn't change the fact that you've obviously trained him to violate me when you're too busy to."

ahahahahaha even the dogs loves yossie!

 

[arina_shinh]

I was sooo ready for the 'date'!!! waa... we still in the house??

Anyway, An-Kun liking Yossie is cute.... 

[Novaforever]

Huzzah a continuation of Memoir! 

Oh no, it seems like as soon as Miki and Yossi worked out their issues together another problem arose.  Although we don't know quite it will be yet!  >_<   The GAM fan in me hopes that it involves some Aya/Miki, but I doubt you would make it that obvious.  I can't wait to find out more with the next chapter!

[Liv]

Memoir II, yayyyyyy 
Just started reading your fics, and I have to say they're awesome!
Lets get that date started! 

[almond]

Of course I want to know who Miki was with at the start (btw my guess is Maki, but maybe that's just coz those two would be  but i could live with Aya too and all the angst that comes with that, but for now, I will focus on the good times we have of YoMiki right now 

How else can I reply to this but with my standard

What else?
oh I love your writing! you're one of those people whose own writing inspires others to write too and you just get the characters so well and thank god for you staying consistent with the character's personality (I've seen too many fanfics before for other things, where they can't stay consistent)... alrighty then I am rambling so I'll shut up
Basically I love your writing and how u keep us all on edge (meany  ). Every twist and turn, as painful as they can be, are just so great to read. But thank god I got to read Memoir all at once and didn't have to wait for up dates 

Wow! Thank you so much! 

In one of your comments in Memoir u said that you write Miki like yourself or something along those lines... If that's true then I am so in love you and I'm sure there are a LOT of others who are too! 

Ha ha ha! I do write Miki a lot like me, but then I have to go back and edit it. 

90 minutes??? o_o  Damn Miki had better look freekin' gorgeous (not that that doesn't usually look that way...but...well...you know ).

>.>
OMAKE!

--------

"Mikiiiiiiiiiiii!" Yossi groaned, thumping her head against the door. "Are you ready yet?"

"Almost!" Miki called back sweetly, stifling back a giggle from her sitting position on the floor. She tickled Hima-chan under the chin and threw the toy again. "Get it!" she hissed, hoping her girlfriend wouldn't overhear her. Hima-chan gleefully bounded off after the toy. After the unbelievable amount of teasing Yossi'd done last night, it was the least Miki could do to repay her. The fully dressed and ready Miki grinned and leaned back against the bed.

-------

Wheeeeeee I'm so weird.

* JFC wakes up

...

Sweet merciful crap I HAVE to know...

...

...

were they orange?

wtf, why orange?

where did you get that skirt from anyway?"

"This?" Miki laughed, standing up and twirling around for me. "I found it in your closet."

"I own that!?" I exclaimed, grabbing the hem and staring at it curiously. "When the hell did I buy this and why..."

It's Yossi's???

...

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Yeah, have you seen the Yaguchi-Yossi Uta Doki? Apparently, Yossi found the skirt and has started wearing it. 

I was sooo ready for the 'date'!!! waa... we still in the house??

Ha ha! I hope the date doesn't disappoint. It's not really that big of a deal. 

Huzzah a continuation of Memoir! 

Oh no, it seems like as soon as Miki and Yossi worked out their issues together another problem arose.  Although we don't know quite it will be yet!  >_<   The GAM fan in me hopes that it involves some Aya/Miki, but I doubt you would make it that obvious.  I can't wait to find out more with the next chapter!

HAAAAAI! And like I said before, the prologue is only a hint of the future conflict and is therefore not really quite what it seems.

Memoir II, yayyyyyy 
Just started reading your fics, and I have to say they're awesome!

YAY! Thank you sooo much!! 

And, yesh, this does mean part 6!

[almond]

Don't miss my 2-paragraph bonus part in the middle of my comments reply!

-------------

PART 6 - FUJIMOTO - JUNE 5TH - ONE HOUR LATER


I grinned and picked up the DVD.

"Yocchan?" I called, walking over to her. She was deeply immersed in the drama section. "What about this one? It's a recent action movie from America."

"Who's in it?" she asked, not even looking up.

"Uh... Samuel L Jackson?" I replied, handing her the DVD case.

"What's it ab...GAH!" Yossi dropped the movie like it was alive and recoiled back against the shelving. "Not funny. Not funny. Not funny. Not funny. Not freaking funny."

"What?" I asked innocently as I picked up the movie. "You don't want to see 'SNAKE FLIGHT'?"

"NOT freaking funny, Fujimoto."

"I beg to differ, Yoshizawa," I laughed, going to return the offensive movie to the shelf. "Soooo..." I linked my arm with hers. "What are we going to watch?"

"Dunno," she replied shortly, glancing over the movies and into the next aisle.

"'Tokkaekko'?" I suggested innocently.

"'17sai -Tabadachi no Futari-'?" she retorted.

"'Sukeban Deka: Code Name = Asamiya Saki'?" I joked.

"Oh, I own that already," she replied distractedly, peering over the top shelf again. "I think we've been spotted," she hissed before I could react. She pointed over towards the next aisle.

"I can't see anything."

"Just look over the - "

"I'm nine centimeters shorter than you. I seriously cannot see over the top shelf."

"Oh." She smirked. "Want me to lift you up?"

"Kinda," I grinned lecherously.

"Excuse me," a man said behind me. I mouthed 'OH MY GAH' to Yossi before slapping an expression of supreme boredom on my face and turning around.

"What?" I said rudely. The nervous man looked back and forth between the two of us. His eyes widened and he abruptly spun around and left. "Well, that was easy," I laughed, turning around.

I recoiled a bit at the sight presenting itself. Yossi was standing with her arms folded across her chest, glaring full force with a look of utter disgust.

"Holy crap, Yocchan! Where the hell did you pick that up?" I sputtered, taken aback at the presence of a glare to rival even my best.

"Nakazawa," she replied, her stare following the man's quick escape through the store. As soon as he left, she blinked the Nakazawa Death Glare away and grinned at me. "This comedy ok?" Without waiting for a reply, she sauntered off to the checkout.

"....Damn, that was hot," I muttered before following her.

----------------

BTW, "SNAKE FLIGHT" is the Japanese release title of "Snakes on a Plane"

Oh, and, hmm, what's this? Oh, it's CRACKHEADED OMAKE TIME!

 -------------

MIKI-SAMA'S OMAKE CORNER

almond: Eh!? What's this for?

Miki: Welcome to Miki-sama's Omake Corner! Where I, the always humble Fujimoto Miki, will point out the glaring errors of almond's fics!

almond: WHAT?! What errors?!

Miki: Let's begin! Case one! Lovely Assistant, if you would?

*Eri, in a Viyuden-esque bunny outfit, drags out exhibit one*

Miki: *smacks Eri on the ass* Thank you, Lovely Assistant!

"Hitomi," Ayaka said in a perfect imitation of my mother's low scolding tone. I stopped laughing. Crap, she was pissed. My parents rarely pulled the first name card and that was only when they were really mad about something.

almond: What's wrong with that? I thought it was -

Miki: DUMBASS! What the hell would Yocchan's parents call her except Hitomi?

almond: ....

Miki: That's her damn name. They gave it to her. What are they gonna do, call her 'Yoshizawa'?!

almond: ....ah.

Miki: 'ah'. Yeah. EXHIBIT TWO!

*Eri drags out exhibit two and is rewarded with another rear groping*

"Oh, good, you're up!" Yossi laughed. "When you're done with your shower, we'll be leaving."

"When I'm done with my shower," I replied, tossing my soaked camisole over the curtain so it smacked her across the face. "You're dead." Yossi just laughed. "Bah. You're lucky I love you so much. So, where are we going?"

"I figured it was about time for a date." I paused mid-lather.

"A date?" I repeated, watching her bend over and put my shirt in the hamper. "I really like those pants."

almond: Ok....are you mad that I had her chuck you into the shower semi-clothed?

Miki: No, what I'm wondering is how we were able to see and speak to one another with a SHOWER CURTAIN IN THE WAY.

almond: ....

Miki: And I've read ahead! I know you did it again later in that part near the end!

manamin: Maybe it's a glass door shower?

Miki: WTF!? Who let the beta in?! Anyway, she said "over the curtain".

almond: ...it's a clear curtain?

Miki: Then MENTION THAT NEXT TIME, you dialogue freak. A little description never hurt anyone.

almond: Uh... this entire omake is nothing but dialogue....

Miki: And so concludes Miki-sama's Omake Corner! Please join me again next time when we play Pin The Scandal On The Mini Moni. Member! Bye! <3

----------------

Dear Lord, sometimes I think my body naturally produces its own recreational drugs. 

[Amarghetta]

Dear Lord, sometimes I think my body naturally produces its own recreational drugs. 

Actually, it does!