I'm going to avoid 'Epic Movie' with every fibre of my being. I really don't see how this could be funny. I mean, I've seen they do a parody of Borat in the movie, but that's illogical because the Borat movie is a parody in itself! And these other movies that are parodied like Pirates of the Caribbean or Snakes on a Plane, I don't see how you can make fun of something that's already poking fun at itself in the original. Besides, I'm sure from the writers of Scary Movie that it will contain low-brow purile comedy of the lowest denominator. God, in fact, someone pass me a knife while I go kill myself..