@H!PShipper: I hope I can keep up the tone of the story without running out of ideas.
@GNUpon: If Haruka eventually becomes a back up Kamen Rider three guesses for what her name would be
Kira Kira Idol episode 4 - Star Crossed Romance Part 1Note: Temee means "you" but is very macho and threatening."
RARARARA no PIPIPIPI, RARARARA no PIPIPIPI, RARARARA no PIPIPIPI, kawaii ko wa PIPIPIPI."
Reina opens the door to the room where Sayumi is playing the home version of Kira Kira Idol. "Hey,
temee. You're going to hog the system I spent so much time last night putting together?"
"No, no. I was just raising my tension, getting ready to go out and gather some energy."
Reina looks surprised. "Really?"
"Yes. There is a world of cute little girls out there and I want to feast on the disappointment of each one."
"Okay, just save some energy for me."
"Understood!"
...
"Two thousand people on the dance floor."
"
All of us, we are free, right? But everyone is so serious. 'You can't do this,' 'You can't do that." It's so frustrating."
Fukumura Mizuki does the singing and dancing for 'Don't Want Anything But You,' battling one of her customers. Although constricted slightly by her maid outfit she scores an 85 on dancing and a 83 on singing, beating the customer by a comfortable margin.
Haruka comes over. "Okay, Mizuki and Erina, your shift is over. You can change and go to your voice acting assignment."
Mizuki, Erina, and Haruka change in their dressing room.
Erina stretches. "What am I to do? I'm so tired. I think I performed every song on that Kira Kira Idol machine ten times."
Mizuki looks at Haruka suspiciously. "So did I. That went way beyond dressing us up in a costume for fan service. What's up with that?"
Haruka shrugs and takes out her smart phone. Ayumi's face appears on the phone.
"Exactly!"
Erina hurriedly buttons up her shirt. "Hentai."
"The point of your assignment is to give you two training in the Kira Kira Idol magical girl system."
Mizuki nods. "So that's why all of the customers had a MCOMA employee badge."
"The data on your performances that we got back is okay, but," ...
Mizuki gulps.
"If you fought a vampire the way that you are now you would lose."
Erina grunts. "No way. We'll use our Kamen Rider kick."
"Honey!"
"Yes, Darling?"
"Give them the report."
Haruna adjusts the camera so it focuses on her desk. She sits down behind the desk and composes herself like a newswoman. "Lab reports from the MCOMA cooperation show that the Kamen Rider system under simulated attack from a vampire would be bashed flatter than a pancake. This is not a metaphor because we measured the smoking hulk of rubble which was what was left of the Kamen Rider system and it was less than one quarter of an inch at it's highest and pancakes usually rise to at least one quarter of an inch. Back to you, Darling." Haruna readjusts the camera.
Erina scoffs. "We'll just have to find a better hissatsu attack."
"It's still early in the season. I'm sure you will either find this attack or start being Kira Kira Idol properly."
Erina sticks out her tongue.
The screen goes blank.
Haruka rolls her eyes. "Baka. I really don't think you deserve this, but it's my job to give it to you." Haruka pulls an elaborate looking belt out of a MCOMA shopping bag. "Kronos has placed his spirit into this belt. By holding the belt you can hear his voice. You can use this belt to transform."
Mizuki gets excited. "This is so cool! I like those buttons on the front."
"Those buttons on the front are locked. You cannot use them as Kamen Rider Pon Pon. You can only use them as Kira Kira Idol."
"What do they do?"
"They allow you to transform into the correct outfit for each challenge song."
"Like the character on the video game?"
"Yes, we need to move promotional tie in costumes as well."
"So how do I go about transforming into Kamen Rider Pon Pon?"
"You put MCOMA candy in the right side slot, then tilt the front panel and scan the attachment from the left side over the front panel."
"Thanks."
"Oh, here's the manual for the Kamen Rider system."
Erina recoils in horror. "Manual? Any Kamen Rider worth their salt learns their Rider system by intuition."
"Whatever." Haruka throws Erina the belt and walks out.
Erina hears a robotic voice in her head.
"I'm your intuition now?"
"Sorry, Kronos. Maybe I will look at that manual later."
...
Sayumi goes to the same mall that the previous ghoul was rampaging at. She sees a young girl sitting on a mall bench crying. "Little girl. Crying doesn't suit you. You are much too cute."
Sayumi sits next to the girl. In a move quick as lightning so to not arose suspicion she bites the girl on the neck. "Delicious sadness in such an adorable plating."
Sayumi walks away. A ghoul arises from the girl who faints.
...
"And, cut! Take a five minute break."
Suzuki Kanon takes a drink of water and sighs.
Mizuki stares at her closely. "What's wrong?"
"Last night's episode was pretty nerve wracking to watch. In one scene I give chocolates to the boy that I am involved in a love triangle with on the show and he refuses them."
"That must have been rough to act."
"Not really. After the scene we both laughed about it. But, seeing the angle that it was shot at and the music they used to accentuate the mood, it was very rough to watch."
"Do you like the actor?"
Kanon bursts out laughing. "Really, Mizuki. You forget I'm only thirteen years old. Okay, I have a mature look that allows me to play a high school girl, but I still read magical girl manga. I'm not looking for a boy right now."
A beeping is heard from Erina's shoulder bag. Erina takes out the Kamen Rider belt.
Kanon points. "Woah, what's that?"
"Erina, Mizuki, there is a ghoul on the rampage. You need to eliminate it."
"It talks?"
Mizuki shrugs. "Oh, sorry to forget to tell you. We're now Kamen Riders. The producer has been informed so they'll shoot around our absence."
"Well, if you're running off, could you pick up some ramen for me?"
To be continued.