Stories Of Noisy Girls: Shoko's H!P Drabbles, Skitfics and Such

[Shoko]

Hello, I haven't posted here in a while. I'll use this thread to post the random H!P skits and whatnot I come up with. Most of these will revolve around Berikyuu or 1st gen but I do write other stuff.

As for now, I'll be copypasta-ing all the ones I have already written.

Nakazawa Yuko: Expert Date Advisor

Yuko: *looking at Bubka* Ohay, that's that one chick from that one group. Kannu?
*Yuko reads article*
Yuko: That girl doesn't know anything! What're they doing, just sitting there!? Ugh, I need to teach her how it's done.
*Yuko goes to the studio*
Kanna: And then, I was all---
Yuko: YOU.
C-ute: Nakazawa-san!
Yuko: YOU.
Kanna: Me?
Yuko: YES YOU.
Kanna: Um, is there a problem?
*Yuko shows Kanna the article*
Kanna: And? We're not getting thrown out.
Yuko: That is not how you do dating, my dear.
Kanna: Like I would know.
Mai: And I'm sure you're an expert.
Yuko: If you weren't a kid, you'd be in big trouble.
Yuko: Look, I'll show you how it's done.
Kanna: Really!?
Mai: If you can find a date...
Yuko: *GLARE*
Nacchi: Morning Yuuchan! What're you doing over here?
Yuko: NACCHI! Can you do me a favour?
Nacchi: I'm going to regret this, aren't I?
Yuko: Will you go out with me?
Nacchi: Are you drunk?
Yuko: FOR PRACTICE. Showing this girl how it's done. She's doing it wrong!
Kanna: Abe-san, you don't have to...
Nacchi: But if it's for educational purposes, sure.
Mai: This is your first date since high school, isn't it?
Yuko: LOL OF COURSE NOT.
Mai: No, you're right. It's your first date ever.
Yuko: ....
Nacchi: Yu-
Yuko: Don't talk to me, I'm controlling my anger.
Nacchi: K. You need to get to work though.

[Shoko]

The Decisions Behind C-ute's 3rd Album

UFA Director: Okay, so gaize. We've given C-ute a new album. Now for the shuffle songs, what do we do?
UFA CEO: Um, no idea. Names out of a hat?
Director: I can't think of anything better to do so okay.
CEO: Well then we need a hat.
UFA Worker 1: I have one. *holds up hat*
UFA Worker 2: I have one too! *holds up hat*
Director: Excellent! Now, I have the setlist here with a list of member names. One hat will have the setlist and one hat will have the names. You can see where I'm going with this.

*five minutes later*

Worker 1: I got... track two: Image Color.
CEO: I got "Suzuki Airi".
Worker 2: I got "Yajima Maimi".
Director: Okay so... 2. Image Color / Suzuki Airi, Yajima Maimi. Next.
Worker 1: I got... track seven: Sui---tsu--->Live.
CEO: I got "Okai Chisato".
Worker 2: I got "Arihara Kanna."
Director: Okay so... 7. Sui--tsu-->Live / Okai Chisato, Arihara Kanna. Next.
Worker 1: I got... track nine: Hare no Purachina Doori.
CEO: I got "Nakajima Saki".
Worker 2: I got "Hagiwara Mai".
Director: Wow, those two were together for the mini album. Oh well, whatever. 9. Hare no Purachina Doori / Nakajima Saki, Hagiwara. Last one, GO!
Worker 1: I got track ten: Dondongadon Ondo.
CEO: I got "Umeda Erika".
Director: Erika solo? Eh. She doesn't have much of a fanbase. Maybe we can make it "Umeda Erika feat. C-ute".
CEO: What was that name we used for her during the concert?
Worker 2: Tension Ageko?
CEO: Yeah! Why don't we make it Tension Ageko feat C-ute... something.
Worker 1: Gasshoudan?
Director: Why not? Okay, that's settled. Meeting adjourned.

[Shoko]

How The Kids Became Berikyuu and Other Things

UFA: Alright, you guys will decide groups by drawing names out of a hat! First eight people!
Maimi: Isn't that a bit unfair?
UFA: It's okay, we're going to shuffle the members around.
UFA: First! Shimizu Saki-chan!
Saki: Yay!
UFA: You get to lead the group! Please choose a title for yourself!
Saki: Hmm... Captain sounds cool!
UFA: Captain? Why Captain?
Saki: I like pirates.
Airi: No way, ninja are totally better.
Saki: I hope you don't get chosen.
Maimai: What about pirate ninja!?
Saki and Airi: What.
UFA: Anyway. Next... Sugaya Risako-chan!
Risako: OMG YAY!!!
UFA: Do you want to be one of the lead singers?
Risako: Yes please!
Saki: What!? I didn't get a choice D:
UFA: The leaders never get to be the front girl.
Saki: Damn.
UFA: Now... Tsugunaga Momoko-chan!
Momoko: Can I be a lead singer? Can I?
UFA: Sure, why not?
Momoko: Yaaay!
UFA: Natsuyaki Miyabi-chan!
Miyabi: Can I be a lead singer? If, you know, it's alright?
UFA: Of course, Miyabi-chan!
Miyabi: Thank you.
Nksk: I hope I'm next..
UFA: Kumai Yurina-chan!
Yurina: Lead singer?
UFA: Sure, lol. The last three who get picked are just going to be 'extras'.
UFA: Sudou Maasa-chan!
Maasa: Aww. ):
UFA: Ishimura Maiha-chan!
Maiha: K whatever.
UFA: Lastly... TOKUNAGA CHINAMI-CHAN!
Chinami: Well, Tsugunaga, looks like I'm in the same group as you.
Momoko: Yeah, it does, doesn't it, Tokunaga?
Erika: What about the rest of us?
UFA: Hmm. Well, we have a pretty good line up here already. You guys can from your own group or something. I dunno.
Maasa: What's our group name?
UFA: Oh, we've already decided. Berryz Koubou.
Megumi: Hahahahahahah wtf that's the lamest name ever ahahhahaah.
Saki: Please tell me they have a stupid name too D:
UFA: No, not yet. For now, they're just H!P Kids.
Chinami: Hey, can Nakajima and I switch places?
UFA: I'm afraid not, Chinami-chan.
Chinami and Nksk: Awww.

*TWO YEARS LATER*

UFA: Good news everybody! You're getting a new member!
Kanna: Hi lol.
Maimai: But, why? D:
Airi: Hi. I like your ears.
Kanna: Thanks lol. I like yours (:
Airi: I'm Airi.
Kanna: I'm Arihara Kanna. A former H!P Egg.
Megumi: Hahahahahhaha Egg hahahahahaha!!!
Kanna: Shut up.
Megumi: DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP!
Maimi: Oi, both of you. Quit it.
UFA: Maimi-chan's right. Now, we need to decide on the leader. Maimi-chan, you seem to have good leadership skills.
Maimi: Cool!
Erika: But I'm the oldest D;
Maimi: I still love you, Erika <3.
Erika: <3
Megumi: Omg, ewww.
Kanna: Are you two like, lesbians or something?
Maimi: No. Not really.
Erika: *blushes*
Maimai: What does lesbian mean!?!? Is it a type of bean??
Everyone else: *facepalm*
Maimai: What? What did I do?
Chisato: Mai-chan, just stop talking.
Maimai: You're mean, Chisato-chan ):
UFA: Um. Right. Now, Nakajima-chan, you'll be subleader.
Nksk: But...
UFA: No buts! What I say goes! That's it, everyone! Have a good day!
Airi: WAIT! What's our group name?
UFA: ºC-ute.
Megumi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Megumi: Could you GET any more lame!?
UFA: What would you have named it, Megumi-chan?
Megumi: Something with more class. Like, I dunno. Bishoujo Kisetsu or something?
Chisato: Maybe that in English. What is it?
Megumi: I dunno.
Maimai: Bishoujo is bitch, isn't it?
Airi: No, no. It started with a 'g'.
Maimai: I thought it was a 'b'. Why would it start with a different letter?
UFA: *on cellphone* Yo, Ayaka-san. Please come to the office right now.
Ayaka: Hello~! What can I help you with, sir?
Megumi: What does bishoujo kisetsu translate to in English, Ayaka-san?
Maimai: Bishoujo is bitch, right??
Ayaka: *laughs* No. Bishoujo is Beautiful girl.
Megumi: Ohhh.
Maimai: Well, what does bitch mean then??
Ayaka: *explains*
Maimai: Huh. That's weird.
Ayaka: Well, the phrase bishoujo kisetsu would translate to beautiful girl season. Or, the season of beautiful girls.
UFA: Well, whatever. Your name is C-ute! Deal with it!
Megumi: Hahahahahah it's still lame.
Kanna: Not really. I kind of like it.
Megumi: Shut up, Egg.
Kanna: >:
UFA: This meeting is closed!
Erika: So, Maimi, can I come to your place?
Maimi: Suure.
Maimai: Bishoujo... beautiful girl... what? I don't get it. English is weird.
Chisato: Yeah, I know :[
Airi: Hey Kanna, let's play together!
Kanna: Sure!!!
Megumi: Ugh. What loosers.
Nksk: Oh lighten up, Megumi-chan. We're kids!
Megumi: Not anymore, we're C-ute.
Nksk: That was a horrible pun.
Megumi: You can shut up too.
Nksk: D:

[Shoko]

The Real Reason Why Viyuden Broke Up

Narrator: It was a dark and stormy night...
Rika: New song practice time... UGH. I can't stand this! I've got Viyuden AND Ongaku Gatas. And Yossy and I never get to have any time together...
Rika: Bleh. Screw this. I'm going to sleep.
*Lights go out*
Rika: Ahh, scary!
Narrator: Rika-chan was scared.
Rika: I know that, moron!
Narrator: Rika-chan was mad.
Rika: >(. I'm going to go to Tsunku-san tomorrow and see if I can drop Viyuden...

*TOMORROW*

Narrator: It was tomorrow.
Rika: *Is sleeping*
Narrator: Rika-chan was sleeping.
Rika: *Mumbling in her sleep* One day, I'll get that narrator....
Rika's Alarm: *Rings*
Rika: *Slams it off* RIGHT! Today I'm going to Tsunku-san!

Narrator: After Rika-chan got ready, she went to Tsunku-san's office. Also, we're skipping Rika-chan getting ready as her morning routine is rather boring. And by the way, Rika-chan bathes at night. And her cup size is-
Rika: SHUT UP D<.
Narrator: Why?
Rika: You're being annoying.
Narrator: But the world wants to know what your cup size is, Rika-chan!
Rika: Yeah, you're making me want to quit even more.

*About five minutes later, Rika runs into Yui and Erika*

Erika: God, I'm exhausted. I barely slept last night...
Yui: Same here.
Narrator: Rika-chan noticed Yui-chan's boobs were bigger.
Yui: Uhhh.
Rika: He won't leave me alone. Anyway, Yui, Erika, we need to talk.
Narrator: It was the end of the threesome's relationship.
Rika: Ignore him.
Yui and Erika: Okay.

*Rika talks to Yui and Erika about her idea*

Erika: Yeah, I was thinking about it. It's been putting a lot of strain on our energy.
Yui: Not to mention our relationship.
Narrator: And if Yui-chan doesn't follow a secret daily routine, her breasts won't grow.
Rika: Once I find out who you are, you're dead.
Erika: Rika-chan, there's no need to resort to violence!
Rika: But he won't leave me alone.
Yui: How about we see Tsunku-san about this?
Narrator: The three girls went to see Tsunku-san about it.

*Outside Tsunku's office*
Rika: *Knocks on Tsunku's door*
Narrator: Rika-chan knocked on Tsunku-san's door.
Tsunku: Come iiin.
The three: *Enter*
Narrator: The three entered the office.
Tsunku: Morning, my lovely ladies! How may I help you?
Rika: *Explains their idea*
Erika: Also, Yui and I never get to go out together anymore.
Rika: It's the same with me and Yossy...
Tsunku: Hmm. Well, we can make the announcement at the next concert.
The three: *Are happy*
Narrator: The three were happy.
Tsunku: Makoto-kun, what are you doing?
Rika: Makoto-san!?
Makoto: Sorry.
Rika: I feel so violated .
Yui: So, Erika, can we go to a movie next week?
Erika: Sure thing!
Yui: Oh, I just remembered. I need to buy some more yoghurt...
Tsunku: Have fun, girls.
Tsunku: *Goes back to editing on his computer*
Makoto: Tsunku, can I borrow some money to buy pizza?
Tsunku: Sure, I guess.
Makoto: Thanks.

[writerjunkie]

lmao that was funny I love them great job. 

[momosu_1]

now that's funny...haha

LOL at narrator's part....

Mai: This is your first date since high school, isn't it?
Yuko: LOL OF COURSE NOT.
Mai: No, you're right. It's your first date ever.
Yuko: ....
Nacchi: Yu-
Yuko: Don't talk to me, I'm controlling my anger.
Nacchi: K. You need to get to work though.

oh my...the legendary "lion" is angry...
good job,Maimai chan...



lmao..awesome fic