~CONQUEST OF PARADISE!
I'd like to tell a tale of 2 cute girls,
Who had it in their minds to walk the world.
They passed along, and arm-in-arm they twirled,
Across the parks of Nasu, wearing pearls.
The first young girl was named Kame Eri
She'd dropped the "i" in favour of an "e."
Her hair was black, her eyes a deep dark brown,
Her countenance was never in a frown.
The younger girl, whose name was Sayumi,
Stood taller than Eri - tall as a tree!
Her hair was also black as ebony,
She was the cutest girl, as all could see.
They came upon a trav'ling homeless man,
Who held aloft a shiny green tin can.
He begged for change and said he needed food.
The two cute girls did not believe this dude.
He said his name was Takizawa Shun
And he had been injured by a harpoon.
The eldest girl said, "I've read Moby Dick,
So you can't fool me with that story, prick."
The man named Shun advanced upon the girls,
His hands a waving, sanity unfurled.
"I'll kill you both and break your bones in two!"
Kame and Sayu screamed, "I do hate you!"
They crouched in fear and wished that they could sew,
Instead of waiting for the final blow.
All of a sudden, Sayu screamed aloud:
"We cannot die! We've taken the Great Vow!"
"What vow?" Shun asked, his face alight with pain.
(He had just realized his shirt was stained.)
"The vow that says that we must sew three times
Before we're sent to hell to pay for crimes."
Kame, who sat beside the crazy girl,
Thought she should change her name to Kaper Earl,
Because she had no clue what Sayu said.
It all went way above her little head.
The man named Shun did not fall for the trick.
He found a weapon soon - a big red brick.
He raised it 'bove his head to smash it down
When suddenly a voice caused him to frown.
"The hell you're gonna kill my two young friends.
Just try and I'll make sure you meet your end!"
Shun turned around, then said his final prayer,
For there stood The Beast, Miki, with a glare.
"Miki-sama, you've come to save us! Yay!
We love you more than anything in - hey!"
Eri was cut off from her words of praise,
As Miki ran on by, her eyes ablaze.
"The honour to grope them is only mine!
Die, you scumbag! Die die die die DIE!"
She hit her fist into Shun's puny face,
And soon the man gave up and died
sans grace.
The fearsome girl of Fujimoto Clan
Stood silently above the fallen man.
"Let this be my warning to the whole world.
Nothing gets in between me and my girls."
THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDD
notes:
-"sans" means "without" in French.
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iambic pentameter 
-title has no meaning, but is merely the piece of music that popped up when my muse bit me.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/j2o4zu-I am NOT a poet. I suck eggs at iambic pentameter, but it's FUN
-Shun is based on my ex-bf!!
(j/k
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MIKI-SAMAAAAAAAAAAA:heart:
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