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The Hello! Project Fanfics => H!P Fanfics => Topic started by: Tanachan on September 09, 2006, 10:06:53 PM
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This is kind of a crack pairing fanfic, chronicling the lives of three H!P girls known for one thing. The reason for it being titled "Kyuu!" is from Yui's famous recieving pose. Hopefully it interests you, and Happy reading!
Chapter 1
Yui woke up on a bright summer morning. She lifted off her covers and went out on the balcony in her pajamas to wake herself up a little bit.
Ahh…what a great view of the city…she thought to herself. She heard movement from inside the room.
“Good morning Erika-chan!” she said running to her bed.
“Whoa…for once you’re up earlier than me…” Erika mumbled.
Yui hit her jokingly.
“I’m gonna go take a shower. See ya in a few” she yelled to Erika while running into the shower.
She stripped down to her underwear, and looked down. “The joys of having these…” she said looking at her bra. She stepped into the shower.
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On the other end of the city, Kago’s human alarm was going off.
“OHAYOU GOZAI MASU!!!” Tsuji and Mari yelled right in her ears.
“…Tsuji-chan, why is Mari here?” she asked softly
“Well, I was waiting on the ich-ki’s and the ni-ki’s coming back from drinking, and Mari needed someone’s room to stay in for the night, so I brought her here!” Tsuji replied
“Ugh…I’m gonna go shower…see you two in a bit” she said, walking and taking her clothes off. She got into the bathroom, and stripped off her remaining clothes.
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In an apartment close to the recording studio, Saitou was hopping out of the shower, and Masae was just waking up.
“Masae! Could you help me with my hair?” she yelled from the bathroom.
“What color you want it?” Ohtani yelled back
“Dunno…you decide it.” Hitomi said, sticking her head out of the bathroom. “But we’re getting blonde in it somehow”
And so, Ohtani got out her tub of hair dyes, and let Saitou take a browse.
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XD!!!!!! Somehow, I find hilarity in Masae doing Boss's hair. Keep going!
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Boss and Yui and Aibon!!! *fangirlie squeal* Please keep going!
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On the other end of the city, Kago’s human alarm was going off.
“OHAYOU GOZAI MASU!!!” Tsuji and Mari yelled right in her ears.
hahaha...that was funny...:D
3 different girls, 3 different places, at the same time and doing the same thing...like that idea :)
+ aibon&mari --> love that idea :P
Please, please keep going!
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“You’re sure you want this? It stays until you cut it.” Ohtani was confirming Saitou’s color.
“Yes, I’m sure.” She replied, for the hundredth time. And so, Ohtani began applying a light brown with blonde highlights into Saitou’s hair.
As Saitou finished the treatment, the two headed out for a guest appearance on Hello! Morning. Suddenly, her cell phone rang.
“Moshi moshi!”
“Hey, Saitou, it’s Kago. Guess what?”
“What Kago?”
“You guys aren’t the only guests. I’m finally making my return on H!O”
“Really? Then I’ll meet you in back of the studio.”
“Hai. Well, talk to you later!”
“Bye!” she said as she hung up.
“Who was that?” Ohtani asked, as the two got out of the car. Saitou smacked her jokingly because of her stupidity.
“W’s making a return today, so I’ll meet you in the dressing room” Saitou told her, walking towards the back of the building”
“Sure” Ohtani replied flatly.
As Saitou walked back, she saw a familiar face.
“Hey!” Aibon said before kissing Saitou on the cheek.
“Hey!” she replied back. “So how was Nara?”
“Fun, but I missed everyone here…” She was cut off by a 10-minute warning from Yui. “Hurry up!” she yelled, throwing pillows from the balcony above.
“We’ll be right up!” the two replied in unison. The two ran up, Kago in front at a slow space. So, Saitou did the only logical thing she could think of…
“Ow!” Kago said, feeling the slap from Saitou’s hand.
"Keep running!" Saitou yelled.
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Wow, you work fast. Can we expect more updates like this?
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Well, over the weekends yes. Working on chapters 3 and 4. I'm trying to write in the style of erink (as in putting in like 20 posts a day)
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Lol, good luck and try not to burn yourself out. I await the next chapters.
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Yay! New story's!
Pace yourself ^^ I look forward to seeing more :D
I love reading about Yui :P
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Well, over the weekends yes. Working on chapters 3 and 4. I'm trying to write in the style of erink (as in putting in like 20 posts a day)
20 posts a day @_@ I can't wait! Hee hee hee...
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I liked the Masae hair dying part.
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Haha, yay for hair dying. ^^- Don't be too rushed, but keep up the good work. :D
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@rdmnwierd: Well this'll subdue the waiting for a bit
@Mikan: I love reading about Yui too. Also, I am being praised by one of the two writers of Doki Doki??*bows down*
@lil_hamz: Imagine summer...*post*5 seconds later...*post*
@erink: Got the idea from Yuuyami...also, I'm being praised by the great writer of Another day at H!P!!! w00t! Imagine if we did KaNa in real life...
@Saikami: I don't feel rushed, I feel like I have too much time on my hands.
Anyways...
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Chapter 3
“Haro Moningu, yay!” Rika yelled. Saitou and Kago waited backstage.
“Nervous?” Saitou asked, feeling Kago trembling next to her.
“Yes” Kago said, attempting to get revenge on a new partner in crime.
“Ow!” Saitou yelled.
“Whuh happunh?” Tsuji looked up from the buffet table, her mouth filled with a chunk of onigiri.
“Spank of revenge!” Kago said, running to join Tsuji. The two ate happily for the next five minutes, until the Bus Station set’s lights turned on. Ohtani ran by the three yelling.
“We gotta go! 1 minute ‘till air!”
The threesome ran with Ohtani, Kago falling behind.
Today was a comeback of every old skit in existence. First up was Ganko Itetsu. Tsuji and Kago appeared on stage, and the crowd went nuts. Suddenly, Yossie came onstage, and Rika prepared a table. Yossie began to yell at the duo…and suddenly Makoto cam on.
Rika ended uo having to set up ANOTHER table for Yossie.
Next up was Last Phrase Karaoke, with Melon Kinen-bi, Country Musume, Ayaka, Matsuura, Maeda, W, and all the graduated MM members (as well as the remaining ones). Because of thwe stage cramming, everybody went up in duo’s, and went up on “Shiawase Kyoryu Ondo!”. Rika and Erika started it, with all of Odoru 11 dancing in the back. As the game progressed, many people messed up, and finally, Kago and Yui got sprayed. The two picked a small box, and had to take some shots.
But, Saitou was feeling brave, and took it with them.
“Ugh…this is NASTY” Saitou said, barely audible from everyone gagging.
Next was a Maido Arii segment with Yuko, Eririn, Kago, and Saitou. They talked about Kago’s return, Saitou’s new single, and of course, Eric’s Parapara.
As the show finally finished, Saitou walked to her dressing room, with Melon. As she approached her make-up stand, she saw a note in a pink envelope, with red stickers forming the shape of a heart on the front.
“Oooh! Looks like someone has a lover!” Megumi said, taunting Saitou.
She didn’t respond, and opened the envelope. “Meet me at the Café at 5.”
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And the love appears!!!!
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And so does the new chapter!!!
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Kago waited patiently, her newly Marripe-blonde hair blowing in the wind. She checked her watch. 11:55.
She better be here soon, she thought. Soon, it began to rain heavily for a few minutes. As it died down, she looked out. She wasn’t there.
Ame ga yanda…anata wa konai…
Suddenly, in a blur, a girl came running by. She ran into the café door, and looked around.
Saitou looked. No empty seats but…
She stared at Kago, wide eyed. It was her?! Somewhat surprised, she sat down.
“I was thinking you wouldn’t show…” Kago said.
“I hate traffic…and old car collectors.” Saitou replied, jokingly.
“Ugh…so, what do you think of my dye job?” Kago asked.
“You look…hot…” was all she could say.
“Really?” Kago asked.
“Yeah, you do.” Saitou replied flatly.
Kago blushed. “So do you” she said softly, admiring Saitou’s new dye job (courtesy of Ohtani)
Suddenly, a plate was placed in front of each. Sushi for Kago, and Udon for Saitou.
Saitou reached forward, and placed an end of a noodle in Kago’s mouth. I can’t believe how clichéd this is…she thought, as she took the other end. The two sucked the ends into their mouths, until right at the end…
“SURPRISE!!!” Yui yelled from behind, as the two spat the noodles out of their mouthes.
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Yui, Nono, Rika, and some others were walking around. As pointed out by themselves (and most fanfics) the group was all-girl, and all-les. Everybody had their dates, except Yui and Nono. The group consisted of Rika and Erika, Saki and Miyabi, Yurina and Chinami, Mika and Ayaka (Mika was flown in for the day), Konno and Makoto, Takahashi and Gaki, Matsuura and Miki, Yuko and Kei(who were already drunk, even though it was early) Eri and Sayumi, and Gaki and Tanaka (different Gaki, I use the name for Risa and Goto Maki)
As any girl in the group would, they went *gasp* Shopping! OF course, Rika picked everything in the store that was pink (even if it looked ugly) Eri picked out everything Alien and/or turtle related, Miki picked out a cute otter sculpture (yes, it was standing up)
Tsuji hung out at the food court, Sayumi went into the hair tie shop(she was in heaven) Konno went to the Home Appliances portion (Microwaves! Yay!), Okada went to get some random stuff (Saitou needed help for next year), Mika and Ayaka went to the import store, and bought some Hula skirts (they planned on having a drunken party), Makoto went to the grocery store for 2 full shopping carts of SQUASH, Yuko and Kei went on a beer run (rather, a stagger), Risa went with (as a crutch, she felt sorry for the two, plus free booze without Kana!)(If you don’t want that there, erink, tell me) Takahashi kept watch over Tsuji, making sure her bottomless gut didn’t meet the bottom of her wallet, and Goto went to get some condoms (she had nothing else to do…)(yay! Makistar!) When they finally walked out, Tsuji spotted a café.
“OMG!!! YAY FOOD!” she yelled
“Weren’t you just eating five minutes ago?” Takahashi asked the self-proclaimed food master.
“Well, like I have said, my stomach knows no bounds”
“But your wallet does…”
She was right. Tsuji had no comeback this time. But, they all started walking down towards the café, and suddenly, Yui saw Kago and Saitou sharing a noodle.
Saitou…and…Kago? My Kago?? She thought to herself. She knew she only had one thing to do, and that was what she did best. So, she snuck up behind the duo and…
“SURPRISE!!!!” she yelled, as she had a noodle spat in her face by the twosome.
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Yay triangles! *ding**ding**ding*
My Kago??
Lol Yui and I don't know why°°°° Lol....
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Makoto went to the grocery store for 2 full shopping carts of SQUASH
XDMakoto loves her squash XD Good Story Tanachan
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@rdmnwierd: *adds to the dinging-ness*
@DMM: She's not the only one who loves squash...
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“WTF OKKAPAI?” Kago yelled at her.
“Well I was just wondering why you cancelled on me, and you didn’t tell me, and I found you, and Saitou was with you, and…and…and…”
“Spit it out, Yui!” Saitou yelled, laughing at the irony.
“I thought you liked her…” Yui said, tears beginning to form in her beautiful eyes, she ran to the bathroom so nobody saw her cry. Knowing Yui, Nono walked over to the bathroom, giving Yui some extra time.
“Hey…what’s wrong?” she asked comfortingly.
“Well…I always thought Kago was mine, and I always loved her, and lately she’s been canceling and I’ve been wondering why, and…then I find out she’s with Saitou!” she said between sobs.
“Well…I know how you feel…” Nono replied. “I always loved Kago, ever since the two of us joined Morning Musume. We’d date, kiss, and occasionally, other thigs…but my point is, she fell for you. And that’s why I never really liked you as a friend. But…I did always admire you, and your…”
Nono began to run her fingers from the side of Yui’s head, downwards until she hit the top of Yui’s bra. Yui looked back deviously. Nono began to unhook Yui’s strap, while Yui worked on Nono’s. As this finished off, the two went into the stall, and…
*http://forum.jphip.com/showthread.php?p=191712#post191712*
The two came out of the stall, breathing heavily, red-faced, and staring into each other’s eyes. They drank up the tap water to get the redness out of their faces, and calmed their breathing. They walked out, smiling, and staring at the other girls. Yuko (despite her slow reflexes due to the drunkenness) picked up on it instantly and winked at the two.
“Geez…you two took a long time!” Yurina yelled, entirely unaware of the reason behind the thumping from the bathroom.
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i'm completely lost ...lol...
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^ Yeah. I was like...Aibon and Yui? When did that happen?
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Gomen nasai! Should have put in the flashback...*anime sweat drop* Anyways, perv chapter ish in!
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Oh my... You do work fast... Yay perv!
EDIT: I just reread this and realized something.
Kago waited patiently, her newly Marripe-blonde hair blowing in the wind.
Blonde Kago = :o :o :o :o :o :o
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@rdmn: Yay!
And this chapter is meant to be kind of funny, and the next one will hopefully (although it will never happen) be funnier than Another Day at H!P (I love the milk scene...)
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As everybody walked out of the restaurant, they walked towards their respective apartments. Except for Yui, who wanted to talk to Kago. When the two separated from the group, Yui began to talk.
“Why did you have to go with Saitou??”
“Well, I was gone, and you were busy, and MK had no singles for a long time, and so she came and visited me in Nara.”
“Well, you could have called me, and I would have come out ASAP. I made that promise to you when we first got together. Remember? When I came to visit on the Robokiss set?”
“Oh yeah! And then Tsuji called me in…and let’s just say…she did dome stuff that could make you lose your mind”
“Don’t I know it…she can make the strangest places into a “rumpus” room. Like the bathroom…seems like we may need to give the H!P kids that are of age a sex ed lesson…”
With this, she pulled out her phone, and Kago followed suit. They called a few of the kids, all of them that were over 13. Unfortunately, one of them decided to bring Mai, and Mai brought all the other uninvited ones…(Why, Yajima! Why??) Kago, contradicting herself, was in a formal skirt and dress shirt, and had a pointer in her hand. In big letters on the board, she had written:
SEX ED 101
She cracked her pointer against the table to quiet the chatting girls.
“Now girls, today, my assistant Yui, as well as myself, will be teaching you one thing you may have not learned yet *cough*Yurina-chan*cough*. And this lesson is in sexual education…
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SEX ED! XD You know it can't get too graphic right? You should post naughty underage stuff on LiveJournal. Renai Revolution, mmm.
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It won't get graphic with the younger girls. They're just teaching them so that they know what's going on...although some adults still don't...*cough*Yui*cough*
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“So what does this have to do with the current situation?” Yurina asked, still clueless as to why her name was coughed out.
“Because…you all are starting to think we’re weird because our rooms keep banging, right?” Kago-sensei asked.
“Well…yeah. Of course! I mean, thanks to the party with Kei and Yuko, I barely slept a wink!” a squeaky voice asked from the back. Of course, this was Momoko.
“Well, this lesson will teach you why it happens. Now, who here likes things that makes them happy?”
Mai’s hand shot up immediately, along with everyone else’s.
“Name some of them” the sensei asked her students. “Let’s start with you, Hagiwara.”
“My sunglasses!” she yelled.
“Pink fuzzy things!” Momoko yelled.
“Unicycles!”
“Ponies!”
Suddenly, Kago gave an amazingly obvious wink at Yui. So, Yui yelled out, not getting the hint to say sex…
“WAFFLES!”
Everyone noticed the wink from Kago, and everyone laughed at the new Bakajo. Even Tsuji.
“Haha! You’re the new me!” Tsuji yelled at the dumb one (finally not yelling at herself).
“Ok…disregarding that…I’m made happy be sex, and so are most of the older H!P girls.” She wrote the word “Sex” on the board. “Except the straight ones, who have way to little time to be sneaking in boyfriends, and are scared by the thought of hot, lesbian co-workers.” Abe (who was coincidentally directly above the room) cringed, then ran to the corner, huddling in the fetal position.
“Now, kids…what can you tell me about sex?”
Yui’s hand shot up. Everyone laughed again, and Tsuji handed over the Bakajo crown she was coincidentally wearing.
Suddenly, Megumi’s hand went up.
“It involves two people”
Next was Yajima.
“There are many different positions”
“Good you two! Now, since it’s visible that’s all you know about it, I guess it’s the appropriate time to hand out these textbooks. Megumi, Yajima, if you would, please?” she asked, pointing to the pile of copies of an old-looking textbook, and “The Joy of Sex” on her desk, as she pulled down the projector screen. Tsuji began rolling out the projector, still smiling looking at Yui with the crown. She liked the ring of no longer being Bakajo. And so, being her usual, random, spontaneous self, she started cheering for absolutely no reason. Everyone started laughing. And, unfortunately for Tsuji, the crown was handed back.
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LOL Tsuji Yui! I don't think they're as stupid as everyone says, just a little clueless.