“So what does this have to do with the current situation?” Yurina asked, still clueless as to why her name was coughed out.
“Because…you all are starting to think we’re weird because our rooms keep banging, right?” Kago-sensei asked.
“Well…yeah. Of course! I mean, thanks to the party with Kei and Yuko, I barely slept a wink!” a squeaky voice asked from the back. Of course, this was Momoko.
“Well, this lesson will teach you why it happens. Now, who here likes things that makes them happy?”
Mai’s hand shot up immediately, along with everyone else’s.
“Name some of them” the sensei asked her students. “Let’s start with you, Hagiwara.”
“My sunglasses!” she yelled.
“Pink fuzzy things!” Momoko yelled.
“Unicycles!”
“Ponies!”
Suddenly, Kago gave an amazingly obvious wink at Yui. So, Yui yelled out, not getting the hint to say sex…
“WAFFLES!”
Everyone noticed the wink from Kago, and everyone laughed at the new Bakajo. Even Tsuji.
“Haha! You’re the new me!” Tsuji yelled at the dumb one (finally not yelling at herself).
“Ok…disregarding that…I’m made happy be sex, and so are most of the older H!P girls.” She wrote the word “Sex” on the board. “Except the straight ones, who have way to little time to be sneaking in boyfriends, and are scared by the thought of hot, lesbian co-workers.” Abe (who was coincidentally directly above the room) cringed, then ran to the corner, huddling in the fetal position.
“Now, kids…what can you tell me about sex?”
Yui’s hand shot up. Everyone laughed again, and Tsuji handed over the Bakajo crown she was coincidentally wearing.
Suddenly, Megumi’s hand went up.
“It involves two people”
Next was Yajima.
“There are many different positions”
“Good you two! Now, since it’s visible that’s all you know about it, I guess it’s the appropriate time to hand out these textbooks. Megumi, Yajima, if you would, please?” she asked, pointing to the pile of copies of an old-looking textbook, and “The Joy of Sex” on her desk, as she pulled down the projector screen. Tsuji began rolling out the projector, still smiling looking at Yui with the crown. She liked the ring of no longer being Bakajo. And so, being her usual, random, spontaneous self, she started cheering for absolutely no reason. Everyone started laughing. And, unfortunately for Tsuji, the crown was handed back.