Well JFC, it seems you speak for everyone!
Once again, my dirty mind prevails over my more logical one.
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04. REVENGE / Eri x Sayumi / PG-13
"They're too loud," Eri mumbled into the pillow. "Dammit."
"Well, what can we do about it?" Sayumi asked. "I mean, I'd love for them to stop as much as you do, but the only way they could hear us would be if we went in and told them. And I really don't want to be witness to the, uh, forbidden pleasures of Yoshizawa and Mako-chan."
"I can't take it anymore," wailed the normally shy and quiet Eri. "Those noises are giving me dirty thoughts, Sayumin! I can't stand it!"
"Aw, poor Kame-chan," cooed the ichiban kawaii. "Sayu will make it all better, yes she will!" Her hands moved to tickle Eri's back.
"Okay, now you're giving me dirty thoughts," Eri snapped. "Stop it."
Sayumi pouted. "But Er-i-rin!" She did look extraordinarily cute, even at one in the morning. Still, she complied.
"Why are these walls so thin?" Eri asked, glaring at the wall as if it was its fault that they could hear every moan and gasp coming from the room next to theirs.
Not understanding that it was a rhetorical question, Sayumi shrugged and then fell back onto the bed, staring at the ceiling as they listened in on what could be the next article in Friday if certain people weren't careful.
"You know what's good about this?" Sayumi finally asked, breaking the silence between the two.
"What?" Eri asked, failing to see anything good about the situation.
"We have something on them now. We own them!" the younger girl said, sitting up and punching a fist into the air. "We could even get Yoshizawa to do whatever we want if we threaten to go to the press about it!"
There was a long pause as Eri thought about what Sayumi had said. Finally, she said the only thing that she could think of about the girl's suggestion:
"Have you been talking to Miki?"
"No..."
"Liar."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am too!"
"Are not! Wait, crap! Sayu, I hate you!"
They sat there for a while (with a rather triumphant air in Sayumi's case), until the noises finally died down and it was assumed that their horny senpai had finally gone to sleep.
"I've got a better idea," Sayumi said, sitting up again.
"What now?" Eri asked.
Sayumi's fingers slid under Eri's shirt. "We could always get another kind of revenge..."
Eri grinned. Sayumi really had been talking to Miki.
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I've got several more that aren't entirely finished. So yeah. Hopefully I don't procrastinate in posting them next time. Dx
Also, remember how I said these were going to help me clear the block for "Seeds of Love"? Never happened. I'm gonna start a new fic in time...now, however, is not that time!