...Cubs right hander/head hunter Carlos Zambrano. You might not believe this, but doctors said he should cut back the time he spent in front of the computer because it may be contributing to his elbow problems. Manager Dusty Baker says that he needs to check himself. “It’s not carpal tunnel but if you don’t watch it, who knows what it can lead to. We are trying to alleviate it.” Bake, what, did you run out of holy water, lizard? Zambrano says he spends four hours a day communicating with his brother via email. 4 hours a day? Look, I'm sure brothers have a lot to talk about, but 4 hours every day? That seems a bit excessive. No one has that much to talk about. So what else could he be doing in front of a computer 4 hours a day? What else is on a computer that could hold someone’s attention for that long? Hmmmm, a real mystery. Zambrano didn’t look any worse for wear on Saturday, giving up just 1-hit in 7 innings. Hell, everyone else in the National League is going to start sitting down in front of the computer and ‘email their brother’ for 4 hours every day.
What else is on a computer that could hold someone’s attention for that long?
Also. The guy is a baseball player, average salary of over a million. Couldn't he just pick up the phone??