Author Topic: G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (2009) (Read 9838 times)

Masa · « **on:** July 31, 2008, 08:22:13 PM »

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Distributor: Paramount Pictures
Release Date: 2009-08-07

Starring: Channing Tatum (Duke Hauser), Dennis Quaid (General Hawk), Ray Park (Snake-Eyes), Byeong-Heon Lee (Storm Shadow), Rachel Nichols (Shana “Scarlett” O’Hara), Sienna Miller (Baroness), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Cobra Commander), Christopher Eccleston (Destro), Marlon Wayans (Ripcord), Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (Heavy Duty), Karolína Isela Kurková (Cover Girl), Arnold Vosloo (Zartan), Said Taghmaoui (Breaker), Jonathan Pryce

The movie will be a modern telling of the "G.I. Joe vs. Cobra" storyline and its compelling characters that Hasbro created 25 years ago. The premise of this fantasy is the story of the G.I. Joe team, led by Duke, and their "fight for freedom wherever there is trouble" against the evil Cobra Commander and his Cobra force. This storyline was an instant hit with kids in the early 1980s, spawning a highly popular 3-3/4-inch action figure line, comic book collection and animated series. The G.I. Joe team will not be based in Brussels. Instead, they will be based out of the "Pit" as they were throughout the 1980s comic book series. And, in keeping with the G.I. Joe vs. Cobra fantasy, the movie will feature characters and locations from around the world. Duke, the lead character and head of the G.I. Joe team, will embody the values of bravery and heroism that the first generation of G.I. Joe figures established.

Masa · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2008, 08:30:49 PM »

Official promo pix!

Snake Eyes (Ray Park)

Cover Girl (Karolína Kurková)

Baroness (Sienna Miller)

General Hawk (Dennis Quaid)

Duke Hauser (Channing Tatum)

Scarlett (Rachel Nichols)

Destro (Christopher Eccleston)

Ripcord (Marlon Wayans)

Baroness & Storm Shadow

Heavy Duty (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje)

Breaker (Said Taghmaoui)

Storm Shadow (Byeong-Heon Lee)

JFC · « **Reply #2 on:** August 01, 2008, 04:47:24 AM »

Sorry, but Destro just isn't Destro without the metal head.

Mugen · « **Reply #3 on:** August 01, 2008, 01:18:58 PM »

marlon wayans wtf.

StreakInTheSky · « **Reply #4 on:** August 01, 2008, 01:22:55 PM »

As much as I loved G.I. Joe when I was a kid...

I cannot be excited about this movie.

ctz · « **Reply #5 on:** August 01, 2008, 10:57:47 PM »

G.I.Joe is one of my big three, along with He-Man and Transformers. Transformers didn't have anything common with the series I loved, but this G.I. Joe certainly sets my hopes higher.

The leather-outfits are pretty nice for ninjas, but the others should wear some camouflage pattern. I'm quite sure that Destro will get his berylliuym steel mask on.

Masa · « **Reply #6 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:03:57 AM »

G.I. Joe Super Bowl TV SPOT

Looks way better than I expected. I'm totally diggin' that over the top style

daigong · « **Reply #7 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:17:29 AM »

I'm impressed indeed. Transformers OFF THE WALL type shit.

Fuckin look at Baroness BOOBS!!

THUNDERDUCK · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:59:27 AM »

Destro needs the metal head, and Marlon Wayans should be "Stalker" not "Ripcord". I think they should've kept the army greens instead of the flashy body armor suits. But what the hell, it better be good! Dennis Quaid, Hell YEAH!

Sev · « **Reply #9 on:** February 01, 2009, 11:50:22 AM »

Man, it looks fucking good.

I suddenly got an urge to blow shit up. lol.

StreakInTheSky · « **Reply #10 on:** February 02, 2009, 12:26:02 AM »

Just saw the spot on TV. And it surprised me. I'm gonna have to see this now.

Stryfe · « **Reply #11 on:** February 02, 2009, 12:38:07 AM »

^Ditto! I was like... ah I'll just paste, watching the bowl stream...

[01:24:38] <jabronisaur> gi joe promo
[01:25:20] <Stryfe> yeah
[01:25:26] <Stryfe> I was like, wtf is this, boobs
[01:25:37] <Stryfe> then 'from the director of the mummy' I was like '...'
[01:25:42] <Stryfe> then omg it's scarlett
[01:25:47] <Stryfe> omg storm shadow and snake eyes
[01:25:54] <Stryfe> like a kid again

Masa · « **Reply #12 on:** February 02, 2009, 09:29:14 AM »

Snake Eyes is the coolest ninja ever. Dude was even dodging bullets an' shit in the old comics

Anyways Destro ain't the same without the mask but I suppose he will start wearing it at some point. I also hope that Storm Shadow joins G.I. Joe at the end of the movie cause he was always more awesome as a hero

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Sienna Miller Needs Enhancement for ‘G.I. Joe’

“Look hot.” - Director Michael Bay’s direction to Megan Fox for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

Hard on the heels of Michael Bay’s arrogant and rather appalling response to actress Megan Fox’s request for advice on how to improve her role as Mikaela Banes in next summer’s Transformers sequel, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, yet another Hollywood vixen finds herself in a rather awkward conversation involving both her boss and her boobs.

Actress Sienna Miller (L4yer Cake, 2004; Stardust, 2007) had to wear fake breasts for her role in writer-director Stephen Sommers’ (The Mummy Returns, 2001; Van Helsing, 2004) upcoming action flick G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra. The actress, who plays a sexy and villainous Cobra intelligence officer codenamed ‘Baroness,’ reportedly listened with disbelief as Sommers told her that her small chest needed an extra boost in order to look more curvaceous on the big screen.

“(I wear a) tight black leather outfit. And much bigger boobs,” Sienna commented recently. “They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets. The director said, ‘I’m gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs,’ and I don’t have them so we made them bigger.”

Although Miller followed in Megan Fox’s footsteps, appearing to take the backhanded compliment with a grain of salt, she couldn’t help throwing a small jab back at Sommers: “At least he’s honest,” she said, “But I was mildly offended.”

If I looked like Sienna Miller, I’d be offended, too. Not only because my boss had just told me that I had a small rack, but also because he had the gall to be taking his stupid toy-based action movie that seriously in the first place. Breast enhancements? Please. Apparently Stephen Sommers is the biggest boob of all.

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/miller-needs-enhancement-for-gi-joe.php

Damn, I feel cheated! No wonder Sienna's titties are lookin' so delicious in the trailer:

StreakInTheSky · « **Reply #13 on:** February 02, 2009, 12:11:25 PM »

What? I feel the same way, they're what caught my attention... Now I'm a little less excited to see the movie if there's not gonna be much boobage.

MochaNutz · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:45:36 AM »

dang, i always had a thing for the Baroness. She's like the sexy devilish librarian type.

I still wanna see how Cobra Commander is gonna look like. The kid from 3rd rock from the sun is CC. He seems kinda... short for the role. Also, the Mummy guy is Zartan. His face better turn blue when he gets in the sun =P

Destro Spoilers!

I heard Destro gets his metal Head in the end of the movie/last scene.

THUNDERDUCK · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:42:55 AM »

If they got Zartan, will they have his Dreadnoughts?

shadowstar · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2009, 05:39:49 PM »

The trailer made me hyperventilate a little

RatBastich · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:30:08 PM »

I missed that trailer when it was shown, but seeing it now, it seems like it'll be something to watch when its finally out... over the top action is always a good thing, when done right.

Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow, I definitely wanna see them throw down.

Masa · « **Reply #18 on:** May 01, 2009, 07:27:04 AM »

G.I. Joe : The Rise of Cobra Official Trailer #1

shurastriker · « **Reply #19 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:14:10 PM »

^ video is no longer available...

here, TETAS!!!

[noembed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG1UnOwJht8[/noembed]

btw: snake eyes outfit looks very cool.