(This is a fan fic based on the "public images" of various Hello!Project artists and is no way shape or form trying to imply anything about the personal lives of the real people behind the images.)
Author's notes: The following words all mean "big brother" with various levels of formality. The following is a list of substitute words that were used in the Sister Princess anime American dub.
* onii-chan - big brother
* aniki - bro
* onii-chama - brother
* onii-tama - bro-bro
* anii - big bro
The following word means big sister:
* onee-chan
Ojamaruche means "annoying surprise" and was Konno's h!p news interviewer name.
Musume Princess Angel
Yossie stands in front of building that looks like a dormitory. "Itai! Why does my head hurt?" She looks in her hands and sees a brochure for a cram school. There are some bags next to her as well.
What? Okay, I only made the "C" class in the Okajo High School special but have I really been busted from being a national idol down to being a ronin?
Yossie hears some sea gulls. She turns around and sees a large body of water in the distance. She sees that the dorm was on a large hill with a village further down from where she is. Sea gulls? Is this a island, or the shore?
"It's true. You came."
Startled, Yossie turns around to see Gaki. She has her hair up in curled pigtails, an atypical look for her since she usually prefers straight pigtails. "Gaki? Why are you here? And, what's with the strange hair style?"
Karen looks perplexed. "Gaki? My name is Karen, onii-chan. I always wear my hair like this."
Now it is Yossie's turn to look perplexed. "Wait just a second, I don't recall having any younger sisters, especially not one named Karen. And, if you were my sister, why are you calling me onii-chan instead of onee-chan?"
"Because, you are our onii-chan. That's why you came here."
Yossie gets a surly look. "I thought I was here for cram school. And, what do you mean, our?"
Karen giggles. "Let me show you around. But first ..." Karen pulls out a camera and runs to Yossie's side to take an arm's length picture of them together.
"This is embarrassing."
Karen leads Yossie around back to a work shed. Loud construction type noises come from within. The area reeks of oil. Karen waits for the noise to subside. "Rin Rin!"
After a minute a girl with safety goggles and a welder's smock appears at the door. "It's true, you came, aniki!"
"Wataru, this is Rin Rin."
Yossie's eyes double in size. She shakes her hand in front of her face. "Hold on, hold on. My name isn't Wataru, it's Yossie. And, her name isn't Rin Rin. Her name is Konkon."
Rin Rin smiles. "Aniki, you can call me Rin Rin, Konkon, or Ojamaruche if you like. But," Rin Rin looks sorrowful, "I was building you a wonderful present, but I seem to have run out of research and development funds. Could you loan me a couple bucks until next week? I promise the present will be worth it."
"Geez." Yossie looks in her wallet and finds an unexpected amount of money. "Oh, okay, I guess."
Rin Rin grabs the money and touches a button on her safety goggles. Fake eyebrows attached to the safety goggles go up and down. "Thanks!" Rin Rin races back to her work area which looks like a mad scientist's lair.
Karen lowers her camera, which has an image in its preview window of Rin Rin snatching the money from a dark haired boy. "Rin Rin is so happy to see you, Big Brother, I have never seen her so excited. But, you know, she stole the eyebrow gimmick from me." Karen strikes the "mayuge beam" pose.
Yossie's head feels like it is spinning. "I see, I guess, but putting that aside, what is this all about?"
"Come this way."
They walk around back to a garden where a tiny girl is planting seeds.
"Kaho, he's here. I would like you to meet Wataru."
Kaho jumps up and claps here hands rhythmically and starts a cheer. "Onii-chama, onii-chama, onii-chama, Kaho's here!" Kaho ends the cheer with a the Mini Moni pose.
"Eeeeeeeh? Maripi, you too?" Yossie stares a Kaho. What is going on in this place?
"Onii-chama? What type of flowers do you like? I went out and got a lot of different types of seeds, just to make sure. But, I didn't get Maripi's"
Yossie ponders for a minute. "Lilies are nice."
"Yeah! I had a hunch." Kaho does an extended victory dance where she waddles like a duck.
Yossie notices something out of the corner of her eye. She leans over to whisper to Karen. "Is the next sister hiding behind a tree?"
Karen looks shocked. "No one I know hides behind trees."
Yossie walks over to a tree and gives it a spinning back kick.
An embarrassed person falls out from behind the tree. "Sorry, I wanted to see that you got to your dorm safely."
Yossie gives the intruder a fierce look.
"Don't you remember me? We rode the boat together to get to this island. It's Taro-kun."
So, this is an island? "I did? And, are you sure your name isn't Mako-chan?"
Taro puts his hand under his chin "Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. It's Taro-kun, of course." Taro gets a lecherous look in his eyes. "So who are all these beautiful girls you are rooming with?"
"Supposedly, they are my younger sisters."
Taro beams. "Wow! So lucky to have so many cute sisters! I'll have all of you know that I am Wataru's best friend in the whole wide world."
Karen beams. "Is that so?"
Taro acts amorously towards Karen. "Why yes, it's true."
"Taro-kun?"
"Yes?"
"What colors does onii-chan like in clothes?"
Taro face plants.
Two more girls approach the group. One is dressed in a cute sun dress holding a book, the other approaches on skate board.
Yossie's eyebrow twitches. "More sisters?"
The one in the sun dress jumps up and down. "Onii-tama! Hina-chan desu." Hina does the Mini Moni "chan desu" poses while introducing herself (point right, point left, point center and cross you eyes). "I brought a picture book for you to read to me."
Karen smiles. "Wataru, this is Hinako."
The other girl speaks. "Anii, after that I can show you my," she holds her skateboard back and dips, "uhh, sexy skateboard tricks."
"Wataru, this is Mamoru."
Yossie thinks. She lines up Kaho, Hinako and Mamoru, hoping that she could force some sort of recognition out of Maripi, Aibon and Nono.
Karen smiles. "Wataru, don't you think that they look cute together?"
"Yeah, sort of like ..."
"Onii-chama! Come over with us and pose with us."
Yossie feels helpless as the three shorter sisters instruct her to look down while raising her chin with her hand.
Karen smiles and points the camera. "Okay, ready?"
Yossie, Kaho, Hinako and Mamoru strike the aiin pose. Taro sneaks into the pictures as well. "Aiiiiin!"
Karen grabs Wateru by the arm. "Now if you three will excuse us, I'll introduce big brother to some more of his sisters."
"I have more?"
Taro beams. "Wataru, you're my best friend in the whole world!"
Kaho, jumps up and down. "Wait, Mamoru didn't introduce herself properly."
"Do I have to?"
"Come on, we'll all do it. Kaho-chan desu!"
"Hina-chan desu!"
"Mamo-chan desu!"
"Taro-chan desu!"
Kaho sneaks over and hip checks Taro so hard that he winds up back behind the trees.
To be continued!