The Struggle 2005 - No Wanking Until January 1st Project Diary

[shirenuファクトリー]

So Masa was an idiot and promised one of his friends not to wank until the New Year. Then I was stupid enough to promise to join his suffering. Since then also tenkei and Flyp have joined!! This is how we started The Pact - No wanking until January 1st!!!


I don't know what this thread is for cuz Masa just told me to start it, so blah blah.


But damn, this day 4 has been hard!!!


daigong sez

PLACE YOUR BETS!!

Who make it to January 1st, 2006 without wanking?

shirenu 3 to 1
Flyp 5 to 1
tenkei 20 to 1
Masa 100 to 1

Note: This lists each contestant corresponding odds to who will make it 1st without wanking. For example, if you place $10 on Flyp and he goes on to wank first, you collect $50 plus your $10 back for a total payoff of $60. For the purposes of future book betting, the player has to win this challenge.

[tamatron]

I'll say you guys won't last pass 2 weeks.

So Masa was an idiot

Couldn't agree more.

[suki*]

It's been 4 days already?? Such discipline!!  

Ganbatte!! 1st Jan is not too far away!! Just don't overindulge when you 'break fast'.

I'll say you guys won't last pass 2 weeks.

LOL!! tama-chan!!

[Masa]

Controversial documentary Super Size My Balls by Masa Spurlock coming soon  

We can use this thread as our diary. I have done some pretty stupid things in my life but this is the most retarded thing I have ever done. Cruel human experiments are just wrong. Anyways since all I got in this world is my word and my balls (no pun intended) I'm gonna do it and show that it really is possible. Every person who I have talked to about my little experiment has said that my chances are slim to none. But we'll see.

The 4th day is always the most difficult one. If you can get pass the day 4 the rest of the week will be a piece of cake. And like always Day 4 has been the most difficult day so far. Fortunately I'm getting sleepy and there's only few more hours left so right now it's looking good.

So Masa was an idiot

Couldn't agree more.

Word.

[BakHamNoi]

I know Masa's technic
He will pin a Berryz Poster in front of his bed.  

[Masa]

He will pin a Berryz Poster in front of his bed.  

Word. I may have to remove my Rika poster soon  

[shirenuファクトリー]

My technique is...


Wait...


I don't have one


Hrm...

[frblckstr1]

He will pin a Berryz Poster in front of his bed.  

Word. I may have to remove my Rika poster soon  

Hm, you might need to change your sig then also...  

Wait... is this why we suddenly have all the drama's ...  

[daigong]

Y'all won't make it. And I refuse to join. In the end, is there a reward for this? Sperm banks win?

My goal will be to make the next 3 weeks a living wankmare.



What are the odds for our contestants? hahaha our own Reality Show.

[Masa]

Morgan Spurlock is my fucking hero and his legendary movie Super Size Me was powerful enough to make me stop eating junk food. So this is my fucked up way of paying homage to Mr. Spurlock. And in a true Super Size Me fashion I'll be posting random facts about masturbation and sexual abstinence. The main goal of this project is to prove that sexual abstinence is as harmful to your health as Big Macs and that people should wank and have as much sex as possible

Fact #1
Masturbation is the manual excitation of the sexual organs, most often to the point of orgasm. It can refer to excitation either by oneself or by another (see mutual masturbation), but commonly refers to such activities performed alone. It is part of a larger set of activities known as autoeroticism, which also includes the use of sex toys and non-genital stimulation. There are also masturbation machines used to simulate intercourse. Masturbation and sexual intercourse are the two most common sexual practices, but they are not mutually-exclusive (for example many people find the sight of their partner masturbating highly erotic). Some people are able to achieve orgasm only by masturbation and not by sexual intercourse. In the animal kingdom, masturbation has been observed in many mammalian species, both in the wild and in captivity.

[frblckstr1]

^^ see the sig has change already!!  

[Ayabie]

Good luck.  

My friend had a new year's resolution like that... well, he owes us money now.  

[Masa]

Synonyms for Male masturbation:

    * audition the finger puppets
    * bang one off, bang one out
    * bash the bishop
    * beat off
    * beat your beef
    * beat the meat, beat one's meat
    * chafe the yard (dated - this term is used in early colonial-era Puritan legal documents)
    * choke the chicken (US)
    * entertain oneself
    * do the five finger shuffle
    * flog the dolphin
    * have a mastie
    * have a pull
    * have a wank (British)
    * jack off (US)
    * jerk off (US)
    * mutilate your mutton
    * paw off
    * play with oneself
    * pleasure oneself
    * polish the pole/rocket/trumpet/rifle
    * pull oneself, pull oneself off
    * pull your pork
    * pull your pud
    * pulling a jered
    * pump the Primus
    * punch the clown
    * rope the rat (US)
    * rub one off
    * shake hands with Benjamin Franklin
    * shake hands with the cyclops
    * shake hands with the unemployed
    * spank the monkey
    * spank your frank
    * stay in with Patsy Palmer and her five sisters, or Rosy Palm and her five daughters
    * stroke the spaff-stick
    * strumming the one string banjo
    * tickle the todger
    * toss the caber
    * toss off, toss oneself off
    * tickle the trout,
    * wank, wank off (British)
    * whack off
    * fap
    * wanker

Synonyms for Female Masturbation:

    * dildo oneself
    * dj diddles
    * finger oneself
    * fingerfuck oneself
    * flicking the bean
    * jacking one's iceton
    * jill off
    * havesting lentil
    * making soup (to make soup)
    * three knuckle shuffle
    * rubbin' the nubbin
    * gusset typing
    * flicking the bean
    * strumming
    * rock the little man in the boat
    * flick the budgie (Aust.)

We need to add these to the HiP-tionary  

^^ see the sig has change already!!  

The gif will be gone soon too  

[daigong]

PLACE YOUR BETS!!

Who make it to January 1st, 2006 without wanking?

shirenu 100 to 1
Flyp 50 to 1
tenkei 6 to 1
Masa 1 to 1

Note: This lists each contestant corresponding odds to who will wank first. For example, if you place $10 on Flyp and they go on to wank first, you collect $60 plus your $10 back for a total payoff of $70. For the purposes of future book betting, the player has to win this challenge.

EDIT had to change the odds.

[Foxy Brown]

[Vikitty]

I could so win this. If I was stupid enough to even try.  

[Asmodai]

You guys haven't got a chance.

Then again, you've already beat my record.

[Tyler_Wood_2005]

hehe, I did that one time.

After watching 40 days and 40 nights, I wanted to see if I could do it

I lasted 28 days...though after the first week, my mind was on sex like 24/7.

[Flyp]

Pff, i've had no problems so far, and on top of that, I had already been 'abstaining' for a week when the contest started. Your day 4 is my day 11 xD


I will be the champion!

[daigong]

Had to edit the odds/question so it makes sense. And put into mind that Flyp doesn't like sports. j/k (see first post!)

Masa doesn't stand a chance. he can change his sig, but he can't change mine.