I've tired doing this so many times. One year I tried almost every month, never lasting more than a week. Then one year I I almost went two weeks, because I was busy enough with school to not have it on my mind, but not so busy that I was stressed out.
YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT CHICKS IN NO TIME!! You won't need to drink Samuel Jackson.
Yeah, you gotta be careful about those fat chicks. They may start lookin' real fine in a few days.