KEYAKIZAKA46 CHATROOM CHAT 1 03/01/2017 Do you Habu to be like this?

[XxRoByNxX78]

A/N: Inspired by soshi chatroom which is on AFF and authored by eightaenine with their permission here is Nogizaka chat room this will not be updated regularly as I am earning a qualification thanks for reading

•Zukkyun-sama: Akimoto Manatsu
•Sayuringo: Matsumura Sayuri
•Kote: Takayama Kazumi
•Nanamin: Hashimoto Nanami
•Naa-chan: Nishino Nanase
•Rekatan: Sakurai Reika
•Iku-chan: Ikuta Erika
•Maimai: Fukagawa Mai
•Maiyan: Shiraishi Mai
•Wakatsuki: Wakatsuki Yumi
•Ikoma-chan: Ikoma Rina

THE BET

Maiyan has changed her name to Manatsuislove

Manatsuislove: ..........

Sayuringo: EVERYONE SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LOVED ONES FORGIVE THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED YOU THE WORLD IS ENDING!

Wakatsuki: Calm down what's wro- GUYS THE WORLD IS ENDING SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LOVED ONES AND FORGIVE THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED YOU THE WORLD IS ENDING!

Iku-chan: What has happa- GUYS SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LOVED ONES FORGIVE THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED YOU THE WORLD IS ENDING!

Rekatan: YUMI I'M SORRY FOR TAKING NAKED PICTURES OF YOU WITHOUT PERMISSION BUT THEY SHALL BE MY LAST IMAGE OF YOU BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS WHICH WILL LET ME REST IN PEACE!

Wakatsuki: YOU WHAT!?

Kote: Not to interrupt what I'm sure is about to be amusing for the rest of but GUYS THE WORLD IS ENDING SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LOVED ONES FORGIVE THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED YOU HURRY!

Maimai: Now now girls calm down whats wrong?

Wakatsuki: Reika took naked pictures of me without permission

Sayuringo: Ignore that its not important have you not seen what Maiyan has changed her name to?

Wakatsuki:  How is that not important!?

Maimai: ......................... IS THE WORLD ENDING!?

Wakatsuki: Don't ignore me!!!!

Ikoma-chan: Whats happening it can't be good if Maimai is freaking out why is the world ending?

Wakatsuki: Reika took naked pictures of me

Iku-chan: Look at Maiyan's name change Ikoma-chan

Wakatsuki: Stop ignoring me this is important

Kote: It's not if the world is ending

Wakatsuki: I hate you all .......

Sayuringo: Anyway ignoring that little tangent look at Maiyan's name change Ikoma-chan

Ikoma-chan: Okay? But I don't see what that will achieve

Rekatan: 1

Sayuringo: 2

Iku-chan: 3

Ikoma-chan: THE WORLD IS ENDING EVERYONE SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LOVED ONES FORGIVE THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED YOU THE WORLD IS ENDING!

Nanamin: Do I even want to know what's happening?

Rekatan: Depends

Nanamin: On?

Sayuringo: If you are ready for the world to end

Nanami: Stop exaggerating the world isn't ending

Kote: Oh really?

Nanamin: Yes

Iku-chan: Look at Maiyan's chat name

Wakatsuki: Is this really more important than Reika taking naked pictures of me without permission?

Sayuringo: Yes

Nanamin: Reika did what!?

Wakatsuki: Finally someone who cares

Sayuringo: No one cares it doesn't matter just look at Maiyan's chat name

Nanamin: Okay?

Wakatsuki: Are we really ignoring this guys this is important

Nanamin: I don't see Maiyan's name did she leave the chat all I see is someone called Manatsuislove

Iku-chan: 3

Rekatan: 2

Maimai: 1

Nanamin: THE WORLD IS ENDING EVERYONE SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LOVED ONES FORGIVE THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED YOU THE WORLD IS ENDING!

Manatsuislove: You all suck you know that right?

Sayuringo: She finally spoke ...

Manatsuislove: I would have earlier but I couldn't type fast enough to stop everyone

Nanamin: What happened did Manatsu take your phone or something?

Manatsuislove: I wish but no sadly I was the one who changed my name

Iku-chan: Why?

Zukkyun-sama: Isn't it obvious?

Maimai: No

Zukkyun-sama: I'm clearly her favorite member of Nogizaka46

Manatsuislove: .................

Kote: Maiyan why are you not denying this quick say Naa-chan is prove her wrong!

Manatsuislove: ..................

Sayuringo: The world truly is ending

Ikoma-chan: Maiyan is she blackmailing you?

Nanamin: Thats got to be it

Rekatan: She must have something juicy like naked pictures!

Wakatsuki: Speaking of naked pictures delete the ones of me!

Rekatan: I can't they shall go with me to heaven when the world ends they shall be a present from you to me I shall be forever grateful

Sayuringo: Ignoring them Maiyan what does she have on you?

Wakatsuki: ITS IMPORTANT!

Manatsuislove: She has nothing on me unfortunately

Wakatsuki: GUYS!

Iku-chan: Unfortunately?

Wakatsuki: Stop ignoring me

Zukkyun-sama: Maiyan .....

Manatsuislove: .............................. I mean ........ Manatsu-sama has nothing on me why would she after all she is the number one member of Nogizaka46

Ikoma-chan: I am so confused right now

Kote: You are not the only one my friend

Sayuringo: Told you the world was ending

Rekatan: This isn't real it cant be right!?

Zukkyun-sama: This is very real

Nanamin: So what has happened exactly  there is no way Maiyan would willing change her name to that if anything it would be Nanaseislove

Kote: Speaking of Naa-chan she hasn't said anything yet about this ordeal

Ikoma-chan: She hasn't seen anything yet shes getting her make up done for our photo shoot together so she has yet to look at her phone

Manatsuislove: Thank the lord

Maimai: Don't thank him just yet you have yet to explain what has happened and one can only picture what will run through her mind once she reads from the top of the chat

Wakatsuki: I think she will be concerned about Reika having naked pictures of me

Iku-chan: She won't

Sayuringo: She won't trust us

Wakatsuki: Why does no one care?!

Zukkyun-sama: Maiyan's love for me is clearly more important

Manatsuislove: I don't love you I love Nanase

Zukkyun-sama: Thats not what your name says

Manatsuislove: ...................... back to the topic at hand Ikoma-chan stop Nanase from reaching her phone so I can explain everything

Ikoma-chan: See I would but she finished getting her make up done about 2 minutes ago and is now proceeding to read through the chat erm not to alarm you but she looks like she's going to cry .....

Manatsuislove: WHAT!!!! STOP HER TAKE HER PHONE OFF HER QUICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nanamin: Guy's shes breaking down

Sayuringo: People spam the chat quick we cant have Naa-chan write anything we need Manatsu to explain quick Erika quickly find Maiyan before she goes and kills Manatsu! Ikoma-chan take Naa-chan's phone and run

Iku-chan: Roger

Ikoma-chan: Roger

Sayuringo: Okay everyone get ready to spam Manatsu get ready to type as quickly as you can to explain

Sayuringo: GO GO GO MISSION START!

Wakatsuki: You guys should be this concerned about the naked pictures

Sayuringo: Sayuringo punch~~~~~

Kote: AMAZING!

Nanamin: Nanamin beam ................ a part of my soul just died you owe me Maiyan

Maimai: Nice to know things haven't changed since I graduated

Wakatsuki: GUYS NAKED PICTURES OF ME ARE ON REIKA'S PHONE!

Sayuringo: Theres a bigger issue on our hands rather than naked pictures on YOUR girlfriends phone

Rekatan: Exactly girlfriend I am allowed to have these pictures

Wakatsuki: WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

Rekatan: It's fine sheesh it's not like I am going to spread them to the world

Wakatsuki: Thats not the point!

Zukkyun-sama: Okay so basically the two of us made a bet that I could get a staff member of Maiyan's choosing to fall for my Zukkyun she said that I couldn't and I said I could if she won then I would be her slave for a week, change my name to Nanamai is life and stop using Zukkyun

Kote: I see where this is going

Zukkyun-sama: However if I won the she would change her name to Manatsu is love, can't say anything mean to me and be MY LITTLE SISTER all for a week

Nanamin: Poor Maiyan shes not going to recover from this for a while

Sayuringo: That week is going to feel like a eternity

Zukkyun-sama: It'll be the best week of my life (* ^ 0 ^ *)

Maimai: And the worst of Maiyan's

Iku-chan: Iku~~~ta Ri~~an has found Maiyan she's in her apartment but won't open the door

Rekatan: Simple solution

Iku-chan: And that is? ( ( + _ + ) )

Rekatan: Kick it down duh

Iku-chan: See I would but we don't want a title in the newspaper saying 'Member of national girl group Nogizaka46 Ikuta Erika kicked fellow member Shiraishi Mai's door down'

Sayuringo: She has a point

Wakatsuki: How is that worse than the possibility nudes will be released of me!?

Nanamin: You really need to let that go

Wakatsuki: Are you serious!?

Maimai: I speak for everyone when I say yes

Wakatsuki: How is this not priority number one?

Kote: Are you 1/2 of the adorable Nanamai couple?

Wakatsuki: No

Sayuringo: Then there is your answer

Wakatsuki: (>_<)

Naa-chan: So it was all for a bet? She doesn't love Manatsu?

Sayuringo: Ikoma! How did she get her phone!?

Ikoma-chan: I'm one of the least athletic members of the group of course she was going to catch up

Sayuringo: I'm going to sayuringo punch you later

Ikoma-chan: But it was all explained

Sayuringo: Want to make it two?

Ikoma-chan: < ( _ _ ) > I'm sorry

Sayuringo: That is what I thought

Naa-chan: Can someone please answer my questions

Zukkyun-sama: All a bet but Maiyan does love me

Nanamin: In your dreams maybe

Zukkyun-sama: You say that but her name is proof

Manatsuislove: I LOVE NISHINO NANASE NO ONE ELSE

Ikoma-chan: Hahaha just so you guys know Naa-chan is blushing like crazy right now

Manatsuislove: Only Nanase matters <3

Ikoma-chan: Oh wow Naa-chan is going even redder

Iku-chan: Sorry to interrupt but Maiyan let me in to your apartment its starting to rain

Manatsuislove: Fine .....................

Manatsuislove: Door is open

Nanamin: Letting in another girl in to your apartment how could you?!

Manatsuislove: Shut up you troll

Naa-chan: So with the bet does that mean we can't go on dates?

Zukkyun-sama: She's my little sister so she has to run it through me first

Manatsuislove: You better let me or else

Zukkyun-sama: Or else what? Remember the deal my dear little sister

Manatsuislove: This week needs to hurry and end

Kote: So the guy you picked who was he anyway?

Manatsuislove: Someone who worked on the radio show we were doing turns out Manatsu is his oshimen

Rekatan: Ouch tough break

Manatsuislove: Naa-chan come over once work is over?

Ikoma-chan: Ha she's blushing again

Naa-chan: O-okay I'll text you when I am on my way I've got to go back to work

Manatsuislove: love you

Ikoma-chan: Just so you know she read what you said but couldn't reply the photographer called her over

Wakatsuki: So now that issue is over can we please go back to the naked pictures

Sayuringo: No

Iku-chan: No

Maimai: No

Zukkyun-sama: No

Ikoma-chan: No

Manatsuislove: No

Kote: No

Nanamin: No

Rekatan: I'm going back to them right now I am engraving them in to my mind

Wakatsuki: You all suck you know that right?

Sayuringo: We are awesome t(-.-t)

Wakatsuki: Blocking out this bs ( ( d [ - _ - ] b ) )

TBC

[Miniju]

  It's so funny !

Please make an other one ! Thanks author-san 

[zurukun13]

XxRoByNxX78, that was very funny. so so funny until i can't stop laughing right now.. please make another one please... thank you

[shanju]

Ahahaa, i love this author san! 
Its so funny, and i hope you update this chatroom soon
Maybe you can add other member too
Thankyou, iam so happy, finally alot of people wrote nogizaka fic

[weirdasspotatoe]

This had just literally got me laughing like crazy and it also made my day. God I need the next updates for this ahaha. I can't wait author-san! NanaMai is life <3

[@gee]

thanks to this fic, I can't stop laughing alone. And now I have to tell my mom that I just eat too much sugar, before she can call the hospital...
I like your writing style, and thanks for slight wakarei pair. (I'd be more than glad, if you can add Nanamin x Maimai pair to the fic.)



PS: can you tell reika to give me that waka's naked pictures? I'd like to keep it in my phone too..

[XxRoByNxX78]

•Zukkyun-sama: Akimoto Manatsu
•Sayuringo: Matsumura Sayuri
•Kote: Takayama Kazumi
•Nanamin: Hashimoto Nanami
•Naa-chan: Nishino Nanase
•Rekatan: Sakurai Reika
•Iku-chan: Ikuta Erika
•Maimai: Fukagawa Mai
•Manatsuislove: Shiraishi Mai
•Wakatsuki: Wakatsuki Yumi
•Ikoma-chan: Ikoma Rina

BOOOOOOOOOOOM

Rekatan: ●～* IN COMING!

Sayuringo: TUCK AND ROLL EVERYONE TUCK AND ROLL!

Iku-chan: TAKE COVER QUICK!

Ikoma-chan: Σ(゜д゜;) DON'T JUST THROW THOSE THINGS!

Nanamin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE COULD DIE?! (＃ﾟДﾟ)

Kote: GUYS GO ON WITHOUT ME I WON'T MAKE IT ＿|￣|○

Maimai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ KAZUMIN! I SHALL COME TO YOUR RESCUE!

Naa-chan: M-MAI HELP!

Manatsuislove: I'M COMING NANASE!

Zukkyun-sama: HELP ME FIRST MY DEAR LITTLE SISTER!

Manatsuislove: NO!

Wakatsuki: Can you guys please calm down

Rekatan: NO YUMI!

Wakatsuki: What?

Rekatan: *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Sayuringo: OH MY GOD YOU KILLED YUMI!

Nanamin: YOU B*******!

Maimai: R.I.P Wakatsuki-san

Iku-chan: R.I.P

Ikoma-chan: R.I.P you shall be missed

Nanamin: Looks like we need another Ikemen

Kote: It's fine we can train Hori-san

Zukkyun-sama: (*^0^*) I vote for that

Rekatan: I'M SO SORRY YUMI BUT KNOW YOUR PICTURES SHALL BE MY LAST MEMORY OF YOU!

Wakatsuki: YOU STILL HAVE THEM!

Manatsuislove: Not this again .............

Sayuringo: I'm going to go for a nap

Wakatsuki: GUYS! PRIORITIES!

Iku-chan: If you need me I shall be in the bath

Wakatsuki: ARE YOU SERIOUS!

Maimai: Has anyone seen my sunglasses?

Wakatsuki: YOU ALL SUCK STOP IGNORING ME!

Ikoma-chan: Nanamin has them

Wakatsuki: SHE STILL HAS THE PICTURES!

Maimai: Huh why? (?_?)

Wakatsuki: YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUSLY MIXED UP PRIORITIES!

Nanamin: No reason

Manatsuislove: Don't play dumb

Nanamin: Are you trolling me?

Manatsuislove: Maybe~~

Nanamin: I seem to recall you owing me for using the dreaded Nanamin beam just yesterday

Manatsuislove: I don't see how I owe you for that

Naa-chan: M-Mai leave her alone

Manatsuislove: Fine~~~~ but this is not over be thankful to Nanase

Nanamin: Thank you Naa-chan for controlling your girlfriend

Naa-chan: No p-problem

Wakatsuki: Now that is over can we please get back on the topic of these pictures

Maimai: I shall once again speak for everyone well those that are here and say no

Wakatsuki: How is this not important!

Zukkyun-sama: *Sigh* Wakatsuki do you want this to be a topic that people are interested in?

Wakatsuki: YES!

Zukkyun-sama: Will you stop going on about it if we discuss it?

Wakatsuki: YES!

Zukkyun-sama: Fine I shall make it relevant with one sentence

Zukkyun-sama: A guy on Reika's blog called @gee asked Reika for shall we say risky pictures of Wakatsuki

Kote: See thats what happens when you don't hide things well

Nanamin: Like you can talk with Noujo-san

Ikoma-chan: She has a point though they don't hide things well its not a surprise

Sayuringo: I am back from my nap! Its the lack of trying that makes them obvious so asking for said pictures is amusing

Iku-chan: If she gave them to him it would be the ultimate fan service

Naa-chan: And the ultimate scandal

Manatsuislove: Nanase has a point if they got out it would be bad

Maimai: How naked are the pictures though?

Rekatan: Super! BUT I AM NOT HANDING THEM OUT TO ANYONE EVER @gee SHALL HAVE TO IMAGINE!

Wakatsuki: I don't believe it everyone has started to talk about it though slightly off topic

Wakatsuki: Finally (´；ω；`)

Zukkyun-sama: You are welcome

Kote: You should probably delete the pictures Reika-san

Iku-chan: Can't have everyone thinking Wakatsuki-san is a girl

Wakatsuki: I AM A GIRL!

Manatsuislove: You have no proof!

Rekatan: No but I do (-。-)y-゜゜゜

Naa-chan: Is there n-no mutual ground?

Wakatsuki: To deleting the pictures?

Naa-chan: Yes

Wakatsuki: Like what?

Manatsuislove: Ha Nanase is blushing

Naa-chan: S-stop~

Manatsuislove: Fine~~~~~ but only because you said <3

Naa-chan: <3

Iku-chan: Are you really talking to each other in chat you are both at Maiyan's apartment

Manatsuislove: Yes and?

Kote: Ahhhhhhh young love

Nanamin: You are practically the same age!

Ikoma-chan: Speaking of love~ hey Nanamin you want to say anything?

Zukkyun-sama: Yes do you? ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`)

Wakatsuki: And we've gone off topic ..............

Nanamin: I don't know what you are on about and do not poke my face you know what I am like with touching

Zukkyun-sama: What a party pooper

Maimai: I feel so out of the loop since I've graduated does Nanamin like someone?

Nanamin: No!

Sayuringo: Yes!

Maimai: WHO?!

Rekatan: Hmm I wonder ┐('～`；)┌

Kote: Not obvious at all (－‸ლ)

Manatsuislove: Nope not even a slightly

Maimai: Am I missing something?

Iku-chan: Obviously

Ikoma-chan: Look at all the clues and the you shall find out the truth

Nanamin: I don't like anyone!

Sayuringo: First step is denial

Naa-chan: T-The final s-step is acceptance

Zukkyun-sama: So hurry to the final step

Rekatan: AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!

Manatsuislove: You can do it Nanamin!

Nanamin: .................................

Maimai: Someone tell me!

Kote: As Ikoma-chan has said look at all the clues

Maimai: This sucks~

Wakatsuki: GUYS THE PICTURES!

Ikoma-chan: What pictures?

Wakatsuki: ......................... I hate you all sometimes

Iku-chan: Please you love us

Rekatan: But she loves me more~

Wakatsuki: Debatble

Iku-chan: OH

Nanamin: MY

Naa-chan: G-GOD

Zukkyun-sama: You can't say that to your girlfriend

Manatsuislove: How could you!?

Maimai: So heartless

Ikoma-chan: I believe the correct term is savage

Sayuringo: #Nogizakaheartache

Wakatsuki: Don't exaggerate things

Kote: When do we ever exaggerate?

Wakatsuki: Do I need to remind you how this chat started?

Nanamin: A bomb was thrown at us by YOUR girlfriend

Iku-chan: Of course we were going to take cover we don't want to die

Wakatsuki: (－‸ლ)

Iku-chan: m9( -_-) Your broken hearted girlfriend is the cause

Sayuringo: Poor girl she will probably cry herself to sleep

Manatsuislove: Go make her feel better

Maimai: She's been silent since Wakatsuki said it was debatable

Naa-chan: You need to fix it quickly

Wakatsuki: Relax she's fine

Zukkyun-sama: How do you now she is?

Wakatsuki: It's Reika so its fine she knows not to take things to heart

Kote: Is it a coincidence that when she said that I went to the toilets and I hear Reika wailing in one of the stalls

Ikoma-chan: Savage absolutely savage I told you

Wakatsuki: Relax its just her being her usual weird self she will be fine in a second

Rekatan: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD ●～*

Manatsuislove: *Grab's Nanase's hand* RUN~~~~ ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ﾉ

Nanamin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Take's Maimai's hand* RUN EVERYONE RUN!

Zukkyun-sama: I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE YOUNG NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Manatsuislove: And too slow SO EVERYONE OUT RUN MANATSU!

Ikoma-chan: *Sobs* I DONT WANT TO DIE!

Sayuringo: REIKA IS TOO TRIGGER HAPPY DAMMIT RUN!

Kote: WAKATSUKI THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

Rekatan: *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

TBC ........

A/N: I don't even know haha again don't expect this to be updated super quick its just I was in the mood haha a weird one clearly and I don't even know what came out thanks for reading and thanks to those who have commented please do comment and tell me what you think thanks again

@Miniju: Thank you alot for commenting and reading I hope this is good enough for you

@Zurukun13: Thanks for commenting and reading I am glad that you have enjoyed and like this one just as much

@Shanju: Another character? Hmm maybe too many could be a pain maybe a second gen chat room what do you think? Glad you liked it thanks for commenting and reading I am glad you enjoyed it

@Weirdasspotatoe: I am glad that I made your day hopefully this shall make your day better this time too thanks for commenting and reading I hope you enjoy this one too Nanamai is life too bad I can't find anything to read of them other than the new ones on this site

@gee: Well you have Reika's answer haha I shall work on your requested pairing since I was wondering who to pair people with you saved me with that one and haha I hope you are okay and enjoy this one just as much thanks for everything

[Miniju]

Poor Wakatsuki 

 Thanks for update author-san !  I'm waiting  the rest 

[@gee]

Hiiii author-san.....
Thanks to this fic, I can't stop giggling alone. And now I
have to tell my aunt that sit next to me that I don't have any boyfriend and just got some random text, before she start to asking more about that so called imaginary boyfriend.


Seriously this fic is AMAZING!!! ( and yess I quoted it from Kazumin, please kindly tell her that I say thanks).
Thanks a lot to write about Nanamin x Maimai pair. the two of them were just so cute....

PS: If you need any pairing advice, just remember that I'm just a text away though.... and my last thing to say is...


BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM.......

[weirdasspotatoe]

Yes! I agree with you, the world knows too little of the Maiyanxnanase pairing. It's as awesome as the one before, I really enjoyed reading this haha. Keep up the good work and can't wait for the upcoming ones. 

[zurukun13]

  and wakatsuki died again lol hahahaha. so funny until i can't stop laughing again. i didn't see maimai become soo.. blunt ahahaha... poor reika, she throw another bomb again.. thank you author. i didn't think that your fic become sooo funny like this. please update hehewh

[rizkafarah27]

It's hard to find nogi fanfic, how lucky i found this one  it's very funny, thanks for update btw

[XxRoByNxX78]

•Zukkyun-sama: Akimoto Manatsu
•Sayuringo: Matsumura Sayuri
•Kote: Takayama Kazumi
•Nanamin: Hashimoto Nanami
•Naa-chan: Nishino Nanase
•Rekatan: Sakurai Reika
•Iku-chan: Ikuta Erika
•Maimai: Fukagawa Mai
•Manatsuislove: Shiraishi Mai
•Wakatsuki: Wakatsuki Yumi
•Ikoma-chan: Ikoma Rina

So~ Who is it?

Naa-chan: GTYKULOKJTRDGYJKI;LKKJHGDRSEDTYJKI;O'KLKJBHVDGSREDHJK

Manatsuislove: TRGDHYFJGKL;JHUGYFDTRCVBGHTDRFTRRESDERFTGBFRDERFTGYHUGTFR

Ikoma-chan: Has something happened that we don't know?

Kote: Probably butt texting or something

Sayuringo: That's a thing?

Nanamin: Its butt dial not not butt texting how on earth would someone butt text?

Iku-chan: Who knows anything is possible if you put your mind to it

Nanamin: (－‸ლ)

Maimai: Nanamin~

Nanamin: What?

Maimai: Who is it?

Nanamin: Who is what?

Zukkyun-sama: Look at her playing dumb she knows exactly what Maimai is on about

Kote: Shes just gonna avoid this forever

Ikoma-chan: She will always avoid this

Nanamin: Don't talk about me like I am not here!

Rekatan: What's the big deal its not like you aren't obvious about it

Wakatsuki: Yer its just the person who you like is dense

Nanamin: I do not like anyone!

Sayuringo: Sure~~~

Maimai: So~ who is it?

Maimai: Don't ignore me

Maimai: ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`)

Nanamin: Don't poke me

Maimai: Tell me then ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`)

Nanamin: Stop it

Maimai: ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`)

Nanamin: HEY THAT HURTS!

Maimai: Tell me and it shall stop

Maimai: Who do you like? ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`)

Sayuringo: Is this depressing or entertaining?

Iku-chan: Both?

Rekatan: Slightly more depressing though

Zukkyun-sama: At least you have those pictures to cheer you up

Rekatan: THATS RIGHT! d(*⌒▽⌒*)b

Wakatsuki: DELETE THEM ALREADY!

Ikoma-chan: Ugh not this again

Kote: Everyone say I if you wish for the pictures to become a topic of conversation again

Wakatsuki: I

Kote: Anyone else?

Sayuringo: Ha no~

Wakatsuki: WHY DOES NO ONE CARE?!

Maimai: Anyways~ Nanamin who do you like~ ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`)

Nanamin: Stop poking me already!

Ikoma-chan: The only way you are going to get out of that is to tell her who it is~

Nanamin: I don't like anyone!

Zukkyun-sama: Denial is such a annoying thing to witness

Iku-chan: At this rate we shall never see her out of that stage

Sayuringo: Booooooooooooooooo~

Nanamin: You all need to shhhhhhhh

Sayuringo: YOU CAN'T SILENCE US!

Iku-chan: WHAT ARE YOU A POLITICIAN?!

Zukkyun-sama: WE SHALL NEVER BE SILENCED!

Wakatsuki: Our chat's are so dramatic

Rekatan: Like you don't love it

Maimai: Who do you like Nanamin~~~~~~~~~~

Nanamin: Why does it even matter?

Maimai: AHA SO YOU ADMIT YOU LIKE SOMEONE!

Nanamin: No?

Maimai: So who is it?

Nanamin: Fine I'll tell you

Sayuringo: IT'S HAPPENING!

Rekatan: GRAB THE POPCORN

Ikoma-chan: OH MY GOD IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!

Kote: WHERE IS NAA-CHAN AND MAIYAN THEY NEED TO WITNESS THIS!

Zukkyun-sama: NANAMIN IS ALL GROWN UP!

Iku-chan: NAA-CHAN MAIYAN (*ﾟﾉOﾟ)<ｵｵｵｵｫｫｫｫｫｫｫｰｰｰｰｰｲ! YOU NEED TO SEE THIS HURRY! ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ﾉ

Nanamin: Ignoring the dramatics its y-

Manatsuislove: VCGHJKMNBVCGFCVBNJHGFDGHJBKL

Naa-chan: DSFGHNJHGGGFGHKJJHHITTIUOKLPKOJKKHGFXTYDGHK

Iku-chan: Σ(゜д゜;)    ⊂（ﾟДﾟ⊂⌒｀つ≡≡≡(´⌒;;;≡≡≡ OUCH!

Rekatan: NOOOOOOOO IKU-CHAN ARE YOU OKAY?! （ ´Д｀）

Sayuringo: DON'T DIE HOLD ON I'M COMING! ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ﾉ

Manatsuislove: MZNNMCXCX,CXNXNCXX,CXCZX,NC,CX

Sayuringo: Σ(゜д゜;)    ⊂（ﾟДﾟ⊂⌒｀つ≡≡≡(´⌒;;;≡≡≡ *CRASH!*

Ikoma-chan:  NOOOOOOOOOO NOT SAYURI TOO!

Rekatan: OUR MEMBERS ARE TOO YOUNG TO DIE STOP SHOCKING THEM TO DEATH!

Kote: STOP SCARING US TO DE-

Naa-chan: HHAHD FSFHSHJDFJDKJBNSB

Kote: Σ(゜д゜;)    ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞

Rekatan: We are dropping like flies someone help!

Zukkyun-sama: Looks like this is a job for Manaasu! Transf-

Sayuringo: Nope I'm good all better

Iku-chan: Yer me too no scratches

Kote: I'm AMAZING! ＼(◎o◎)／

Zukkyun-sama: Could not let have that could you?

Ikoma-chan: Nope

Sayuringo: Nu uh

Iku-chan: Not even a small chance

Kote: Of course we wouldn't

Zukkyun-sama: （ つ Д ｀）

Maimai: You will get over it

Zukkyun-sama: But that means building a bridge and I don't have the upper body strength for it

Nanamin: Kazumin can help you

Kote: Ha nice joke

Zukkyun-sama: Booo so mean~

Ikoma-chan: Kazumin can't be mean she's AMAZING! ＼(◎o◎)／

Maimai: Hey Nanamin you didn't tell me who you liked

Nanamin: I did

Maimai: Did not

Nanamin: did

Maimai: Did not

Sayuringo: Dear lord its like watching children fight

Ikoma-chan: A school yard crush

Kote: Exactly

Maimai:  (?_?)

Iku-chan: I am so tempted just to just say who she likes myself

Wakatsuki: It's going to be a while if someone doesn't push Nanamin to it

Sayuringo: How much longer are we talking another four years?

Zukkyun-sama: Or more

Ikoma-chan: Depressing~

Rekatan: It didn't take Yumi and I that long to be together

Nanamin: That's because the two of you have been eye sexing since the day you met

Sayuringo: So much sexual tension

Kote: How long did it take for Naa-chan and Maiyan?

Iku-chan: It took them a while since Naa-chan like Maiyan from the start remember she wasn't even able to look at her she was that shy

Ikoma-chan: I remember that she even cried at one point at the thought of hugging Maiyan

Zukkyun-sama: My dear little sister thought she was hated for the longest time

Wakatsuki: How did they get together?

Maimai: They never actually said how they kept it silent for a while

Rekatan: Speaking of them where are they all they keep doing is sending the random gibberish

Nanamin: Maiyan said their schedules got canceled due to the traffic so they are spending the day together

Sayuringo: In her apartment?

Nanamin: Yah

Sayuringo: *Covers Iku-chan's eyes* ( ´д)ﾋｿ that explains it then they are doing the deed

Iku-chan:  Hey no fair uncover my eyes I wanna see the rest of the message

Kote: No you are too young

Iku-chan: Oh boooooooo

Rekatan: So they are making whoopee

Ikoma-chan: Naa-chan is too pure for that

Zukkyun-sama: Hanky panky

Ikoma-chan: Naa-chan is still innocent

Maimai: Shaken the sheets

Ikoma-chan: NAA-CHAN IS STILL TOO PURE AND INNOCENT DO NOT CORRUPT HER!

Iku-chan: Corrupt her? Whats the big deal? It just sounds like they are dancing whilst making the bed

Rekatan: Dawwww so innocent

Ikoma-chan: If only you knew!

Iku-chan: So confused

Nanamin: Don't worry about it Iku-chan they are just knocking boots

Iku-chan: Wait so they are cleaning their shoes now?

Wakastuki: No they are do-

Ikoma-chan: DON'T YOU DARE CORRUPT HER!

Sayuringo: Oh how boring

Iku-chan: Come on tell me~

Rekatan: Meet me once our schedules end and I shall explain all

Manatsuislove: I dunno what you guys are on about but if Reika is explaining to must not be good

Sayuringo: Ooooo look who has finally arrived its my sister from another mister

Nanamin: Finally finished rocking the trailer?  (^_-)-☆

Manatsuislove: What?

Maimai: Bedroom rodeo  (^_-)-☆

Manatsuislove: Again what?

Zukkyun-sama:  Bonking  (^_-)-☆

Manatsuislove: Huh?

Kote: Makin’ bacon  (^_-)-☆

Manatsuislove: Nanase~~~~ Do you know what they are on about?

Naa-chan: Nope n-not e-even a little

Sayuringo: Boom-boom

Naa-chan: ???????

Manatsuislove: ????????????????

Nanamin: Scroll up

Naa-chan: I-I don't get it w-whats the deed?

Manatsuislove: Yer whats that?

Rekatan: SEX YOU JUST HAD SEX!

Manatsuislove is offline!

Naa-chan is offline!

Iku-chan: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSSSSSSSSSSS NO I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT AHHHHHHH MY MIND MY INNOCENT MIND!

Wakatsuki: She's breaking down quick someone help!

Zukkyun-sama: It's time for Manaasu! TRANSF-

Iku-chan: It's okay I'm calming down now ....... I think

Zukkyun-sama: So so so mean

Kote: Life is mean

Zukkyun-sama: ..................

Maimai: ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`) Nanamin you didn't tell me who you liked

Nanamin is offline!

Sayuringo: Sooooooooooo when do you think she is gonna confess?

Ikoma-chan: I thought she would have by now

Iku-chan: It's fun teasing her though

Maimai: It's getting frustrating

Kote: It's been four years of course its frustrating

Zukkyun-sama: Why don't you just confess it would be easier

Rekatan: Where is the fun in that?

Wakatsuki: Does her not confessing mean what I think it means?

Maimai: YES OPERATION GET NANAMIN TO FINALLY CONFESS AFTER FOUR YEARS  TO THE HOLY MOTHER OF NOGIZAK46 BECAUSE IT'S TOOK FAR TOO LONG IS A GO GO GO!


TBC ............


A/N: I don't even know ............................ again this wont be updated regularly but I'm having alot of fun with this that why its so quick thanks for everything guys pleas comment!!!!!


@Minjiu: Haha poor Wakatsuki indeed haha Thanks for commenting and reading I hope you enjoyed this


@gee: BOOOOOOOOOOOOM hmm I'm still figuring out pairings mai x nanase then mai x nanamin and kazumin x noujo and wakarei dunno about the others especially Iku-chan any ideas? Kazumin shall get your message next chapter haha I hope your aunt hasn't questioned you too much haha thanks for commenting and reading hope you enjoyed this


@Weirdasspotatoe: They should be a more popular pairing they are adorable together I hope you enjoyed this thanks for everything


@Zurukun13: Glad you like it and Maimai is very blunt haha I don't know why I made her like that haha and yes poor Wakatsuki thanks for reading and commenting hope you enjoyed this


@rizkafarah7: Thanks I know its a pain to find them glad you enjoyed it thanks for commenting and reading I hope you enjoyed this

[Miniju]

Maiyan & Nanasa just epic

Thanks and update soon author-san 

[rizkafarah27]

Wth?! Nanaminn get back here! You didn't confess yet  Thanks for update\:v/

[zurukun13]

  woh woh wooohh... maiyan and nanase very offensive... nanamin where are you~~~?? you didn't confess anything~~~ veryy funny until i can't stop laughing (again)... and iku-chan want to hear the rest... and she breakdown... zukkyun-sama can't do her ultimate attack hahahaha please update another. maimai..... pleasee

[weirdasspotatoe]

Oh god, reika just had to reveal the deed to Ikuchan haha and Nanamin being cornered by everyone. This is really funny, thank you for the update .

[shanju]

I want wakarei, nanamai, and nanamai 2 (?) being lovey dovey always. Even my oshi ikuta doesnt have pair, i really love this fic! You asked about ikuchan pair, maybe you can wrote ikutaxhimetan. I read himetan blog and they are so lovely. Not forget itou karin said in nogichu that ikuta is being lovey dovey with himetan, and like ikoma said iku just listen what himetan said, i think its so cute!
I checked this forum everyday just for find your update or other nogizaka fics update! Please update soon,
A jealousy maiyan/nanase/reika/waka/maimai/nanamin, i want to read that. Hehee
Thankyou author san

[akbdaisuki48]

RFLOL

wait what is this!!
superb!!!! please tell me you'll write moarrr of this

ikuchaaaaaaaaannnnn

[XxRoByNxX78]

•Zukkyun-sama: Akimoto Manatsu
•Sayuringo: Matsumura Sayuri
•Kote: Takayama Kazumi
•Nanamin: Hashimoto Nanami
•Naa-chan: Nishino Nanase
•Rekatan: Sakurai Reika
•Iku-chan: Ikuta Erika
•Maimai: Fukagawa Mai
•Manatsuislove: Shiraishi Mai
•Wakatsuki: Wakatsuki Yumi
•Ikoma-chan: Ikoma Rina

OPERATION G.N.T.F.C.A.F.Y.T.T.H.M.O.N.B.I.T.F.A.R.T.L

Rekatan: Hatsumori Bemars season 2 needs to be a thing

Iku-chan: That would be amazing

Manatsuislove: You know I never liked your skill in that Iku-chan

Iku-chan: ((+_+))

Manatsuislove: Instead of sensing what key the ball was to hit it you should have played the bat like a ukulele and as you strummed the bat the ball could have blown away

Kote: OOOOOOOO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL!

Wakatsuki: Super cool

Iku-chan: I thought we promised not to bring up the ukulele

Ikoma-chan: Nope you said it we never agreed

Iku-chan: *Puts headphones on ignoring everyone* ((d[-_-]b))

Nanamin: Someone needs to man up

Zukkyun-sama: Speaking of manning up when are you going to confess

Nanamin: *Puts headphones on ignoring everyone* ((d[-_-]b))

Sayuringo: Booooo~ how boring of you Nanamin!

Wakatsuki: On the topic of a season 2 though apparently AKB have a new show coming out this month

Manatsuislove: What is it called?

Rekatan: Crow's feet right?

Sayuringo: If they can get a show called Crow's feet we should get a second season of Hatsumori Bemars

Iku-chan: *Removes headphones* It's called Crow's beak not Crow's feet

Ikoma-chan: Both sound weird

Naa-chan: A-Actually it's called Crow's Blood

Zukkyun-sama: Ooooooo see that sounds better than the other suggestions

Kote: Wonder what its about

Wakatsuki: No idea but Miyawaki Sakura-san and Iriyama Anna-san kiss in the trailer and you see Miyawaki's bare back in another trailer

Rekatan: Σ(゜д゜;)

Rekatan: I'M SO WATCHING THAT!

Nanamin: *Removes headphones* (－‸ლ) this captain of ours

Manatsuislove: Are we weird by association?

Wakatsuki: No we are just plain weird

Iku-chan: Fair enough

Maimai is online!

Maimai: Guy's I have a announcement

Sayuringo: NO DON'T GRADUATE!

Iku-chan DON'T LEAVE US HOLY MOTHER!

Wakatsuki: (－‸ლ) How can she graduate again?

Naa-chan: Anything is possible

Manatsuislove: Yer! Maybe she never did graduate maybe it was something we made up!

Maimai: Guy's this is a serious announcement so please listen up

Maimai: I Fukagawa Mai AM OFFICIALLY IN A RELATIONSHIP!

Ikoma-chan: Nope nooooooooooo~ no I will pretend I never read that

Sayuringo: Lying is not something a Holy mother should do Maimai

Rekatan: You should know this!

Zukkyun-sama: So that's why you were acting all weird giggling at your phone when we met up yesterday

Iku-chan: Who's the lucky guy or gal?

Manatsuislove: Is it someone we know?!

Kote: How much do they earn?!

Naa-chan: Are they famous?

Maimai: Yes it is someone you know, its a 'gal', I don't know how much they earn and yes they are famous

Kote: Money is the most important thing （･∀･)つ⑩

Wakatsuki: What about actually liking the person?

Kote: That comes second

Ikoma-chan: Gold digger

Sayuringo: Anyways~ whats their name Maimai?

Maimai: Thats classified

Iku-chan: Come on tell us~

Manatsuislove: please~

Zukkyun-sama: We wont tell anyone

Maimai: What if the conversation gets leaked?

Naa-chan: That could be bad

Manatsuislove: Nanase is right its probably better for you to not tell us

Rekatan: How boring~ （ ´,_ゝ`)

Wakatsuki: It's amazing how you are far more concerned about the conversation being leaked but no pictures of me that are still on Reika's phone

Sayuringo: Gross not this again

Iku-chan: Quick change the subject

Manatsuislove: You know Nanamin has been silent for a while now

Ikoma-chan: Hmm come to think of it she has (*ﾟﾉOﾟ)<ｵｵｵｵｫｫｫｫｫｫｫｰｰｰｰｰｲ! WHERE ARE YOU NANAMIN?!

Kote: DON'T LEAVE US

Rekatan: COME BACK

Zukkyun-sama: HURRY BACK

Nanamin: I'm here calm down children I couldn't find my phone

Manatsuislove: Ha right

Sayuringo: Such a convenient time to loose your phone

Nanamin: What are you implying

Iku-chan: I think you know

Nanamin: ..............................

Maimai: What's wrong?

Nanamin: Nothing

Maimai: Really?

Nanamin: Yes

Maimai: Positive?

Nanamin: Yes

Maimai: Then why do keep answering with one word

Nanamin: Not

Maimai: Are

Nanamin: Not

Maimai: Are

Nanamin: Not

Manatsuislove: I SWEAR I WILL SAY SOMETHING IF NO ONE ELSE DOES

Sayuringo: At this rate we all will

Nanamin: ???

Ikoma-chan: JUST ADMIT IT ALREADY (屮ﾟДﾟ)屮

Rekatan: SAVE US ANOTHER FOUR YEARS AND JUST ADMIT IT BEFORE I CALL OPERATION G.N.T.F.C.A.F.Y.T.T.H.M.O.N.B.I.T.F.A.R.T.L  OVER

Nanamin: What is that?

Ikoma-chan: Ha it says fart

Naa-chan: I didn't realize how long that name was even with acronyms 

Zukkyun-sama: We really should have shortened it

Kote: Who came up with the name?

Sayuringo: That would be everyone's favorite Ringo me

Wakatsuki: Someone else has to pick the name next time

Manatsuislove: Oh I recommenced Iku-chan her operation names can only be as weird as her drawings

Nanamin: Erm guys some explaining

Maimai: They can explain later until then is there anything you want to say?

Nanamin: What is it everyone wants to know?!

Zukkyun-sama: May I?

Rekatan: Go for it

Zukkyun-sama: MAIMAI LIKES YOU DUMB DUMB AND YOU LIKE MAIMAI SHE ISN'T IN A RELATIONSHIP!

Nanamin is offline!

Maimai: Should I be worried?

Naa-chan: Nope

Maimai: Why?

Wakatsuki: Because Nanamin just ran out of practice even though she had only just arrived

Maimai: Which means?

Iku-chan: YOU GOT YOUR GIRL!

Maimai: FINALLY!

Rekatan: OPERATION G.N.T.F.C.A.F.Y.T.T.H.M.O.N.B.I.T.F.A.R.T.L IS A SUCCESS!


TBC ..........


A/N: I really question my sanity when I write this .... anyways hope you enjoyed it thanks for everything until next time


@Miniju: Thanks for reading and commenting I am glad you liked it hope you enjoyed this too and haha they need to watch where they put their phones next time


@rizkafahara27: Well its not a confession but hey its something haha thanks for reading and commenting hope you enjoyed it


@Zurukun13: Manatsu shall never be able to do her special attack haha and Iku-chan is too innocent haha cant have her seeing that stuff well reading haha Nanamin came back though so it should be all good and I'm glad you found it to be funny thanks for reading and commenting hope you enjoyed this chapter


@Weirdasspotatoe: It felt right that Reika would be the one to say it haha thanks for reading and commenting hope you enjoyed this too


@Shanju: Himetan for Iku-chan hmmm I like the idea I could have fun with that thanks and jealous pairings hmm I will see what I can do for you and now we have Nanamai x2 and Wakarei thanks for reading and commenting hope you enjoyed this I'm glad that you look out for this fic


@akbdaisuki48: I honestly have no idea what this I sorta just write and this is somehow the result haha thanks for commenting and reading