Here come another one, wich needs it's own post:
Imagine:
the Terminator taking the wrong door into the right store!
Terminator: "
The 'Egao no Kimi wa Taiyou sa' Single."
Shop Clerk: "
That's Morning Musume. Comes with 'Kimi no Kawari wa Iyashinai' . You can go original or karaoke."
Terminator: "
The 'tiki bun limited edition B'."
Shop Clerk: "
These are brand new. We just got them in. You put it into the player, press the button and put the speakers where you want the noise to go. Can't miss your neighbor...anything else?"
Terminator: "
A M14 single with no auto-tune."
Shop Clerk: "
Ey, just what you see pal..."
Terminator: "
The 'furusato' 8 centimeter."
Shop Clerk: "
You know your idols buddy! These are recycle but top condition."
Terminator: "
The Sayumi Michishige 'Give me more love' official silicone wristband."
Shop Clerk: "
Anyone of these is ideal to live a life as a wota. So wich one shall it be?"
Terminator: "
All."
Shop Clerk: "
I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the wristband but the Cds you can take right now. "
(terminator puts the Tiki bun into a Cd-player on the counter)
Shop Clerk: "
Hey! You can't do that!"
Terminator: (presses 'play') "
Wrong!"
"TIKI BUN! TIKI BUN!">>> So, the Terminator is wota now, no nuclear war & Morning Musume saved the world once again!