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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 20 Updated
« Reply #120 on: December 06, 2009, 01:33:49 PM »
oHhhh~~ I'm going with Eri on the phone as well :P

Wondering what Jun is calling Reina for~



I know i shouldn't.... but i keep having this feeling as if Gaki-san and Eri is like having an affair~ LOL~

Gaki-san telling Reina to move on while she hides Eri in Korea~ [OK~ now i'm turning into a moron too  XD]

*Speaking Korean*
Eri: How is the plan going on?
Gaki: Great.. She even slept with a giant panda
Eri: ..........Did she get squashed?
Gaki:..........No
Eri: Anyway Take her out for a walk, won't you?

*Gaki placed kitty Reina in handbag*


Sorry~ cannot help but join in the fun too~

 :on chew: Don't bite me~!

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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 20 Updated
« Reply #121 on: December 07, 2009, 01:10:51 PM »
Eri: Please check up on her Gaki-han, distract her, make her have some fun while I'm here all alone and dying.   :D
*Gaki-han goes to Reina's apartment*
Eri: Is she still alive?   XD


Gaki: I think so. Hold on a sec *peeks inside again to confirm* Yup she's still alive.
Eri: Good. Take her out for a walk, won't you?
Gaki: Okay (thinking: hmm...how do you take a kitty out for a walk?)
Eri: Oh don't forget to fedex me the umeboshi. I'm dying here without my snacks.
Gaki: ...


*Speaking Korean*
Eri: How is the plan going on?
Gaki: Great.. She even slept with a giant panda
Eri: ..........Did she got squashed?
Gaki:..........No
Eri: Anyway Take her out for a walk, won't you?

*Gaki placed kitty Reina in handbag*


:rofl: lol, I laughed so hard reading this  XD You can do an alterative ending! :lol:


Hmm I really have to stop being a moron. Sorry Treykun!
Sumimasen Author-san  :kneelbow:
Sorry~ cannot help but join in the fun too~

Nah, don't worry, I love that kind of comments. They've made my day XD

So, as lil_hamz says, this suppose to be serious and sad (Yeah, right XD), so I'll post the next chapter in a minute.

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« Reply #122 on: December 07, 2009, 01:27:52 PM »
Well, I usually update daily, but since this is the last week of final exams, I'll disappear until the friday... and probably someone will want to kill me for that, after reading this chapter But at least this chapter is longer than the others...

So here it is:

CHAPTER 21

“What’s up, Jun?”

“Nothing new. What are you doing? And moreover, what are you going to do?” She asks sceptically.

“I don’t know what I’m going to do yet… I don’t know what to tell her… And right now I’m going out with Gaki.”

“With Gaki?!” She yells.

“Yeah, but why do you have to yell?!” I ask annoyed one more time.

“I don’t know…” She says and starts giggling. “Are you going to tell her about your plan?”

“Yes, well…”

“You know that she’s going to say to you that you shouldn’t go, right?” She cuts me off.

“Yeah, I know… But I want to say this to her, she said to me that I can trust in her.” I say with my most sincere voice.

“I know… I mean, that I know that you can trust in her. But don’t let her change your mind! I’ve passed a bad time trying to make you realise that you have to get Eri back…” She says starting to panic.

“Ya, I know. But don’t worry… I won’t listen to her if she tells me to not do it.” I reply.

“Phew, it’s relieving to hear that… But remember what you have just said, huh?”

“Yeah, yeah, don’t worry.” I sigh. “How many times do I have to repeat it, Jun?”

“Don’t know. Hey, by the way, where’s Gaki? You’re not talking about this with me in front of her, right?” She asks.

“Of course not! She has gone for a moment, she had a call.” I reply.

“Eh? A call? And why she had to go outside to talk?” Good point…

“I don’t know. It seemed important…”

“Important like Kamei-san?” Another good point…

“What do you mean? I didn’t even think of that.” I answer.

“Maybe it was Eri…” Perhaps…

“Nah, I don’t think so. I called her earlier.”

“Ehhh?! You called her?! When was that?!” She yells surprised.

“Before you called the first time today…” I answer.

“And why didn’t you tell me?!” Good question…

“Bah, she didn’t answer, so I don’t see big deal.”

“I see… But it’s weird, she always run to answer her calls… and runs even more if you’re who is calling.” Yeah, indeed…

“Yeah, that’s what I thought. But I guess she was busy… Or maybe she didn’t want to talk with me…” I say sadly.

“Oh, come on, don’t be like that. I’m sure that if she couldn’t answer, it’s probably something huge… But well, why are we always changing the subject? Whatever, I’ve been thinking about your mother.” She says.

“Oh, and what do you think I should do?”

“I think you should say the truth…” Interesting…

“I’ve been thinking in that too… and I guess that it’s the best that I can do…”

“Yes… I think your mother won’t stop you. After all, she’s your mother, she won’t do anything that can hurt you.” I guess that it’s true.

“True… Well, for now I’ll think about how I’m going to tell Gaki… I guess that this is my chance to tell her…” I hear a murmur in the background…

“Ok, I feel more relaxed now…” Another murmur… I think it’s Lin again. “I have to go, I‘ll call you later to see if you have fixed it. See you!”

“Bye…”

Bah, I guess that there’s nothing to talk with Gaki. I’ll say to her I’m going to Korea, she’ll say that I can’t, we’ll argue… And we’ll have to see what happens next…

I can’t wait to talk with Eri…

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Where the hell is she?! She said that she was going outside for a moment and at least half an hour has passed! And my mother hasn’t come back yet…

I’m starting to get impatient… I want to say to them what I’m going to do…

Whatever, I’m going to search for her.

I stand up, take my boots and open the door. But once I step one foot outside of the apartment, I see Gaki leading her head on the corridor’s wall… I can just see her back, so I approach to her…

She’s sobbing and muttering something. Oh my god, she’s crying so hard… The floor is totally soaked from her tears… But why is she crying?

I approach to her a little more… She doesn’t notice me, but I can hear clearly what she’s muttering…

“Eri… N-no…”

I stay there paralyzed.

Has she just say “Eri”? W-what this means? What has happened?

“Why…” Why what? I’m starting to panic…

“Risa, what…”

She turns around and quickly wipes away her tears.

“Reina…”

“What has happened?” I ask… I’m scared, this is something related to Eri…

“…” She keeps in silence…

“Risa…”

“…”

I look at her, what if something has happened to her? I’m tired of all the secrets that they’ve got…

I observe her… She doesn’t even dare to look at me… Why they just can’t stop hiding things to me? Something huge has happened… and she doesn’t tell me… This is the last thing I expected from Risa since she told me that I could trust in her…

I start to cry too… I cannot believe they’re doing this to me… again…

“You know what? I’m tired of your stupid secrets. Goodbye.” I say, leading towards the door. “And you know? I was going to go to Korea, to be with Eri, but I’m stating to regret it…”

“Reina… You can’t go to Korea…” She says…

“I knew you were going to say that!” I yell, slamming the door and leaving her outside.

“Reina! Listen!” She yells knocking the door. She seems to be less affected, but it’s obvious that she’s hiding something since her voice is trembling.

“What?!”

“Yes, I wouldn’t let you go to Korea. I would never let you do such a stupid thing! But…” She starts to cry again.

“But what?!” I yell from the other side of the door.

“But… But maybe I’d let you in other situation… Now there’s no way you can go…”

“And why’s that?!” I ask sceptically.

“…” No response…

“Risa! If you want to say something just say it! I’m listening!” I yell at the top of my lungs. “But of course you won’t say anything! I don’t know even how many times we’ve got this conversation… And you never say a single thing!”

“…” No response…

“See… That’s the only thing you do, keep in silent, though you know perfectly how much this affects me…” I say starting to sob again.

“…” No response…

“You won’t answer to me, will you? That’s it… I’m leaving…” She said I can trust in her… I guess that I can’t…

“No! Reina, wait!” She yells desperately. “I know that we’ve been hiding things to you but…”

“But?!” I yell. “Is there always a “but” with you two?! Why do you use that word as an excuse?!”

“I don’t know… I know this hasn’t got an excuse…” She makes a long pause… “It’s just… We’ve been hiding things… a lot of things, and I admit it… And we did that to protect you…” Eh?

“To protect me? From what?” I ask suggestive.

“That call…” So JunJun was right…

“From who was it? From Eri?”

“No, it wasn’t from Eri…” So…

“And if it wasn’t from Eri… Why are you talking about that call?” I ask losing my patience.

“…” I thought she was ready to talk right now…

“Risa...”

“It was from the hospital…”

“…” Now I’m the one who is silent.

I feel my tears starting to fall again… Has something really happened to her?

I open the door abruptly, to face Risa…

“It’s Eri… She’s dead.”

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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #123 on: December 07, 2009, 01:45:39 PM »
I KNEW IT!!!

 :fainted: :fainted: :fainted: :fainted: :fainted: :fainted: :fainted: :fainted:


So... the story continues.............

*Speaking Korean*
Eri: Tell her i'm dead
Gaki: ....... do we have to be this extreme?
Eri: Tell her in a nice way will you~? *In a very sweet pleasing voice*
Gaki:..............

*Takes Reina out of handbag*

Gaki: Reina....... You know Eri.......................SHE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE DIE A PAIN AND HORRIBLE DEATH!!!


Anyway~ good luck for your exams!!  :D

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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #124 on: December 07, 2009, 02:02:16 PM »
 :scared:  :mon freeze:  :imdead:

*grabs an oxygen mask*  :frustrated:  OMG  :tantrum:  OMG  :mon whine:


Wait until your exam is over because you are so dead   :mon annoy:  and Good luck, may Eri's spirit guide you all throughout your finals and may she whisper the answers :grin:



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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #125 on: December 07, 2009, 02:24:40 PM »
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“It’s Eri… She’s dead.”
Oh Eri's dead already :on drink:
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EHHHH ERI'S DEAD ALREADY?!?! :on spit: Did she choke on the umeboshi? Knew should have told Risa not to send too many snacks over to Korea



Wait until your exam is over because you are so dead
That's right young man. You better come back after your exams :scolding: Or Eri's spirit will haunt your sleep (frankly that's not really a bad thing :on gay:)
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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #126 on: December 07, 2009, 03:42:57 PM »
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“It’s Eri… She’s dead.”
:cool2: :stoned: :stunned:
 
Whut? :err: Whut? :badluck:  Wutwutwut?

:OMG: :frustrated: :gyaaah:  :pleeease: :scared: :fainted: :imdead:

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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #127 on: December 07, 2009, 05:13:12 PM »
EH?! ... and here I was thinking Reina would go over to Korea then find out Eri's either dying or dead...

WHY'D YOU KILL ERIIIII!!!!!!!

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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #128 on: December 07, 2009, 07:31:05 PM »
 :( i guess i should have saw this coming, well i want to see how this story will end
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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #129 on: December 08, 2009, 01:19:40 AM »
ERI!! NOOOOO!!!  :pleeease:

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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #130 on: December 09, 2009, 05:44:48 PM »
So... the story continues.............

*Speaking Korean*
Eri: Tell her i'm dead
Gaki: ....... do we have to be this extreme?
Eri: Tell her in a nice way will you~? *In a very sweet pleasing voice*
Gaki:..............

*Takes Reina out of handbag*

Gaki: Reina....... You know Eri.......................SHE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE DIE A PAIN AND HORRIBLE DEATH!!!



Reina: Froze   :mon freeze:
Risa:Upon seeing the kitten’s poor reaction *Does her trademark smile* "Was it convincing?"   :mon lol:
Reina: Dumbfounded  :stunned:
Risa: Does the Usa-chan pisu pose  :k-thrilled:
Reina: “Wait here”  :on speedy:
Risa: Nods  :yep:
Reina: Runs and goes to rndmnwierd’s Black and Blue, borrows Sayu’s machete and runs back, stares at Risa twisted-ly   :shifty:


TBC YTTC Your Turn To Continue   :D  until author-san's in  :D   if anyone wants, that is  XD

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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #131 on: December 10, 2009, 02:40:14 AM »
What the hell?  :shocked...  Is Eri dead?  :shocked  OH F*ck!!!!!!...  :OMG: :OMG: :OMG: :OMG: :OMG: :OMG:
WHY?!!!  Why the hell Eri dies in every fic?  :cry: :cry:
Well, I hope that only be a Reina's nightmare . :bow:

ps: por favor que resucite Eri, por favor que resucite Eri, por favor que Eri resucite 

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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #132 on: December 10, 2009, 02:47:31 AM »
*Speaking Korean*
Gaki: ERI! HELPP!!!! THAT CRAZY WOMAN IS CHASING ME WITH A MACHETE!!!
Eri: What is a machete?
Gaki: YOU KNOW!! Those knife they use to chop a BIG BIG WATERMELON into 2?
Eri: OHHH! Gaki-san! Ganbatte!! Ganbatte! :onioncheer:
Gaki: that is soooo helpful ARHHH!! SHE FREAKING ALMOST SLASH ME! SHE IS FOR REAL!
Eri: You know.. you can do what you do to her the other time....when she was after me...in amEthysx's Esmerelda
Gaki: RIGHT! *snapped her fingers*

The next sound was a LOUD bang

After a moment of silent... It was followed by a LOUD LOUD sliding sound

Gaki smirked

amEthystx: Gaki-san...don't be too happy~ LOOK UP!

*Falling machete!*





YTTC~  :P

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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #133 on: December 10, 2009, 03:52:15 AM »
Please tell me Reina is just having one of those 'moments' and this isn't real?? No, I'm convinced it's not real. Eri, come out of your hiding spot already!!!!!!!




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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #134 on: December 10, 2009, 11:27:12 AM »
WHAT?!?!?!?!

Eri's dead?!?!?!? Already? :P This can't be true right? I mean, I mean...we need Tanakamei to live happily ever after. Where's the fairytale ending??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *bawls* :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

I can't believe Eri died without anyone by her side. That's so pitiful and lonely!!!

Seems like a lot of people are on your tale author-san. And I'm gonna be one of them too :grin:

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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #135 on: December 10, 2009, 12:23:20 PM »
Risa: “Oh-ohw”   :shock:

But before THE machete landed on her trademarked brows, she snapped her fingers for the second time and there, THE so called machete evaporated into glittery silver particles and said particles dances like stars whilst being pulled by gravity in a very very very slow motion.


Reina: “Oh”   :gmon blonde:  uttered Reina while her jaw dropped on the floor

After regaining her composure while rubbing her reddened temple courtesy of the impact, she clenched her teeth in annoyance and displaying her newly reborn fangs on the process, thanks to someone’s c*m and blood of Estrea’s Gegenschein, they’re now in working condition.


Risa: “Yippey”  :gmon twirl:

She dances while waiting for the particles to land, but before she realized it, because of the gust of wind, almost all landed on her eyes.

Risa: “ITAI YO, BAKA”    :dizzy:  (she really said that, from one of the concerts fan mic recording)


Reina: “My turn. I’m so going to umm... *remembers amEthystx's shared vid* I'm so going to make you ‘rape me in my thighs’” Muahahaha  :mon evil:


YTTC  :grin:

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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #136 on: December 11, 2009, 10:24:14 PM »
I've survived my exams!!  :farofflook:

Wait until your exam is over because you are so dead
That's right young man. You better come back after your exams :scolding: Or Eri's spirit will haunt your sleep

Well, seems like I wasn't going to survive anyways...  :imdead:

YTTC!!!!  XD
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Loved it! The rape me in my thighs part cracked me up  :on lol:

Ok, replies...

@amEthystx: It was obvious, right?? But the life continues...  :cry:
@kRisZ: Yeah, she did... but however, the teachers in my university just love to don't let us pass our exams, so...  :smoke:
@badsaints: Of course it isn't a bad thing!! :lol: I'd be the happiest guy in the world if she does that  XD
@rndm: Shock!! Ok, I have to control myself... I'm going to kill someone with this...
@stefy: I know, I'm bad... I killed Eri! I beg you pardon...  :cry:
@kurosawa: Who knows... Maybe this will have a happy ending...
@Swtme: I see, another shock...
@Michi.Pinku: Good question... I wonder why Eri dies always too... :mon sweat: Resucitarla? Madre mía, eso sí que sería un shock  XD
@aussie: Woah, what kind of "moments"? :lol:
@Hammy: Hey, maybe there's a fairytale ending!! Oh, you're going to join them too?? Cool, this YTTC thing is getting more and more interesting  XD

Well, I'll post the chapter 22 now, and I'll finish this fic soon... Now I'm on holidays so...

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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 21
« Reply #137 on: December 11, 2009, 10:35:12 PM »
CHAPTER 22

“It’s Eri… She’s dead.”

“…” …

“R-Reina?”

“…” …

“Reina?”

“…” Have I… heard right?

“Reina…”

“Risa… Have you just say…”

“Yes.”

I feel how the world squashes me… and I just start to cry hysterically…

“Reina!”

“…”

“Reina…”

“…”

Is she really dead? Or is it a horrible joke…

“Reina… please…”

“Risa…” I sob. “Is this really true?”

“Yes…” She says looking at the ground as she also starts to cry.

Is this what they’ve been hiding? But how…?

“How could you been hiding this to me?!” I yell as I run towards my bedroom, locking me inside.

“Reina! Open the door!” She demands.

I sit in a corner and hug my knees… and I cry more and more…

When Eri left, I thought I will never be as hurt as I was that day… but I guess I was wrong…

They’ve hiding this to me…

This…

How could they?

I don’t know… Now I can’t think about anything… I just want to cry…

“Why Risa…?” I sob. “Why have you been hiding this…? Why were you always pushing me away…?”

“It was the best that we could do…”

“…” I don’t understand that…

“Reina… do you remember when you and Ai were jealous of Eri and me?” She asks with a guilty tone of voice.

And the memories start bombing me…

Three months ago:

“Hmpf…”

“What is it Ai-chan?” I ask.

“Look at Risa, it’s like she’s flirting with her…” She says annoyed.

“With who? Awe, is the leader jealous?”

“Oh yes, and what about you? Look with who she’s flirting…” She says in a teasing mode.

“Oh fuck…” I exclaim as I see Gaki playing a stupid game with Eri… And Ai’s right… she’s being too amorous with her…

“See…”

“Tell your girlfriend that she should control herself!” I say as Risa embraces Eri from behind.

“I can ask you the same, Tanaka!”

And we start to argue, but soon they interrupt us…

“Hey you two, what are you talking about?”

“About our things…” Ai replies to Risa.

“I see…” Gaki says giving her girlfriend an amused look. “Well, sorry Tanakacchi, but I have to take Ai with me to do the leader and subleader business. See you later, girls!”

When they’re gone, Eri starts to laugh as she puts her arms around my waist, pulling me closer to her.

“Awww, is my kitty jealous?”

“Should I be?!” I ask sceptically, looking at her wide eyed.

“Hey, I didn’t mean that!” She laughs. “C’mon! We were just playing…!”

“Wait a minute! I never said I was jealous…” I cut her off.

“Sure, you weren’t…” She says sarcastically.

“Ok, I was… just a little. But I’ve got the right to be! You’re always doing your stuff or your radio program, and you always leave me away…”

“Hey, that’s not true!” She exclaims. “We don’t do that…”

“Yes, you do!” I state firmly, and she looks at me with a pensive gaze…

“Ok, ok… From now on… I promise I won’t leave you away anymore!”

“Really?”

“Really, really…”


… Of course I remember that day.

“Yes…” I sob one more time… “That day she promised she wouldn’t leave me away again…”

“And she lied, Reina…” She says sadly.

“Yes…” I say trying to wipe my tears… but it’s futile since I can’t stop crying… “But it’s hard to believe you’re the one saying that…”

“I’m saying it because I have to…”

“…” I’m listening to her… But I just can think on Eri…

Why she has gone…?

“Reina… I… I don’t know how to say this to you…” She mutters.

“…”

“Eri wanted to say this to you...”

“…”

“But I didn’t let her…”

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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 22 Updated
« Reply #138 on: December 12, 2009, 12:15:38 AM »
Hmm what was Eri suppose to say  :?
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Re: Broken Promises (TanaKame Fanfic) Chapter 22 Updated
« Reply #139 on: December 12, 2009, 04:15:35 AM »
Yeee~~~y!!!
Right now, I wanna slap Risa  :D
sadas XD No it's only a joke!

I guess that it's not a nightmare after all.  :cry:
Poor Kame, she's dead again.

Supongo que Eri es algo matable XD ~~ por un raro motivo siempre termina muerta.
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