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This is where the readers and writers unite, I hope  :grin:

YTTC stands for Your Turn To Continue. This started at Treykun’s Broken Promises. The below quoted comments originated from there. Copied and pasted in hopes that the randomness and laugh will continue  :nervous

Basically this is a no plot, no direction fiction. Everyone, both writers and readers, can add a line, or two or a paragraph, however you like it. Just make sure it connects from the previous post first and you can change the setting afterward if you want. You can even turn the story 360 degrees or 180 or 45 or 12.23 or 11.11 or 10.20 or 9.14 or 7.15 or 7.13 or 3.11 or 2.11 or 1.12 or any numbers whichever you prefer  XD  :yep:

Awesome Writers, douzo yoroshiku  :kneelbow:

Avid Readers, Commenter and Lurkers, this is our chance  fight~o!  douzo yoroshiku  :kneelbow:


Throw in your random thoughts here  :D



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AND SO THE SAGA BEGINS

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Eri: Please check up on her Gaki-han, distract her, make her have some fun while I'm here all alone and dying.  
*Gaki-han goes to Reina's apartment*
Eri: Is she still alive?  


Gaki: I think so. Hold on a sec *peeks inside again to confirm* Yup she's still alive.
Eri: Good. Take her out for a walk, won't you?
Gaki: Okay (thinking: hmm...how do you take a kitty out for a walk?)
Eri: Oh don't forget to fedex me the umeboshi. I'm dying here without my snacks.
Gaki: ...


*Speaking Korean*
Eri: How is the plan going on?
Gaki: Great.. She even slept with a giant panda
Eri: ..........Did she get squashed?
Gaki:..........No
Eri: Anyway Take her out for a walk, won't you?

*Gaki placed kitty Reina in handbag*


*Speaking Korean*
Eri: Tell her i'm dead
Gaki: ....... do we have to be this extreme?
Eri: Tell her in a nice way will you~? *In a very sweet pleasing voice*
Gaki:..............

*Takes Reina out of handbag*

Gaki: Reina....... You know Eri.......................SHE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE DIE A PAIN AND HORRIBLE DEATH!!!


Reina: Froze   :mon freeze:
Risa:Upon seeing the kitten’s poor reaction *Does her trademark smile* "Was it convincing?"   :mon lol:
Reina: Dumbfounded  :stunned:
Risa: Does the Usa-chan pisu pose  :k-thrilled:
Reina: “Wait here”  :on speedy:
Risa: Nods  :yep:
Reina: Runs and goes to rndmnwierd’s Black and Blue, borrows Sayu’s machete and runs back, stares at Risa twisted-ly   :shifty:


*Speaking Korean*
Gaki: ERI! HELPP!!!! THAT CRAZY WOMAN IS CHASING ME WITH A MACHETE!!!
Eri: What is a machete?
Gaki: YOU KNOW!! Those knife they use to chop a BIG BIG WATERMELON into 2?
Eri: OHHH! Gaki-san! Ganbatte!! Ganbatte! :onioncheer:
Gaki: that is soooo helpful ARHHH!! SHE FREAKING ALMOST SLASH ME! SHE IS FOR REAL!
Eri: You know.. you can do what you do to her the other time....when she was after me...in amEthysx's Esmerelda
Gaki: RIGHT! *snapped her fingers*

The next sound was a LOUD bang

After a moment of silent... It was followed by a LOUD LOUD sliding sound

Gaki smirked

amEthystx: Gaki-san...don't be too happy~ LOOK UP!

*Falling machete!*


Risa: “Oh-ohw”   :shock:

But before THE machete landed on her trademarked brows, she snapped her fingers for the second time and there, THE so called machete evaporated into glittery silver particles and said particles dances like stars whilst being pulled by gravity in a very very very slow motion.


Reina: “Oh”   :gmon blonde:  uttered Reina while her jaw dropped on the floor

After regaining her composure while rubbing her reddened temple courtesy of the impact, she clenched her teeth in annoyance and displaying her newly reborn fangs on the process, thanks to someone’s c*m and blood of Estrea’s Gegenschein, they’re now in working condition.


Risa: “Yippey”  :gmon twirl:

She dances while waiting for the particles to land, but before she realized it, because of the gust of wind, almost all landed on her eyes.

Risa: “ITAI YO, BAKA”    :dizzy:  (she really said that, from one of the concerts fan mic recording)


Reina: “My turn. I’m so going to umm... *remembers amEthystx's shared vid* I'm so going to make you ‘rape me in my thighs’” Muahahaha  :mon evil:


*Reina ran after Risa, attempting to rape her in her thighs*
Gaki: ERI!! HELP!!!!!
Eri: remember the letter?

*Gaki emergency brakes*

Gaki: It's from Eri
Reina: It's in Korean...Read it for me

*Reads....*

Reina

I'm sorry i have to be gone... I know... I CHEATED ON YOU WITH RISA


Reina: YOU ARE SO DEAD....
Gaki: ERI! What the HELL you wrote that for!?
Eri: You need to cut down some weight... Enjoy!


Reina: *Grabs Risa while she’s distracted*

Risa: *Reaction queen mode* “ENJOY!?!  She’s raping my thighs only!”




In case you are wondering where kRisZ got the raping in thigh thing~ LOL~




After watching this, my YTTC will make more sense to you~ =X




Eri: How did she even caught up with you? Reina is really..... SLOW
Risa: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO THE IMPORTANT POINT?!
Eri: Curiosity kills the cat
Risa: RIGHT! REINA! LOOK THERE! *pointing behind Reina* There is a camel up the hill!
Reina: WHERE!?

*Risa sneaked away*

Reina: HEY YOU!

*Risa got on cab*

Risa: And will you GONG LI with me! BYE!!


Reina’s now fuming

Reina: &%*^@$%  :angry:

After she uttered some curses a blinding lightning struck and a deafening thunder followed. A round-like mist formed afterward. It cracked and a wiggling bike riding raven haired girl emerged.


Raven haired girl: UWAH! Grandpa!  :panic:

Reina: By reflex, runs to the side of the road  :mon rush:

Raven haired girl: Brake!  :frustrated:

Reina: ...  :mon freeze:

Raven haired girl: Where the hell am I?   :mon fierce:

Reina: ...  :mon freeze:

Raven haired girl: This ain’t writerjunkie’s The Gatekeeper?!  :mon annoy:

Reina: ..?  :mon huh:

After collecting her self from being so flabbergasted an idea struck   :w00t:

Reina: Can I borrow your bike  :mon heh:

Raven haired girl: ..?! :stoned:


*Reina expects for an answer*

Raven haired girl: No, you can’t…?!

Reina: That’s too bad…

*Reina pushes the raven haired girl out of the bike*

Raven haired girl: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?! Damn you, you yankii!!

Reina: Sorry, it’s a vital situation. Bye bye…

Raven haired girl: Come back here!!!

*Reina follows the cab*

Reina: Damn you, Niigaki!! I will hunt chu down!!


*Reina follows the cab*

Reina: Damn you, Niigaki!! I will hunt chu down!! <- ADD the *i will hunt CHU down* hand sign!

*Cab driver started singing*

Driver: Oyee oyEe oYee oyeE.....a a a a a.....ohyEe ohyEe ohyEe oyEe oyEe...a A a A.....hooOOooOOoo hoo hoo..... BABEH......oooOOOoooooOOoo oo oo tuts my....... aaaAAaaaaAAAaaa aah aah uhaughh come on and give me water dessERt!

*Risa jumps off the cab*

Risa: MY EARS! Arrrhhh! REINA! REINA! PLEASE... PLEASE kill me!


YTTC  :grin:



Everyone yoroshiku onegaishimasu  :kneelbow:

*Grabs the unsuspecting amEthystx, badsaints and Treykun and forces them to bow*
Me: “bow deeper and longer, it will make your devoted fans to give in”
*releases the dumbfounded trio, takes a mark and runs fast for dear life*
 :k-thrilled:  peace  :D




I think we should use different color for the story so that the story lines can easily be spotted, ne~?

« Last Edit: January 12, 2010, 03:54:52 PM by kRisZ »

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One fine day..the girls that was originally on a trip to holiday found themselves on a deserted island....

The only thing that filled the large empty room was a table with bags...

And a note that says.....

*Battle Royale 3*


LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!


Signing off: amEthystx (girls...enjoy the ride!)




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So i got the ball rolling~! Nice plot ain't it?  :twisted:

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« Last Edit: December 22, 2009, 02:46:52 AM by amEthystx »

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That’s action packed, bloody, trust no one, bloody, betrayal, bloody, dreadful, bloody idea...  :scared:  can I say ewwww..?  :P Since you’re on the writers’ side, why don’t you do the honors in starting the convo and we’ll (looks around) follow  :mon heh:  I have an idea in mind  :glasses:  :twisted:

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I have an idea in mind

An idea, huh? :kekeke: I've got one too... :twisted:

We'll see where this is leading... WE WANT BLOOD!! XD

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LOL~ I was hoping someone can continue from where i left off...  :P OK~ Here i GO!


Speaker: blar blar blar *Rules of Battle Royale* blar blar blar... grab a bag and get out of this building.. your collar will explode in 10min time if you're still within 50m radius of this building..... *EVIL LAUGHTER*

All: EH~!!!! NOooooooo...


*Grabbing the bags randomly...they all scramble out of the building*

Eri Sayu and Reina ran together in a group


Eri:You two are unbelievably slow... we almost didn't make it 
Sayu: that's because you have a pair of elephant thighs to support you

Eri: Baboon butt face! :mon butt:

Sayu: Eleplant thighs! :mon nyah:

Reina:Cut it out! :temper:

Eri & Sayu: WONKY EYES!

Reina: :mon wtfmm:   :mon zoom:

Eri & Sayu: SORRY! :mon slapself:

Reina: Let's check the bags~ :mon annoy:

Sayu: I got a whip and a....................cocktail waitress bunny suit?

Eri: Ninja Turtle Shell!?

Reina: Hasta la vista, baby *Reina loads her Shotgun* :mon uggh:




LOL~ Please don't kill them~ XD YTTC

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Eri & Sayu: WONKY EYES!

Reina: :mon wtfmm:   :mon zoom:

Hahaha damn  :twothumbs



It was already dusk, and not so far from the Rokkies’ location, a certain brunette girl ran as fast as she could  :on speedy:   ‘no stopping’ that’s what she had in mind, until she tripped over something and landed face first.

Brunette Girl: "What the heck!"   :shock:

She couldn’t make out what was it, all she could recognize was that it was soft and firm at the same time. She then got up and in self defense mode   :mon kungfu:

The Something: "Itai", she cried in pain while rubbing her behind  :gyaaah:

Brunette Girl: "Aichan?"   :stunned:

The Something: "Gakisan?"  :mon huh:

Risa: Oh it was THE Aibutt <-- Risa's thought :mon mischief:  :mon lol:  :twisted:



YTTC  :grin:


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LOL~ Please don't kill them~  YTTC

I only know one murderer in the house  XD   I hope she'll join in sooner or later  :nervous  when she does, *whispers~ please tell her don't kill anyone*  :D

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Back again to the Rokkies' location...

Reina: Hasta la vista, baby *Reina loads her Shotgun* :mon uggh:
Eri & Sayu: OMFG!!! :scared:
Reina: Who have you called WONKY EYES?!?!?!
Eri: Sayu, RUN!!!

*Eri and Sayumi runaway from Reina, but suddenly they trip and fall on top of something*

Risa: AICHAN!!!! THIS ISN'T THE MOMENT TO DO THAT!!!!
Ai: Eh?!?!?!?!
Risa: And since when are you so heavy?!?!
Eri & Sayu: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!
Risa: Oh!! So it was you!! :mon sweat:
Ai: Why were you running?
Eri: REINA'S TRYING TO KILL US!!!!
Risa: What?! Why's this girl always trying to kill someone?!
Sayu: How did you survive last time?
Risa: I told her that there was a camel up a hill...

*Reina enters in the scene, panting because of the run*

Reina: YOU'RE ALL SO DEAD!!


YTTC XD

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Risa: AICHAN!!!! THIS ISN'T THE MOMENT TO DO THAT!!!!

So when's the right time huh Risa?  :twisted:


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Risa: I told her that there was a camel up a hill...

OMG Bringing that up again is so brilliant  XD

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Reina: You're all so dead!

Everyone: Nooo!

*They run away*

*As Reina goes to follow, suddenly a camel walks out of the foliage and knocks her down*

Gaki-san: Ha!


Couldn't resist!

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*As Reina goes to follow, suddenly a camel walks out of the foliage and knocks her down*

Gaki-san: Ha!
:rofl: Great!! XD



Risa: Ha! *Laughs*
Eri: Gaki don’t laugh and keep running!!
Ai: Yeah, she could wake up in a minute!!

*They run faster*

Sayu: Girls, what have you got in your bags?!
Ai: What about you?!
Sayu: I’ve got a whip and a cocktail waitress bunny suit…
Eri: And I’ve got a ninja turtle shell…

*Ai opens her bag…*

Ai: I’ve got a… a MICKEY MOUSE STUFFED TOY?!
Risa: OMG HOW CUTE!!!!!!!! We should change bags, Ai-chan!!
Ai: Ok, but what have you got?

*Risa opens her bag…*

Risa: A CHAINSAW?!?!


It's official... I'm hooked to this!! XD

YTTC
« Last Edit: December 22, 2009, 11:49:11 PM by Treykun »

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*Suddenly, out of nowhere, Junx2 swoops out of the trees, Tarzan style, and makes a grab for the chainsaw*

Jun:With this, no one will be able to beat me.

*She lands in the middle of the path, blows a raspberry and scampers away*

Risa: Uh?

*She looks down at the chainsaw still in her hands. Then she realizes that Jun just took the cute Mickey Mouse plushie!*

Risa: Jun Jun! *revs chainsaw angrily* Come back here with that!!

*She gives chase. The other three just look at each other in confusion, before facepalming.*

Ai: Gaki-san! Wait for me!

*They run off*

[Meanwhile, Reina...]

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[Meanwhile, Reina...]



Reina's Monologue

*Wakes up*  O0

“Urgh… where am I?”   :dunno:

*looks around penguin style*  :pen_whirl:

“Oh there’s a camel up a hill”   :w00t:

*looks around again*  :pen_whirl:

“OMG a shotgun!?”  :scared:

*runs away from it*   :on speedy:

“What is this place”  :mon runcry:

*Sobs more*  :mon waterworks:

“Where am I?”   :mon runcry:

*Stops all of the sudden* :mon curtain:

“Who am I?”  :mon whimper:


YTTC  XD


rndmnwierd Yay!  :w00t:  :gmon hi:
« Last Edit: December 23, 2009, 03:06:12 AM by kRisZ »

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*As Reina goes to follow, suddenly a camel walks out of the foliage and knocks her down*

Gaki-san: Ha!
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- I practically laugh out loud when i saw this~ LOL~


Risa: JUN! I'm so going to KILL YOU! 
*As Risa run, she cut the whole line of trees and plantation*

[Meanwhile]

Reina: OMG! Where did this tree fall from!!! I need to calm down a little... Think!! Think!! Oh Right! I remember seeing a camel when i woke up.. WAIT.. how do i know that is a camel when i don't even remember myself? Primal instinct? I might be a camel too! I don't look like one though..maybe i can try asking it....

*Runs back to camel* :mon look:

*Camel munching on some grass*

Reina: Camel-san.... Do you happen to know who i am? I'm not your relative am i?! We look pretty different.......

*Eri and Sayu hiding behind the tree beside the camel* :mon evillaff:

Eri: Your name is GONG LI...you are a distance relative of mine... you're a cock....

Reina: OMG!!! I'm so lucky i found you! *hugged the still munching camel*


 :mon bat:
 
LOL~~~~~~~!

Edit: add a little animation XD
« Last Edit: December 23, 2009, 03:57:44 AM by amEthystx »

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OMG  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

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LOL~ I just realize something....

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grab a bag and get out of this building.. your collar will explode in 10min time if you're still within 50m radius of this building.....

50m really isn't that far.. LOL~ probably you can take the bag and crawl out.. you can make it in time too...

What i am trying to say is.... exactly how incredibly slow was Sayu and Reina that they almost didn't make it on time?! LOL~

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I did notice that but this is a crack fic so it's okay ne  XD

*imagines how slow the two were*  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

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XD my god that's funny XD i think i'm gonna try XD

Reina: OMG!!! I'm so lucky i found you! *hugged the still munching camel*

[meanwhile]

Risa-DAMN IT JUN! GIVE ME THAT PLUSHIE!!!!!*reves the chainsaw*

Ai-Gaki-san~!!wait for me~!!!>.<

Jun Jun-Ah ha ha~ You'll never catch me~!

Risa-*stops and points at a random treeXD* LOOK! that's a banana tree!

Jun Jun-What?! where?!!


^^;sorry that it's so short XD
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Junjun’s excitement pumped up to the maximum level, she even clasped her hands while two bananas were visible dancing on her wide opened eyes

Risa: "NooOOoooooo!!!" < Insert slow motion actions here>

It was like time stood still when Risa was trying to save her plushie from dropping onto the camel’s excrement... but unfortunately her grasp was a millimeter short and so the plushie met her doom

Ai moved a couple steps back while she was witnessing Risa’s transformation...



YTTC  :P


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*Risa grew two feet taller and horns sprouted from her head, her eyes began to glow a demonic red and fire shot from her ears*

Risa: Arrghh!! *she swung the chainsaw in a wide arch at the still oblivious Junx2*

[Meanwhile]

Sayu & Eri: Rofflemao to the max.
Reina: *still hugging the stinky camel* Cousin!

*The camel gives Reina an annoyed look and swiftly kicks her into a tree. She hits the tree and slides down, rubbing her back*

Reina: Ouch! *An apple falls on her head* What the-! *looks at the apple* I have just discovered gravity! That must mean my name is Sir Issac Newton! *hops to her feet, holding the apple* I must perform more experiments!

Eri: Wait, aren't we supposed to be killing each other?
Sayu: Yeah...

*They look at each other for a second, before Eri pulls out her shell and hits Sayu over the head with it*

Eri: Hiyah!....*runs away*
Sayu: ?? Owwie...

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OMG kRisZ I can't believe you actually went ahead with it :lol: Since I'm on crack right now, I'm jumping on the bandwagon too :P


Sayu felt the two bumps on her head where Eri hit her. She transforms into her coktail waitress bunny suit and shoots her cute usagi beam at Eri. But her attack mode was in vain as the beam just bounced off Eri's shell.

Eri: Face it. I'm cuter than you~ :mon blblbl:

Sayu: No I'm the cutest girl in the world! :mon mad:

Sayu became irritated at the thought that someone may be cuter than her that she increased the power of her relentless attacks on the panicking turtle

Eri: *takes out her turtlecom* Somebody! Help Meeeeee! :mon scare:

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