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Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« on: June 25, 2009, 06:23:04 AM »
Okay, I know some of you out there know that I had the crazy idea of trying to figure out who in SNSD is who in Wu-Tang. And I finally figured it out. Before I go any further, go get yourself familiar with the members of the Wu-Tang Clan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wu-Tang_Clan

You dont need to know every damn detail about them, but as long as you have a general knowledge of who everyone is, we should be fine.

Aight peeps, lets do this shit!



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Lets break it down:

Taeyeon/RZA



It only makes sense really. Taeyeon is the leader of SNSD and RZA is the "de facto" leader of the Wu-Tang Clan. Both are there to give the other members guidance and advice. It also helps that both are razor blade sharp. Also, RZA has Bobby Digital, his alter ego and Taeyeon while her alter ego doesn't have a name, her dorky side might as well be here alter ego.

Jessica/GZA



Gotta give props to the girl who has the blood of a queen and her vain ain't spillin, Owaranai_sLaVe aka SLAVEEee for making this match up easy for me. Go read this >>http://snsdkorean.wordpress.com/2009/05/05/this-is-serious-business/<<. You will see that Sica is da Don, which makes her the Genius of the group and if SNSD formed like Voltron, Sica would be the head. The GZA is The Genius and as Method Man puts it: "He the head, lets put it that way. We form like Voltron and GZA happen to be the head."

Sunny/Ghostface Killah



If you have been following the boat-load of TV appearances, you find out that Sunny when she was really little she was in Kuwait. So that makes her bulletproof strong. Ghostface is Iron Man which also makes him bulletproof strong. Also, in early Wu-Tang promotions, Ghostface always had a mask on, so nobody really knew who he was. Sunny was the last person to be announced as a member of Girls Generation so nobody knew who she was as well at the time.

Tiffany/Inspectah Deck



Quite simply, both spit fire. Because of this they are the voices you first hear on a song. And once you hear their voices, you know its on and no turning back. They both also the cool kids on the block. Even if you thought they weren't around, they was always around when shit happens.

Hyoyeon/U-God



U-God is Golden Arms. Golden Arms are mad strong so they can crush your throat. Hyoyeon has been working out, as seen during the Hahaha promotions. Or have you forgotten?
End Of Story.

Yuri/Raekwon



Raekwon is the chef. He can cook anything. Yuri is no slouch in the cooking department. Raekwon is an underrated MC who spits nuthin but heat rocks. As demostrated when Wonder Girls & SNSD performed each other songs and other moments after that, Yuri has one siiiiiiiiiiiiiiick flow. Both are just vicious on the mic.

Yoona/Method Man



Let's be real for a second. Yoona is the breakout star from Girls Generation. She was the one who broke out and acted in dramas after dramas after dramas. At least for me, she was the first girl from the group that I was able to identify by name. As you talk about Dirty Mef, he is the breakout star from Wu-Tang. He was the only dude to have a solo song on their first album. Loads of people know who Method Man is and have no idea who Wu-Tang is.

Sooyoung/Ol' Dirty Bastard



Before we move any further, Rest In Peace ODB. The world misses you and your 100% genuine personality.
Aight, I know what you are thinking. How in the blue-est of blue hell is Sooyoung ODB? They both do whatever the hell they want to. Remember during the MTV SNSD episodes, during her episode when all the girls were chillin', she could have helped the cooking or the cleaning team, but she said hell no to that. She walked around the house bossing everyone around to do their job.

Seohyun/Masta Killa



Check this out, they both usually aren't in the spotlight. But they operate in the shadows. They are both calm, but temp them enough, they will split you down the middle with the liquid sword. (Yes I realize that Seo didn't go bananas hitting Tiffany with the pillow during Horror Movie Factory, but if you gave her enough time, she would have destroyed all.) Also, they are both students. Seo is a student during all of the singing and the Masta is the student of the rap game. He didn't know how to rap, but he learned and how he is lyrically dangerous.

Okay people, now if I messed up on any of my facts, feel free to correct me. Feel free to bash my ideas, also give your reactions.

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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 06:27:31 AM »
YEAAAH!!! You did it!!

ODB = Sooo Young XDD

HOLLYSHIT XD GJ TOZ. I gotta read this carefully. Yuri likes to pick her nose like Raekwon?

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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 07:04:49 AM »
OH SHIT SON, that's what's up! I totally dig Soo as ODB and Hyoyeon as U-god. Way to think like a genius, TOZZzz!

If you don't mind, I'd like to feature this on snsdkorean as soon as all this Genie hype simmers down. You cool?

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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 07:05:43 AM »
OH HELL YEAH. DO THAT UP!
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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 09:05:29 AM »
LOL! WTF toz!! :lol:

While people like to compare them with MM or whatever, you go another level with this. GJ. XD

I heard of Raekwon but have no idea who he is. Any pics?



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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 09:12:25 AM »
I heard of Raekwon but have no idea who he is. Any pics?

that's prolly cuz i used it in an autogreet XD

Here he is!

      

Poor Hyoyeon!! U-God is the wackest of the Wu-Tang, like his solo albums go nowhere :lol: :lol: GOODSHIT!!

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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 09:13:02 AM »
Raekwon pics huh?

Here is the pic I would have went with:




Holy Crap, I just realized:

Raekwon
Kwon Yuri

It was meant to be!
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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 09:18:44 AM »
this thread does not make sense  :lol:

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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 09:27:07 AM »
Oh yeah, I think I got that when I logged on as KwonKat. :lol:

Man...that's a lot of...brussel sprouts.



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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 06:48:57 PM »
hmm fascinating stuff here. Really does make you think.  :mon dunno:

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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2009, 07:45:34 PM »
Lol! This is awesome toz.

You're just as whacked out as Maria, putting penises on and penisfying our girls. But wtf, if that's what you wanna do then who cares, it's hilarious.
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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2009, 09:39:54 PM »
^ Again, we need a thumbs down button >:|

LOL I just noticed, Yuri and Raekwon are perfect. I mean, they both love them herbs!

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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 01:43:17 AM »
Lol! This is awesome toz.

You're just as whacked out as Maria, putting penises on and penisfying our girls. But wtf, if that's what you wanna do then who cares, it's hilarious.

You know what, there has to be a couple of connections that are wired incorrectly for me to think of something like that. But I am proud of my work!  :twothumbs

hmm fascinating stuff here. Really does make you think.  :mon dunno:

Some of the connections did freak me out. The Yoona/Method Man connection makes maybe too much sense, kinda scary. The Seohyun/Masta Killa match up is pretty sweet. And I really feel sorry for Hyoyeon, well I would feel sorry for any of the girls if they were U-God

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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 06:17:24 AM »
LOL I just noticed, Yuri and Raekwon are perfect. I mean, they both love them herbs!

Maybe they work as a team.






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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 07:54:28 AM »
HA, I wonder if they ever sprinkle any of these special herbs into their dishes... if they really are the cooks...

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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2009, 04:21:11 AM »
lol i fail either way the "have a general knowledge of who everyone is" BADLY... however i found this shit so funny XD both gangs love medicinal herbs, interesting

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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2009, 10:09:58 AM »
HA, I wonder if they ever sprinkle any of these special herbs into their dishes... if they really are the cooks...

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Because they are the chefs, they can also cook up normal food people. Geez, why must you connect Yuri to drugs?
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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2009, 11:00:32 AM »
Because they are the chefs, they can also cook up normal food people. Geez, why must you connect Yuri to drugs?

Yeah, man, that baffles me too... Crazy Maria, tsk, tsk, stk...



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« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2009, 06:43:12 PM »
^ :heart:
Cuz she never collapsed when everyone else (but Yoona) did. I think she's sharing her stash.
Plus, do you see how hyper she can get and then the next second get completely silent?
Oh, and let's not mention that Hulk-like tackle on Don Jess :yep:

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Re: Girls Generation vs Wu-Tang Clan
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2009, 07:57:37 PM »
^ Hehehe, Jess' tackle is all kinds of awesomeness.

*gives SLAVEEee a high5*
Since you said that Yoona didn't pass out from the supply, that just furthers the connection with her and Method Man. They call him The Iron Lung because that dude smokes so much! Yet another connection!

Now calling all SNSD picture hunters out there. We need to find a SNSD equivalent to this picture:


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