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Yuri is a fucking goof. OSHIT!! onto THE NEXT ONE. Better post this SMTOWN LA recap...finally caught up with the posts/uploads of pix and vids. ohman the fancams dinny/Fen <33 Good shit!! CLAUDIA!!! Your sister's cam is SO HARDCORE!! so shiny
DELICIOUS Dance Break, by far my favorite part....
Don't think we posted this..... the
Jessica & Yuri Butt Award: JPHiP INSIDE STORY. excerpted from my
SMTOWN Thoughts post: Day 2 | Friday (2010.09.03)Friday, there was talk of them splitting the SM Groups at Sheraton, JW Mariott and Wilshire Grand?? with Grand being the big one cuz SNSD was there. So we went down to JW to help dinny move her stuff out and into the Wilshire Grand. Bumped into some Mexican Latina fangirls who had a radio show "Asian Hearts" on Wednesdays:
http://www.lccjuarez.com/radio.php?p=radio/indexBefore we could settle at the Wilshire, or even do an upper deck, we saw a tweet that Yuri was spotted and handed a gift at the Sheraton!! OH FUCK. We pretty much settled Fuck this noise, that they all be at Sheraton, let's stick at Sheraton after that. dinny had booked like three different hotels at one point. So back to the Sheraton, rooms were booked, we waited for the rest to arrive!! Met with Hart, limit, Ops, and alohellofan. Talked to a few more fangirls who reported that Yuri had indeed walked by!! FUCK! We stood around, met with Swtme03's brother and exchanged infos. Apparently the SM artists had already rolled out for rehearsals but Super Junior stuck around so we got a few glimpses as they came back and forth. We went to grab a bite across the street to gain more energy and wait for the others.
In the lower floor's lobby, we got the beatdown from the security "no pics, stay outside behind the red line, don't approach the celebs, blablabla" lol whatever. We met Odango, differentstory12 and sister!!
tenkei called to ask what booze we wanted, and since Oda had a car her and Ping went to Costco to get some items too. By the time jaysonnj and enigMatt came, shit was on girls were screaming, so we went upstairs and were promptly thrown out into the driveway. dinny gave me back the Butt Award to just like gang tackle whichever SNSD would appear so she could take primo fancams with her giant lens.
The background story while we were planning shit, dinny was like DUDE we gotta give Yuri a plaque or award for Yuri winning the SNSD Butt Thread poll!! And I said YO U SRS so I was like aight, looked into places, like a swimmer bent over then BOOM!! Just take this glass heart and turn it upside down, plus I inserted a few SNSD vs Wu-Tang pamplets,
based on the thread and a ladies medium protype JPHiP SONE shirt, designed by tama
all wrapped with an elastic band originally used for chinese vegetables!! DATS HOW WE ROLL JPHiP SO GHETTO FAB!
We camped across from the crowd to get a different view while the jphip guys were all at the stairs, apparently to drool at Yellow Hoodie Girl
SHIT stalking was long and boring as girls screamed at every fucking van that pulled through. We saw a few Super Junior's SiWon and his car getting bumped, fucking hilarious cuz it was a fangirl.
PIX AND VIDEO HERE: http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=7226.320Then in a flash of brilliance, Taeyeon and her hair all tied up, and Yoona, in her frilly dress, yellow shoes?? walked through....the doors as if on magically on air. SHIT! They be close. We even asked the manager dude, guy with the "Calvin" T-shirt if we could just hand the present to them and (dunno if he understood) whatevs, still shut us down. FUCK! We figured we had to give it to Jessica or Tiffany, since they knew english. THE GOAL. BUTT SO TIRED and HUNGRY we said fuck, let's CPK. Lol by the time we all sat down at California Pizza Kitchen, Ping calls me "Where the fuck are you guys" so I run back to get em ROFL. Good eats all around, we met up with SNSDave. KT spinning his tales. We met up with Kimuuu!! wearing her awesome Khabibulin shirt and Linna2040. Fen and Dave be on their way, so the real stalking was about to begin! PROS IN DA HAUS! Fen in her awesome VMR Wheels shirt!
We tried to hang around the lobby area by the elevators but got shut down. "Well what about those two?" the security guy goes "They with management" ahh... checkmate. Bitches, it was on. The security got lax in the evening, and them SM thought they were smart to use the stairs and not the front entrance so we camped out in the lower lobby. Suddenly, Hyo goes by and we barely knew cuz she was looking down and shit, even tho i yelled out a huge WOOOOOO (lol fangirls glared at me! jokingly) after a long while, me and Ping just chill by side by the escalators when dinny suddenly yells "Daigong! Jessica!" and I like sprung up and went up to her and like a fucking quarterback handing off to his running back, and was like "Gift for u Jessica" and she fucking takes the Yuri Butt Award!! HAHAHA!! "Give it to Yuri! Give it to Yuri!" dinny yells and the swarm of fangirls surround the elevator I threw up a gang sign and yell JPHiPPP!!!
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LMFAO and she's holding the package here in dinny's video. TOOO FUNNNY. The fact it's so ghetto, so jphip, cracks me up.
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LMFAO! Too hilarious!! Like we won the World Cup!! I'm like hugging everyone as they be tweeting!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HA DAMN! The one gift we wanted to give and it was done! And Jessica (with Krystal lol) was so sweet about it. Me and Ping went to the bar to just chill and relax. Downed some petrone and rum and cokes, and met up with Za_Wolf, Sev and T-Back!! Gave em all T's and the rest of the crew chilled at the bar and fuck, after sampling a few we got really tipsy. Dinny's friend Kevin came around too, and we drunk-taunt tweeted Mugen. Shit was OFF THE HEEZY!!!
Went upstairs, outside in the front driveway for a smoke and we just shit talked!! dinny was like "Wouldn't it be hilarious if Jessica was in this van?" and I'm like ORLY "Yo JPHiP!! Sup Jessica!!" throwing up the gang sign, getting all up in the tinted window. Then I sit back down with dinny then she's all like "OSHIT ITS JESSICA!!" So I'm like turn around and go after her down the escalator "Sup Jessica! Yo baby!" talking all kinds of shit behind her LOL slurred speech like "Can you tell Yuri...she is AWESOME...BUTT YOU ARE THE BEST! Love u baby!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO...."
different angles LOL of the vids Hart and SNSDave (by emmily/dewgong) posted earlier...Credit: affidare @ twitter Hypnoticasia.com
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and as the doors close I throw up a jphip gang sign JPHiPPP!!! with fucking SNUS in my mouth!! prolly drooling
Claud be like rushing to me WTF happened! and I just wrap up all my HiPSTAZ!!! I think I just collapsed after that laughing so hard, TOO GOOD. Like totally acting like an asshole and FUCK I made an SNSD laff. If they didn't know us before, they know
NOW!! Seeds planted for the HiPstaz at the SNSD Taiwan Tour!!! have fun Fen, din, ebc!!
Day 3 | Saturday (2010.09.04)<snip.......>
THEN BLAM!! Concert hits. Waving our balloons at all the solo acts, GREAT VOICES Zhang Yilin, that sexy lady with the puffy dress from GRACE??
Gotta give it up to ALL the artists - I comfess I was really just there to see the girl acts, f(x), Girls Generation and BoA - but fuck SHINee got some slick moves, you just can't help but fucking nod your head STAND BY ME!! MAKKING ME SMILE!! and try to learn a few moves to twenty. AND FUCK Super Junior with their masses, Shindong makes me think! Damn! I CAN BE A MANBANDER TOO!! A few solos, and f(x) was really sexy ~ we going to hell DAMN Krystal <3 TIK TOK got the place jumpin AND UNNNGH SNSD gets on with their tight butts and sea of legs, then shit finally coming onto the stage for kissing you! I was trying to film Yuri Fancams cuz she was all alone at the other edge, I didn't notice SOOYOUNG!! till KT told me!
BEST PART was the DANCE BATTLE OMG Yuri just working it nonstop her hair flowing, the Babe Train with Sooyoung, Luna, Yuri, Hyo, Yoona WOW!!!! Fucking jizzed at the sight of all dat orange AND MJ TRIBUTE YES!! FUCKING XXXPLODED with Gee about to be performed, you could see them crawl under the catwalk by our section with their butts hanging!! Then the icing on the cake with the finale
SOOYOUNG WAVED AT ME! fucking I was popping our SMTOWN JPHIP LOGO'D shirts and she was like instant ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP SON!
Here's DDLs of my fancams/pix I sent to tama, might as well not waste links
Videoshttp://www.twitter.com/?d=MCDUEWTFdance battle, compressed in AVI
http://www.twitter.com/?d=CFM7YMY2pixhttp://www.twitter.com/?d=00MUSM5OBUTT DAMN!! Seeing dem in their Oh! Painted on pants and fucking tight ass Gee jeans LIVE is another experience............shit makes me wanna seem again and again!!!!
Hope we get on the DVD cuz we were throwing it down with the camera haha WE DONE DID IT HiPSTAZ!! JPHiPPPPPPPPPPPPPpp