One day at the retirement home
for former idols.............Yuuka Maeda:Hey fellow graduated
idols, I just wanna have a
normal life- what should I do?
I guess my disguise wasn't
good enough:
Michiyo Heike:You know Yuuka, things
don't always turn out
the way you want.
I mean, try being the winner of the
"Sharam Q Rock Vocalist Audition"
and watching the five 'losers'
grab the spotlight!
You know what I mean, jellybean?
Aya Ishiguro:
Hey Yuuka, time will make
the difference. I mean being
a mom with three kids is certainly
not as glamourous as being
stalked by insane fans,
but it's rewarding nevertheless.
Yuki Maeda:You want to be anonymous?
Try being the only Enka singer
in Hello!Project- you'll be
sitting in the corner!
By the way, since our names
are similar, I got a lot of your fan
mail, but I kept it, just so
I could see what fan mail is
like, sorry......
Eri Kamei:
Fight back Yuuka!
I see one of those
paparazzi, I go all
Alec Baldwin apeshit
on them- it's fun!
And aerobic excercise
is good for keeping
the tush in prime shape!
Maiha Ishimura:
I have two words for
you, Yuuka.
"School Catalogue"
Throw them a bone
Yuuka- keeps the fans
happy, and you make
a little pocket change!
Couldn't hurt!
Atsuko Maeda:
I hope you Hello! Project
Girls don't mind, but as a
fellow Maeda, I have some advice
for Yuuka.
(
Hello! Project retirees:
No Problem Acchan!)Atsuko:
Yukka, it's back to the basics.
1) Megane
2) Kamen
You always need to have your glasses
and cold masks handy!
Oh, and some other advice-
karaoke and drinking- not such
a good combination!
Yuuka Maeda:
You guys are the best!
I kind of have an idea
for what will work
best for me now!
Arigatou!
