Author Topic: With a wet noodle (Read 15253 times)

Tanachan · « **Reply #40 on:** December 26, 2006, 09:38:35 PM »

OMG This. Is. Awesome. Period. You are a freaking GENIUS!

Mikan · « **Reply #41 on:** January 01, 2007, 04:33:44 PM »

* * * Cast Interview * * *

Q: What did you think the first time you read the script?

Yoshizawa: Uh, It had potential...

Ishikawa: I liked it, yeah...I thought 'Now I could see this happening'.

Matsuura: At first I was skeptical, you know...I didnt think this was for me and I was also working on Sukeban Deka at the time so...so I was really full on but uh, yeah...Mikan contacted me and we uh...*laughs* ..talked about what it would take for me to participate in this project. In the end I settled for uh...more lines and for her to stop stalking me...

Abe: I saw a lot of truth in the script...

Q: What was it like being stars in such an outstanding movie?

Niigaki: Actually, I wasnt in this movie at all...I mean, come on! My screen time didnt even exceed the first page but they said it would be safer to have a stunt double in my place being hacked to bits...and seeing as she was paid by the hour, she might as well do my dialouge as well!!

Ayaka: I was rather heart broken when I found out they had cut all my scenes from the movie. I mean, all of that is ok but my main concern was that if I didnt feature in the film, I didnt get paid. So I caught up with Mikan at the Post-Production party and she told me the good news which was I do get paid because I'll be doing a special feature on the DVD edition. I'll be dubbing the movie in English..all by myself...so I get to do all their voices, yeah...Yeah, Im looking forward to that..

Q: What were the highlights for you?

Yoshizawa: *laughs* Highlights? Uh well definately beating the stunt double with the axe...*laughs* Yeah, that was a real highlight for me.

Nakayama the Stunt Double: Being beaten with an axe by The Yoshizawa Hitomi. Im a huge fan so as you can imagine it was quite an honour..

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Fujimoto: For me I would have to say the steaming hot love scene between Aya and I was a real highlight..Unfortunately it did end up getting cut out on the grounds that it was irrelevant to the plot

Matsuura: Yeah, it was really. But it was a shame though because it was such a detailed and intimate scene

Fujimoto: But they said it would be a waste just throw it away so apparently it's going to be released separetly

Matsuura: Yeah, I heard something of that..as an AV or something?

Fujimoto: Yeah...that's what I heard

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Konno: Without a doubt...the buffet table..

Tsuji: Definately the buffet table...

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Ogawa: Actually having a proper part in the movie. But Um...Originally I had a lot more to do with the ending but in some last minute changes...my lines were handed over to Matsuura Aya... *forced laugh*

Yaguchi: Probably feeding Rika-chan those needles. Unfortunately the gore of that scene in particular tipped the rating to R so we had it removed.

Q: Additional comments?

Konno: I still dont get the title..

Takahashi: Oh thank god! I thought I was the only one!

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Matsuura: I cant believe Miki really is gay...

Fujimoto: *Grope*

Ishikawa: I cant believe I was given more screen time than Aya!

Fujimoto: And I cant believe that I actually spent 6 hours inside a garbage back in the alley dumpster

Kago: Yeah, I had fun. Oh and I still cant believe it's not butter!

Disclaimer: This film is PETA approved. No idols were harmed or killed during filming. Stunt doubles do not count as they volunteered for it (sick bastards) - Legal Advisor, Blizzard

Thanks to everyone for reading!! I appreciated your support!! Let's bring on the new year!! And I apologise for writing this behind the scenes feature, I just really wanted to write something

black velvet · « **Reply #42 on:** January 01, 2007, 05:13:53 PM »

Haha, Wet Noodle > Sukeban Deka! Well, unless you include some leather suits! >.> Or that irrelevant scene . . .

Yuuyami · « **Reply #43 on:** January 01, 2007, 05:17:10 PM »

ROFFLE.

I love the Ayaka dubbing comment.

I love the Steaming Hot Love Scene that didn't air in the movie but might be turned into an AV, roffle.

Aya and Miki <3

You are so awesome xD

Tanachan · « **Reply #44 on:** January 01, 2007, 07:25:57 PM »

ROFFLE!!!

I agree with Yuuyami^^ and also love the Buffet Table~

Owaranai_sLaVe · « **Reply #45 on:** January 01, 2007, 11:28:56 PM »

lmfao! Rika's last line made me laugh so hard my friend was yelling at me on the phone. ^_^;

The whole thing is totally imaginable. But dammit, Rika just made it funnier because thats so her.

AYYYAAAAKKKKAAA <3

Irrelevant sex scenes? But those are never irrelevant!
-Owaranai_sLaVe

00HB · « **Reply #46 on:** January 02, 2007, 02:17:28 AM »

so it seems that we'll have to see the DVD release of this Movie!
Better save some money couse I'm definetly buying it.
[look down the line]
and I'm not the only one! ^____^

JFC · « **Reply #47 on:** January 02, 2007, 03:03:49 AM »

Quote from: Mikan;271960

Matsuura: Mikan contacted me and we uh...*laughs* ..talked about what it would take for me to participate in this project. In the end I settled for uh...more lines and for her to stop stalking me...

Quote from: Mikan;271960

Q: What were the highlights for you?

Fujimoto: For me I would have to say the steaming hot love scene between Aya and I was a real highlight..Unfortunately it did end up getting cut out on the grounds that it was irrelevant to the plot

Matsuura: Yeah, it was really. But it was a shame though because it was such a detailed and intimate scene

Dammit. :evil:

Quote from: Mikan;271960

Fujimoto: But they said it would be a waste just throw it away so apparently it's going to be released separetly

Matsuura: Yeah, I heard something of that..as an AV or something?

Fujimoto: Yeah...that's what I heard

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah baby. Oooooooooooooo right!

Quote from: Mikan;271960

Q: What were the highlights for you?

Konno: Without a doubt...the buffet table..

Tsuji: Definately the buffet table...

I can DEFINITELY picture the two of them saying this.

Quote from: Mikan;271960

Q: Additional comments?

Konno: I still dont get the title..

Takahashi: Oh thank god! I thought I was the only one!

Neither do I...but I don't care.

Quote from: Mikan;271960

Q: Additional comments?

Matsuura: I cant believe Miki really is gay...

Fujimoto: *Grope*

Classic.

Dammit I feel like ChrNo.

Mikan · « **Reply #48 on:** January 02, 2007, 05:26:20 AM »

Lol, I thought you were Chrno for a second but your Sig made me double check

(Love the sing, man)

Thanks guys for commenting. I only wish I could have made it funnier. My excuse is that is was really early...like what, 4am?

rndmnwierd · « **Reply #49 on:** January 02, 2007, 07:55:21 AM »

Kago's line killed

Blizzard · « **Reply #50 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:02:42 AM »

I just read this and I was laughing so hard! Especially at the cast interview part! Mikan, you really are a genius!

But, you forgot one thing. The disclaimer at the end:

"This film is PETA approved. :MKgrin: No idols were harmed or killed during filming. Stunt doubles do not count as they volunteered for it (sick bastards)."

*This will probably not be as funny when I read it much later today, but if Mikan's 4am writings are that hilarious, I'm hoping my 2am couple of sentences are somewhat funny.

Aioros · « **Reply #51 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:29:27 AM »

:ONwahaha:

What a way to start the new year!

Quote from: Mikan

Abe: I saw a lot of truth in the script...

enter X-Files music...:ONglasses:
BTW, how's the hand doing?

Mikan · « **Reply #52 on:** January 03, 2007, 11:39:19 AM »

Thanks guys

My hand looks retarded. It looks like im trying to shop lift an apple via my wrist, Muhahahahah!!

Blizzard, I put your disclaimer in my story. I hope you dont mind.

Blizzard · « **Reply #53 on:** January 03, 2007, 08:26:56 PM »

:ONshock:

Mind? Are you kidding?! I'm honored!! :ONfarofflook:

HONTO NICE BODY BODY!!! :tfr9a7wg:

Wrong thread, I know, but I can't help it! I'm so happy!
Yes, I'm a dork, I know.

Owaranai_sLaVe · « **Reply #54 on:** January 04, 2007, 02:09:57 AM »

hmmm... What does PETA mean? *sorry for sounding like a total outcast, haha*

-Owaranai_sLaVe

Mikan · « **Reply #55 on:** January 04, 2007, 02:21:20 AM »

Peta is an animal protection thingy, isnt it?

JFC · « **Reply #56 on:** January 04, 2007, 02:36:14 AM »

^ Yeah. They have a tendency to go overboard with a lot of things, but that's for another discussion altogether.

Blizzard · « **Reply #57 on:** January 04, 2007, 03:51:52 AM »

Quote from: JFC;274505

^ Yeah. They have a tendency to go overboard with a lot of things, but that's for another discussion altogether.

I agree on both points.

Yeah, PETA is an animal protection group thingy. I was just thinking of those films that have a disclaimer about none of the animals being hurt in the filming process and I couldn't think of a different group, so I just went with it.

lil_hamz · « **Reply #58 on:** January 05, 2007, 03:54:42 PM »

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA

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Ahem....sorry for that outburst. *wipes tears from eyes*

Mikan! YOU!! Yes you *pointing* How do you do it?? I'm positively jealous cuz this was hella funny and GOOD :yay:

I've lost count of all the parts I like about this but I must mention...

1) Ayaka was in this? *stares in disbelief* Since when?

But as least she gets to have a Koharu voicing Kirari thingy.

2) Risa's cast interview. Man I love this girl. And you actually make me love a fanfic Risa too. Is that even possible?

3) So Mako's lines went to Aya. That's how you got her to participate eh

4) *Looks at Ai-chan and KonKon* I'm with you on this one. I don't get the title either :p

5) What's this about Aya and boob flashing? Did I miss something? *taps feet*

6) How did Miki die again? I went through this a few times and still didn't see nothing. Do I need new eyes or something?

So when's the DVD release date? I need to preorder this. And the GAM ahem... other video

Mikan · « **Reply #59 on:** January 05, 2007, 06:01:32 PM »

YO! HAMZ! long time no see! Thanks for the long comment. Nice to see that I made you laugh.

You dont actually see or hear about Miki dying...its kinda fill in the blanks. It would be better I suppose if this was a movie..so lets for a moment go through slide by slide.

1 - Here is Ishikawa with Yossui. Yossui is saying "Brb!" and Ishikawa is holding the plastic bag.

2 - Ishikawa is alone with the bag.

3 - Miki shows up and tries to force Ishikawa aside to see what's in the bag

==Missing SCENE you DONT see is Here!!===

4 - Yossui returns and sees Miki's legs hanging outta the bag (I think I describe it as '23cm Nike sneakers hanging out of the bag'). Yossui pretty much over looks the 2nd murder, commenting only with "So. No trouble?"

^^ tehehehe...

Oh and that Aya boob thingy!! Aya was dancing and her boobs came outta her costume. She was wearing the special bra at the time so you dont see anything but her reaction to the wardrobe malfunction is CUTE AS!!!

...umm....Check Youtube. I think its still on there (If anyone has the FULL thing I would like it. Not just the boob moment!!) Search Aya and Boob..Im sure it will come up.

PEACE AND LOVE, GUYS!