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Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Mikan on December 11, 2006, 07:53:42 PM

This was actually and example piece of writing on spacing. After two or three lines I couldnt stop. It just makes me laugh and feel better. Prize to the person who can guess what the title has to do with the story...

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Ishikawa opened the door but refused to go any further.
 
 "Oh no! Niigaki has been brutally murdered!"
 
 "Are you sure?" Yossie stepped inside to poke the body. "She is a heavy sleeper you know"
 
 "She has an axe in her neck! Of course she is dead Yossie!"
 
 "Well, if you say so..."
 
 The supposedly dead body rolled over and sat up much to the surprise of the two 4th gens.
 
 "No! I'm not dead! Its just props for the skit - see" Niigaki removed the novelty axe from her neck and waved it around in front of the girls. The prop was rather convincing.
 
 "Ahhh!!! Zombie!!" Yossie squealed, taking the axe and beating her junior senseless.

When all was settle and Yossie had dropped the axe from exhaustion Niigaki was no more than an indistinguishable bloody pulp oozing all over the dressing room floor. With the initial shock wearing off, Ishikawa couldn’t help but feel a little responsible. If anyone found out the blame could easily be brought back to her and as quick as it had begun her career would be over!!

”What do we do!” She cried out, splashing to her knees in Gaki-goo.

Yossie, now calm again, stood up and took out the dustpan and broom from the cupboard and began sweeping up the mess. “Find a big enough garbage back I suppose”

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 11, 2006, 09:18:52 PM

Beaten with a wet noodle? No prop axe...

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Post by: ChiruChaCha on December 11, 2006, 10:06:51 PM

Niigaki slipped with a wet noodle and that's why she was on the floor?

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Post by: black velvet on December 12, 2006, 12:01:45 AM

Holy crap and lulz! Umm . . . Wet noodle? Gaki-goo? >.<

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Post by: JFC on December 12, 2006, 06:16:53 AM

Alls I gots to says is...

(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/HPLeetSpeak/MikiWTF.jpg)

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: ferrar1 on December 12, 2006, 06:39:37 AM

They'll probably just use the goo as soba yu and flush it down their throats

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Post by: cheesesticks on December 12, 2006, 07:43:13 AM

:ONshock: WTF! Gakisan turned into a bloody indistinguishable pulp in less than a minute!

Interesting. Yet. Wtf. XD

Title: With a wet Noodles
Post by: Mikan on December 12, 2006, 12:22:32 PM

Let me just start off by saying ur all sick. Then again, Im just as bad.
The wet noodle thing doesnt really relate to the story. I was just wondering if it rung a few bells or not. Nevermind ~

Gimme a 2!

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Ishikawa took a deep breath and pushed herself into the hallway. It would have been smarter to check first but planning a head was something this girl knew nothing about.

”Hey, Rika” Makoto sang merrily, skipping down the hallway ignoring the fact her senior was covered in funny coloured stains. “Have you seen Risa?”

”N-no! No I can’t say that I have” Ishikawa stuttered, leaning against the dressing room door to block Makoto from entering. Unfortunately the door was then opened from the other side as Yossie stuck her head into the hallway.
”What’s the problem?”

”Just looking for Risa. Have you seen her?”

Yossie tsked and shook her head sorrowfully. “She’s all over the place”

Ishikawa twisted her head to the side in disbelief. Acting more out of panic than what she later described as initiative, she slammed the door on Yossie’s neck and pushed. Then realising the proper order of the plan, opened the door, pushed Yossie back and shut the door.

”Did she say she has seen Niigaki?”

”No! No she didn’t”

”Are you sure because it sounded like she said she has–“

”That’s not what she said!” Ishikawa jumped in defensively “You misheard it. What she really said was…”

Various rhyming words went through her head to go with ‘all over the place’.

She’s lost in space…

She’s got an overly large face…

”…She’s…been sprayed with mace…?”

Makoto’s eyes widened at the news. “God, is she ok?”

Ishikawa sighed with relief that her lie sailed beautifully and allowed an easy end to the conversation. “I don’t know but she might be in the sick room”

”Oh ok, well thanks!”

And with that Ogawa skipped off in the direction of the sick room.

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: kazitakato on December 12, 2006, 01:25:31 PM

OMG.....hahaha.....and all this time i thought all this time that Rika was such a badass......maybe all that hairdye went to her brain...

"thinking ahead was nothing the girl knew about" :rofl:

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 12, 2006, 04:11:46 PM

I think the weight of her long hair actually stimulated her brain cells, but when she cut her hair off, the cells became misshapen and useless. Oh wait, the not thinking has been going on for a long time.

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Post by: Owaranai_sLaVe on December 12, 2006, 09:28:30 PM

Oh Mikan, if I get it right, do I get e perv cookie? :D
Is it because Niigaki is similar to Niigata's special noodles? Or was that rice... oh well, just something I remembered from JKM3. Plus, the fact that she was all "bloody" made her wet.

YAY~
A story of my favorite youngin' and two of three of my favorite girls!

-Owaranai_sLaVe

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Mikan on December 13, 2006, 07:05:54 AM

Ur all gonna hate me and think "Wtf has this gotta do with the story?"$
The answer to that is nothing. It has really nothing important to do with it.

Its mentioned in a simpsons episode :D

Bart's Teacher: Your going to be my murder victim bart! ...In our new class play staring Martin as Lizzy Warden

Martin: Whack Whack with a wet noodle bart.

Ok, writing stuff at 4am makes you do crazy thinks. I was going to call the story whack whack but thought 'with a wet noodle' sounded funnier...
(yes my mental health is decreasing...fast. Im so sorry. Ill probably never set foot in JPHIP again after new years its going that fast!)

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Post by: glcorps2002 on December 13, 2006, 07:20:22 AM

You'll get use to your maddness, belive me.

Title: Whack whack with a wet noodle~
Post by: Mikan on December 13, 2006, 11:39:28 AM

Gimme a 3
And a prayer for a quick end to this story!!

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When Ishikawa returned with the black garbage bag she help Yossie sweep the mess inside and tie it. With the blood and bones beaten so fine, it made it easier to pick up than previously thought. Almost like sweeping up puree.

”Yossie?”

Yossie finished the last garbage tie before looking up. “Yes?”

”We should promise to keep this our secret, no matter what”

”Right. Pinky promise”

The two partners in manslaughter held pinkies and chanted out their promise never to tell another living soul. Yossie then threw the bag over her left shoulder and together, heaved the evidence out into the empty corridor. They had decided a quick fix should solve this situation so they agreed to just dump the body in the alley in hope for the best.

Lady Luck shone brightly as they made their way to the back door that opened up to the alley. And just as they were about to open that door, Lady Luck ducked out for a toilet break.

”Hold the bag while I go grab the key from the storage room”

Yossie dropped the now odd smelling bag by Rika’s feet and left, soon to return. Rika gulped she sensed something bad was about to happen.

”Hey Rika”

And it came right on cue.

”Hi Miki”

With her left foot, Rika kicked the bag behind her. Unfortunately the sloshing sound of the contents caught Miki’s attention

”What’s in the bag?”

”Oh…nothing”

Rika’s blonde moment caused her to trip into a pothole of panic. She became desperate for an end to the conversation but Miki didn’t look like she would be leaving soon.

”My ass it’s nothing! What are you hiding…”

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Comrade on December 13, 2006, 02:30:35 PM

lmfao.

this is the best story on jph!p.

I roffled extremely.

:lmao:

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Post by: coachie on December 13, 2006, 07:14:33 PM

haha, just great, laughed my ass off

this should be adapted into one of those four panel comic strips XD

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Post by: rndmnwierd on December 14, 2006, 06:29:45 AM

Rika senses... Tingling...

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Mikan on December 15, 2006, 12:10:39 PM

Ah! A comment from THE Comrade...Im...Im..honoured...

Thank you all for supporting the madness!!

Its not over, till its over ~

Title: Whack Whack with a Wet Noodle
Post by: Mikan on December 21, 2006, 03:07:09 AM

Gimme a 4

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* * * * * * *

A little over 7 minutes later Yossie returned with the much needed key. She looked from Rika to the black bag, to the pair 23cm Nike sneakers hanging out of the top of the black bag then back to Rika.

”So…No trouble?”

”No trouble” Rika gave a thumbs up and dragged the sack out the door.

With evidence now disposed of, the two girls departed back to their own dressing rooms to live out the rest of the day in relief. Or so they thought…

The loud paced knocking at the door made Rika jump, smearing her lipstick across her face. She wiped it off hastily before answering the door to Natsumi.

”We are having a meeting in the Green room. Make sure you’re there ASAP!”

Rika’s stomach tied itself in a knot and began flipping flopping about inside her like a freshly caught Salmon.

Why would they have an urgent meeting? Someone must have found out!!

Knowing that showing up late or last would incriminate her further she ran to the Green room where most of Morning Musume (minus the two that obviously couldn’t make it) were seated nervously.

Rika sat quietly on the couch in the far corner trying to blend in. It was a failed attempt as her shirt was soaked with blotchy sweat spots seeping from her armpits. Kago and Tsuji sitting beside her scooted to the edge of the couch to avoid being dripped on but became quickly settled when Natsumi entered the room.

”I never thought I’d have to say this…” Her speech began solemnly. “Today, I have gathered you…to expose the culprit of an atrocious, No, ghastly crime…”

Rika wrung her shirt to relieve her anxiety. She glanced over at the relaxed Yossie sitting opposite, arms around Yui and Erika (who generally liked to attend meetings even if it didn’t involve them). How could that girl stay calm in such a moment?! Natsumi turned quickly to catch Rika’s eyes. Telepathically sending a message of ‘I know you did it’ whilst continuing her address.

”If this culprit would like to come forward and clean their conscience, let them do so now…”

There was a silence that followed but to Rika, it was filled with thousands of tiny voices telling her she must confess. She tried to shake them but they were all so loud and before she knew it, word vomit was making its way up.

”Natsumi, It was –“

”Me”

A smaller voice cut in. The voice of none other than Konno Asami.

”I drank all your Ice Tea, I’m sorry!”

The young girl’s eyes filled up with tears and the room gave an “Aww” all in unison. Rika sat herself down quickly hoping nobody had noticed her ‘almost confession’.

”Well then Konno…” Natsumi handed a small slip of paper to the girl “I’m proud you came forward and did the right thing. The Hello! Pro  punishment tribunal will take this all into consideration. Your meeting with them is stated on the invite there”

The room applauded the end of another successful meeting and began to break up.

”Stop!”

Top dog soloist Matsuura Ayaya burst into the Green room, blocking the only exit.

”Something even more horrifying has happened!…”

Title: Whack Whack with a Wet Noodle
Post by: Mikan on December 21, 2006, 03:10:01 AM

Gimme a 5


* * * * * * *

”Something even more horrifying has happened!...”

The atmosphere in the room stayed mellow and unexcited. Nobody seemed to care what news the Apparently-Great-Boob-Flashing-Kanji-Confused-Hello Soloist might bring. Tsuji was the first to pry her attention from the fly on ceiling (that had also caught the attention of many others)

”Is it about your new haircut?”

”No! It’s not, it’s – wait, what’s wrong with my new haircut?”

”I dunno. Looks kinda lame”

”What? Really? Wait no – I need to tell you that Miki –“

Yossie stopped filing her nails to jump on the conversation boat.

”-is gay?”

”Miki’s not gay!” Aya threw her hands up in the air.

”Yeah, she is” Yossie confirmed, supported by nods from Erika and Yui. Aya looked mortified. This was obviously news to her. And to Rika. Rika even took a few minutes off worrying to be equally dumbfounded.

”She came out like..what..a year ago now? It was pretty obvious anyway, don’t you think? All the groping and her willingness to take showers with everyone and the -”

”Shut up!” Aya held her hands over her ears “This isn’t the time to discuss this. I have to tell you all something important, why don’t you just listen to me for 5 goddamn minutes!”

Natsumi was poked by an angel with a truth stick making her blurt - “We do Aya. We hear you quite regularly and it loses its novelty after the first few times”

The girls exchanged looks of agreement.

”Well I’m glad I got that off my chest” Natsumi clasped her hands together, satisfied. “So what is so important?”

Now over the initial madness, the last living member of GAM stood strong as she passed on her shocking discovery.

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'Cause it's christmas I decided a double post was in order. I had free time with no internet so I stayed up past 4 writing this darn thing. Its over and Im happy with it.

In other news, MY FUCKING HAND KILLS! I went to the doctor and found out what it was..there is like a sack thingy growing in there so I might be going into surgery to get it out (So how does this concern you?) well, I might not write for a while if Im missing my darn hand.

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Tanachan on December 21, 2006, 03:15:10 AM

Lol. If an attrocious crime is drinking all the iced tea, Rika will be...YAY REVENGE ON OCG!

Rika from OCG walks in: Whatchu taw'kin 'bout?

Chinami from SuperBerryz: *crush*

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Post by: Yuuyami on December 21, 2006, 03:30:51 AM

Killing everyone on accident eh? I wonder who's next to die o_O;

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Post by: Mikan on December 21, 2006, 03:46:51 AM

There are only 2 more chapters left. More comments I get, the darn quicker I can post the ending!!

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Post by: Aioros on December 21, 2006, 04:06:25 AM

Last Living Member of GAM? :ONstoned:

I need to know what happens next.

Hope your hand gets well soon Mikan. We need to read more of your stuff.:D

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Post by: Comrade on December 21, 2006, 11:52:15 AM

I'm not sure what was funnier.

This:

Quote

Yui and Erika (who generally liked to attend meetings even if it didn’t involve them).

or this:

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”Shut up!” Aya held her hands over her ears “This isn’t the time to discuss this. I have to tell you all something important, why don’t you just listen to me for 5 goddamn minutes!”

Natsumi was poked by an angel with a truth stick making her blurt - “We do Aya. We hear you quite regularly and it loses its novelty after the first few times”

The girls exchanged looks of agreement.

”Well I’m glad I got that off my chest” Natsumi clasped her hands together, satisfied.

Nacchi!  Erika!  Yui! :lol:

Take care of yourself. =)

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: black velvet on December 21, 2006, 07:27:06 PM

Quote from: Mikan;263828

”What? Really? Wait no – I need to tell you that Miki –“

Yossie stopped filing her nails to jump on the conversation boat.

”-is gay?”

”Miki’s not gay!” Aya threw her hands up in the air.

”Yeah, she is” Yossie confirmed, supported by nods from Erika and Yui. Aya looked mortified. This was obviously news to her. And to Rika. Rika even took a few minutes off worrying to be equally dumbfounded.

lulz, that's hilarious! You'd think Aya would be the first to know, though. Oblivious much? :rolleyes: Anyway, this is kind of freaky now . . . >.>;

Oh, and take care of your hand! D:

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 21, 2006, 10:59:12 PM

You included Erika, Yui and W, I don't know how my official love for you can get any more official.

Good luck with the hand thing, hope everything works out and you don't get a horrible infection and have to have your arm amputated up to your elbow. Cuz that would be bad.

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Owaranai_sLaVe on December 22, 2006, 01:35:53 AM

Quote from: black velvet;264249

lulz, that's hilarious! You'd think Aya would be the first to know, though. Oblivious much? :rolleyes: Anyway, this is kind of freaky now . . . >.>;

Oh, and take care of your hand! D:

Velvet, must we take this fight everywhere?
Of course Yossui was the first to know because obviously, she was the one who had to bring it to Aya's attention... Which only means Yossui was Miki's first :ONshy2:

Mikan, you have definitly become the funniest writer I have ever read. *other than comic comedy*. Thank you for blessing us with your hilarity. I dont even know what to comment because it was ALL funny. <3

Hmmm... ok scratch those recomended exercise, I dont know anything about sacs in your wrist. >.> I hope you get better though. *
I must confess because I felt bad. But it's your fault for being too funny!

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I might not write for a while if Im missing my darn hand.

. That made me laugh >.>

-Owaranai_sLaVe

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: 00HB on December 22, 2006, 02:41:49 AM

Quote from: Mikan;263828

... Nobody seemed to care what news the Apparently-Great-Boob-Flashing-Kanji-Confused-Hello Soloist might bring. Tsuji was the first to pry her attention from the fly on ceiling ...

made me LMAO:ONhiakhiakhiak:

Ye! Another great work by Mikan! :ONfarofflook:

I'm just amused to go back and have so many new fics to read!:tfr9a7wg:

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Post by: Mikan on December 22, 2006, 07:17:21 AM

Quote from: Comrade;264035

I'm not sure what was funnier.

This:  or this:  Nacchi!  Erika!  Yui! :lol:

Take care of yourself. =)

...*Laughs like a dork*...I think it's seeing your Display Picture that makes me all Doki Doki...anyway, cheers for the comment. Im happy ur liking this

Quote from: black velvet;264249

lulz, that's hilarious! You'd think Aya would be the first to know, though. Oblivious much? :rolleyes: Anyway, this is kind of freaky now . . . >.>;

I always thought Aya to be the type of girl that would be in denail. Dont you think? Cause if your best friend came outta the closet and you'd been sleeping with her then everyone is gonna think ur in the closet with her :D

Quote from: rndmnwierd;264362

You included Erika, Yui and W, I don't know how my official love for you can get any more official.

Good luck with the hand thing, hope everything works out and you don't get a horrible infection and have to have your arm amputated up to your elbow. Cuz that would be bad.

Um, Making it more official? Perhaps in writing? Lol.

Yeah and I hope they dont have to cut more off that first planned. It would be hard writing with a stub..I'd have to rename my stories to compensate. Doki Doki would become "dfcolkik vcfdfcolkoiku" (yes, that was me writing my my elbow...)

Title: Whack Whack with my stubby wrist
Post by: Mikan on December 22, 2006, 07:20:36 AM

Gimme a 6


* * * * * * *

”Fujimoto Miki is dead!”

The room gasp eerily on cue and followed on with murmuring. (“How do you know?”)

”I found her body hanging out of a bag in the alley…along with…what I recognised by the remains as …Niigaki Risa…”

More gasping and squeals of horror followed. Rika joined in as to not seem out of place. The nerves had settles now, as her insides had aborted her body a long time before the Aya invasion.

Natsumi paced the floor as she stroked her chin. “This is disturbing indeed. I know for a fact that the killer must be one of us in this room right now!”

”How do you know that?” One of the juniors asked.

”Elementary My dear Henry, Elementary…”

Yaguchi, who was sitting unnoticed behind Abe, tapped her on the arm. “Umm, that phrase is under copyright by the good people of Wesley and Sons. We can’t use it in this story without paying royalties…”

”It’s ok, no one will ever notice. Anyway, as I was about to explain -”

”Abe!” Ogawa stumbled over Aya in the doorway and crashed onto the floor. “Something awful as ha –“

”We know!” The room chorused, taking away Ogawa’s thunder.

”How did you know?”

”Aya told us..”

Ogawa looked from Nacchi in front of her, to Aya beneath her. Her jaw was open crookedly to show her annoyance. “Damn you!”

”ANYWAY! AS I WAS SAYING! Niigaki was locked in her room ever since we got here. I know because…I locked her there myself. And the only other people who have keys to the rooms are us. The members. Therefore one of us here is guilty!”

Rika fidgeted in her place. The moment was nearing. The time when all would be revealed, and the world would know her now not as Charmy Ishikawa, lovable star and idol but as Rampaging Rika, cold-blooded murderer and soon-to-be prison bitch. Oh, she could see it now. A pretty girl like her wouldn’t last long. She was mid-way through imagining the tortures of a prison shower time when something behind that perfect face clicked and cracked. She still had a chance to keep her clean name.

”Yossie did it!”

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: A1 on December 22, 2006, 07:32:07 AM

Rika is a snitch!

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 22, 2006, 01:40:05 PM

Snapped under pressure? Poor little dead girl.

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: 00HB on December 22, 2006, 05:53:27 PM

oh-oh!
I can see yossie's eyes piercing Rikas head in fury....
I can see her standing up and crossing the room....
I can see a "hap-py!" pink and red stain on the wall....
I can see it and it doesn't look nice! XD

Title: Whack Whack with a Candy Cane
Post by: Mikan on December 24, 2006, 11:36:38 AM

00HB your visions are so good I would have handed this story over to had I not already finished it :D

So can you gimme a loud, seasonal, exceptionall Happy final

7

* * * * * * *

Rika jumped into the middle of the room beside Abe and confessed the half truth.

”Yossie did it! She killed those two girls…our friends! She made me promise not to tell but…but…I just couldn’t let this injustice pass!”

The plan developed only in the last 60 seconds was to pass the blame. So far it seemed to be working ok so she threw in a few fake tears for good measure. The room tsked and shook their head in dismay. Yossie’s mask of calm melted away as she jumped to her feet, her face alive with an angsty fury. She was definitely pissed off.

”Damn right we made a promise!”

Yui and Erika held Yossie back with ease. She made no resistance in sitting back down but continued glaring at her betrayer. Kago whimpered from the other side of the room, drawing the attention of the members.

”How could you do something like that!” She cried “I trusted you so much! We were great friends! And then…you did this! You broke a promise to Yossie”

Rika nodded with feigned sadness and disbelief until she realised that whole speil was directed at her. At her for breaking a promise and NOT at Yossie for murder.

”Wait a minute, that’s not such a big deal I mean…Yossie KILLED someone”

Yaguchi folded her arms to increase the intimidation. “Everyone dies. But you…you broke a pact. That’s sacred. It demands immediate reprimand”

Rika’s mind was running so fast that all she could hear was a buzz. Immediate reprimand? She didn’t even know what that meant but she could take a hint from Nacchi flipping through a thick covered book in the corner labelled “Musume Law” that it wasn’t good.

Natsumi flipped through her guidebook. “There is a certain orthodox when punishing promise-breakers and its stated in chapter 9: All Musume (See pg 137; Defining a Musume) who swear to an oath or verbal agreement must, by law and to uphold reputation, keep that agreement until it is either terminated or deemed no longer a valid on account of foul play (See pg 201; Revenge).

A breaking of a verbal agreement ends with a strict punishment as it is one of the most frowned upon mistakes in the Hello! Project. The victim(s) of the contract are given authority to choose a suitable penalty. Or, if possible, the pre-stated punishment shall be set forth”

Rika looked at the faces of the room and wished she didn’t tune out because something tells her that long winded reading was rather important. Before she could ask for a summery Natsumi started up again.

”Yossie, was there a pre-stated punishment?”

Rika mentally shook her head. No. No there wasn’t. And Yossie better not lie about it.

”Yes, there was a pre-stated punishment”

”LIES!” The words slipped right out. Luckily the outburst was ignored and Yossie proceeded to talk.

”We agreed to the standard penalty – Needles”

Needles?! When was this? Ishikawa acted spontaneously by lunging out at Yossie. She had no real plan what to do but she thought she might know by the time their bodies collided. Unfortunately Yaguchi, aided by Aya, stopped her short of her target. The fight that followed was rather feeble but ended anyway with Rika being restrained and tied to a chair. From a velvet bag Natsumi kept all the H!P Relics in she produced a large container with the English words Humphrey B Bear printed across it. Of course the words meant nothing but the contents inside would be important.

”Now, in accordance to your promise, Ishikawa Rika, you swore to never break the promise or tell a lie lest you be forced to drink 1000 Needles”

Ogawa popped open the container, spilling the 1000 sharp, 4 inch long, medical standard acupuncture needles onto the table in front of her. The mere sight of them made the room uneasy. Most of all, Rika.

”Have you all gone mad?!”

At the formation of the last syllable her mouth as jerked open by anonymous hands. Yaguchi was seated directly in front holding forth the first needle. Out of all the commotion in that moment one voice was heard the clearest.

”Say ‘Ah’”


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And this ends the madness a night before the real madness begins. You know what I like? Those mint flavoured red and white candy canes...Gee Whiz, I love em.

Well think of Mikan when you are enjoying your winter christmas! I hope I have given you a fair share of laughs to keep you all smiling. Later guys!

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Yuuyami on December 24, 2006, 03:41:55 PM

Haha, the "I won't break a promise or I'll swallow a thousand needles!" adage has been put to use XD

Yay for a random story~! WOO~!

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: 00HB on December 24, 2006, 05:46:27 PM

Quote from: Mikan;266450

”How could you do something like that!” She cried “I trusted you so much! We were great friends! And then…you did this! You broke a promise to Yossie”

Rika nodded with feigned sadness and disbelief until she realised that whole speil was directed at her. At her for breaking a promise and NOT at Yossie for murder.

”Wait a minute, that’s not such a big deal I mean…Yossie KILLED someone”

Yaguchi folded her arms to increase the intimidation. “Everyone dies. But you…you broke a pact. That’s sacred. It demands immediate reprimand”

Mikan... you know what... You are a fucking genius!:panda_love:
Never would I imagine things turning out like this and yet.... it totaly suits H!P:ONxD:
Merry Xmas and thanks for an awesome fic!:ONfarofflook:

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: black velvet on December 24, 2006, 05:47:34 PM

Needles . . . *cringe* You can't piss off karma!

Quote from: Owaranai_sLaVe;264421

Velvet, must we take this fight everywhere?
Of course Yossui was the first to know because obviously, she was the one who had to bring it to Aya's attention... Which only means Yossui was Miki's first :ONshy2:

Haha, you make an interesting point, but I'll stick with Mikan's explanation. :P

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 26, 2006, 02:20:04 AM

Roffle!

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Owaranai_sLaVe on December 26, 2006, 08:19:10 PM

Ahh! Mikan! You had me laughing so hard when Rika snitched on Yossui. xD Ogawa's way of spillin the beans was weird, but funny.

Leave it up to H!P to make the biggest problems trivial and the breaking of sisterhood the biggest of their worries!

I thought this was gonna be a small fanfic (smaller than 10 chaps) but I guess I missunderstood. YAY~

Well atleast I got through to ya, Velvet :D

-Owaranai_sLaVe

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Tanachan on December 26, 2006, 09:38:35 PM

OMG This. Is. Awesome. Period. You are a freaking GENIUS!

Title: Kick 'em while they're down!
Post by: Mikan on January 01, 2007, 04:33:44 PM

* * *  Cast Interview * * *

Q: What did you think the first time you read the script?

Yoshizawa: Uh, It had potential...

Ishikawa: I liked it, yeah...I thought 'Now I could see this happening'.

Matsuura: At first I was skeptical, you know...I didnt think this was for me and I was also working on Sukeban Deka at the time so...so I was really full on but uh, yeah...Mikan contacted me and we uh...*laughs* ..talked about what it would take for me to participate in this project. In the end I settled for uh...more lines and for her to stop stalking me...

Abe: I saw a lot of truth in the script...

Q: What was it like being stars in such an outstanding movie?

Niigaki: Actually, I wasnt in this movie at all...I mean, come on! My screen time didnt even exceed the first page but they said it would be safer to have a stunt double in my place being hacked to bits...and seeing as she was paid by the hour, she might as well do my dialouge as well!!

Ayaka: I was rather heart broken when I found out they had cut all my scenes from the movie. I mean, all of that is ok but my main concern was that if I didnt feature in the film, I didnt get paid. So I caught up with Mikan at the Post-Production party and she told me the good news which was I do get paid because I'll be doing a special feature on the DVD edition. I'll be dubbing the movie in English..all by myself...so I get to do all their voices, yeah...Yeah, Im looking forward to that..

Q: What were the highlights for you?

Yoshizawa: *laughs* Highlights? Uh well definately beating the stunt double with the axe...*laughs* Yeah, that was a real highlight for me.

Nakayama the Stunt Double: Being beaten with an axe by The Yoshizawa Hitomi. Im a huge fan so as you can imagine it was quite an honour..

---

Fujimoto: For me I would have to say the steaming hot love scene between Aya and I was a real highlight..Unfortunately it did end up getting cut out on the grounds that it was irrelevant to the plot

Matsuura: Yeah, it was really. But it was a shame though because it was such a detailed and intimate scene

Fujimoto: But they said it would be a waste just throw it away so apparently it's going to be released separetly

Matsuura: Yeah, I heard something of that..as an AV or something?

Fujimoto: Yeah...that's what I heard

---

Konno: Without a doubt...the buffet table..

Tsuji: Definately the buffet table...

---

Ogawa: Actually having a proper part in the movie. But Um...Originally I had a lot more to do with the ending but in some last minute changes...my lines were handed over to Matsuura Aya... *forced laugh*

Yaguchi: Probably feeding Rika-chan those needles. Unfortunately the gore of that scene in particular tipped the rating to R so we had it removed.

Q: Additional comments?

Konno: I still dont get the title..

Takahashi: Oh thank god! I thought I was the only one!

---

Matsuura: I cant believe Miki really is gay...

Fujimoto: *Grope*

Ishikawa: I cant believe I was given more screen time than Aya!

Fujimoto: And I cant believe that I actually spent 6 hours inside a garbage back in the alley dumpster

Kago: Yeah, I had fun. Oh and I still cant believe it's not butter!


Disclaimer: This film is PETA approved.  No idols were harmed or killed during filming. Stunt doubles do not count as they volunteered for it (sick bastards) - Legal Advisor, Blizzard




Thanks to everyone for reading!! I appreciated your support!! Let's bring on the new year!! And I apologise for writing this behind the scenes feature, I just really wanted to write something XD

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: black velvet on January 01, 2007, 05:13:53 PM

:heart:

Haha, Wet Noodle > Sukeban Deka! Well, unless you include some leather suits! >.> Or that irrelevant scene . . .

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Yuuyami on January 01, 2007, 05:17:10 PM

ROFFLE.

I love the Ayaka dubbing comment.

I love the Steaming Hot Love Scene that didn't air in the movie but might be turned into an AV, roffle.

Aya and Miki <3

You are so awesome xD

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Tanachan on January 01, 2007, 07:25:57 PM

ROFFLE!!!

I agree with Yuuyami^^ and also love the Buffet Table~

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Owaranai_sLaVe on January 01, 2007, 11:28:56 PM

lmfao! Rika's last line made me laugh so hard my friend was yelling at me on the phone. ^_^;

The whole thing is totally imaginable. But dammit, Rika just made it funnier because thats so her.

AYYYAAAAKKKKAAA <3


Irrelevant sex scenes? But those are never irrelevant!
-Owaranai_sLaVe

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: 00HB on January 02, 2007, 02:17:28 AM

so it seems that we'll have to see the DVD release of this Movie!
Better save some money couse I'm definetly buying it.
[look down the line]
and I'm not the only one! ^____^

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: JFC on January 02, 2007, 03:03:49 AM

Quote from: Mikan;271960

Matsuura: Mikan contacted me and we uh...*laughs* ..talked about what it would take for me to participate in this project. In the end I settled for uh...more lines and for her to stop stalking me...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: Mikan;271960

Q: What were the highlights for you?

Fujimoto: For me I would have to say the steaming hot love scene between Aya and I was a real highlight..Unfortunately it did end up getting cut out on the grounds that it was irrelevant to the plot

Matsuura: Yeah, it was really. But it was a shame though because it was such a detailed and intimate scene

Dammit. :evil:

Quote from: Mikan;271960

Fujimoto: But they said it would be a waste just throw it away so apparently it's going to be released separetly

Matsuura: Yeah, I heard something of that..as an AV or something?

Fujimoto: Yeah...that's what I heard

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah baby. Oooooooooooooo right! :jerk:

Quote from: Mikan;271960

Q: What were the highlights for you?

Konno: Without a doubt...the buffet table..

Tsuji: Definately the buffet table...

I can DEFINITELY picture the two of them saying this. :P

Quote from: Mikan;271960

Q: Additional comments?

Konno: I still dont get the title..

Takahashi: Oh thank god! I thought I was the only one!

Neither do I...but I don't care. :D

Quote from: Mikan;271960

Q: Additional comments?

Matsuura: I cant believe Miki really is gay...

Fujimoto: *Grope*

Classic. :twisted:


Dammit I feel like ChrNo. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Mikan on January 02, 2007, 05:26:20 AM

Lol, I thought you were Chrno for a second but your Sig made me double check :D (Love the sing, man)

Thanks guys for commenting. I only wish I could have made it funnier. My excuse is that is was really early...like what, 4am?

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: rndmnwierd on January 02, 2007, 07:55:21 AM

Kago's line killed

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Blizzard on January 02, 2007, 09:02:42 AM

I just read this and I was laughing so hard!  Especially at the cast interview part!  Mikan, you really are a genius!  

But, you forgot one thing.  The disclaimer at the end:

"This film is PETA approved.  :MKgrin:  No idols were harmed or killed during filming.  Stunt doubles do not count as they volunteered for it (sick bastards)."



*This will probably not be as funny when I read it much later today, but if Mikan's 4am writings are that hilarious, I'm hoping my 2am couple of sentences are somewhat funny.

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Aioros on January 02, 2007, 09:29:27 AM

:ONwahaha:

What a way to start the new year!

Quote from: Mikan

Abe: I saw a lot of truth in the script...

enter X-Files music...:ONglasses:
BTW, how's the hand doing?

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Mikan on January 03, 2007, 11:39:19 AM

Thanks guys :D

My hand looks retarded. It looks like im trying to shop lift an apple via my wrist, Muhahahahah!!

Blizzard, I put your disclaimer in my story. I hope you dont mind.

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Blizzard on January 03, 2007, 08:26:56 PM

:ONshock:

Mind? Are you kidding?!  I'm honored!!  :ONfarofflook:

HONTO NICE BODY BODY!!!  :tfr9a7wg:

Wrong thread, I know, but I can't help it!  I'm so happy!
Yes, I'm a dork, I know.

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Owaranai_sLaVe on January 04, 2007, 02:09:57 AM

hmmm... What does PETA mean? *sorry for sounding like a total outcast, haha*

-Owaranai_sLaVe

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Mikan on January 04, 2007, 02:21:20 AM

Peta is an animal protection thingy, isnt it?

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: JFC on January 04, 2007, 02:36:14 AM

^ Yeah. They have a tendency to go overboard with a lot of things, but that's for another discussion altogether.

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Blizzard on January 04, 2007, 03:51:52 AM

Quote from: JFC;274505

^ Yeah. They have a tendency to go overboard with a lot of things, but that's for another discussion altogether.

I agree on both points.  

Yeah, PETA is an animal protection group thingy.  I was just thinking of those films that have a disclaimer about none of the animals being hurt in the filming process and I couldn't think of a different group, so I just went with it. :P

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: lil_hamz on January 05, 2007, 03:54:42 PM

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA

*pauses to breath*

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA

Ahem....sorry for that outburst. *wipes tears from eyes*

Mikan! YOU!! Yes you *pointing* How do you do it?? I'm positively jealous cuz this was hella funny and GOOD :yay:

I've lost count of all the parts I like about this but I must mention...

1) Ayaka was in this? *stares in disbelief* Since when? :lol: But as least she gets to have a Koharu voicing Kirari thingy.

2) Risa's cast interview. Man I love this girl. And you actually make me love a fanfic Risa too. Is that even possible?

3) So Mako's lines went to Aya. That's how you got her to participate eh

4) *Looks at Ai-chan and KonKon* I'm with you on this one. I don't get the title either :p

5) What's this about Aya and boob flashing? Did I miss something? *taps feet*

6) How did Miki die again? I went through this a few times and still didn't see nothing. Do I need new eyes or something?


So when's the DVD release date? I need to preorder this. And the GAM ahem... other video XD

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Mikan on January 05, 2007, 06:01:32 PM

YO! HAMZ! long time no see! Thanks for the long comment. Nice to see that I made you laugh.

You dont actually see or hear about Miki dying...its kinda fill in the blanks. It would be better I suppose if this was a movie..so lets for a moment go through slide by slide.

1 - Here is Ishikawa with Yossui. Yossui is saying "Brb!" and Ishikawa is holding the plastic bag.

2 - Ishikawa is alone with the bag.

3 - Miki shows up and tries to force Ishikawa aside to see what's in the bag

==Missing SCENE you DONT see is Here!!===

4 - Yossui returns and sees Miki's legs hanging outta the bag (I think I describe it as '23cm Nike sneakers hanging out of the bag'). Yossui pretty much over looks the 2nd murder, commenting only with "So. No trouble?"

^^    tehehehe...


Oh and that Aya boob thingy!! Aya was dancing and her boobs came outta her costume. She was wearing the special bra at the time so you dont see anything but her reaction to the wardrobe malfunction is CUTE AS!!!

...umm....Check Youtube. I think its still on there (If anyone has the FULL thing I would like it. Not just the boob moment!!) Search Aya and Boob..Im sure it will come up.

PEACE AND LOVE, GUYS!

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Hakai on January 05, 2007, 06:09:10 PM

Nice history Mikan. I laughed so hard ;)  Specially with Rika´s lines



* Hi pinsan!  It´s great to see you here :MKface:

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: lil_hamz on January 10, 2007, 08:57:17 AM

I was guessing the nikes were Miki's. Does she wear them in real life though? And how did you get 23cm? Are those her real feet size? I have no clue how big their feet are :lol:

Awww the Aya clip is no more :ONcry: Oh well I always miss the "good stuff" XD

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Mikan on January 10, 2007, 11:23:40 AM

If you ask nicely I'll give you the clip ^^

Also I have no idea with Miki really wears Nikes. I think she wears adidas because they were the sponser for Gatas. Apart from that I have no idea.

23cm was a guess. Japanese people generally have small feet and the shoe sizes are not in 7, 8, 9. Its in Cm. My Foot size is 25cm so I took Miki's body measurements into concideration and I came up with 23cm.

^^ Pure fictional Logic!!

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: lil_hamz on January 13, 2007, 09:39:43 AM

Quote from: Mikan;279462

If you ask nicely I'll give you the clip ^^

Also I have no idea with Miki really wears Nikes. I think she wears adidas because they were the sponser for Gatas. Apart from that I have no idea.

23cm was a guess. Japanese people generally have small feet and the shoe sizes are not in 7, 8, 9. Its in Cm. My Foot size is 25cm so I took Miki's body measurements into concideration and I came up with 23cm.

^^ Pure fictional Logic!!

Pretty please??? Does that sound nice enough yet :p
Hmmm very logical thinking I must say :ONglasses: I wonder what's my feet size in cm?

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Mikan on January 15, 2007, 08:53:29 AM

Yeh, thats good enough.

Here is the link -
http://www.sendspace.com/file/dome19

I hope I uploaded it correctly. And Aya is SUCH A CUTIE in this clip! I love the poking the tongue out. It makes me laugh so hard.

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Owaranai_sLaVe on January 18, 2007, 12:49:17 AM

Quote from: Hakaisou;275881

* Hi pinsan!  It´s great to see you here :MKface:

So this is where you hang out Mi Prima! Hehe, PTA misses you ^_-

Mikan, I've seen the full version on youtube and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind telling me what it saids when they freeze the screen and write all these comments (or whatever) on it. Well you I'm not wondering word for word, just wondering if it's good or bad ^_^; Size 23 cm Nikes? Haha I thought everyone wore addidas in H!P...

-Owaranai_sLaVe

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Mikan on January 18, 2007, 07:00:27 AM

Far as I know the first one pretty much says Bra Exposure. (Before that it says Kizuite which I think means like 'in the climax' or something like that)

The next one says "Two later, it happenes again"
(It says asatte which means the day after tomorrow..which is effectively two days later, isnt it?)

Lil_Hamz, did you download this or not?

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: lil_hamz on January 18, 2007, 09:03:19 AM

Quote from: Owaranai_sLaVe;285398

So this is where you hang out Mi Prima! Hehe, PTA misses you ^_-

Mikan, I've seen the full version on youtube and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind telling me what it saids when they freeze the screen and write all these comments (or whatever) on it. Well you I'm not wondering word for word, just wondering if it's good or bad ^_^; Size 23 cm Nikes? Haha I thought everyone wore addidas in H!P...

-Owaranai_sLaVe

They wore Mizuno too but that was like a long time ago XD

Quote from: Mikan;285632

Far as I know the first one pretty much says Bra Exposure. (Before that it says Kizuite which I think means like 'in the climax' or something like that)

Lil_Hamz, did you download this or not?

Argh SS hates me so I didn't get it. I'll try again tomorrow. Would it be bad of me to request for YSI? :ONpleeease: *bows head*

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Mikan on January 18, 2007, 11:46:32 AM

Quote from: lil_hamz;285688

Argh SS hates me so I didn't get it. I'll try again tomorrow. Would it be bad of me to request for YSI? :ONpleeease: *bows head*

...Uh...you talking to me? Sure...Whats YSI?

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: lil_hamz on January 18, 2007, 05:28:10 PM

Quote from: Mikan;285891

...Uh...you talking to me? Sure...Whats YSI?

Yes you :lol: YSI = yousendit

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: 00HB on January 27, 2007, 08:30:08 PM

Nani? What is this video everyone is talking about??:ONdunno:

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: Blizzard on January 28, 2007, 04:35:06 AM

Here you go hamz and HB.  (Sorry it's so late hamz, I haven't checked this thread in a while.)

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=ED234D621AE9860F

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: lil_hamz on January 28, 2007, 06:34:45 AM

Quote from: 00HB;294789

Nani? What is this video everyone is talking about??:ONdunno:

See Blizzard's post. It's about a 'little accident' Aya had during a performance.

Quote from: Blizzard;295174

Here you go hamz and HB.  (Sorry it's so late hamz, I haven't checked this thread in a while.)

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=ED234D621AE9860F

Thanks for the upload pal :) I was :ON@_@: but Aya is really professional for going on with the perf.

Title: With a wet noodle
Post by: 00HB on January 28, 2007, 03:45:35 PM

Whoa... A trully professional. She handeled it nice and smooth, with a smile....
Thanks Blizzard and hamz!
[and sorry, Mikan, for deviating the original thread purpose]