Reporter asking Tsunku san about his new book:
"So You Want to Be an Idol?- A How To Manual"Reporter:"
Tsunku san, can any girl become an idol?"Tsunku: "
Sure, there are few skills and talents they should have, though"1) Show business has a lot of heavy equipment and large trucks to move the gear. You need to be able to repair any size truck engine.
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2)It's hot doing summer shows in Japan. You gotta look good, even if your sweating like a pregnant nun at confession
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3) Get along with your peers- we don't need any petty ego wars
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4) Qualified Marksman- it's a must
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5) Basic Education- No need to have a graduate degree, but some of these girls can't even spell their name, for Pete's sake
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6) Advanced martial art experience- you know, our handshake events are open to anyone, and we don't want any trouble....
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7) Child care- you need to be good with little kids, as the staff often need a babysitter
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Something unique- we like different looks, but each idol should have some outstanding feature
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Reporter: "
Tsunku san, that is a pretty difficult requirement list, but I guess there are people out there that still qualify. Is there anything else?"Tsunku: "
Yes, you will need to have a Beluga Whale operator's license."Reporter:
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