KINECT Kills TV
As you've probably noticed, Microsoft launched its Kinect motion control system this week -- and while you're rearranging your furniture to make room for the space-hungry sensor, here's a timely reminder that playing motion-control games can be hazardous to the health of your television.
It comes to us courtesy of an unfortunate Kinect owner, who...well, we'll let him tell it.
"A public service announcement," he says on his personal blog: "Do not under any circumstances play Kinect Sports Volleyball at 1:30 a.m. while standing under a ceiling fan with a dangling chain for a light switch. You could conceivably spike it into your year-old amazing TV, causing it to die with a rainbow LCD teardrop dripping down from the impact wound."
Gory. Gamers with long memories might recall a spate of similar TV destruction when the Nintendo Wii appeared on the market. Nintendo quickly issued owners with strengthened wristbands and, later, grippy controller sheaths, but even that didn't entirely stop the carnage.