Author Topic: [LMAO] Carlos Zambrano warned about computer overuse (Read 2759 times)

daigong · « **on:** May 24, 2005, 08:01:34 AM »

Quote from: Jim Rome

...Cubs right hander/head hunter Carlos Zambrano. You might not believe this, but doctors said he should cut back the time he spent in front of the computer because it may be contributing to his elbow problems.

Manager Dusty Baker says that he needs to check himself. “It’s not carpal tunnel but if you don’t watch it, who knows what it can lead to. We are trying to alleviate it.”

Bake, what, did you run out of holy water, lizard? Zambrano says he spends four hours a day communicating with his brother via email. 4 hours a day? Look, I'm sure brothers have a lot to talk about, but 4 hours every day? That seems a bit excessive. No one has that much to talk about. So what else could he be doing in front of a computer 4 hours a day? What else is on a computer that could hold someone’s attention for that long?

Hmmmm, a real mystery.

Zambrano didn’t look any worse for wear on Saturday, giving up just 1-hit in 7 innings. Hell, everyone else in the National League is going to start sitting down in front of the computer and ‘email their brother’ for 4 hours every day.

Thimas X · « **Reply #1 on:** May 24, 2005, 01:08:36 PM »

Thats bs. Hes talking to his brother for 10 minutes and watching porn for 3 hours and 50 minutes. Probably strangling that goose too.

.....or hes found out about morning musume

Hamasaki_Yoshizawa · « **Reply #2 on:** May 25, 2005, 01:08:36 AM »

LMAO~

And I quote :

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What else is on a computer that could hold someone’s attention for that long?

Can't be his brother brother is it?

Saburo · « **Reply #3 on:** May 26, 2005, 12:33:29 AM »

Hmm... Typing causes arm problems?

Or is it a dumbfuck manager that allows a starting pitcher to throw 136 pitches in a single goddamn game?

I feel sorry for Cub fans...

daigong · « **Reply #4 on:** May 26, 2005, 07:39:26 AM »

Also. The guy is a baseball player, average salary of over a million. Couldn't he just pick up the phone??

Yeah, I spend 4 hours chatting to tama-chan and shirenu, but I have mastered Da Art of One Hand Typing.

yokotapioka · « **Reply #5 on:** June 16, 2005, 08:42:46 PM »

Quote from: daigong

Also. The guy is a baseball player, average salary of over a million. Couldn't he just pick up the phone??

maybe he can't . or it's too busy playing space invaders on pc...