(This is a fan fic based on the "public images" of various Hello!Project artists and is no way, shape or form trying to imply anything about the personal lives of the real people behind the public images.)An Annoying Paradise - Den-O Part 10Hiro and Kiraki walk the streets of Ruppongi. Several host club callers try to get their attention, but are unsuccessful.
"Hiro, this is bad. Don't you think that this is the same sort of behavior that got Masaki and Satoshi kidnapped?"
"Kiraki, Kiraki. You are too uptight. We will soon be famous idols. If we don't have at least a hint of a couple scandals following us around the girls will assume we are boring."
"What's wrong with that?"
"Well, if you want to be a heart throb type, or a bad boy type, being boring is certainly
not the vibe you want to give off."
"This feels wrong. Josephine is probably going to have to cough up some bribe money to keep our faces out of the tabloids."
"Tut, tut. He's used to it, and I'm sure he'll forgive us, since we helped him out in Lost World."
Kiraki looks around him. There are drunk salarymen everywhere, each trying to chat up some hostess type. "I don't feel so good."
"Listen, we both have had to deal with a horrible blow recently. This will be a good way to start the healing process."
"What blow was that?"
"Finding out that Aika was really Towa."
Kiraki looks down. "Oh. I guess that's kind of true."
"It's time to wipe the slate clean and start living life again."
"If you say so."
"Guys? Guys?"
Hiro and Kiraki hear a voice that seems to be directed towards them. They turn to see a young lady who seems to be very out of place. She wears glasses, a skirt, and a jacket, and seems very mature.
"You two look like you're interesting people. I was trying to find some new hobbies. I'll bet you know some."
Kiraki whispers in Hiro ear. "Doesn't she look like ..."
"Towa isn't built like that. Come on, get over it. Say hello to the lady."
"Um, hello?"
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Opening Credits Theme: Climax Jump! (Friend ☆ Ship version)
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Towa yawns.
Why am I tired? I went to bed at the normal time.Towa notices that Hiro and Kiraki are also yawning. "Are you guys catching whatever problem I have?"
Hiro winks at Towa. "No, no. We just had an adventure last night, an adventure fit for an idol."
"You're not trying to corrupt Kiraki, are you?"
Towa notices that Kiraki has a guilty look on his face. Towa smacks Hiro. "Can't you for once be a good example?"
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During lunch, Towa is roped into sitting with Reina-sama and her entourage again.
"Little brother, Miyabi has told me some disturbing things."
"Disturbing?" Towa looks at Miyabi and notices that she is dressed slightly differently today and is wearing many strings of beads. Also, there is no flower on the table today, but instead there is burning incense.
Miyabi speaks in a spooky voice. "Towa, I know this is going to sound strange, but I know why you have been run down lately."
"Why?"
"There is an evil spirit that has invaded your body."
Towa looks at Reina-sama, then at Sayumi. "She's joking right?"
Reina crosses her hands. "Miyabi's power as a psychic is well known."
Towa turns back to Miyabi. "So, if I was invaded by an evil spirit, what's next?"
"You need to get some
super counseling."
"Wouldn't it be easier to drink an elixir?"
Reina-sama wags her finger. "Younger brother, that would just treat the symptoms, not the problem. But, since you have been tired today, please drink this."
"I see."
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Outside the school gates a fashionably dressed girl with chubby cheeks looks at the school. "This must be the place."
Suddenly a nearby street vendor starts barking: "Taiyaki, get your Taiyaki here."
Even though the girl is half a block away she instantly sprints towards the vendor. "Taiyaki?"
"Yes ma'am. With gyouza filling."
"No way!" The girls eyes light up with supernatural light.
"Well, since you're a pretty girl, you can have one for free."
The girl looks at the taiyaki. "Okay, I'm going to bite your tail off first." She takes a bite. "
Sugoi!"
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Towa walks out of the cafeteria. He is hailed by Hiro.
"Hey, hey. I didn't show you the prize I got last night." Hiro pulls out a handkerchief with a large letter "M" on it.
"And, this is significant because ...?"
"It's from a girl we met last night in Ruppongi."
In the Den-O liner diner car,
Mikikas sneezes.
Yossikas chuckles. "Someone must be talking about you."
Mikikas ignores Yossikas and searches through her purse. A sudden realization hits her.
"Lin Lin? Do you have any tissue?"
Lin Lin runs over with a box of tissue. "Of course."
Back at the school, Yurina eyes Hiro and the handkerchief.
I cannot allow this.Hiro, Kiraki, and Towa walk back toward class.
Suddenly, Hiro is tackled and dragged into an empty classroom by Yurina. Their momentum drags Kiraki along with them.
Towa sees this and runs over to the door and starts knocking on it.
Finally, Yurina answers. "Who is it?"
"It's Towa."
"Good. Hiro won't tell me who the owner of the handkerchief is and I won't let him out unless he tells me."
"I have no idea why you would care."
"I must make sure that Hiro isn't drawn down the wrong path by some rotten woman. So, ... would
you know who it was?"
"The only thing I know is that the handkerchief has the English letter 'M' on it."
"Well, you want me to release them, you'll have to find out who this woman is."
Towa raises an eyebrow. "Hiro, Kiraki. Why don't you to just push Yurina out of the way and leave?"
Hiro nervously laughs. "Well, she has tied us up."
"You've only been in there for a minute!"
Kiraki sounds distraught. "She's fast!"
"Hiro, do you even
know who this woman was?"
"Actually, no. She didn't give her name."
"This is ridiculous." Towa walks away from the classroom.
Maybe this will teach Hiro to be a better example to Kiraki.Towa hears his cell phone go off with the Den-O liner's ring tone. "What's up?"
Erina sounds nervous. "Trouble is coming. We've sensed an Imagin who walked up to the school, but then for some reason started to walk away."
"That's weird. I wonder what the Imagin could be doing?"
The fashionably dressed girl continues to walk away from the school, seeing another street vendor.
"Good afternoon young lady, some Takoyaki balls?"
To be continued