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The Hello! Project Fanfics => H!P Fanfics => Topic started by: Comrade on August 22, 2009, 12:17:59 AM
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In honour of the Postwhoring Olympics. :jphip: Everyone is :welcome.
Make up and post the next 3 words of this H!P-centered story. Plot twists and craziness expected. Dunno how well this idea will take off, but I guess we can only wait and see. I guess the only rule is that you can't double post in this one because you've gotta give others a chance to say their 3 words. :P
I will start
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One sunny day,
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there were two
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girls one cup
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that were sexily
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spreading peanut butter
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all over one
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of the other
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two girl couples.
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"I am hungry"
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said Dinny, reaching
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for her humongous
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delicious deli sandwich
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and drinking her
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milkshake. Suddenly a
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hugeass pink panty
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flew through the
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window and landed
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right in Dinny's
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cute purdy face.
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So she said,
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"Mmmm, tastes like
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chicken wrapped in...
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a falafel with
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a pinch of
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something sticky and
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gooey, much like
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a very wet
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and used sponge
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that reminded her
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of Fenrir's back
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which sweats after
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a grueling session
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of playing RE5
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and getting into
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sexy outfits of
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leather to dominate
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Commie and then
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makes slaves of
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Aibutt and Mikitty.
Although it'll probably be the other way around. lol
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Panty in hand,
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Dinny stood, determined
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to investigate the
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wonderful legs of
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Estrea and tama-chan
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which were intertwined
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in a clever
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intricate dance about
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the end of
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a genie granting
The story so far:
One sunny day, there were two girls one cup that were sexily spreading peanut butter all over one of the other two girl couples. "I'm hungry," said Dinny, reaching for her humongous delicious deli sandwich and drinking her milkshake. Suddenly, a hugeass pink panty flew through the window and landed right on Dinny's cut purdy face. So she said, "Mmmm, tastes like chicken wrapped in a falafel with a pinch of something sticky and gooey, much like a very wet and used sponge," that reminded her of Fenrir's back which sweats after a grueling session of playing RE5 and getting into sexy outfits of leather to dominate Commie and then make slaves of Aibutt and Mikitty. Panty in hand, Dinny stood, determined to investigate the wonderful legs of Estrea and tama-chan which were intertwined in a clever intricate dance about the end of a genie granting
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wishes by saying
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"All hail ReinAi
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Revolution 21!". After
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the drooling, Dinny
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climbed over to
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the far side
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of Ai-chan's butt
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and pulled out
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her bowling ball
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that she used
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as a weapon
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against her nemesis:
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the evil, yet
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sophisticated young woman
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in an epic
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leopard print bra,
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that she stole
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from Yuko Nakazawa
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while she bathed
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in Miki's hot
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tub of jello
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cuz Kuno_Thunder lunged
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at her with
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his special technique
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called "the flying
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bikini attack," anyway
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the nemesis' was
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the panda, Saikami,
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who is known
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throughout the land
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as a very
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dark and cold
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wet, nasty farts
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that smelled like
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natto and cheese.
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The girls walked
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around in circles
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for some time,
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and then they
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came across a
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a group of
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angry looking individuals
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who wanted to
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rip Masa's balls
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and eat them
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from between daigong's
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index and middle
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sweaty ass toes
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where he always
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kept his small
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stash of crack
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ready for any
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hot lesbian action
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around the corner
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behind a giant
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one of a
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ass cheek of
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the awesomest awesome
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most defined blue
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haired woman named
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Sayumi held a
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keyboard looking animal
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underneath her right
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cleanly shaved armpit
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which Reina tought
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was smelly. Sayu
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agreed but liked
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Koharu's armpit better.
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Saikami and Dinny
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decided to buy
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a slightly moist
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but very interesting
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sponge like fish
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that had the
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power to make
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girls turn into
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girls insatiable of
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peaches. (?!) They proceeded
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to go to
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their fave. place
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to eat pizza
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and also to
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change into their
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Pretty Cure costumes
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to make CKD
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one thousand cranes.
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After they finished,
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they go adventuring
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in CKD's crane
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zoo. CKD yells,
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"Oh...my...God....
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where is my
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dolphin?!?!" JunJun suddenly
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skipped over and
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kissed CKD on
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the ever delectable
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and scrumptious nose.
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Suddenly, CKD yells
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"I AM JUSTICE!!!!!!"
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Dinny, with a
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evil grin, says
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tama as she
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buries dead ostriches.
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Meanwhile, Yuuyami sneaks
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into the bathroom
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while Rika is
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coming out of
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the garbage can
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from picking up
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a collection of
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very shiny pink
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bikinis to wear.
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Rika looks at
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the bikinis sceptically
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trying to decide
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which bikini to
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put on Dinny.
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Picking the most
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revealing and most
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frilly bikini, she
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pranced off to
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find Dinny and
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play dress up.
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Dinny, horrified at
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the taste of
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Rika's swimsuit senses,
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hides in the
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ass crack of
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Daigong, who was
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having a spectacular
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session of yoga.
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Fenrir pointed and
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cackled, "You two
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are so silly
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and dumb." Daigong
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pulled Dinny out
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and asked "What
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is turkey?" Dinny
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looked at him,
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shrugged, and replied
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"I just like
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big breasted women
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drowning in seas."
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Everybody raised their
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beers and toasted
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to the health
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of our beloved
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Nakazawa, who was
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surprisingly a mother
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of yankii Reina
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and Koharu's sister.
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Sayumi suddenly exclaimed
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"Usagi-chan Peaaaace!"
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Not wearing pants,
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Tenkei decided to
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walk up to
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the convenience store
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and buy a
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condom to use
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but before that
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he called Masa
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CKD and Junjun
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for a phone
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which he called
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asking for permission
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to have sex
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with a leather
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whip and a
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really cute little
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chupucabra. Thus, the
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Baldie and the
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population of India
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decided to all
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come together and
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have one big
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group hug, breaking
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the cycle of
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life, creating monstrous
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wotas capable of
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making pineapple shaped
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houses like Spongebob.
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Factory workers in
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Sexy Island were
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trying to escape
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gropping hands of
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Dinny, when a
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giant pizza roll
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catapulted into the
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factory building and
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rolled down the
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chocolate covered valley
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into a big
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man's nose. Miki
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couldn't help but
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squeal like a
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dolphin ultrasound and
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proceed to dance
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like a hyena
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on Maki's head.
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Dinny yelled out
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"what the fuck..."
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and ran to
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the ocean. She
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squealed and flailed
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and declared, "I
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lost all ability
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to write stories
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what will I
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do to live?"
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Commie suddenly throws
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that pink panty
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which suddenly turns
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into a frog
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for anybody who
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has the balls
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to actually go
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Kissing while doing
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the cow dance
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and eating bananas.
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Eri walks over
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to the nearest
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motorcycle shop and
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decides to thunder
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thigh on a
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poor little defenseless
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bike as she
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stomps towards her
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with her leather
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belt securing her
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jeans to her
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thunder thighs. She
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moves toward the
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strange woman who
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looks just like
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Nakazawa Yuko's mother,
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conveniently named AiButt
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Sanders the Third.
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Meanwhile, CKD and
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Rika were bathing
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in an undisclosed
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location, and totally
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didn't know that
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Yaguchi Mari was
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bathing nearby in
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her splintered wooden
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tub made from
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alligator eyeballs and
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dragon scales which
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had been harvested
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in the first
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century by a
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hoard of sleepy
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and drunk underage
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medieval cheerleaders who
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used their assets
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to woo the
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giant metal windmills
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to spin around
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at 510 kilometres
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per hour for
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the whole day
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before Tuesday. Then,
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CKD and Rika
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decided to slurp
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the udon prepared
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in the kitchen
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for Rika's birthday.
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Belching loudly, they
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shouted, "Maki Goto..
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...how dare you
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leave us for
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those horribly nasty
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bugs that have
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been infesting the
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elegant Risa's hair!!!!"
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"You mean eyebrows,"
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that solidifies her