This is for all the awkward emo confessionals on the one shot thread, for all the hell I'm making takagaki go through in HnK, and the total lack of libido pumping and actual happiness going on for everyone in general in QPQ. I had a little bit of a personal funk I needed to get over. Thanks for putting up with me =] I think it's about time I finished this~ It's a surprise times 3 LOL None of them are related at all, but weddings apparently inspire a lot of different things haha
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First, I'm bringing back the ZukkixRiho toddlers combo lol I think these two are gonna be my fall-back fluff if you guys need a breather from the heavy haha------------------------
I Do's and Pinky SwearsYou know something? I think adults are weird. They think that going to a church for like 3 gazillion hours in princess and prince outfits is 'fun.' My mama told me that adults called these things 'weddings,' and it's for when two people really love each other and make promises to be in love forever or something like that. Why can't they just make promises in the sandbox at the playground? Sandcastles are just as good as churches, if you ask me.
Then they have these weird parties after, and all the adults drink a lot of weird looking grape juice. It kind of smells like the stuff my mama puts on my booboo's when I fall down and scrape my knees. I didn't think you could drink that stuff, but oh well. It sure makes the adults really red in the face, they kind of look like tomatoes, and it makes them walk funny. I guess you could think about it like playing on a super, super fast merry-go-round? Whatever it is, it makes me laugh and adults should drink it more.
Anywho, Zukki was there, too! Her parents and my parents became good friends after Zukki and I became playmates. I guess our parents just have the same princess and prince friends because I don't think there are a lot of kingdoms to choose from around here.
...Wait, does that mean I could be a princess?...Yeah, I'm
totally a princess.
"Ne, Riho-chan~ Let's be together forever~"
Zukki and I were sitting at the same table at the party because our parents wanted to talk about adult stuff. I was kind of falling asleep since it was way past my bedtime, but Zukki was wide awake and she was really watching the prince and princess doing their slow dance. That was kind of like what they do in all those Disney movies I like to watch.
"Aren't we a little too young for that? We don't need to get married
now, do we?"
Now, Zukki and I just met like a few months ago, but we're best friends forever now, you know. Forever sounds a little far away, and we're only five! But I don't like seeing Zukki frown, so I really had to put my thinking cap on because she looked like she wanted to cry after I asked her that. She's not very good at telling when I'm joking...
"We can pinky swear instead~"
She grabbed my pinky real fast, locked our fingers together, and laughed. "OK! I do, then!"
Zukki's a little weird and she smiles too much. I'm not sure what makes her so happy all the time, but I guess if we're going to get married, I'll have the rest of my life to figure that out, right? This is for all the marbles. Pinky swears are a lot more serious than wedding vows, after all.
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Next up, crack. After parties are the best part of the wedding haha because with friends like these, who needs to pay for entertainment? And now that I think about it, I guess this and the first story are kind of intertwined haha------------------------
Her Kingdom for a Miracle"WAR! UGH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?"
"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! RAWRRRRRR heehee~"
"WARRRRR! UGHHHHH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?!"
"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! SING IT AGAIN NOW!! teehee~"
And this just kept going. On and on, back and forth. As Reina sat alone at their table for three at the wedding reception, she wasn't sure if she had wanted to just leave the vicinity and let the two idiots on stage find their own way home, or if she should just stab herself with the butter knife on the table. Decisions, decisions.
But as the drunken dumbass duo on stage continued with their drunken onslaught of butchering perfectly wonderful, but horrifically inappropriate songs after somehow manhandling the actual members of the band to leave, Reina was beginning to just hope the alcohol had gotten to the rest of the members of the audience at the reception. Glancing around, she found that everyone was still very unfortunately sober and she could only cover her face with a hand in complete embarrassment.
People had
seen her step into this reception hall with these idiots. Everyone
knew they were friends or associated or something of the sort. People would have
her head for letting
these morons get on stage...after getting over the initial shock of it all, of course.
"Oh god, why me?" she groaned into her palms.
Just when things couldn't get any worse, everything somehow managed to
always surprise Reina for the worse. Always for the worse and never for the better when it came to these idiots she called friends and their other buddy, alcohol. She should have probably stopped them the moment she came back, but the opportunity to record this performance for blackmailing purposes just struck her as too good to miss. And now it was just too late even think about stopping them; the duo had managed to round up a bunch of drunken groupies to cheer them on.
"Ok, ok *hic* so our next song will be...take it away Sayu~ *hic*," the first of the drunken duo slurred, her hands flying in the air in her wasted attempts to mimic the motions of a game show hostess, and somehow almost managing to trip on her own two feet in the process.
"...LIKE A VIRGIN! WOOOO! SANKYUU, ERIRIN!" the pink energizer bunny of the two also slurred in sing-song, and it seemed like she was beginning to undress...? Oh dear god...
"Was it something I said, kami-sama? Did I kill someone in my past life or something? JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID TO DESERVE THESE TWO PEOPLE IN MY LIFE, AND I'LL REPENT FOR IT A MILLION-FOLD DAMMIT!" Reina prayed desperately in her mind, because really, only a miracle could save her from this alcohol-induced monstrosity.
But as the music began to play, the only sober member of the trio stood up to bravely retrieve her two friends from the stage, flick off the groupies that cursed at her for interrupting the potential strip show, and sit them back in their seats for a damn good verbal spanking. "I leave you two alone for TWO MINUTES to go to the ladies' room, and you somehow manage to get shit-wasted, take out the band, and start STRIPPING ON THE STAGE?! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!"
"Well ya see, Reina-pie~" Eri began, hiccuping and giggling after every 3 or so words, "Sayu was getting depressed because of all the *hic* children around. 'They're *hic* all so cute~' she'd *hic* say. 'I could just *hic* eat them up *hic.' Or *hic* something like that heehee. So she started drinking *hic* but she wouldn't finish them *hic* and cash bars are *hic* expensive, so I finished them *hic* for her~"
"Oh come on Reeinnnaaaaa," Sayu slurred, "That Sayashi and Suzuki team over there are just soooooooooooooooo cute, ne? Even you can't say no to thaaaaaaaaaat~"
Reina grabbed her two companions by the tips of their ears and dragged them far,
far away from their own table, which was so conveniently placed next to the table which seated Riho and Zukki. "Imbeciles...I'm surrounded by complete imbeciles."
After the yankii dropped the wasted duo at an empty table in the far corner of the room, she began to walk back to their original table to collect her things and call a cab to take the three of them home. But just as she fell from an earshot away, she heard Eri say something. "Ne, Sayu *hic* look~ Aren't those kids adorable? *hic* I think the one girl's *hic* name is Haruka, and the *hic* other is Sato *hic* or something. I *hic* work with their *hic* parents *hic*."
"EHHHH!!!!! SO CUTE!!! Let's go say hiiiii~" Reina heard Sayu squeak.
The yankii took off her heels and ran to their previous table to fetch their things at top speed. These two were going to give her a stroke and a heart attack, there was no doubt about that, but they were not about to earn her a restraining order and land her in jail in one go.
Oh hell no, not on her watch.---------
Meanwhile back at our ZukkixRiho table...
"Ne, Zukki-chan? Let's not grow up to be like those women, ok? They kind of scare me..."
"Deal."
This required another
very necessary pinky swear.
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Annnd to round up this update spree is the actual surprise that I had initially planned for everyone xD this is a gender-bender because I needed to get guychan out of my system, but feel free to imagine otherwise ; D completely and utterly unrelated to the previous two ahah
This is like borderline perv, but if it breaks the rules for this section of the fanfics, I guess I'll just edit it to be more perv-like and deserving of its own topic in the perv section lol-----------------------------
A Lesson in Surrender (Part I...maybe? lol)He sat in the waiting lounge while his lovely girlfriend decided to take her precious time trying out new clothes in the changing rooms. Usually, the waiting was something he never minded, but unfortunately right now the situation was anything but the usual. No, instead Ai had been subjected to shielding his "buddy" down there from the ever-judgmental eyes of the public, covering his awfully aroused area with a makeshift fort using Risa's purse and shopping bags. He never thought he'd be so happy to give the woman his credit card for a shopping spree.
It was all her fault, really. She had wanted to play a game, and he honestly should have known better after seeing that look in her eyes. His mind was screaming "It's a trap, dammit!" but who could ever say no to those pretty little eyes? Risa simply wanted to go shopping, but unfortunately had no money. The little devil had done some heavy "persuasion" on the car ride to the shopping district, but failed to finish her "argument." So here he was, stuck with the aftermath of witch's magic and without his credit card.
"There will be hell to pay, Risa..." He tapped his foot impatiently against the floor, checking his watch to gauge just how long that demon girlfriend of his had left him in such a painful predicament.
Five minutes. It had only been five excruciating minutes from the car ride to this freakin' store, and his girlfriend already managed to buy 3 bags full of crap? Not that he was complaining, but he was going to explode. "It'll be ok, it'll be ok, it'll be A-Ok," Ai mentally encouraged himself, heels striking the ground to maintain a steady rhythm along with his mantra. "Just think happy thoughts."
But of course, happy thoughts only made his buddy happier. Puppies. Risa clad in a sexy black dress. Sunshine. Risa in a racy red number. Summer. Risa ass up, face down...
"OH MY GOD!!!" Ai cried out, the pressure in his pants threating to subject him to a very close humiliating scenario if he allowed his mind to wander any further. As luck would have it, not only was the heat bubbling beautifully between his legs, but his face heated up as he glanced around and noticed all the wary stares of nearby customers.
Bowing his head in apology, Ai turned his attention to the closed changing room door at the very end of the hallway. Before he would put his payback plans into action, he really needed to find someone that would be kind enough to watch Risa's things. Revenge was sweet and everything, but he would be waist-deep in trouble if any of Risa's recent purchases would be stolen. And she did use his damn credit card after all. He needed a reliable eye, an unwavering tower of a being, a...
"Hey kid, come here for a second."
An unassuming kindergarten goer walked over to the slick suit-clad blond with lollipop in mouth, eyes blinking innocently. "What'cha want, mister?"
"Just need ya to do me a favor, if that's alright with you. You think you can sit here and keep a good eye on these bags for me?" Ai asked in his sweetest, kiss-ass-because-I-need-a-favor-BAD voice.
"What's in it for me, old man?" the little boy asked, the lollipop in his mouth hanging limply and dangerously close to falling on Ai's freshly polished dress shoes.
The blond reached into his pockets, pulled out a five dollar bill, and shoved it into the grubby little boy's hands. "Just keep your eye on these bags, kid. I need to uh...go to the bathroom."
With great haste, Ai tossed all the bags from off his lap. He had one hand covering his buddy and used the other to lift the boy onto his once pre-occupied seat and settled the bags around him. Ai gave the kid a friendly wink and began to dash towards the end of the hallway to his goal.
"...but the bathroom's the other way, mister..."
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He watched her quietly for a moment, watched as his woman bent her arms awkwardly behind her, aimlessly searching for the zipper of her dress. His eyes followed her hand as she used it to lift her long hair, revealing the delicate skin of her nape, while the other hand struggled to attain the perfect angle to reach the elusive zipper. If it was possible, the pressure in his pants just grew exponentially more painful to bear.
"Let me do that for you," his voice thick with lust and hands resting listlessly upon the curve of her hips.
Risa flinched after noticing who had just joined her in the private space. "Oh god...you scared me," she whispered, her voice and her body trembling in surprise. Try as she might, she couldn't quell the rapid breathing somehow already came with the unwanted visitor, but now that he was here, she might as well humor him.
"What do you think of this dress?"
"It looks great on you," he whispered in reply, breath hot against her ears as his hands slid slowly up her slim sides. Ai's eyes weren't even open to take in any section of that overpriced piece of fabric. No, eyes were closed as hands barely grazed sensitized skin through the thin synthetic material, nose lingering along her neck, being pleasantly overwhelmed by the scent of her flowery perfume, and ears taking in the sound of his love's soft pants as he went on with his teasing touches.
"Really?" Risa asked, her voice but a fading breath in their contained space. She couldn't help but notice their reflection against the full mirror on the wall, blushing as she saw her own lewd expressions upon the reflective surface. Her cheeks were stained further red as she felt Ai closing the proximity between their bodies and feeling a very notable presence press against the small of her back.
"Yeah," Ai whispered back, smiling into his light kisses along her neck when he heard his lover gasp at the sudden contact. And he further dared to tease his wretched woman, languorously tracing his tongue against a small mark he left on her shoulder, all the way to the gentle swirls of her ear. "Would look even better on the floor, though."
Risa broke from her heated trance painfully, momentarily when she felt Ai's hands cup her barely through the dress. Damn reality, she hadn't paid for this yet and she didn't even like it all that much. But if Ai liked it...
"No Ai, not here..." She failed to sound remotely authoritative enough under her lover's ministrations on her body, and failed even further as her quivering hands failed to move them away, despite herself. Someone had to be the voice of reason in this situation.
But there was no room for reason. Ai turned Risa, slammed her against the wall, and locked her into place with a knee between her legs and hands pinning her shoulders against the cold mirror behind her. She whimpered at the combination of unwanted sensations her body was being subjected to currently, but as she watched Ai lick his lips and stare with such a clouded, penetrating gaze, it was hard to be the reasonable one.
"Do you have any idea how long you've made me wait?" His voice was so thick, so gruff with such a desperate need, and eyes undressing her so effortlessly.
There was no way she would be getting out of this one, and she had no idea in hell how she would even remotely manage to keep it down. But as Ai began to lift the hem of her dress well above her waist, she knew she'd have to start thinking before her mind, along with the rest of her body, melted into a puddle of mush.
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"Oh dear," the cashier gasped, fixing her glasses to properly rest upon the bridge of her nose so she could properly examine the purchase. "There appears to be a stain on this dress, ma'am. It wouldn't be right to sell you damaged goods. Would you like me to get you another one?"
"NO!" Risa reflexively shouted in reply, blushing furiously once she realized the source of said stain on the dress. She turned to find Ai carrying her other shopping bags, grinning from ear to ear, and even having the audacity to wink knowingly at her. The nerve of that man..."I mean, no that will be alright. I'm sure it'll go away after a good wash, right?"
The cashier shot the couple a suspicious look, eyes darting back and forth between them. "If you insist."
The couple exited the little boutique shop, one side of the party fuming over events that happened mere minutes ago. But the other side of the party was feeling particularly accomplished, still smiling despite almost getting caught on several occasions at the same darn store. But what was life without a few risks, right? Ai had to admit this one was well-worth losing a couple hundred dollars on his credit card.
"So, Risa-chan~" he began whimsically, practically skipping away in giddy excitement. "Let's go to another store. Maybe I can help you try on a few more dresses~"
"I COULD HONESTLY KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!" she screamed, chasing after her lover while trying to smash his head in with her purse in the process. As far as Risa was concerned, this battle was
not over.
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I don't always write pervs, but when I do, I leave you hanging
I'll leave most of it to your imagination. I think the mind does a better job than words ever can.
Lessons of these stories? I need to go to more weddings lol Have a fantastic day, everyone