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091221 Shabekuri 007
« on: December 24, 2009, 07:35:28 AM »
This show was recently shown with MM and OGs. I didn't know where to post this so I just decided to put it here since Rika is in it.

Linna told me to post these here so thank her for it :D
(Yeah, I decided to post these myself xD)

liLcazza's translations for you guys cos I want EVERYONE to understand awesomeness of MM & OG~
Please don't post this elsewhere without crediting ^^;

Sorry for triple posting but its looooooong...

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The host thing is super confusing, sorry, I’m lazy to name all of them and I only know 2 of them ^^;

Host (Ueda): Tonight’s guest, Matsuko Deluxe.
Male hosts: Matsuko Deluxe-san~
[Love Machine starts playing]
[Current MM jump out]
Audience: KYA~
[Applause for long time, clap clap clap~]
[Sign: New and old Morning Musume]
Ueda: For our Christmas special we have the new and old Morning Musume!
MM & OG: Onegaishimasu~
Ueda: Wow, so much excitement! This is magnificent! Cute, cute.
Host (Arita): Eh, where’s Matsuko Deluxe?!
MM & other hosts: She’s not here.
Ueda: So we have MM here~
MM: Hai!
Another host: Wow! New AND old members!
MM: Hai!
Ueda: So the new members are up front.
MM: Hai, we are the current members!
Ueda: At the back, we have the completely dirty people. [Caz: LOL xD]
OG: That’s wrong!
Another host: Ah some weak dirty people have come.
Ueda: Just saying but shouldn’t the senpai’s be out at the front? [Caz: DAMN RIGHT! :D]
Michishige: But the Morning Musume now is US! [Caz: -smack sayu-]
MM: Hai!
Ueda: So you’re saying that the people at the back are not MM?
Michishige: Yeah, they are the MM of the past.
Ueda: Even compared to the faces at the back, you think you are the cuter?
Michishige: Hai~ I’m the (number one) cutest!
[Lots of laughs]
Ueda: So you are cuter than everyone?
Michishige: Hai, out of these people, I am the cutest!
Another host: Wow.
Ueda: Yaguchi-chan is really cute too, don’t you think?
Audience: KAWAII!
Ueda: Ah sorry Yaguchi-chan~ (cos cameras couldn’t see her)
Arita: Eh? Yaguchi-chan was here?!?! [Caz: LOL xD]
Yaguchi: I was here the WHOLE time!
Ueda: The guests probably didn’t see you too, right?
Yaguchi: Ah hi~ Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
Audience: Kawaii, kawaii, kawaii, kawaii~ [Caz: kawaii!]
Ueda: See? Everyone thinks she’s cute.
Michishige: Yeah, I think she is moderately cute. [Caz: -smacks sayu again-]
Yaguchi: Hey! Moderately!?
Ueda: Since the start, it’s only been this large number of people huh? So let’s sit down.
MM & OG: Hai!

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Ueda: Our guests are the new and old MM.
MM & OG: Yoroshiku onegaishimasu~
Another host: MORNING!
Ueda: Everyone in the front row are restless workers, ne? The current members, it seems like you can’t name all their names?
Another host: Honestly... I don’t know anyone.
Ueda: No one?
MM & OG: Eh~?
Ueda: That’s rude, isn’t it!
Another host: It’s rude but... sorry... really.
Host: Since they’re old and they don’t know, starting from Takahashi, can you prepare your self-introductions?
MM: Hai!
Takahashi: I got it.
Ueda: If you can, can you make it like you’d do at a real live venue?
Another host: Ah, this guy seems excited.
Arita: Like “Takahashi Ai todoiteru?” (Todoiteru means send/deliver/get to, so it can be translated like “Takahashi Ai, are you getting me?”. It’s funny cos todoiteru is weird to use like that. Think about it xD)
MM & OG: Half are “EHHHH”, the other half are “ahaha”.
Ueda: The old men are giving their own input. Sorry, sorry. So from Takahashi.
Takahashi: Are you excited~!
Everyone (a bit delayed): YAY! [Caz: GJ Yossy for not yay-ing xD]
Takahashi: I’ll do a clear, proper motto. I am MM’s leader, Takahashi Ai. A celebrity that I like is Akashiya Sanma-san! (The radio Sanma guy)
[Everyone has no reaction. Caz: ... WTF? xD]
Another host: Hold on...
Someone from MM: What was that?!
Another host: At a live, do you say such things? A celebrity I like? Because you’re a senpai huh?
Niigaki: Hai, here I go! Fuu....ho!
Someone from MM: What the?
Niigaki: I’m Niigaki Risa! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
[Everyone laughs]
Niigaki: My thumb can reach here!
Yasuda (I think): Flexible!
[THEN everyone realises what she was doing xD]
Ueda: Okay next.
Kamei: Hai! People always call me a blockhead but because there are many people here today, my speed and explosiveness will increase! I hope I’ll be able to talk a lot! I’m Kamei Eri! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
[Applause and nice reactions]
Ueda: And next, the cute person.
Michishige: Hai, here I go!
Someone from MM (I think Yaguchi): You’re cute
Michishige: Sayumi’s cuteness~ Everyone is lacking Sayumin’s way. I’m Sayumi or Michishige Sayumi!
[Laughs]
Another host: Yo Sayumin! I was thinking if she had the same illness as me.
Ueda: What do you mean?
Another host: I, too, think that out of the men celebrities, I am the most handsome.
Ueda: That’s an illness, ne?
Another host: Yeah, so I think she has the same illness as me.
Michishige: We should become friends, ne?
Host: Hai...
Ueda: This is because you got involved first. And next.
Tanaka: Hai! OtsukaREINA~! Eto-
Hosts: *laugh like crazy* WAIT WAIT! That! That!
Ueda: Otsukareina, explain it...
Tanaka: After I say “otsuka”, everyone screams out “reina”.
Hosts: OK!
Tanaka: Everyone, otsuka-
Hosts: REINA!
Ueda: Okay next please.
Mitsui: Hai. Out of the members, they call me the most bitter. I really like Tageuchi Riki! I’m Mitsui Aika! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
Another host: Wait, UEDA. I didn’t hear her name! I only heard Tageuchi Riki! Is your name Tageuchi Riki?
Arita: You clearly said Tageuchi Rika though.
Ueda: When it got to her own name, she mumbled it.
Arita: You have to say your name properly or we won’t know it, right? Bakatare! (Same meaning as baka but more emphasis on foolishness xD)
[Check out Mitsui’s face xD]
Ueda: Okay moving on to the next person please.
JunJun: Ueda-papa, here I go? [Caz: Freakin` LOL at Yaguchi, Rika and Yossy’s reaction xD]
Everyone: *cracks up laughing* Some people are like ”WHAT THE?”
Another Host: What relationship is this?! Can you do that?!
Ueda: Can you please tell me the name of the mother? [Caz: LOL xD]
JunJun: Jun juWA~ I’m JunJun. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
Ueda: Can you say Horiuchi-papa? (I assume another host) Where are you from?
JunJun: China
Ueda: When did you come?
JunJun: When? Um, I came before this (show). [Caz: AHAHA DURH JUNJUN! xD]
Ueda: Okay, so the last of the current member’s introductions please.
LinLin: Hai! I REALLY like Shabekuri 007 and I’ve always wanted to see the real Arita.
Arita: Arita-SAN!
LinLin: Arita is super received. [Caz: weird choice of words xD]
Ueda: What about Arita is super receivable?
LinLin: His face is really... His hair and-
Ueda: Hair and?
LinLin: His hair and his whole face joined together, it’s like a pineapple. [Caz: EPIC LOL xD Look at Rika and Yossy too xD]
Arita: Pineapple...
LinLin: And kuma! (I assume bear/panda like eye bags xD)
Hosts: Kuma! *laughing*
Ueda: So you actually wanted to see this in real life?
LinLin: Yeah! He’s like a sleep deprived pineapple. [Caz: LOLOLOL]
Arita: Pineapple...
Ueda: And here we have the sleep deprived pineapple!
Arita: But isn’t it Arita-SAN because I’m your senpai...
LinLin: Yeah but everyone calls you Arita!
Arita: That’s because everyone here is the same class!
Ueda: Arita is okay. And what’s your name?
LinLin: Oh, it’s LinLin!
Ueda: And that was all the current members.
Arita: So we’ll have the old members return back to that time. I want to see their self-introductions.
Ueda: The OG’s self introductions! [Caz: AHAHA, OG’s reactions xD Look at Yossy’s “eh?”] Okay so we’ll start from Nakazawa-san.
Nakazawa: ARE YOU WELL~!?
Everyone: YAY~! [Caz: hehe, take that, current MM xD instant fast response for Yuko nee-san!]
Nakazawa: Are you excited~!?
Everyone: YAY~!
Nakazawa: I’ve just turned 36! I’m Nakazawa Yuko!
Ueda: 36!?
Nakazawa: Hai.
Ueda: She is 16 right?
Mitsui: Hai.
Ueda: Even if we say “daughter”... isn’t that strange?
Nakazawa: Hai.
Ueda: You definitely don’t talk to one another, right?
Nakazawa: We don’t talk.
Hosts: Scary scary.
Ueda: Okay, Iida-san, please.
Iida: Osh~! Here I go. (We’ll) sing!
Everyone: Oh!
Iida: (We’ll) dance!
Everyone: Oh!
Iida: (We’ll get you) excited!
Everyone: Oh!
Iida: I’m Mrs desirably charming, Iida Kaori!
Arita: Ah, you’re a wife, ne?
Iida: Hai
Ueda: Yasuda-san, please.
Yasuda: Here I go. Everyone, are you excited~? [silence] Are? Wait a sec!
[Whole studio laughs. Caz: AHAHAHA, OWNED!]
Yasuda: Why!?
Ueda: That tension right now was like an apartment wife’s bazaar (movie reference that I don’t understand but either way, it’s teasing Yasuda xD)
Another host: Here, you gotta calm down or you won’t be able to say what you want.
Yasuda: It’s not like that.
Ueda: Okay, so Yaguchi-san.
Hosts: This is good! This is good!
Yaguchi: Here I go!
Audience: Kawaii~
Yaguchi: Sexy beam! I’m the captain of sexiness, Yaguchi Mari! The thing that I’ve been obsessed with lately is Japanese Beer! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
Hosts: Wow!
Yaguchi: Embarassing...
Another host: Just like that, the apartment has gone (referring to Yasuda’s weak self-introduction)
Ueda: The one after Yasuda has made it hard for you, huh?
[Yasuda hits Yaguchi. Caz: aww xD]
Yaguchi: Yeah, she soon returns to being quiet.
Arita: Yasuda-san, I’ll give you one last chance.
Ueda: Yasuda-san, we’ll let you go again last.
Yasuda: Hai. [Caz: xD]
Arita: Go after Yossy.
Ueda: Okay, Ishikawa-san, please.
Ishikawa: Hai. [Caz: oh my gah...] Anata no, anata no, anata no, anata no, ah, sorry, only yours, Ishikawa Rika.
Hosts: That’s good! Wow! That was SUPER GOOD! The best!
Ueda: Yossy, please. [Caz: he said Yossy instead of Yoshizawa-san xD]
Yoshizawa: Hai. Here I go. Are you excited~!
Everyone: YAY~! [Caz: LOL Keichan xD]
Yoshizawa: Today is gonna be violent (seriously, abareru means that xD but I guess you can also translate it as hectic or crazy)
Everyone: YAY~!
Yoshizawa: Yoroshiku, Yoshizawa Hitomi desu. [Caz: KYA!!! KAKKOII!!!!! -dead-]
Hosts: Kakkoii ne! Kakkoii ne!
Ueda: Yossy put in even more of a sharp effect (once again, teasing Yasuda and her self-introduction).
Arita: Which is it? You have the puripuri idols (like fluffy; typical idols) or you have the hardcore idols.
Ueda: Practically, you just want to watch and enjoy. Yasuda-san, please.
Yasuda: Hai. Anata no. [Caz: LOLOLOLOL xD]. Anata no. Yours only, Yasuda Kei. [Caz: AHAHAHA xD]
Another host: STOP IT!
Yasuda: Why?! I tried my best though...
Another host: I was all excited over here but never thought it’d be so much disappointment.
[END OF SELF INTRODUCTIONS]

Ueda: Next segment is “It’s now so we’ll say it, MM’s bomb chronology” (yes, literally translated xD)

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Re: 091221 Shabekuri 007
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2009, 07:36:37 AM »
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[Around 12minutes into the video]

Ueda: Next segment is “It’s now so we’ll say it, MM’s bomb chronology”. From this, we’ll be going through MM’s history chronologically. From the debut until now. In between, we have these bombs and from these bombs there will be some questions that may or may not be difficult. Once question is revealed, please answer them honestly.
MM & OG: Hai.
Ueda: From the top, 1998, 11 years ago, MM debuted.
MM & OG: Hai.
Ueda: Debut song was Morning Coffee with Abe Natsumi, Nakazawa Yuko, Iida Kaori, altogether 5 people were at the debut of MM. With MM, in the beginning, I can’t say it nicely but, wasn’t it a failure?
Nakazawa: That’s right. We were selected from a group that didn’t pass.
Ueda: So the way to be an idol or star, you weren’t told how?
Iida: Not at all. We started off as indies. If we could sell 50000 copies of our single, then we could debut. We had a show too (referring to Asayan) and from there we had to do it ourselves.
Everyone: Eh~
Another host: Was that how it was?
Iida: Yeah.
Ueda: So with make-up, you’d have to do it yourself since they didn’t hire make-up artists.
Nakazawa: The costume was ‘that thing’ right? I said ‘that thing’. Well since it’s about myself, I can say it, if someone else said it, that’d be bad. It was a checkered mini skirt with a white parker. It was just wear than wash, wear than wash...
Iida: We didn’t buy it, so we only had one (costume) and every day, we had to wear that costume.
Ueda: It was tough, ne? When Yaguchi-chan and others joined, was it still like that? Or was it more idol-like for you?
Yaguchi: It didn’t change but we had proper costumes.
Nakazawa: It was pretty poor costumes though, right?
Yaguchi: Well yeah...
Ueda: Poor?
Nakazawa: It was a poor one piece, a poor... These kind of nice costumes, in the beginning, we definitely didn’t have any.
Yaguchi: We had a blue camisole and it was probably 500 yen and we all wore that.
Ueda: I see. Well that’s how it was at debut. It’s about time for the bomb, ne? Let’s open it up. The bomb is this...
Question: Frankly, who was the member you were on bad terms with?
Another host: Is it okay if we ask that?
Ueda: Well, since Nakazawa-san was ex-leader, you can just announce it straight away.
Arita: The leader has many of those unbearable members that don’t help out at all. I think there are things that made her angry.
Nakazawa: Eh~? Me? I didn’t particularly like anyone.
Ueda: All of them? You were on bad terms with all of them?
Nakazawa: Not on bad terms. But within my own emotions, I felt that I didn’t particularly like anyone.
Another host: Does that include everyone in the whole world?
Nakazawa: I’m talking about MM members. Like for me and Kao, we were people that were put into MM when it was first there, so we weren’t like friends or associates but more like rivals. The very first 5 people.
Ueda: Ah, I understand...
Nakazawa: MM had a objective that we’d go towards solidarity, but it wasn’t like “just because I like this person, we’ll go for it together”. It was always, I’m number one.
Everyone: Eh~
Another host: In the dressing rooms/backstage, were you ever annoyed?
Nakazawa: I don’t speak.
Everyone: Eh~!?
Ueda: Yaguchi-chan, were you ever on bad terms with anyone?
Yaguchi: Bad terms... No... Ah wait, with Tsuji-chan.
Another host: Eh, why?
Yaguchi: It was just terrible, like being violent with a Shogun (warlord).
Ueda: Tsuji-chan? She’s a charismatic housewife, isn’t she?
Yaguchi: Two.
Ueda: Ahh... Ahh.
Yaguchi: There were two of them, weren’t there? Seriously problem kids.
Arita: One of them caused an uproar of a problem in public-
Yaguchi: HEY!
[Studio laughs]
Yaguchi: Well yeah. When I was the MiniMoni leader... I really hated it because I got mad so often.
Ueda: Since you’re leader, you have to take charge.
Yaguchi: Hai. I know that. Once, when we were in a taxi, I was sitting in between them two and I received a message. I thought “Are? This is from Tsuj-chan.” She was sitting next to me but sent a message to me. When I opened it, it read “this shorty is annoying”.
Everyone: Eh??
Yaguchi: She was probably wanting to send it to the other one but sent it to me by accident.
Hosts: Eh?? So after that, what happened?
Yaguchi: And then a reply came from the other person.
Hosts: Eh?
Yaguchi: It read “dayo ne” (similar to “I agree”). I thought “why is this being delivered to me?” Messages between them two were being delivered to me.
Ueda: Was it because you were centre or something?
Yaguchi: No~~
[Studio laughs]
Yaguchi: Tears were coming out and right there, I just started crying out loud. Then the two next to me were all “Yaguchi-san, what happened?”. I was like “No, not ‘what happened’!” (Haha, hard to translate into English but Yaguchi was mad xD). Then when we got to the dressing room, I said “you two, sit down!” and asked them “what is the meaning of this?” and they responded with “that was about this little girl that we know”.
Another host: That reasoning is so weak.
Yaguchi: Yeah, even now, when I see Tsuji-chan’s crying face, I think of it as fake tears.
[Studio laughs]
Ueda: Don’t think of it as that.
Yaguchi: It was traumatic.
Ueda: Tsuji-chan has became an adult too.
Yaguchi: It’s only me who still thinks this way. In the past, there were often fake tears.
Ueda: What about Yasuda-san? On bad terms with anyone?
Yasuda: When you say bad terms... During Nakazawa Yuu-chan’s graduation ceremony, with the other members of that time she was like “thankyou very much” and hugged everyone individually but only to me, she didn’t give any hug.
Ueda: Really?
[Studio laughs]
Ueda: Nakazawa-san, speak honestly. It has to be true right? Since everyone remembers?
Yasuda: Everyone knows. We watched it on video many times and were like “ah so it was true”.
[Studio laughs]
Another host: That’s pitiful.
Ueda: So she only didn’t give a hug to you?
Nakazawa: I don’t know but just when it got to Kei-chan, my hands just stopped.
Yasuda: That’s mean!
Another host: Why!?
Ueda: Give her a hug! Hug her! Today, hug her!
Nakazawa: IYADA! (No way!)
Ueda: Why??
[Studio laughs. Caz: Aww, Kei-chan!]
Ueda: Give her a reconciling hug!
Nakazawa: To hug, you shouldn’t have a reason!
Ueda: Be like “sorry for that time”.
Nakazawa: No no no no~
Arita: You really hate it...
Nakazawa: Not hate.
Arita: ...rather than like it. This is because, from my experience, you don’t follow up (with the hug) since she smells bad.
Yasuda: That’s wrong!
Arita: That’s surprising right? Going for a hug then...
Ueda: Even now, you want a hug, right?
Yasuda: I want a hug.
Ueda: Okay, let’s do it then.
[Studio applause xD]
Ueda: Remember to say “sorry for that time”.
Nakazawa: It wasn’t because I hated Kei-chan or anything, I love you but somehow I just couldn’t do it. Sorry~
Yasuda: Hai.
Nakazawa: So, okay.
[Nakazawa nee-san and Kei-chan hug]
Ueda: That’s good, that’s good. Was that somewhat refreshing?
Yasuda: Yes, I feel refreshed now.
Ueda: Moving on to 1999. Love Machine, the big hit song. Was it still like “she’s working hard, I want to be the centre”?
Nakazawa: Yeah, it was still like that.
Ueda: So you still fought for the centre?
Yasuda: When we were taking photos for the cover, Nacchi was the centre and we were just pinpoke (off the side).
Hoss: Was it like that?
Yaguchi: It was like that.
Arita: When you came on a music program, since everyone can’t all speak and greet, when a question like “MM, how was it?”, only the frontman would talk, right? That was probably Nacchi? At that time, would you be like “can’t you say more interesting things?”
Yaguchi: Usually, it was the same as hinadan geinin (group of comedians often seen on variety shows), so when we talked it was quite risky.
Ueda: So it was just talk when you want to?
Yaguchi: That’s why our managers saidthat during a talk show only ONE person can talk at once so the people who didn’t talk would be trying to find faults. So everyone was like this, and when they made eye contact with the person greeting, they’d be like “AH that’s me (that's next to talk), right?”
Ueda: That fierce dispute would continually expand?
OG: Yeah.
Ueda: Do the current members have that type of thing as well? Whoever was in the middle, another would be annoyed...
MM: There is, there is.
Ueda: There is?
Michishige: In each song, I’m like in charge of shouting.
Ueda: In charge of shouting? What type of shouting?
Michishige: “Help me~” which means help me (explaining it in Japanese).
Ueda: It really is a shout.
Michishige: So I always say “please let me sing”. Now, the thing I want most is to sing, if I don’t sing, then I’m not reflected (I don’t shine through).
Ueda: I see.
Tanaka: But on the other hand, to me, I think that’s a good part.
Michishige: Reina is a centre, so she’s saying such things.
Ueda: Reina is a centre? Centre’s say that.
Michishige: Yeah so she’s saying that.
Nakazawa: Ah, I’ve had that talk again and again. Centre’s always say “that’s good”. Centre’s always say such things, na~? So I really do understand Shige-san.
Michishige: Wahh, I’m glad~
Nakazawa: Reina, you don’t understand these things.
Ueda: Reina doesn’t understand, huh? The two Chinese ones are probably hoping to be the centre, right?
JunJun: It’s the worst for us.
Ueda: Because you’ve just come from China.
JunJun: Us two...
LinLin: We don’t even get to shout.
Ueda: Oh really?
LinLin: Yeah, we don’t get to sing and we also don’t get to shout.
JunJun: We always take care of the start and the end.
LinLin: We get the furthest two sides.
[Studio laughs. Caz: LOLOLOL xD Pandas are funny xD]
LinLin: It’s China here, China there and Japan in the middle.
Arita: Looking at this, it’s like news. Chinese people don’t get any work at all.
JunJun & LinLin: No, no, that’s wrong.
Ueda: So they all fight to be centre.
Another host: Neptune (name of his group) is a 3 person group and we have that too, ne?
Arita: But the centre was Jun-chan right?
Another host: In the middle of our talk, he always pulls out his own talk (or something like that, he talks too fast xD)
MM & OG: Eh?
Jun: What are you doing??
Another host: I want to be centre!
Jun: Then be it! I’ll let you be it straight away!
Ueda: If you say it like that then Fujita, you have your parts too. Especially “future” or whatever, like your own.
Fukuda: Of course, it’s classic.
Another host: Today, you said it too!
Fukuda: It’s always “Fuku-chan, say it!”
Another host: Fuku-chan, say it! Say it! (keeps annoying him)
Fukuda: I’m talking now, dammit! You should know that, idiot!
Ueda: Sit down, calm down.
Hosts: Sit sit, you get worked up so easily.
Ueda: It’s about time to take a look at the third bomb. The third bomb is this.
Q: What work did you honestly not want to do?

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Re: 091221 Shabekuri 007
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2009, 07:37:58 AM »
THIS is the part with IshiYoshi interaction. Enjoy.
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[Around 23:45 into the video]

Q: What work did you honestly not want to do?
Host: There’s probably heaps, right?
Ueda: How about we hear from Yaguchi-chan first.
Yaguchi: Hahaha hai. Well I didn’t want to sing MiniMoni JanKenPyon.
Ueda: Why? It was a big hit song! Everyone knows it.
Yaguchi: Today is the first time I’ve said this but at first the single wasn’t this one. This was meant to be the B side coupling song. I was really interested in the A side song since it was a cute song. So I thought “yeah, I can do this” but they said “no, we’re gonna do JanKenPyon”. I was like “eh, JanKenPyon...”
[Studio laughs]
Arita: Instead of having a life song about love or something, it was “drink your yummy milk, pyon”. At first, it wouldn’t be accepted, yeah? We DO drink it. I don’t think it’s something you’d say to your parents.
Ueda: Okay, let’s look at this bomb.
Q: Frankly, did you want a boyfriend?
Hosts: I wanna know about this!
Another host: This is dangerous, ne? Since it’s in the past.
Ueda: Nakazawa-san, tell us.
Nakazawa: The time when I lived in Osaka and first arrived in Tokyo, I had one.
Ueda: Oh?
Nakazawa: Because I was still a OL (office lady). When I got to Tokyo, they asked “Nakazawa, do you have a boyfriend” and I replied “yes, I do”. Then they were like “well when you settle into Tokyo, you’ll separate, right?” but I thought “no, we were united so we’d never separate”. But we really did separate after 3 months. Then they said to me that since I’d be starting new work and MM would be an idol group, I couldn’t play around anymore and couldn’t have anymore relationships.
Ueda: So you couldnt anymore?
Nakazawa: They said it was forbidden. It was pitiful but we just put up with it.
Ueda: Did they say that to everyone? About having a boyfriend?
Nakazawa: They were strict about it.
Yasuda: Before you debut, they tell you.
Ueda: What about Yossy?
Yoshizawa: I joined when I was in Middle School and I was more of the male role. Even in plays, I was the male role, like the daijin (prime minister). So I felt like I saw everything from a male point of view. So when I saw a cute girl, I’d say “that girl is cute” or “which girl should I go to”.
Arita: Was there a member you were aiming for or what!?
Yoshizawa: Not aiming for but-
Arita: You didn’t have a boyfriend but it seemed you wanted a girlfriend.
Yoshizawa: Instead of having a boyfriend, it was like everyone was my girlfriend.
Everyone: Eh~?
Iida: I think she was aiming for me...
Ueda: Eh? Iida? Why do you think that?
Iida: My hair was really long and to prevent it from falling (like getting everywhere), she said “I’ll look after Kaorin’s hair~”. She always said stuff like that...
Yoshizawa: That was a joke! That was a joke!
Iida: It was quite amazing. Even until now, I wonder if Yossy likes women.
Ueda: Wah Yossy, a more astonishing bomb has been revealed just now.
Yoshizawa: No...
Ueda: It’s not this type of bomb!
Yoshizawa: This is completely off. Why she said such things, I have no idea.
Ueda: Yaguchi-san, did you really not have one during this time?
Yaguchi: Honestly, I didn’t break up with him so I left the celebrity world.
Another host: Kakkoii!

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Ueda: Yaguchi-san, did you really not have one during this time?
Yaguchi: In the beginning, I din’t have one
Another host: You had one later on?
Ueda: Did they take a photo of you two or something?
Yaguchi: That’s right, hai.
Ueda: Wasn’t the agency really annoyed, saying stuff like “we’ll fire you”?
Yaguchi: Hai, they did say that. Honestly, I didn’t break up with him so I left the celebrity world.
Another host: Kakkoii!
Yaguchi: I really am sorry about all that. I didn’t face up to the current members, I really thought it was impossible (to be caught) but as a girl, I really did want to try and date someone.
Ueda: That’s okay.
Yaguchi: I thought about that so decided to quit.
Ueda: Did they say “we’ll forgive you”?
Yaguchi: They said “leave MM” so I figured I’d quit though I am sorry.
Ueda: After you graduate, would you be able to have a boyfriend? Ishikawa-san, after graduating, did you get a boyfriend straight away?
Ishikawa: I didn’t really have any of that experience so even if there was that wonderful person I wouldn’t know what to do.
Ueda: That’s how it was...
Arita: What about following Yossy and her role (ask her what to do/follow Yossy's lead)?
Yoshizawa: She’d ask me “what should I do?” and I’d be like “do it like this”.
Ishikawa: She always gave me these discussions and the other day, we went drinking. Then she said “this has nothing to do with it but Rika-chan, you really are cute”.
Another host: You’re telling on her again!?
Ueda: You’re settled! ('kakutei' literally means 'settle manner' so it's like she's settled with this image)
Yoshizawa: This is wrong!
Arita: So when you’re giving advice like “you should kiss him”, you’d be like “let’s rehearse”.
Yaguchi: No way!
Arita: You know to put your feelings into it, right?
Yoshizawa: No!
Ueda: Of course, the current members don’t have boyfriends, ne?
MM: Yeah.
Ueda: Because you’re not allowed to. Does anyone think that they want a boyfriend?
Michishige: Being in MM and considering the other senpai’s who’ve also set bad examples...
[Studio laughs, sign points to Yaguchi saying “bad example]
Michishige: No, not now...
Ueda: You set a bad example?
Michishige: No, now, Yaguchi-san has got experience and I’m somewhat envious but we love being in MM and we want to stay in MM so we don’t need boyfriends.
Yaguchi: Sorry...
Ueda: Well, everyone in MM have really tried their best and gone through all the questions. Thankyou very much. What is this? “Time for a danc battle”?
Hosts: Oh this is good. I want to see it!
Ueda: Dancing to Renai Revolution 21. Can you show us this?

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[MM & OG dance to RR21]
Hosts: That was awesome. I’m glad I could see that live.
Nakazawa: Would you like to try and do this? Since its a “battle”, right?
Ueda: Let’s do it together with some people?
Another host: How about the OG members come out?
OG: Ehh??
Another host: Because the OG members have never shone through.
OG: Eh, no way~
Another host (to Yaguchi): Go and be centre!
Yaguchi: No way~
Another host: You wanted to be centre, right??
Another host: It’s the real thing!
Ueda: Music start!
[OG & hosts dance to RR21]

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Re: 091221 Shabekuri 007
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2009, 08:48:13 AM »
GJ Cazza!!! WOO!O!O!OJ@!J!J@#xDD Now I'll really watch the whole thing now :P

Morning Musume + OG - Shabekuri 007 (2009/12/21)  

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Re: 091221 Shabekuri 007
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2009, 10:26:14 AM »
thanks cazza for translating

thanks linna for making her post here where it's all nice, peaceful and there's no snide comments

:yossi:

thanks daigong for the uLoad
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Re: 091221 Shabekuri 007
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2009, 11:55:23 PM »
thanks for the translation, it's more enjoying knowing what they talk about.

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Re: 091221 Shabekuri 007
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2009, 01:29:38 AM »
I think they all have boy friends. Ai, Sayumi  and Eri most of all.

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Re: 091221 Shabekuri 007
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2009, 02:26:21 AM »
Fuck yeah! Thanks guys, Shabekuri 007 is a hilarious show.

Morning Musume + OGs makes it even better.


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Re: 091221 Shabekuri 007
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2009, 05:35:42 AM »
LOL great show. made some cuts:

Quote from: cazza
Ueda: Okay, Ishikawa-san, please.
Ishikawa: Hai. [Caz: oh my gah...] Anata no, anata no, anata no, anata no, ah, sorry, only yours, Ishikawa Rika.
Hosts: That’s good! Wow! That was SUPER GOOD! The best!
Ueda: Yossy, please. [Caz: he said Yossy instead of Yoshizawa-san xD]
Yoshizawa: Hai. Here I go. Are you excited~!
Everyone: YAY~! [Caz: LOL Keichan xD]




This is the last 7 minutes with the Renai Revolution 21 dance:



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Ishikawa: She always gave me these discussions and the other day, we went drinking. Then she said “this has nothing to do with it but Rika-chan, you really are cute”.
Another host: You’re telling on her again!?
Ueda: You’re settled! ('kakutei' literally means 'settle manner' so it's like she's settled with this image)
Yoshizawa: This is wrong!

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Re: 091221 Shabekuri 007
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2009, 08:20:37 AM »
Linna told me to post these here so thank her for it :D
(Yeah, I decided to post these myself xD)

Yea, Cazza!  Save me the trouble, plus all the "thank you's" go your way!

thanks cazza for translating

thanks linna for making her post here where it's all nice, peaceful and there's no snide comments

No prob!  We have a lot of users who belong to both Hitomi Heaven (the home of Cazza's original translation posting) and jph!p.  Makes sense to share!

I think they all have boy friends. Ai, Sayumi  and Eri most of all.

Okay, well you keep on thinking that. I personally don't think so, on many, many different levels.   8)

Besides, having a boyfriend would be troublesome for Kaori since she's got a husband.   :P
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Re: 091221 Shabekuri 007
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2009, 05:21:18 AM »
LOL great show. made some cuts:

Quote from: cazza
Ueda: Okay, Ishikawa-san, please.
Ishikawa: Hai. [Caz: oh my gah...] Anata no, anata no, anata no, anata no, ah, sorry, only yours, Ishikawa Rika.
Hosts: That’s good! Wow! That was SUPER GOOD! The best!
Ueda: Yossy, please. [Caz: he said Yossy instead of Yoshizawa-san xD]
Yoshizawa: Hai. Here I go. Are you excited~!
Everyone: YAY~! [Caz: LOL Keichan xD]
After Rika's second "anata no", right behind her you can see Linlin just loses it and tries her best not to ROFL completely out loud. Well, she DID say before that she really liked puns/bad jokes. :lol:

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Re: 091221 Shabekuri 007
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2009, 06:27:27 AM »
Wow... thanks so much Linna, and Cazza for the translations  :wub: super awesome, and super appreciated!!!! And of course, Dai for the upload!!!! You guys are  :heart:

Now if only I wasn't capped, I could download and watch it right away >.<

Even simply clicking 'thanks' takes forever T_____T waaahhhhh.

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Re: 091221 Shabekuri 007
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2009, 11:32:34 AM »
If you haven't already seen this, here's the April '09 ep where Tsunku appeared and the hosts chose their fav H!P girl.  It's an interesting comparison to seeing the ep with actual MM/OG's and the hosts reactions to meeting them in person. 

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