The Chain GangMeimi: Captain, captain, there's a big problem!! Our rehearsal
was posted on the S/mileage channel!
What the F???????
Dawa: It's Kana, and she's crying, and it's on YouTube!!!
Dawa: (barely audible) Never again!
Meimi: Fukuda san, what does Dawa mean?
Kanon: Meimi, I've seen that look before.....
Kanon: It was years ago, we were H!P Brown Berets, on patrol down by the river.....
Kanon:We ran into an enemy patrol.....
Kanon: We fought like Country Musume, but we were outnumbered!
It felt like 48 against we 4, and they were vicious- armed to the teeth with AKB47's!!
Kanon: Dawa fought like a mad woman, and despite getting hit
three times, she dragged me out of that jungle.....but...but...
(sobbing)........we lost Maeda and Ogawa.......
Rina Katsuta: Oh Dear Lord, Saints preserve us!!
Dawa: Who posted the video? Does anyone know?
Akari Takeuchi: But Captain......it was....it was
Tsu.....Tsuuu.......TSUNKU!!!
Dawa: (with clenched teeth) Fine, then that's who I'm gonna talk to......
Tsunku: Ah Dawa chan, good to see you! Guess you saw the YouTube posts!
What do you think?
Dawa: What do I think?
Dawa: I don't think Tsunku san! I Feel!!!
Tsunku: Oh sounds like a song title!!
Dawa: Very funny..........not! Since you think it is okay to post
videos of my girls when they are down and out, I thought I would
let you know that I will be posting some interesting photos of you at some of your most
vulnerable times.....
Dawa: Like these shots:
Tsunku: Oh No!
AD Snerdley: Uh boss, your computer has been hacked, and a lot
of the material in your "Did I do That?" folder has been copied!
Tsunku: (Crying) Dawa chan, I am sorry......
Please tell Kana I'm sorry............
Dawa: I hope I can trust you in the future. We'll wear those short skirts,
we'll play punishment games, we'll drive around the country in a bus,
we'll give up dating....but don't ever forget, we have feelings!!!
Back in the artists' lounge:
Kana: My Hero!!
Rina: Welcome back Captain!!
Dawa: Okay, one last picture, and then let's work on those dance moves again!
Back to the Chain Gang, girls!
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