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You know you've been an H!P fan too long when...
« on: March 13, 2005, 06:55:30 AM »
You start fantasizing that hot girls in are H!P members...

In order:

Rika
W
Takitty
6 Gen
Chelsea Ching (with "King" Tsunku)
Abe Natsumilk and Marippe  (Could be Yui and Erika, I suppose)
Chelsea again. :P
« Last Edit: February 21, 2008, 06:12:16 PM by Foxy Brown »

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You know you've been an H!P fan too long when...
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2005, 08:13:18 AM »
hmm...I keep saying this to myself. When you think Rika's ass is the most perfect ass in the whole frickin world.

And basically, every wank session involves Rika.  :jerk:  :halo:

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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2005, 09:42:05 AM »
Hehe, I'm not sure if we're supposed to continue with our own stuff, but oh well :lol:

You know you've been an H!P fan too long when...

...you're feeling down and think about all kinds of miserable stuff, but only start crying when you realize you're never going to see Nacchi's smile in person. HAHAH!!

...you find people who don't know H!P boring or uninteresting and feel like you have nothing to talk about with them. :D

...you start taking Japanese classes and one of the biggest reasons for taking them is because you'd like to understand the H!P girls better. (Well, I'm only planning to take Japanese next autumn and have dreamt of it even pre-H!P fandom, but anyway...)

...And when basically everything you do has something to do with H!P, or at least you can think of a way how to attach H!P into it. (E.g. walking down a snowy street -> "hmm, Miki's new PB had great winter pictures <3 I wonder if it was as cold there as it is now here falala".)
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You know you've been an H!P fan too long when...
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2005, 09:59:01 AM »
....when you wonder how the girls smell.  :oops:

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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2005, 06:58:35 PM »
Quote from: Masashi

H!P > Porn

Technically that equates to H!P 'is greater then' Porn...

(sorry programmer at leasure :P )

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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2005, 07:38:06 PM »
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Quote from: Masashi

H!P > Porn

Technically that equates to H!P 'is greater then' Porn...

(sorry programmer at leasure :P )


"Greater THAN."  And that was his point.  H!P is greater than porn, IHNSHO.

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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2005, 10:22:20 PM »
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....when you wonder how the girls smell.

Damn...now I'm wondering that too.  Especially when they wake up first thing in the morning.  That "just woken up" smell... :evil:  :evil:  :evil:
« Last Edit: February 21, 2008, 06:10:09 PM by Foxy Brown »

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-be-cuuuuuuuuuuuuue

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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2005, 12:22:29 AM »
Okay, I flew out to Japan and smelled several of the girls.  Here's my report:

Yuuko - Strong perfume smell
Kei - Same as above, but garlic breath
Risa - Very soapy-scrubbed clean smell.  She could be one of those girls rich people eat caviar off of at parties.
Rika - Expensive perfume, super nice hair and skin, but strong "female" smell
Nacchi - No smell at all.  Feels very hot when close.
Reina - Doesn't like to bathe, but still doesn't smell that bad.
Sayumi - Cute and milky, but you can tell she doesn't wash her ass well.
Hitomi - Mediciney...down there, I mean.
Eri - Like girl-sweat.
Nono - Like stale bubble gum
Kago - Chalky breath.  Skin has an indefinable smell, not bad though.
Konno - A bit sour.
Kaori - Like lavendar.  Very slight underarm smell, but just enough to be sexy.
Takitty - Smells very good, like vanilla + oranges.
Yaguchi - Slight foot odor but otherwise smells great.  Totally baby powder.
Makoto - Strange, she smells exactly like french fries.


I hope you all are satisfied.

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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2005, 12:36:22 AM »
You lucky sunovagunn. :P  :cheers

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« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2005, 12:38:12 AM »
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Okay, I flew out to Japan and smelled several of the girls.  Here's my report:

I hope you all are satisfied.


That's the kinda exclusive  "Man in Japan" reporting we need around here!! :popcorn:

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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2005, 02:31:55 AM »
When your ditching the last day of school to fly to japan, paying a large amount of money even though your a poor college student for only 4 days of japan most of which will be spent obtaining an exorbitantly over priced ticket so i can stand around for 2 hours watching 15 (incl country + biyuden) girls run around a stage......and i find it completely worth all of the money and effort, and the possible doing really bad in school cuz ill come back a few hours before my finals begin.  Though i never really say it i can link almost anything my friends say to something hp.........

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« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2006, 06:48:20 PM »
Bumping :D This thread is older than dinosaurs...

This is old, but:

When you wake up veeeeeeeeery early (like 5am) to find out the results of a Morning Musume audition because that's how much clock is where you live when Hello Morning airs....
LJ★  ~Rest in Peace marimari, Jabronisaur, ChrNo & Fushigidane

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« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2006, 07:06:33 PM »
Quote from: Masa
H!P > Porn


Quoted for truth. :lol:

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« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2006, 07:23:58 PM »
You can't sleep when you don't watch Sakura Mankai pv;

Your sadness turn into happy when watching HP All Star - All For One and One For All;

You're introducing Morning Musume to your friend using Joshi Kashimashi Monogatari;

You swear that you just see someone look alike your favourite HP idol in the shopping complex you just go;

You friend call you a HP merchandise supplier;

You want a cute japanese look-alike asian girl for your girlfriend;

You can talk about Morning Musume non-stop for 24 hours straight;

You have at least 5 jpop forums memberships and really super active at each of it;

You apply for a credit card just to buy all the HP merchandise through internet;

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« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2006, 07:57:01 PM »
Quote
This is old, but:
When you wake up veeeeeeeeery early (like 5am) to find out the results of a Morning Musume audition because that's how much clock is where you live when Hello Morning airs....
^ zOMG YEAH.

I remember last year... I woke up at ~4 a.m to see the results... =_= I was so dead that I could barely read the screen. =_=
And then, when my eyes cleared, I screamed "NOOOO" in my head, and went back to bed angry... lol.

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« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2006, 08:08:38 PM »
Europeans know what it's like... :lol:
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« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2006, 04:29:49 PM »
since 6th gen



Well.. Risa Has a beautiful voice.. her voice is talented.. however.. she is unfortunately unappreciated by many who do not know her

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You know you've been an H!P fan too long when...
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2006, 09:50:56 AM »
you're bored as fuck with it but you still come back for more

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« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2006, 12:00:25 AM »
...when you spend your money on the merchandise and you don't eat for a week because of it...(I did that this week...for Nacchi <3)

...when you get a body-sized pillow and cuddle with it in order for you to sleep and fantasizing of your choice H!P girl while falling into dreamland...

...when you're sad, you go to cheer yourself up with H!P...

...when you don't get ashamed when your parents or friends catch you watching it intently...

...when you try to show all your friends the ways of the H!P...

I have more but thats all I can think of right now. lol

Courtesy of the best, Miichan!

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« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2006, 06:40:53 AM »
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  • When you find yourself constantly checking the HO tracker each Sunday for the latest version of H!M....and then plan the rest of your day around the end of the download so that you can watch it as soon as it is completed...even if you do not have a clue about 90% of what they are saying (my Japanese comprehension is low-low-low).
  • When you get into discussions on forums about the length and/or style of a particular girl's hair.
  • When you drive to work each day listening to H!P music singing along like a girl (and you are a guy)...and you can not remember the last time you listened to radio in your car 'cause all you want to hear is your H!P CDs.
  • When you keep getting more Hard Drives casue you are filling all of the available storage you have with any and every H!P multimedia file that you can find.
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