kurosawa87I'm almost a hundred per cent sure you'll love the below jokes
CI just realized, we're a deadly combination
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For the month of MAY
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LAME JOKE STA~TOAi Takahashi went to visit her crush Risa Niigaki in her apartment with flowers, balloons, plushie and chocolates in both hands, determined and ready to face her fate
When she rang the bell, her jaw dropped on the floor
when she saw someone other than Risa opened the door because she knew Risa live all by herself. Her eyes grew wide
when she noticed that the girl had no pair of pants on, good thing her shirt was long and loose.
RISA: Who is it? *Asked Risa from inside*
SOMEONE: “Ummm, wait”
“Who are you?”
AI: “Please tell her it’s Ai Takahashi”
SOMEONE: “Ai Takahashi”
RISA: “Oh, please let her in, Someone” [lol]
Ai stepped inside apprehensive. She was even more shocked
when she saw her crush only in her camisole and underpants sitting on a couch holding some things.
Slouching, she walked towards Risa
RISA: Hi!
*was happy to see Ai*
AI: Do you have any adhesive tape?
* was sad and still slouching*
RISA: Eh?
AI: Even a band-aid will do
RISA: Where will you use it?
AI: For my broken heart
RISA:
Playing cards flew in the air around Risa
landing in a mess on the wood-tiled floor
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LAME JOKE STA~TOThe TakaGaki couple’s inside a fast-food chain sweetly eating
and displaying their lovey-dovey affection in public
from time to time. Taka would feed Gaki her food and vice versa. Until Taka felt like going to the restroom because of nature’s call.
Taka: Gaki, come with me I’m going to the restroom.
Gaki: It’s okay, I’ll just wait for you here.
Taka: But you must come with me.
Gaki: But I don’t feel like peeing.
Taka: I know
but the sign says “Please, don’t leave your valuables unattended.” So I insist.
Gaki:
Me: