Okay, I couldn't help it. Drabbles come out of my ears sometimes.
You'll be able to tell when this one takes place. No pairingness in this one. Maybe the next one. I have had a Yuko/Kamei fic idea in my head...
Ah! This one is based off of a little roleplay a friend and I had earlier... Fimmy knows what I mean... but I just couldn't help myself.
Uhm, Where Does That Go?
Tsuji paced about the apartment, glaring at the small test in front of her. Why wasn't it going to work any faster!? Damn thing. What'd the box say? Three minutes.
Fine.
Letting out a sigh, she looked away, but just as quickly looked back.
Damn!
Grunting, she set it down, before walking off to do something else. She started by turning the television on, reading a book, and calling Takahashi to have her talk her ear off, before finally deciding that ten minutes of time was far long enough (Though she was positive Takahashi could have kept her occupied for longer).
She took a look at the test.
"Oh. Shit."
Before she had a chance to do much else, the doorbell rang. Squeaking, she frantically tried to find a place for the test.
Under the pillows of the couch! PERFECT! No one looks under there!
Stuffing the test under one of the pillows, she let out a sigh, and went right for the door.
There stood Reina, holding up sandwiches.
"I brought lunch!" the girl said happily. Smiling weakly, Tsuji gestured for Reina to come in, to which the younger girl did, and, after some formalities, sat down on the couch, right next to the test.
If Tsuji's inner chibi was working correctly, it would have said something along the lines of 'OHSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITTYSHITSHIT... WHAT IS SHE DOING!?'
But it was too busy going 'TSUNKU'S GONNA KILL ME!' to notice that Reina was doing any of those things.
The rest of Tsuji, however, did not.
Instead of doing what inner chibi would have done, she sat down next to Reina, and smiled weakly, before taking one of the sandwiches Reina had offered.
".... What's up?" she asked the younger girl, who was smiling back with the same weak behavior. Reina looked down a moment, up at Tsuji, and down again before finally responding.
".... Tsuji... what's sex like?"
The sandwich in Tsuji's hand awkwardly flopped over as she was about to take a bite from it. What was wrong with Reina, couldn't she have just asked Miki or something? Better yet, Yossie. Go ask Yossie!
"I mean, well...." Reina went on, stuttering, "I would have asked Hitomi but she would have had a heart attack with all that's been going on lately... and Miki would have either told me to bugger off or shown me... and I don't want a show! I just want to know what it's like!"
Blinking, Tsuji snickered and gave her friend a pat on the shoulder. What better person to ask than someone removed from the rest of the girls? One half of W. No one cared about her.
That wasn't true, Reina brought sandwiches.
"Well... uhm..."
"Tsuji, what's this?"
Reina had decided that nervously holding a pillow would have been good for the moment, and had discovered the ever fatal to Tsuji's career test.
How. Awkward.
"Uhm... that's... a pregnancy test... Reina..."
"Duh. I know that. I meant... what's that?"
She pointed to the little plus sign.
"Does that mean whoever had the test is okay and they don't have to tell their parents they had sex?"
Yes, that was exactly what it meant! You can go home now! I'll take the sandwiches though, they're good. Bye!
What did they teach Reina in school? It obviously wasn't sex or pregnancy tests.
".... Uhm.... no. It means..."
Breathe Tsuji, breathe.
Try again.
".... Reinaimpregnant!"
There was a pause, before Reina stared at Tsuji.
"WITHOUT ME?!"
Cut, print. That's a wrap!