My notes:
- This is in SCRIPT format. And a SUPER LONG one. Don't tell I haven't warned you!
- (This kind of sentences) means the current expression of the characters
- Since English isn't my first language, possibilities of mistakes and being monotonous always exist. I'm sorry if any of these things happen.
- Phew! Finally I can update this 'book' again! Truly SORRY for the damn long update...
Been so busy lately with my works at college, thus giving me so little time to write this. Yet I'm still frequenting this forum just to read your great works, guys. 
- And last but not least, please enjoy...!!
Narration:
The beautiful earth once again is threatened by evil...(C’MON! GIVE US EARTH PEOPLE A BREAK!!!)An evil being, called White Satan, wishes to turn the earth all white...(SIGH~ the same person with the same desire again. BORING~)From 5 skits with 4 victims, which the writer of this fic has watched so far, he’s on the upper hand...(WHAT DA HELL???!!!)It’s up to the five colored-warriors of love to defend the earth now!(MAJISUKA???!!! THESE FIVE PEOPLE AGAIN???!!!)And please, don’t fail again this time...(ONEGAISHIMASU~!!! *kneeling down with flooding tears* DON’T LET TAKAMINA’S SUBERI QUEEN TITLE GO AWAY FROM HER!!!)... in this SLIGHTLY LONGER EPISODE!!!
Red: “YON-JYU-HACHI BYO SENTAI!”
All rangers: “AK RENJA!!! ZA MUBI!!!
Red: “PURINSESU...in...DISUTORESU!”
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[Narration:
“Akihabara, Tokyo. This is where AKB48’s theater stood on. But we all don’t know actually, beneath the theater lies the secret base of the AKRangers.”]
Red: "Green! Orange! You've returned! Natsukashii~"
Blue: "How's your sidejob?"
Orange: "It's been good lately. But you know, we missed being an AKRanger."
Green: "Mmm... (
nodded in agrees)"
Yellow: "It's good that you return. We haven't got any wins since you left us!"
Orange: "How's our subs? Did they do the job good?"
Blue: "Apparently they were more aggressive than you two. But still.. it's not enough to win."
Red: "I heard they were taken somewhere for intensive training. Even the 2nd Orange was given extra training to lose her weight."
Suddenly, the sound of the alarm broke through the room. The sirene flashed uncontrollably! PANIC ATTACK!
“Emergency! White Satan alert! White Satan alert!”The antique TV in their base, which also functioned for reconnaissance, showed a real-time footage of White Satan and his newest victim.
Beautiful girl: "Kyaaaaa!!! Kyaaaaa!!!" (
cried in scare)
White Satan: “Wha.. wha... wha...!!! Wha.. wha.. wha...!!!” (
laughed)
White Satan, with a bucket of paint on his hand, painted a wall full with graffiti of black hearts. He tried to paint it white and has successfully painted a quarter of the wall. (A/N: a black hearted wall sure was absurd. Sorry guys, lack of ideas!)
Beautiful girl: "Yamete!! Don't paint the wall!!!" (
begged)
White Satan: "I will make everything white! Wha.. wha.. wha...!!!" (
laughed and not stopping)
Beautiful girl: "Please not this wall! This wall is black hearted like me!!"
Sigh~ What a ruckus... that White Satan sure didn't know when to stop.
Red: “He has appeared again, huh?! That White Satan!”
Blue: “As usual he’s trying to make everything white again!”
Yellow: “Again! Let go off that person!!”
Red: “Yosh! Ikuwayo...!!”
Yellow: “Oi! You missed the ‘again’ on the ‘ikuwayo’!”
Red: “He~? Sumimasen.. Ikuwayo... again!”
And the five girls stood up from their seats, ready to pose for the henshin.
All rangers: (
drawing the letter ‘A’ in the air) “A!!”
Orange: “Aaa~ At last you AKBingo scriptwriters gave me a line to say!” (
fully excited)
All rangers: (
drawing the letter ‘K’ in the air) “K!!”
Blue: “Eh~? Mmm.. (confused expression) Kicking your asses would be the punishment for their lack of lines!”
All rangers: (
drawing the letter ‘B’ in the air) “B!!”
Green: “But your asses won’t blow out gases even if the five of us kick you hard!” (
face of an airhead)
Please laugh if you think the poem was funny.
All rangers: “Fuu... Mambo!!!”
[Narration:
“I’ll explain! When the AKRangers successfully make an “AKB” poem, they are able to transform using the energy resulting from the laughter.”]
The henshin sequence rolled on. Red, yellow, blue, green, and orange! Henshin!!
And in just few seconds, the rangers, White Satan, and the hostage magically teleported into their usual studio set.
Red: “YON-JYU-HACHI BYO SENTAI!”
Pose the AKB letters configuration! Green & Yellow made an ‘A’, Red brought up a ‘K’, and Orange & Blue formed a ‘B’.
All rangers: “AK RENJA!!!”
Princess: “Kyaaaaa!!!” (
being held by White Satan)
White Satan: “Wha.. wha... wha...!!!” (
laughed)
Red: “You have appeared again, huh? White Satan!”
Yellow: “Let go off that excessively reactive queen of the obaasans away!”
Princess: “Heeeehhh... obaasan??!!” (
excessively surprised expression of a black hearted woman)
[Sign:
"18 years old --> Princess’ age = Obaasan’s age"]
[Narration:
“If you are over 17 years old you are already an old woman.”]
Red: “Oi, Yellow! She’s an exception of the obaasans! Don’t you see she’s younger than she look?”
White Satan: “Wha.. wha... wha... white!! (
laughed) Internal disagreement, huh?”
Princess: “Tasukete! Help me AKRangers! This person is ugly.”
White Satan: “Wha~? How dare you call me ugly!” (
slapped Princess’ head)
Red: “Don’t you dare touch her, White Satan!”
Princess: “Kashiwagi Yuki-hime, Captain of AKB's Team B, yoroshiku!”
Red: “Ah~ I'm Watanabe Mayu a.k.a. Red. (
pointed herself) Yoroshiku too!” (
waved hello to the Princess)
White Satan: “Oi! Who’s asking your name?” (
slapped Princess’ head)
Princess: “Aa~ itai!” (
rubbed her head)
White Satan: “How dare you all come again! You bunch of irritating rascals. If you want me to return her, you have to clear this game! Shiroko!!! (
called)
Shiroko: “Whii~~~te!” (
imitated Shocker’s mook salute)
While the Shiroko were busy preparing for the ‘game’. Oddly, it took longer than usual so waiting was inevitable. Unusually, Blue felt like asking something... to White Satan!
Blue: “Ano~ actually I’ve wanted to ask this for a long time. Don’t the Shirokos look very much like Kamen Rider’s Shocker mooks?” (
took the time to ask)
White Satan: “Euhh.. we’re once being a part in Shocker’s grand army. The Shirokos were trained directly by their senpais, the Shocker mooks.”
Orange: “Eh~? You were once in Shocker?!! Did you and the Shirokos desert Shocker for real?!” (
surprised)
White Satan: “Not really.. We’re just disappointed knowing that Shocker and its reincarnations had been defeated in 1000 episodes without any single wins since they established in 1971. Haah~ what a bunch of losers they are..” (
sighed) And Shocker finally lost their sponsorship from the Japanese companies whom grew tired of their constant loss for real. Shocker’s now bankrupt!” (
another sigh)
Green: “So you try to find a new job in a Sentai series?” (
spontaneously asked)
White Satan: “Sou sou.. We’re in a pinch back then. Lack of income forced us to jump into Sentai, which we then realized was too colorful.” (
heart talks)
Yellow: “So you try to make everything white, you White Jiji?!”
White Satan: “Yes! Being in a colorful world really hurt our eyes!! And for your information, I’m not a jiji!!! I’m not even married!”
Princess: “Nani a tenda?!! (
shouted) Save me already!!” (
tried to break free but fail)
White Satan: “Ah~ yes! Why am I having this conversation with you all?!” (
became aware of everything)
Red: “Shimatta! We’re careless! That was the best chance to save her without even playing White Satan’s game!”
Other rangers: “Aahh~ you’re right! (
late reaction) Sumimasen..Red.” (
depressed look)
The Shiroko had finished setting up the next game.
Shiroko: “Whii~~~te!” (
imitated Shocker’s mook salute)
White Satan: “That’s too damn long for a preparation! (
glared at the Shiroko) So, the game this time will be...!” (
stared at the audience)
[Sign:
“TERROR AGAIN! SHOOT OUT IN 48 SECONDS!” (
then the Princess screamed of fright!!)]
White Satan: “The rules are simple. If you all manage to do a penalty kick within this distance in 48 seconds, the rescue will be a success. If you are to fail, the hostage will turn completely white. WHITE!!”
Princess: “Yada! Kowai! Hidoi yo! Bakemono! Buremono!” (
various expressions of excessive fright and mockery)
White Satan: “Oi! You talk too much! (
slapped Princess’ head for the third time)
Princess: “Aa~ itai!” (
another rub on her head plus a fake cry)
Red: “White Satan! You will not get away with this!” (
pointed her finger to White Satan)
White Satan: “Hoo~ Fired up now, eh?”
Yellow: “Omae-ra! Prepare for trouble!” (
threw fist to White Satan)
Blue: “Yeah (
nodded) ... and make it double!” (
made a peace sign. Eh, peace?)
Green: “Mmm... isn’t that Team Rocket’s introduction line?” (
looked confused)
Orange: “C’mon. Let go off that one. Let’s fight!!” (
imaginarily rolled her sleeves)
White Satan tossed the Princess into the usual glass booth for his victims and locked her inside.
Princess: “Tanomu! I’m counting on you, Red! AKRangers!”
Red: “Don’t worry, Hime-sama! Just believe me. Eh.. I mean... believe us!”
Yosh! The rangers were putting their game face on, ready for the fight. The order of the kickers would be (
countdown started):
[-GAME START!!!-]
The goal wasn't too big for football standards. It's more like.. a goal for hockey instead! That wily White Satan!
Shiroko: "Whi.. whi.. white~" (
mocked the rangers. One of the Shiroko's defending the goal!)
-- Blue's turn ---Blue: "Here I go!!"
1st attempt: Failed, the ball was caught by the Shiroko
2nd attempt: Failed, the ball missed the goal
3rd attempt: Failed, the ball missed the goal
Blue: "Aah~ it's annoyingly difficult!"
Orange: "Don't give up!"
Red: "Keep shooting!"
Yellow: "C'mon, Blue!"
4th attempt: Failed, the ball missed the goal
5th attempt: Failed, the ball flew too high above the goal
6th attempt: Succeeded!
GOOAAAAAALLLLL! Blue succeeded! 4 goals remaining. 30 seconds left.
-- Orange's turn ---All rangers except Orange: "Hurry!!" (
started to panick)
1st attempt: Failed, the ball missed the goal
2nd attempt: Failed, the ball missed the goal
Yellow: "Target accurately!" (
sounded like a frustrated coach)
3rd attempt: Failed, the ball was caught by the Shiroko
4th attempt: Failed, the ball flew too high
5th attempt: Failed, the ball was caught by the Shiroko
Orange couldn't help but felt frustrated too.
Blue: "Keep trying, Orange!!" (
cheered Orange up)
6th attempt: Failed, the ball missed the goal
7th attempt: Failed, the ball was caught by the Shiroko
8th attempt: Succeeded!
GOOAAAAAALLLLL! Orange succeeded! 3 goals remaining. 14 seconds left.
-- Yellow's turn ---Yellow didn't want to waste more time. She quickly approached the ball and kick it randomly.
1st attempt: Failed, self explanatory
2nd attempt: Failed, the ball flew too high
Yellow: "Arghh~! Damn it!!"
3rd attempt: Failed, the ball hit the glass booth instead
Princess: "Ahh~!! (
screamed of pain, probably because the sound of the hit) What are you doing??!!!"
Yellow: "Gomen, Princess!" (
apologized)
4th attempt: Failed, the ball hit White Satan instead
White Satan: "Oucchhh!! Watch where are you targetting!!"
Yellow: "Gomen, White~ Ahh!! Why am I apologizing to you?!! You deserve it!!!"
5th attempt: Failed, the ball hit one of the crew
Yellow: "Argh~!! Get out of here!!" (
shouted at the crew)
Time's over!!! 0 seconds!!! 3 goals remaining.
-- Green's turn --Didn't get her turn.
-- Red's turn --Didn't get her turn.
All rangers: "Aahhh~!!!" (
super disappointed)
Princess: "Nooooooooooo~!!"
[-TIME OUT! YOU LOSE!!!-]
(the lights in the studio set turned red)
[Sign:
“RESCUE FAIL!”]
White Satan: “Eat thiiiiss~”
Red: "Gomenasaaaiii~!!"
The princess looked so distressed. There’s nothing she can do except letting herself turn fully white.
[Narration:
“If the AKRangers fails, the hostage will be turned completely white. But...”]
Princess: “Eh~? Eh~?” (
surprised)
White Satan: “Nani? Nothing’s happened? The flour didn’t pour down!” (
surprised+confused)
All rangers: “Eeeehhhhh~???” (
surprised)
White Satan: “Oi, Shiroko! Check the flour bag on top of the booth!” (
sounded a little low)
Shiroko: “Whii~~~te!” (
imitated Shocker’s mook salute)
The Shiroko quickly checked on the glass booth. If the flour didn’t pour, something must be wrong... obviously.
Shiroko: “Whii~~~te! Whi.. whi. whi... whi.. white~” (
explained something. That’s how Shiroko talked)
White Satan: “What? The flour bag is stuck?!” (
failed expression)
The AKRangers almost jumped of joy. They sure were lucky this time.
Red: “Your plan has failed too, White Satan!”
Blue: “You can’t make the world white anymore!”
Yellow: “Now go back to space!!”
White Satan: “Wha.. wha... wha... white!! (
laughed) If I go, the Princess will be trapped forever inside the booth!”
All rangers: “Eeehhh~???!!! Naniiii~???!!!”
White Satan: “This booth is designed to be automatically opened after a game is completed.”
Yellow: “The game is already completed, baka!”
White Satan: “But you failed, and the flour didn’t pour!”
Blue: “What are you trying to say?!”
White Satan: “A completed failed game must end with the victim turned white. But since nobody became white, it couldn’t be said a completed game.”
Princess: “Saite~!!! You moron!!”
White Satan: “Oi! You think I’m happy with this? I cannot make the world turn white! My eyes would still hurt so badly!!” (
desperated)
Red: “White Satan! I demand you to fix the booth!! Immediately!!!”
White Satan: “Eto~ I have calculated, this will take one night!” (
scratched his head)
Princess: “Naniii!~??!! That long?!!!”
White Satan: “The Shiroko’s were a bunch of idiots like me (
didn’t realize he acknowledged himself an idiot). To fix a simple problem like that would definitely take longer for us.”
Green: “Ano~ you can always ask help from the AKBingo crew.” (
deep down was a genius!)
Yellow: “We couldn’t see them in this set! They’re pretending to be invisible while we’re acting!” (
reminding it was a shoot for a progamme)
Blue: “But that’s a good idea!” (
a lamp was visible above her head. She didn’t think of anything though!)
Orange: “Let’s make them visible.”
Red: “Now, what do we do?”
White Satan: “You all get lost from my sight now! Wait for the reparation. We’ll call you later using the antique TV once we’re done.
Blue: “Eh~ how did you know we have an antique TV?”
White Satan: “Well, I read the cue from the crew right there.” (
pointed his finger to one of the crews in the shooting set. The crew was holding the cue.)
Yellow: “Oii! Don’t tell them anything about our secret base!!” (
shouted to the same crew)
Blue: “You baka! Don’t say ‘secret base’ in front of White Satan!”
Yellow: “Oops! (
closed her mouth) Sumimasen deshita!” (
bowed down to her fellow rangers)
Red: “We’ll retreat now! Don’t you dare do anything to the Princess, White Satan!”
White Satan: “Shuuu~ shuuuu~ (
waved hands like repelling a dog) I can’t do anything before she turned white! And her reactions so far were too sharp for my ears!! Inexplicably offensive!!!”
Princess: “Promise me you’ll come back and save me, Red!” (
cried dramatically in a cliched way)
Red: “I promise you, Hime-sama! I’ll return to save you. Wait for us!” (
a same cliche level response)
Princess: “Goodbye, Red!” (
sent off a goodbye kiss through the air)
Red caught the imaginary kiss with her hand and directly put it on her mouth. She blushed her cheeks because of it. The kiss felt so soft and smooth on her lips... since it’s made of air.
The battle was postponed because of technical errors. The writer of this fic apologized to you readers for the delay.
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All the AKRangers went back to their secret base. Inside the base...
Blue: “Sigh~ for the
nth time we lost again... again and again...”
Yellow: “AKRangers is slowly moving towards breaking the record of people with most failures.”
Red: “Aah~ Hime-sama, are you okay there? Be safe...” (
looking at the ceilings daydreaming)
The antique TV suddenly displayed something on its monitor. It’s a video of a fat guy with glasses.
Fat guy: “Hohoho~ I see there are not so many bright faces here, huh?” (
imitated Santa Claus’ style of talking)
All rangers: “Aki-Professor??” (
they rushed near the monitor)
Aki-P: “Also known as Aki-P. (
laughed) What’s going on, rangers? Depressed over the loss from White Satan again?”
The rangers nodded weakly. Some of them were pouting. Not good expressions at all.
Aki-P: “How about the victim?”
Red: “She’s being held hostage by White Satan. She’s trapped in his glass booth! She.. she...” (
cried and shook the monitor in worries. Blue and Yellow held her down to calm her.)
Aki-P: “Come on.. come on. Don’t panic, Red. At least she’s still alive now. Calm yourself.”
Yellow: “It’s so rare of you to come here, even though by monitor only.”
Aki-P: “Ah yes. Speaking of which, I have a short footage to show you girls. Douzo...”
The short footage were displayed on the TV’s monitor. The faces of Acchan and Takamina were seen.
Takamina: “Yo, AKRangers!”
Blue: “Takamina? Acchan?”
Yellow: “The obaasans we failed to save before!”
Acchan: “Yeah! And thanks to you we both got the 1st and 2nd position of the queen who got powdered and pied the most in AKBingo’s history!“
Blue: “Hey! I was on 3rd position! You’re not alone! (
protested)
Takamina: “Okay, enough with the powder.. Ehem~ I know you often failed in rescue and let the victims turned white. But let me tell you kids, it’s not right to give up now!”
Acchan: “Yes, it’s too early to say you fail. Believe us, Takamina has experienced more failures than you can think of.”
Takamina: “Now you said it, Acchan. It’s true...” (
slumped)
Acchan: “But, she keeps moving on and on. Despite meeting failures all over again, she became one of the most respected people in AKB with all her efforts until now without ever saying ‘I give up’.” (
then hugged the midget beside her)
Takamina: “Aahh~ that’s so sweet of you, Acchan. Arigatou~” (
looked at Acchan with a dearly gaze)
Acchan: “You are welcome~” (
kissed Takamina’s cheeks)
Takamina: “Acchan! Not in front of these kids!” (
heavily embarassed)
Acchan and Takamina’s footage disappeared. It got shifted by Yuko and Haruna’s footage.
Yuko: “Oi! AKRangers! Thank you for succeeding in NyanNyan’s rescue!” (
tried hard to kiss Haruna’s lips)
Haruna: “Stop it, Yuu-chan! Not now!” (
tried hard to resist Yuko’s lips)
Yuko: “As long as my NyanNyan is safe, you are forgiven for letting me turn white.” (
turned her head to the audience/AKRangers)
Haruna: “Ganbare yo, AKRangers!” (
clenched both her fists)
Acchan and Takamina’s footage shifted back.
Takamina: “By the way, about you calling us obaasan! That’s downright cruel!”
The monitor then showed a split-screen between Takamina and Yuko.
Yuko: “Yeah! Speaking of obaasans, there are people in AKB whom deserves more to be called obaasan than us!”
Takamina: “Sou sou! I know who you were referring to, Yuko.”
Suddenly, Mariko and Sayaka’s footage entered the monitor.
Mariko/Sayaka: “Shuddup, you two!! Takamina! Yuko!” (
looked unhappy)
The monitor splitted again, this time splitted into four.
Takamina: “Aaah~ the people we were referring to.” (
shivered jokingly)
Yuko: “The people who can singlehandedly defeat White Satan...” (
followed Takamina's expression)
Mariko: “We’re still beautiful and becoming so much womanly, you know!”
Sayaka: “Don’t you dare talking behind our backs, you brats!”
Takamina and Yuko both made an apology gesture.
Takamina/Yuko: “Sumimasen... don’t kill us! We still want to live long and prosper...” (
whined)
The AKRangers giggled upon looking at the four. Mariko and Sayaka then turned to the rangers with an optimistic look on their faces.
Sayaka: “Yo, AKRangers! Believe in yourself!! The world still needs the power of justice and love!”
Mariko: “That’s right. Without little brats like you, the world will be a boring place with white colors only.”
Sayaka/Mariko: “Ganbare!!!”
Aki-P’s footage returned back.
Aki-P: “Thank you, girls! (
looked far to his left side. Seemed the girls in the footage were shot not far from his current position) You see, AKRangers? (
turned his head to the rangers) Even the people you failed to rescue back then still believe in you. The non-victims also put their hopes on your shoulders. Wouldn’t it be best to respond them and give your full potential?”
Red: “You’re right. As long as the world still suffers because of White Satan, the AKRangers are always there to help.”
Blue: “We can’t run away from our responsibilities right now.”
Yellow: “Our responsibilities won’t be fulfilled till we kick White Satan’s butt so hard."
Orange: “Mmm...” (
agreed)
Green: “Mmm...” (
agreed)
Aki-P: “That’s the answer I’ve been waiting from you. Give it all your best to make this world a happier place with more laughter and colors, without regrets and half hearted decisions. You all still remember why I chose you to be an AKRanger from the start, don't you?”
The AKRangers nodded in confidence.
Aki-P: “In AKRangers, you don’t work smart. You work hard. And you all have shown that kind of work since the start.” (
wise guy style)
All rangers: "Thank you, Aki-Professor! Your words are motivating us!" (
pumped up with bright eyes)
Aki-P: "That's good... and it seems I must go now. Remember... work hard! Ciao~" (
waved goodbye)
The monitor turned off. But 2 seconds later... it turned on.
Aki-P: "Ow, there's something I forgot to tell you. The hint for White Satan's current game is... 'Captain Tsubasa'. Find the rest yourself. Ciao~ again."
Red: "Eh~ Captain Tsubasa??" (
confused)
Yellow: "What did he mean? We must kick like Tsubasa?" (
frowned)
Blue: "I think so! You know Tsubasa's often successful in executing shoot outs."
Orange: "Ah, sou sou! I understand."
Green: "Mmm..." (
agreed)
Red: "Yosh! For the next game... let's kick it Captain Tsubasa's style!!"
This time is 10 seconds later... the sound of the alarm broke through the room again. The sirene flashed uncontrollably again! PANIC ATTACK AGAIN!
“Emergency! White Satan alert! White Satan alert!”Turned on again. The face of White Satan on screen.
White Satan: "AKRangers! The booth is fixed now, but the game must be replayed. Come here right now! The black hearted princess is waiting!"
Princess: "Red! AKRangers! Please come now! I'm tired already being kept in this coffin by this funny creature."
White Satan: "You see? (
sighed) She has been mocking me the whole night during the reparation. My ears were hot as hell! I'm offended! So damn offended!!!" (
angered in desperation) You better come now!!!"
Turned off again. But this time, the rangers looked at each other with a new resolve.
Red: “Yosh! Ikuwayo...again and again!!”
And the five girls stood up from their seats again, ready to pose for the henshin again.
All rangers: (
drawing the letter ‘A’ in the air) “A!!”
Yellow: "Eto~ (
confused) A team's Takamina is a failed obaasan!" (
mad dog's badmouth)
All rangers: (
drawing the letter ‘K’ in the air) “K!!”
Blue: "Eh~ err~ (
more than confused) K team's Sayaka is not failed but she's older than a obaasan!" (
such insolence to her captain!)
All rangers: (
drawing the letter ‘B’ in the air) “B!!”
Red: "B team's Yuki-hime isn't a obaasan unlike Yellow said!" (
not confused at all, but totally biased)
For the second time.. please laugh if you think the poem was funny.
All rangers: “Fuu... Mambo!!!”
*fast forward... it's the duration*
*stop fast forward* Red: "We've come, White Satan! Let go off the Princess!"
Princess: "Red! AKRangers! I've been waiting for you!"
Red: "I'm sorry for being too long. Now, you're safe." (
assured the Princess everything's going to be fine)
White Satan: "Wha.. wha... wha...!!! (
laughed) A lovey-dovey reunion! So touching~" (
being cynical)
Red/Princess: "Shuddup, Jiji!! (
shouted together with a killer glare on their eyes) Don't interrupt our moment!!"
White Satan: "Ha..hai.. (
startled) Kowai.. (
said to himself) To all men in the world.. avoid them." (
stared at the audience)
Princess: "Oi! Start the game already, baka! Explain the rules at once!!"
White Satan: "Hai!!! (
gasped in horror) So to win this game you must do it like yesterday and else and else and else."
Yellow: "That's fast!!" (
surprised)
White Satan: "Of course! Don't think only the writer of this fic have the right to fast forward the story! I also have it too!!"
Red: "Yosh! No failure this time!"
The rangers were putting their game face on, ready for the fight again. The order of the kickers now would be (
countdown started):
[-GAME START!!!-]
-- Green's turn --Green tried to execute the first shoot out.
1st attempt: Failed, the ball missed the goal
2nd attempt: Failed, the ball flew above the goal
3rd attempt: Failed, the ball is caught by the Shiroko
Green didn't show any signs of giving up and kept on trying. 38 seconds left!
Red: "Remember Tsubasa's special moves!!" (
reminded)
Green kicked the ball hard.
Green: "Hayabusaaa Shuuttoo!!" (
reads: Hayabusa Shoot, means: Peregrine Falcon Shoot)
4th attempt: Failed, the ball hit the Shiroko's groin instead. An opening!
Red: "Now!!!"
Another Hayabusa Shoot!!
GOOAAAAAALLLLL! Green succeeded! 4 goals remaining. 34 seconds left.
-- Orange's turn --1st attempt: Failed, she missed the ball
2nd attempt: Failed, the ball missed the goal
Orange was moving too slow. She ran all over the place to catch the running ball.
Yellow: "Hurry up! Move faster!!"
3rd attempt: Failed, she slipped and fell down
All rangers except Orange: "Awww~" (
facepalmed)
Orange stood up again! For the 4th attempt she must succeed. Time was slowly running out!
Orange: "Must goal it.. Iguurruuu Shuuttooo!!" (
reads: Eagle Shoot)
GOOAAAAAALLLLL! Orange succeeded! 3 goals remaining. 20 seconds left.
-- Blue's turn --Yellow: "Blue! Hurry up!"
Blue: "Gotta make it fast! 19 seconds remaining!"
Blue stared at the goal, aiming for her target. She smiled in confidence.
Blue: "I won't do the same mistake like before." (
thought herself)
Blue: "Haik~! Kamisoriiiii Shuuutttooo!!!" (
reads: Kamisori Shoot, means: Razor Shoot)
The ball moved on a boomerang-like motion. The Shiroko couldn't guess the ball's movement!
GOOAAAAAALLLLL! Blue succeeded! 2 goals remaining. 13 seconds left.
-- Yellow's turn --Yellow: "Yoshaa~! My turn now!"
Blue: "Ganbare, Yellow!"
Yellow concentrated on the ball in front of her.
Yellow: "Kojiro Hyuga-san! I won't fail you!" (
spoke to herself)
Yellow started the move. With full power she kicked the ball.
Yellow: "Shineee~!!! (
means 'die' in English) Taiigaaaaa Shuuuttooo!!!" (
reads: Tiger Shoot)
The ball was a dashing meteor. It blasted off horizontally and dangerously.
GOOAAAAAALLLLL! Yellow succeeded! 1 goal remaining. 8 seconds left.
-- Red's turn --Red: "7 seconds left!!"
All rangers except Red: "Red! Make a goal!! Quick!!!" (
sounded worried)
Princess: "Go for it, Red! I know you can! Ganbare!" (
gave her the spirits!)
Red: "This shoot.. I present it to you, Hime-sama!" (
spoke in her mind)
Red put on her full-determined look. She knew the Princess and the world depended on this shoot out.
Red: "Doraaaiiibbuuu Shuuuttooo!!!" (
reads: Drive Shoot)
The ball flew in a nicely 45 degrees. But...
All rangers except Red: "Aahhh!! The ball keeps going upward! It won't reach the goal!!!"
Princess: "Ah~ the ball, Red!" (
panicked)
But amazingly, the ball suddenly dived into its opposite direction! It bounced on the floor, moved between the Shiroko's legs.. and hitted the net!
GOOAAAAAALLLLL! Red succeeded! The AKRangers triumphed!!
[-YOU WIN!!!-]
All rangers: "Yaaattttaaaaaa~~~~!!!!!" (
truly jumped in joy)
[Sign:
“RESCUE SUCCESSFUL!”]
[Narration:
“White Satan was sent back into the depths of space!”]
The booth is unlocked automatically. The Princess was finally freed!!
Princess: "Red!!!" (
dramatically cried and hugged her)
Red: "Hime-sama? Are you okay?" (
smiled in relief)
Princess: "Mmm.. (
nodded) Thank you, Red! Thank you, AKRangers!"
Their smiles were so bright now. It's a touching moment.. (
someone! give the writer of this fic a tissue! He's sniffling!)
The rangers and the Princess were staring at the studio's ceiling. (
pretending to look at the sky)
Princess: "White bakemono! The best white is the natural one you got from Olay whitening cream!!" (
learned this from cosmetic ads on television)
Red: "But a tint of red would be also best on a natural white face." (
kissed the Princess' left cheek for real!)
Princess: "Ah~ Red! (
face turned red.. too red) No.. Mayu-san! Such soft lips..."
Red: "This lips is only for you, Hime-sama. Anytime you want..."
Red and the Princess looked at each other with a lovers' gaze. There lips formed a bashful smile.
Princess: "Red... you're really my knight in shining armor!" (
so damn cheesy!)
Red: "And you are my goddess... the lost goddess from paradise." (
corresponding the cheesiness!)
Yellow: "Ehem~ ehem~" (
coughed jokingly) Don't forget we're still here, Red!"
The lovey-dovey new couple returned to 'reality' and giggled.
Red: "Sumimasen.. don't be jealous, Yellow. I'm sure you'll find someone in the future." (
clapped Yellow's shoulder)
Blue: "That's right! Or... you would rather be... lovey-dovey with me instead?" (
teased)
Yellow got blushed too!
Yellow: "Not in front of them, Blue!" (
embarassed)
The others laughed at the reddened Yellow.
Yellow: "By the way.. White Satan sure flew so high!" (
tried to change the topic)
Orange: "Yeah.. just like Team Rocket! Blasting off at the speed of light!"
Green: "Err~ about White Satan.. I see he's lying down there." (
pointed at the lying body on the floor)
It's White Satan's body!!
All rangers: "Eeeehhhhhh~???!!!" (
utterly shocked)
Blue: "Why is he still here?"
Yellow: "Red! You didn't kick him hard! You failed!"
Red: "I'm sure I kicked him hard enough. But.. he's not moving right now. Is he... dead?" (
moved closer to the body, followed by the others)
White Satan: "Oi! I'm not dead!!" (
turned his head to the rangers)
All rangers + Princess: "Aaaahhhhhh~ liviiingg deaaad!!!" (
surprised)
White Satan: "I'm not a living dead either!! Even when I was supposed to be dead, you're still badmouthing at me! Insolents!" (
stood up)
Yellow: "Kora!!! The narrator said you're in the depths of space now!! Why are you still in the studio?!" (
vicious)
White Satan: "Because I'm not Team Rocket, you dimwit!! I don't blast off at the speed of light!!" (
slapped Yellow's head)
Yellow: "Itai! (
rubbed her head) Don't you dare slap my head, you White Jiji!" (
mad dog Yellow mode on!)
White Satan's face turned pale (which was already pale actually). It's just so wrong to make trouble with Yellow!
All rangers except Yellow: "Yellow... Yellow..." (
held the mad dog, not letting her ran amok!)
Yellow: "Get off me!! Let me go!! This Jiji's ass needs to be kicked!!" (
resisted)
White Satan: "Sumimasen, Yellow!" (
kneeled down in fear! Unbelievable!!!)
[Sign:
“CUT!”]
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Narration:
Finally White Satan has gone for good..
The earth has returned beautiful again with its colorful tone..
Thank you very much to the AKRangers!!
You have proven yourselves are not a fail like Takamina!!!
- Cast -
Watanabe Mayu as Red -- Miyazaki Miho as Yellow -- Ono Erena as Blue -- Komori Mika as Green -- Sato Sumire as Orange
Kashiwagi Yuki as Princess Kashiwagi (Yuki-hime) -- Oomizo Kyoto (of Bad Boys) as White Satan
- Guest Stars -
Maeda Atsuko as herself -- Kojima Haruna as herself -- Oshima Yuko as herself -- Takahashi Minami as herself -- Shinoda Mariko as herself -- Akimoto Sayaka as herself
Akimoto Yasushi as Aki-Professor (a.k.a. Aki-P)
- Crew Team of AKRanger Skit -
The same crew team that handled AKBingo!
- Production -
Nippon Television
THE END
All rights reserved, Nippon Television, 2009.
Notes and references:
- Green (Mikapon) and Orange (Suuchan) were almost never given lines to speak in the original AKRanger skits. So I made them speak more, though not as much as Red (Mayuyu), Blue (Erepyon), and Yellow (Myao).
- All screenshots were taken from previous episodes of AKRanger. (In courtesy of Nippon Television and Youtube)
- Shocker was established together with the airing of the first Kamen Rider series (KR Ichigo and Nigo) in 1971. Meanwhile, the 1000th episode of the whole KR metaseries aired in 2011, during the airing of Kamen Rider OOO.
- Watch the American dubbed series of Pokemon to hear more about quotes of Team Rocket.
- Watch AKBingo’s AKBEST20 episode to see details about the queen who got powdered and pied the most in AKBingo’s history.
- Dig up Captain Tsubasa (animes, mangas, games) again to learn about the characters' special moves. The AKRangers were copying their moves in the story.
- Olay, let me put your name here. Thank you!
So, that's my third fic. Yeah, it's a longer one indeed from my previous ones. I'm sorry if you felt uncomfortable reading the text formatted like above. As usual... hope you like it~, comments and advices are welcomed so feel free to reply, and thank you very much for reading!!
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