Don't miss my 2-paragraph bonus part in the middle of my comments reply!
-------------
PART 6 - FUJIMOTO - JUNE 5TH - ONE HOUR LATER
I grinned and picked up the DVD.
"Yocchan?" I called, walking over to her. She was deeply immersed in the drama section. "What about this one? It's a recent action movie from America."
"Who's in it?" she asked, not even looking up.
"Uh... Samuel L Jackson?" I replied, handing her the DVD case.
"What's it ab...GAH!" Yossi dropped the movie like it was alive and recoiled back against the shelving. "Not funny. Not funny. Not funny. Not funny. Not freaking funny."
"What?" I asked innocently as I picked up the movie. "You don't want to see 'SNAKE FLIGHT'?"
"NOT freaking funny, Fujimoto."
"I beg to differ, Yoshizawa," I laughed, going to return the offensive movie to the shelf. "Soooo..." I linked my arm with hers. "What are we going to watch?"
"Dunno," she replied shortly, glancing over the movies and into the next aisle.
"'Tokkaekko'?" I suggested innocently.
"'17sai -Tabadachi no Futari-'?" she retorted.
"'Sukeban Deka: Code Name = Asamiya Saki'?" I joked.
"Oh, I own that already," she replied distractedly, peering over the top shelf again. "I think we've been spotted," she hissed before I could react. She pointed over towards the next aisle.
"I can't see anything."
"Just look over the - "
"I'm nine centimeters shorter than you. I seriously cannot see over the top shelf."
"Oh." She smirked. "Want me to lift you up?"
"Kinda," I grinned lecherously.
"Excuse me," a man said behind me. I mouthed 'OH MY GAH' to Yossi before slapping an expression of supreme boredom on my face and turning around.
"What?" I said rudely. The nervous man looked back and forth between the two of us. His eyes widened and he abruptly spun around and left. "Well, that was easy," I laughed, turning around.
I recoiled a bit at the sight presenting itself. Yossi was standing with her arms folded across her chest, glaring full force with a look of utter disgust.
"Holy crap, Yocchan! Where the hell did you pick that up?" I sputtered, taken aback at the presence of a glare to rival even my best.
"Nakazawa," she replied, her stare following the man's quick escape through the store. As soon as he left, she blinked the Nakazawa Death Glare away and grinned at me. "This comedy ok?" Without waiting for a reply, she sauntered off to the checkout.
"....Damn, that was hot," I muttered before following her.
----------------
BTW, "
SNAKE FLIGHT" is the Japanese release title of "Snakes on a Plane"
Oh, and, hmm, what's this? Oh, it's CRACKHEADED OMAKE TIME!
-------------
MIKI-SAMA'S OMAKE CORNER
almond: Eh!? What's this for?
Miki: Welcome to Miki-sama's Omake Corner! Where I, the always humble Fujimoto Miki, will point out the glaring errors of almond's fics!
almond: WHAT?! What errors?!
Miki: Let's begin! Case one! Lovely Assistant, if you would?
*Eri, in a Viyuden-esque bunny outfit, drags out exhibit one*
Miki: *smacks Eri on the ass* Thank you, Lovely Assistant!
"Hitomi," Ayaka said in a perfect imitation of my mother's low scolding tone. I stopped laughing. Crap, she was pissed. My parents rarely pulled the first name card and that was only when they were really mad about something.
almond: What's wrong with that? I thought it was -
Miki: DUMBASS! What the hell would Yocchan's parents call her except Hitomi?
almond: ....
Miki: That's her damn name. They gave it to her. What are they gonna do, call her 'Yoshizawa'?!
almond: ....ah.
Miki: 'ah'. Yeah. EXHIBIT TWO!
*Eri drags out exhibit two and is rewarded with another rear groping*
"Oh, good, you're up!" Yossi laughed. "When you're done with your shower, we'll be leaving."
"When I'm done with my shower," I replied, tossing my soaked camisole over the curtain so it smacked her across the face. "You're dead." Yossi just laughed. "Bah. You're lucky I love you so much. So, where are we going?"
"I figured it was about time for a date." I paused mid-lather.
"A date?" I repeated, watching her bend over and put my shirt in the hamper. "I really like those pants."
almond: Ok....are you mad that I had her chuck you into the shower semi-clothed?
Miki: No, what I'm wondering is how we were able to see and speak to one another with a SHOWER CURTAIN IN THE WAY.
almond: ....
Miki: And I've read ahead! I know you did it again later in that part near the end!
manamin: Maybe it's a glass door shower?
Miki: WTF!? Who let the beta in?! Anyway, she said "over the curtain".
almond: ...it's a clear curtain?
Miki: Then MENTION THAT NEXT TIME, you dialogue freak. A little description never hurt anyone.
almond: Uh... this entire omake is nothing but dialogue....
Miki: And so concludes Miki-sama's Omake Corner! Please join me again next time when we play Pin The Scandal On The Mini Moni. Member! Bye! <3
----------------
Dear Lord, sometimes I think my body naturally produces its own recreational drugs.