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Title: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 03, 2009, 08:47:53 AM
JPHiP Man Cave
- The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!

Inspired by such movies like "Scarface" "The Killer" "A Better Tomorrow" (and all John Woo movies) and the recent "I Love You, Man" comes this idea...:hipheart: THE MANCAVE.

(http://i26.tinypic.com/98evki.jpg)
A man cave (also sometimes mantuary) is a male sanctuary, such as a specially
equipped garage, spare bedroom, media room, den, or basement. A place to play
songs inspiring manhood, aka man ballads aka manllads
.

daigong and Masa, here to save the Manliness of JPH!P and the Manlove Forum itself. Here in THE Basement where we can shit talk about Man Laws, shit talk, eat meat, drink beer, watch sports, play guitar, and NO GIRLS (they can lurk bwahaha)  :fap

Bromance tips from 'I Love You, Man' cast (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMRDQHZwyas#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

Start off by introducing yourself in...

The Bromance Survey

Ultimate malebonding anthem:
Wank station:
Favorite man food:
Favorite drink while malebonding:
Favorite malebonding hobbies:
favorite malebonding video game:
Favorite bromance movie:
Favorite celebrity bromance:
Favorite malebonding location:
Favorite malebonding TV-show:
Favorite sport:
Favorite phrase/motto:
The manliest word:
Best malebonding present:
Your bromance tips:


Shoot the shit with topics like favorite power tools, manly cars, and more. Toss out regular topicss to shit talk on. Of course, we gotta start with:

The Man Laws

#1: Never see other mans penis
#2: Never touch other man's penis
#3: Dissing your friends is mandatory
#4: Making up random nicknames whenever possible
#5: Men don't drink from straws.
#6: Always dis your homie's team, esp. when they lose
#7: Spoiling movies/tv-shows/sports is never allowed
#8: Both men have to say "no homo" out loud after hugging each other unless they are wasted or the hug is sports related
#9: Never share a drink with another man

Think of any more?

MAN'S GAME, BITCH!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 22, 2009, 08:50:19 AM
LET'S DO THIS! :pimp:

The Bromance Survey

Ultimate malebonding anthem: George Lam's Man of Determination: George Lam - Man Of Determination (Original Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcETObrVfKg#normal)
Wank station: In front of my computer
Favorite man food: steak
Favorite drink while malebonding: cheap ass beer
Favorite malebonding hobbies: playing video games, shit talking about women, music, movies, etc.
favorite malebonding video game: NHL 1995
Favorite bromance movie: Scarface, any John Woo
Favorite celebrity bromance: Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro
Favorite malebonding location: Basement
Favorite malebonding TV-show: Sportscentre
Favorite sport: Hockey
Favorite phrase/motto: EPIC!
The manliest word: FUCK!
Best malebonding present: Liquor, sweet sweet fine liquors
Your bromance tips: Don't sit directly across from bro at restaurant


(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1706/vaderh.jpg)
 :lol:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 22, 2009, 09:13:50 AM
MALEBONDING FTW!

The Bromance Survey
Ultimate malebonding anthem: George Lam's Man of Determination
Wank station: In front of my computer
Favorite man food: Steak with BBQ sauce
Favorite drink while malebonding: Beer & Whisky
Favorite malebonding hobbies: Boozing, watching movies/sports & playing video games
Favorite malebonding video game: NHL 2009
Favorite bromance movie: Scarface, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Favorite celebrity bromance: Ben Affleck & Matt Damon
Favorite malebonding location: Finland-Sweden ferry & homies' apartments
Favorite malebonding TV-show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Favorite sport: Hockey & MMA
Favorite phrase/motto: No Homo
The manliest word: Damn!
Best malebonding present: Booze
Your bromance tips: It ain't gay if you say "no homo" afterwards
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 22, 2009, 09:22:36 AM
manly arby's
Arby's | "Manly Men" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWib-Uut4R4#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 22, 2009, 09:29:58 AM
FUCK YEAH!

Male Bonding (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWpB6trzDdE#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 22, 2009, 09:35:35 AM
The Man Law #10

Men don't share headphones.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 22, 2009, 09:33:29 PM
scrubs - guy love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 22, 2009, 09:36:38 PM
IM IN FUCKERS
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 22, 2009, 09:39:01 PM
Drink up Homie!!

(http://likeawhisper.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/giant_beer_glass.jpg)

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 22, 2009, 09:43:42 PM
let's do this... but later lol, jjust saving my spot.

Ultimate malebonding anthem:
Wank station: computer
Favorite man food: fried rice
Favorite drink while malebonding: beer
Favorite malebonding hobbies: music, postwhoring, watching random videos, playing +18 games
favorite malebonding video game: final fantasy VII, football manager
Favorite bromance movie: The Godfather, Taxi Driver
Favorite celebrity bromance: Clint Eastwood, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee
Favorite malebonding location: the pc room
Favorite malebonding TV-show: Scrubs
Favorite sport: Football/Soccer
Favorite phrase/motto: don't have one
The manliest word:
Best malebonding present:
Your bromance tips:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 22, 2009, 09:52:53 PM
Welcome to The Man Cave shura-bro! :welcome
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: tenkei on August 22, 2009, 09:55:35 PM
FUCK YEAH MANCAVE!!!


Ultimate malebonding anthem: We Are The Champions by Queen
Wank station: desk
Favorite man food: MEAT (nohomo)
Favorite drink while malebonding: alcohol. straight or mixed with other alcohols/soda. no fruit juice in are drinks.
Favorite malebonding hobbies: watchin sports, ogglin T&A, talking about farting and taking shits
favorite malebonding video game: sports games. Madden, FIFA, WWE games. Shooters played on multi-player death match. Fighting games.
Favorite bromance movie: something with Stallone beating/killing the shit out of people. something with AHNOLD beating/blowing the shit out of stuff. Uplifting sports movies
Favorite celebrity bromance: Masa and Daigong? lol.
Favorite malebonding location: THE MANCAVE
Favorite malebonding TV-show: cops
Favorite sport: football, european and american.
Favorite phrase/motto: FUCK YEAH
The manliest word: DAMN! ala Ron Simmons
Best malebonding present: video games with baller multi-player, gifts that mock your homie
Your bromance tips: stay on your nohomo game. if you think you MIGHT need to nohomo, nohomo. dont risk it.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 22, 2009, 10:16:12 PM
TENKEI YOU TRAITOR! The only reason why you are here is cuz you got kicked outta Babe Cave :P
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 22, 2009, 10:32:22 PM
The Bromance is Gone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEYkLWa1po4#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: tenkei on August 22, 2009, 10:45:50 PM
TENKEI YOU TRAITOR! The only reason why you are here is cuz you got kicked outta Babe Cave :P

like you dont wanna be in the babe cave?! we need to install some surveillance in there
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: mini*wheat on August 22, 2009, 10:47:19 PM
/me sneaks in

ALREADY INSTALLED SURVEILLANCE IN HERE BITCHES.
/me runs away.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: tenkei on August 22, 2009, 10:57:39 PM
we've been infiltrated D:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Sev on August 22, 2009, 11:00:04 PM
Damn I Think I'm a bit too much man for all of y'all. Is cool tho, you gotta have someone to look up to, right.

The Bromance Sevrey

Ultimate malebonding anthem: MANOWAR - Brothers of Metal (note that MANOWAR always have to be written in capital letters)
Wank station: Front of the Comp or 110" screen.
Favorite man food: Elk steak, rear of course, with sauce and some side dish like fries. I HATE bitches who wants medium or well done. Fags.
Favorite drink while malebonding: Tsipporo or any watery American beer that just runs down yer throat.
Favorite malebonding hobbies: Drinking beer and playing video games.
Favorite malebonding video game: NHL '94 (Oilers can't lose) and any FIFA game
Favorite bromance movie: Solo
Favorite celebrity bromance: Don Frye
Favorite malebonding location: Living room, sports bar.
Favorite malebonding TV-show: Entourage
Favorite sports: (my note: sportS not sport) A man loves every sport and knows everything about them. Some favs are MMA, Football, Football the other one, Basketball, Any sport with hot girls and all other sports.
Favorite phrase/motto: Just for the lols
The manliest word: Pöka
Best malebonding present: BBQ tools. So that guy can flip you some burgers.
Your bromance tips: No physical contact during video game nights. Doesn't matter how drunk you get. NO FIGHTING. Some stuff always breaks if you do.

Get the girls outta here. They don't understand what's so awesome about womens figure skating, womens beachvolley, womens tennis etc. :fap
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 22, 2009, 11:33:38 PM
Capture that miniwheat!!!! Before she reads about

MARVEL on the Bromance bandwagon :lol: but they changed the title

(http://www.collectedcomicslibrary.com/images/MarvelSuperHeroTeamUpTPB.jpg)

Quote
If This Be Bromance--! Marvel’s greatest buddies take the spotlight in this one-of-a-kind collection, and it’s male bonding like you’ve never seen — as Cable and Deadpool swap stories, Wonder Man and the Beast share a plane ride, Spidey and the Human Torch battle back-to-back, Wolverine makes a bet with Nightcrawler, Black Panther and Everett Ross lay their feelings on the line…and the Warriors Three set sail for fun! Plus: Captain America and the Falcon, Iron Man and Jim Rhodes, and more! Be here as Marvel says, “I love you, man!” Collecting MARVEL TEAM-UP #121, CAPTAIN AMERICA #126, AVENGERS TWO: WONDER MAN & THE BEAST #1, POWER MAN AND IRON FIST #79, CLASSIC X-MEN #4, MARVEL SPOTLIGHT #30, CABLE & DEADPOOL #19, IRON MAN #216, BLACK PANTHER #25, TALES OF SUSPENSE #78 and MARVEL FANFARE #15. Rated A …$24.99 ISBN: 978-0-7851-4186-0


Source: http://marvel.com/catalog/?id=12656 (http://marvel.com/catalog/?id=12656)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: arun.yothin on August 23, 2009, 02:45:30 AM
Ultimate malebonding anthem: MC5 - Kick Out the Jams
Wank station: Computer or bed
Favorite man food: Pizza
Favorite drink while malebonding: Dr. Pepper
Favorite malebonding hobbies: Slap boxin'
Favorite malebonding video game: Super Street Fighter II Turbo
Favorite bromance movie: Stripes
Favorite celebrity bromance: Al Bundy and Jefferson Darcy, Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar
Favorite malebonding location: Whoever's house has the most food and drinks and the best TV.
Favorite malebonding TV-show: Married...with Children, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Favorite sport: Watching chicks wrestle in (and out of) bikinis
Favorite phrase/motto: "DAMN!" as in, "DAMN She got a big butt!"
Best malebonding present: Chicken wings
Your bromance tips: Don't occupy the middle urinal.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 23, 2009, 04:43:52 AM
 :welcome arun, Sev, ten, shura - :hipheart: Guys who like to fart and scratch themselves ... in public!!

There are men, and there are guys.

Here's a topic:

What would be in your ideal mancave??

Draw or post pics to illustrate. CHECK OUT THIS MANCAVE SICK!!

http://kings.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?catid=728&id=45272 (http://kings.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?catid=728&id=45272)

Mine needs big ass screen, fridge that's easily acccessible. And a relaxing armchair. NO SOFAS / COUCHES HERE!! :pimp:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Asmodai on August 23, 2009, 04:45:21 AM
NO SOFAS / COUCHES HERE!! :pimp:


What'll you do when babes come over to make out?
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 23, 2009, 04:59:51 AM
What'll you do when babes come over to make out?

LMAO. Read the first post mang.

Anyways, eating chilli on a Sunday while watching football when it's 30 below is MANLY. I can't find a pic of tailgating in the winter. But this is a good tip:
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/TheGreatUrameshi13/General/Tailgating.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on August 23, 2009, 05:13:13 AM
Ultimate malebonding anthem: Jay-Z - Girls Girls Girls
Wank station: Computer
Favorite man food: BBQ Ribs
Favorite drink while malebonding: Gatorade
Favorite malebonding hobbies: Kicking each other in the face
favorite malebonding video game: Toejam & Earl on the NES
Favorite bromance movie: Rocky
Favorite celebrity bromance: Lupe Fiasco, Ludacris & Dwyane Wade
Favorite malebonding location: In a Mancave
Favorite malebonding TV-show: Futurama
Favorite sport:
Basektball
Favorite phrase/motto: I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." Muhammad Ali
The manliest word: BALLER
Best malebonding present: Money
Your bromance tips: Just let me be me, ill let you be you and we are good
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on August 23, 2009, 05:38:40 AM
NAME YOUR FAVORITE ATHELETS REAL OR IMAGINARY!!!

For me its:

Gary Payton
Dwyane Wade
A Space Cowboy

Just to name a few
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 23, 2009, 05:44:33 AM
:welcome TOZ!!!

NAME YOUR FAVORITE ATHELETS REAL OR IMAGINARY!!!

Georges Laraque
Kobe Bryant
Shaquille O'Neal
Mark Messier
Michael Jordan

of course there's more. Sports is what male bonding is all about, betting, drinking, tail gating, clowning each others teams.

Favourite Sports Bar??

Elephant & Castle on Whyte Ave: http://www.elephantcastle.com/content/locations/whyte_menu (http://www.elephantcastle.com/content/locations/whyte_menu)

If y'all come one down, drinks are on me!! they even got a fuckin godddamned goal siren when the oilers score XD


one thing we need in this Mancave...FOOSBALL! or table top hockey:
(http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/Table-Top-Air-Hockey-1.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on August 23, 2009, 05:46:01 AM
WHY NOT THE FUCK BOTH?!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 23, 2009, 06:37:33 AM
seriously random but relevant question... is there any possible way to divide the forum so only girls/boys can access certain threads?... dunno, just popped in my manly mind

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Asmodai on August 23, 2009, 06:38:31 AM
seriously random but relevant question... is there any possible way to divide the forum so only girls/boys can access certain threads?... dunno, just popped in my manly mind



Well, it is recorded, so there's probably a mod. Dunno how easy it would be to do.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on August 23, 2009, 06:39:08 AM
You manly mind works manly Shura. I understand that the Mancave is ours and the Babe Cave is for the ladies but if they wanna come and make out with Asmo, I dont see why we must stop Asmo from getting some
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 23, 2009, 06:41:38 AM
Is like in your kiddo times when you have this secret base and only allowe boys coz you weren't interested in women... of course nowadays people change and we can accept girls if they want to do a little show for the people :)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on August 23, 2009, 06:43:05 AM
Yes, like the treehouse only you and your friends took over and hung a no girls allowed sign on the front.

Now, we call female strippers over so the times have changed
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 23, 2009, 06:47:58 AM
FAVORITE ATHLETE RIGHT NOW MUST BE USAIN BOLT... man, i have serious doubts if that man is an human BUT according to my "strange" uncle actually all black people are humans and the rest are not!

ok another favorite is IKER CASILLAS, goalkeeper for Real Madrid, he is very good in his job and a wonderful person... othe rfavorite is Michael Jordan and of course Kobe... dunno, all the rest aren't that high.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on August 23, 2009, 06:53:11 AM
Well isnt like the cradle of life in or around Jamaica? Or was it Africa? Well maybe your strange uncle is right

I also like Roy Jones Jr.

Roy Jones Jr Highlight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDWnMXzgeZo#normal)

Floyd Mayweather aint got shit on Roy Jones
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 23, 2009, 06:56:04 AM
What about the PAC-MAN?

question... a man cave needs lots of pics right? is thre any chance that one of them isn't about sex/women or imply sex/women or related to sex/women
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on August 23, 2009, 06:58:20 AM
A Pacquiao/Jones fight would be awesome. Would be better if they fought if Jones was also in his prime as well.

I like pictures that elude to sex, but I think we can have like a Batman poster or a Kobe pictures around
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 23, 2009, 07:00:26 AM
you mean lots of poster with boys on shorts or latex?

but i do think it must have lots of pink since we are manly enough to use it... SPORT BOYS FANS!!! (only team i know that use pink for their main t.short colors... and are from the bravest part of Lima)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on August 23, 2009, 07:01:36 AM
There are other pictures but if you want shorts or latex, why not
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 23, 2009, 07:07:16 AM
What about some manly posters of JIBAN?

Kidou Keiji Jiban - Opening (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVKtnSTczqI#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: arun.yothin on August 23, 2009, 07:32:33 AM
All my pictures would be of naked women, either real or drawn. :D


As for athletes...
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9945/theultimatewarriorchamp.jpg) (http://img40.imageshack.us/i/theultimatewarriorchamp.jpg/)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on August 23, 2009, 07:48:54 AM
Dont forget

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080605/the-rock_l.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 23, 2009, 08:02:05 AM
OF COURSE.. the most electrifying athlete in the WWE history ever
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on August 23, 2009, 08:03:25 AM
I also want The Undertaker so scare off the cops just in case we get loud

(http://www.mediaman.com.au/profiles/the_undertaker.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 23, 2009, 08:11:40 AM
dude!!! The Undertaker is legend!!!! damm even nowadays he is fucking scary with that epic intro and his clothes... whish that the "american bad-ass" never happened but what can i say, even there it was pure win.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on August 23, 2009, 08:16:17 AM
Yeah, the Biker isnt as cool as the Deadman persona but for a few years he was one of us normal people. We related better to him. And his return to the Deadman for WM20 was nothing but awesome
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 23, 2009, 08:17:38 AM
YOU KNOW WHO IS AWESOME... not him... HIM

Bruce Lee-way of the dragon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWUdkLvfIHc#normal)

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on August 23, 2009, 08:19:05 AM
WERD!

Bruce messed up a whole school

Bruce Lee VS japanese school (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q9kYKtvYU0#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 23, 2009, 08:20:39 AM
I KNOW!!! a manly man cave needs a bunch of Bruce Lee and kung-Fu movie posters
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 23, 2009, 09:36:25 AM
TOZ, daigong & I be rapbonding @ The Ajax Chat! :pimp:

I just realized that one of my favorite malebonding spots is the Ajax Chat during HiP HoP Hizzy :yep:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 23, 2009, 09:39:05 AM
I KNOW!!! a manly man cave needs a bunch of Bruce Lee and kung-Fu movie posters
Word! Gotta love them old school kung fu flicks cause they are all about malebonding :theking

Gordon Liu - 36th Chamber Of Shaolin Original Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RqkRzyiaUc#normal)

:bow:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Sev on August 23, 2009, 11:28:40 AM
Men have mustaches. Stop posting girls.

Don " The Predator " Frye (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3rely)
Now Don's a fucking man. He will submit you in way of smashing your arm into pieces.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Tuffty on August 23, 2009, 12:06:13 PM
Can I still join? I mean uh, YEH! I WILL JOIN, JUST TRY AND STOP ME!

I am a man. A manly man is what I am. Look I've got a penis and everything.

Ultimate malebonding anthem: Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash
Wank station: Bed
Favorite man food: Pizza, Chinese
Favorite drink while malebonding: Strongbow
Favorite malebonding hobbies: Watching sports/movies/TV/Playing video games
Favorite malebonding video game: Any FIFA or Pro Evo game/Super Street Fighter II Turbo/Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Favorite bromance movie: The Godfather/Scarface/Pulp Fiction
Favorite celebrity bromance: Nathan Fillion/Johnny Cash/Paul Scholes/Nemanja Vidic/Lionel Messi
Favorite malebonding location: Whoever's got the biggest TV
Favorite malebonding TV-show: Sons Of Anarchy/Baywatch/The Simpsons/Sky Sports Super Soccer Saturday
Favorite sport: Football/Boxing/Golf/NFL
Favorite phrase/motto: I'd hit it
The manliest word: WERD
Best malebonding present: Buying someone a beer always goes down well
Your bromance tips: It's ok to cry, just not anywhere near me.

Look I've even brought a poster for the walls:

(http://www.geocities.com/wabasso/images/Billboard_ad.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 23, 2009, 07:28:24 PM
You know what? The Predators race is very malebolding... breeding the ultimate killer to hunt it just for fun?... see? that's what i'm talking about.


btw: FUCK YEAH MASA i watched that movie several times, even subbed in FX (way better that with spanish dubs from Spain)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 23, 2009, 08:33:39 PM
MANTASTIC!

Yo, we gotta keep The Man Cave alive cause the manhood of JPH!P is in danger!

Can I still join? I mean uh, YEH! I WILL JOIN, JUST TRY AND STOP ME!
:welcome

(http://www.geocities.com/wabasso/images/Billboard_ad.jpg)
DAMN! That is one manly pic :bow:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 23, 2009, 10:02:24 PM
THE TRU
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/5125/homerot.jpg) (http://img90.imageshack.us/i/homerot.jpg/)


MUCHO MACHO  8)2
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: tenkei on August 23, 2009, 11:05:15 PM
favorite MANLY athletes? how about some mother fucking Muhammad Ali?! the best boxer ever, man
(http://www.celebritiesfans.com/Pic/muhammadali.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 23, 2009, 11:10:13 PM
Mark Messier aka The Manliest Hockey Player Ever
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/763/2605064082564markmessie.jpg)

Mark Messier kills Mike Modano (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxLlZkknv0#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: arun.yothin on August 23, 2009, 11:13:47 PM
Quote from: Muhammed Ali
I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: tenkei on August 23, 2009, 11:19:45 PM
lol finally filled out my mancave survey.

also, no one mentioned this yet, perhaps one of the manliest sports ever: competitive eating. whats manlier than eating your weight in food?

Kobayashi vs Giant Bear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 23, 2009, 11:31:27 PM
^ Damn!

Damn the short version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-6CmCaDvkA#normal)

Quote from: Muhammed Ali
I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick.
Ali is the most swagtastic athlete ever! :theking
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Tuffty on August 23, 2009, 11:56:31 PM
Quote from: Muhammed Ali
I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick.

Quote from: Muhammed Ali
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

When We Were Kings is the best documentary ever.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 24, 2009, 01:54:22 AM
isn't Kobayashi  the one with a crush on Rei-chan?


one of the manliest sports FOOTBALL FIGHTS!!! ... FUCK YEAH
awsome football fights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mtqRM5dS4U#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: DHG on August 24, 2009, 07:23:23 AM
That Summerslam party channel on the irc was good and good malebonding. A bunch of us talking wrestling and watching a bunch of guys beat the holy hell out of each other. Would be sweet to have a party like that irl.

I would like in. Though some I left blank as I'll need more time to think lol.

Ultimate malebonding anthem:
Wank station: in front of computer or bed
Favorite man food: Pizza and Fried Chicken
Favorite drink while malebonding: Mountain Dew
Favorite malebonding hobbies: Watching tv, playing video games, playing poker, movies, talking women
favorite malebonding video game: Street Fighter IV or Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
Favorite bromance movie: Scarface, Star Wars, Harold and Kumar
Favorite celebrity bromance:
Favorite malebonding location: doesn't matter as long as there is a huge tv and lot's of food lol
Favorite malebonding TV-show: Family Guy, anything WWE related, The Boondocks
Favorite sport: FIFA, NBA, wrestling (yeah i count that lol), and MMA
Favorite phrase/motto: That shit was DECENT!!!
The manliest word: DAMN!!! (Faarooq/Ron Simmons)
Best malebonding present: a HUSTLER or a video game
Your bromance tips: When you ask to use someone's joystick you better say no homo.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: adventwriter on August 24, 2009, 08:42:36 AM

Ultimate malebonding anthem: We Will Rock You (Fast Version) - Queen
Wank station: computer..... >.>
Favorite man food: ribs - nice finger licking ribs
Favorite drink while malebonding: Guinness
Favorite malebonding hobbies: football, checking out the ladies, drinking
favorite malebonding video game: Halo (which ever)
Favorite bromance movie: Star Wars
Favorite celebrity bromance:
Favorite malebonding location: TV - watching the game
Favorite malebonding TV-show: fuck TV shows - give me a good game.
Favorite sport: Football, basketball
Favorite phrase/motto: God Damn!, Hell yeah!
The manliest word: Fuck
Best malebonding present: beer
Your bromance tips: keep it nohomo!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: mini*wheat on August 24, 2009, 08:54:56 AM
/me brings beers.

'SUP BROS.
I'm all manly and stuff. Look at my beers! Let's watch some people fight each other!

Plus, I heard you were down a guy. Apparently one of your dudes crossdressed and infiltrated that lame babe cave and rubbed baby oil on himself.

Pffft. Crossdressing and trying to infiltrate the other side. WHO DOES THAT? I mean honestly.


...Hot wings, anyone?
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Rickker708 on August 24, 2009, 08:57:59 AM
Ultimate malebonding anthem:
Wank station:where ever; usually either computer or bed.
Favorite man food: steak medium rare
Favorite drink while malebonding:beer
Favorite malebonding hobbies: beer, woman watching, sporting event
favorite malebonding video game: halo tournaments
Favorite bromance movie: lethal weapon
Favorite celebrity bromance:
Favorite malebonding location:bar, @ a concert
Favorite malebonding TV-show:how I met your mother
Favorite sport: football
Favorite phrase/motto:Dude
The manliest word: grunt
Best malebonding present: a nice cold  5 pack
Your bromance tips:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 24, 2009, 08:59:01 AM
rubbed baby oil on him?  :rofl: i'm not posting there.. i'm afraid of shi xD


bring this to pimp the walls  :pimp:
(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/8518/36chambers.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuno_thunder on August 24, 2009, 09:30:40 AM

The Bromance Survey

Ultimate malebonding anthem: Robin Hood: Men in Tights theme song.
Wank station: Bathroom, in complete privacy.
Favorite man food: Balut!
Favorite drink while malebonding: Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale
Favorite malebonding hobbies: Benchpresses, pushups, perhaps some wushu
favorite malebonding video game: Street Fighter, of any variety, or any car racing game
Favorite bromance movie: Waiting, 300, Advent Children
Favorite celebrity bromance: Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker
Favorite malebonding location: Men's room at Elephant and Castle
Favorite malebonding TV-show: Steve Wilkos show
Favorite sport: Hockey
Favorite phrase/motto: If its brown, flush it down.
The manliest word: Perfect.
Best malebonding present: Booze of any kind.
Your bromance tips: Don't share underwear, but always offer if someone else needs some.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: arun.yothin on August 24, 2009, 02:31:01 PM
The original bromance
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6394/fredbarney.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 24, 2009, 04:47:37 PM
what about fighting to the death with or against your friend?

(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8266/picturekdk.jpg) (http://img10.imageshack.us/i/picturekdk.jpg/)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Sev on August 24, 2009, 05:49:51 PM
What is this? Sissy cave? Real Men below.

A Man who knew only sissies avoid punches. Not the best, but the greatest boxer of all time:
Iron Mike Tyson Knockout Highlights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nuL0GlBgVI#normal)

Another Man with capital M. Not the best footballer, but one of the greatest:
materazzi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpG4AHlZrL4#normal)

mini brought beers? :O maybe she can hang out for a while?
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 24, 2009, 07:16:17 PM
^ beer is always tempting

materazzi is great... a great mofo too.


Nike Advert - Cantona vs The Devil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdhvp-iYR3s#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: mini*wheat on August 24, 2009, 09:34:50 PM

mini brought beers? :O maybe she can hang out for a while?

^ beer is always tempting

/me pops one open....
Mmm. Beer.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Tuffty on August 24, 2009, 09:39:29 PM
Hmmmm. I guess mini can hang. She did bring beer. Beer good.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 24, 2009, 10:15:49 PM
mini bring beer, that must be enough probe of malebolding right?



MUCHO MACHO, this can't be more manly eh?
The Haka - New Zealand Vs Tonga (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eGCsEQ15L4#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shirenuファクトリー on August 24, 2009, 10:26:31 PM
<Masa> yeah you are one of the dudes!

I've come home now guyse
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: arun.yothin on August 25, 2009, 01:33:15 AM
^ Sup, dawg.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on August 25, 2009, 04:22:43 AM
WAT IS CRACKIN' SHI!!??
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shirenuファクトリー on August 25, 2009, 05:44:00 PM
Ah you know same ol' same ol', looking at hot chixx and scratching my nuts
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 25, 2009, 06:12:00 PM
Let's "wrestle" shi!! :heart:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: arun.yothin on August 25, 2009, 06:37:23 PM
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/1931/edoneil.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Tuffty on August 25, 2009, 09:18:30 PM
Al Bundy knows how we do

Cream Bath with Pamela Anderson at Al Bundy Married With Children (Engl.) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8NMf6F1AT4#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 25, 2009, 09:25:07 PM
^ Al Bundy is a true hero! After all, dude scored 4 touchdowns in a single game :bow:

Al Bundy's greatest hits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grpwS7v-YSI#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: mini*wheat on August 25, 2009, 09:33:19 PM
Oh man!
Looks like my bro Shi is here, too!

And Al Bundy. Dude's my hero! Hell yeah!
/me passes out beers.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 25, 2009, 09:36:19 PM
^ sup man let's tag team against daigong and shi


Bundy is the definition of MACHO... better that HeMan

HE-MAN INTRO SPANISH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZLQ6zNxgKg#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 25, 2009, 09:46:48 PM
/me passes out beers.
Thanks, bro... hold up, wait a minute! Why are you passing out light beer? Something smells fishy.....
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: mini*wheat on August 25, 2009, 10:02:10 PM
Uh.
Fishy?

I mean. THAT MUST BE THESE GIANT BEER BATTERED SUPER FRIED GREASY MANLY FISH FILLETS I MA--I MEAN I GOT SOME WOMAN IN THE KITCHEN TO MAKE.

Yum yum!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Tuffty on August 25, 2009, 11:41:15 PM
I mean. THAT MUST BE THESE GIANT BEER BATTERED SUPER FRIED GREASY MANLY FISH FILLETS I MA--I MEAN I GOT SOME WOMAN IN THE KITCHEN TO MAKE.

Tch, women!! Amiright guys?!

*awaits the inevitable high fives*
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 25, 2009, 11:46:19 PM
The Man Law #11

Snitches get stitches.

if you snitch on another man, get ready for the pain.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 26, 2009, 10:27:05 AM
We need mancave banners pronto!! and colors. The ones we have so far lol.

Pickup Basketball Guy - Man's Game Bitch - Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niLrI-gJEOA#ws-normal)

Hey guys! Let's play some pick up basketball, shirts vs skins!! Skins = mini and shi! vs shirts, me and Tuff

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shirenuファクトリー on August 26, 2009, 03:13:36 PM
Why don't we make it football, so me and mini can kick some balls!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Sev on August 26, 2009, 05:09:23 PM
You would love that wouldn't you, boy? HÖ HÖ
/me gives shirenu's butt a manly friend slap
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 26, 2009, 10:25:46 PM
SUP HOMIES?

i did this   O0

(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4849/jphipman.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Sexy Beam on August 26, 2009, 10:41:48 PM
LOL Batman and Robin... AND Ron Jeremy.

Epic. XD
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Stryfe on August 26, 2009, 11:12:27 PM
The Bromance Survey

Ultimate malebonding anthem: Manowar - Hail and Kill/Warriors of the World
Wank station: In front of my computer
Favorite man food: Rullakebab
Favorite drink while malebonding: Bulklager, anything with alcohol in it
Favorite malebonding hobbies: Texas hold'em, video games, watching sports & movies
Favorite malebonding video game: UFC Undisputed
Favorite malebonding movie: Commando
Favorite celebrity bromance: Bud Spencer & Terence Hill
Favorite malebonding location: My bud's gaming cave
Favorite malebonding TV-show: Any sports, really
Favorite sport: MMA
Favorite phrase/motto: Vitulla päähän
The manliest word: Kyrpä
Best malebonding present: Booze, Tasteless and useless awesome shit
Your bromance tips: Don't whine, have a beer


Sure is a lot of pussy in here.

Damn, Sev posted the Don Frye vid already... let's post, as Frye put it, the "Bald-headed commie" then...

Fedor HL to Tool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KpSi6Va9I#normal)

Simply the man.


i did this   O0

GJ Shura. Added. But do post these also in the banner thread too from now on, so we don't have to search around for shit.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: mini*wheat on August 27, 2009, 03:28:48 AM
Why don't we make it football, so me and mini can kick some balls!

Amen, bro.
*manly knunckle bump*
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 27, 2009, 03:56:50 AM
AL BUNDY!!!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v23/daigong/DSC01003.jpg)
/me flushes toilet
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 27, 2009, 05:33:20 AM
GJ Shura. Added. But do post these also in the banner thread too from now on, so we don't have to search around for shit.
yeah i realized that halfway away from home XD i wanted to pimp it first in here... BANNER TIME!!!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Stryfe on August 27, 2009, 08:06:03 PM
(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/8605/albundybjj.jpg)

A man's sport.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 28, 2009, 07:45:01 AM
Powerthirst (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 28, 2009, 10:23:15 PM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWWWLLL!!

I ROFL'd when lurking the babe cave, they left our no straw manlaw in there XD

in relation to the drink topic:

Manlaw #12

You poke it, you own it.

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: tenkei on August 28, 2009, 10:41:02 PM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWWWLLL!!

I ROFL'd when lurking the babe cave, they left our no straw manlaw in there XD

in relation to the drink topic:

Manlaw #12

You poke it, you own it.



lolz i saw that too. i was gonna say something, but shi scared me >.>
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 29, 2009, 12:19:27 AM
shi's one of the guys now!!

which I pose this question....my manhood tested. Discuss Manlaw for:

If while eating blazin chicken wings (http://www.thebearrocks.com/events/100/957963/wing+wednesday+-+blazin+challenge), when is it acceptable to forfeit eating them and start chugging water, milk, napkin?

in relation...

If while eating hot peppers, is it acceptable for a person to stay at the table and not eat while forcing others to eat the peppers?

JPH!P Challenge (tm) Jalapeno Eating Round 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feErFqQ88LY#ws-normal)

A :hipheart: WORLD TOUR Tradition, Commie knows what I'm talking aboot
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on August 29, 2009, 08:06:14 AM
It is acceptable to start chugging water or whatever liquid they choose when they cant take it anymore.

I say it its acceptable for a person to stay at the table not eating while forcing others to eat the peppers for motivational purposes.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 29, 2009, 08:51:25 AM
straws? WTF IS THAT??? i only drink directly from the bottle, can, glass, bowl, etc.

for me is NOT ACCEPTABLE to force others to eat if you are not eating... leader must be the role model, that means getting drunk first and eating more jalapenos that a crazy mexican.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Stryfe on August 29, 2009, 02:51:28 PM
NO HOMO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3uXcK9pMqg#ws-normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Asmodai on August 30, 2009, 03:41:49 AM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20020907-2.gif)

I figure this fits here. XD
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Comrade on August 30, 2009, 03:59:10 AM
eating hot peppers
*puts on man suit* That's an awesome vid.  And yeah, I know what you're talking aboot, except next time we meet, I gotta man up and do it with something that's actually picante. :lol:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Stryfe on August 30, 2009, 04:42:20 AM
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/4205/gross.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 31, 2009, 05:07:14 AM
FUCK YEAH eating chips and soda (no straw), my favorite snack :w00t:

Grand Theft Awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1nsBwLqLTE#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 31, 2009, 05:41:54 AM
eating hot peppers
*puts on man suit* That's an awesome vid.  And yeah, I know what you're talking aboot, except next time we meet, I gotta man up and do it with something that's actually picante. :lol:

I didn't wanna scare ya Mr. Comrade. The things that we have eaten lol...I'm all down for picante!! in the nose!  :lol:

Men watch sports only to gamble and drink booze and eat chips!! WITH NO STRAW!!

Yahoo Fantasy FOOTBALL!! JPHiPFL 2009

Supermodel Joanna Krupa Rips Terrell Owens (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz27Zmov3J8#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

BE A SUPASTAR here: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com (http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com)

League ID: 166808
Password: rika

IN FUCKING 3 MINUTES!!!  

Custom League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/jphipfl (http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/jphipfl)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 31, 2009, 08:25:10 AM
MANTASTIC MOVIE NEWS!

Quote
Nu Image Gives Sylvester Stallone's Rambo 5 a Greenlight

Wow. To be honest, I never thought this would happen. Variety reports that Nu Image/Millennium Films has greenlit a fifth Rambo movie following the fourth Rambo movie from 2008. The upcoming project's storyline revolves around Rambo fighting his way through human traffickers and drug lords to rescue a young girl abducted near the US-Mexico border. Production will start in the spring after Sylvester Stallone wraps up The Expendables. Stallone will also be back to direct and may also write the sequel. The first Rambo, titled First Blood, hit in 1982, and was followed by First Blood II in 1985, and Rambo III in 1988.

This isn't the first time we've heard about this sequel - Stallone has talked about another one since the most recent Rambo hit. We even ran a report a year ago saying "Rambo 5 Will Be Happening" with the sequel already appearing on Nu Image's slate. At the end of that movie he finally returns to his own home in the US after killing some 236 Burmese soldiers (kill count in each of the movies). Not only is the story in this sequel relevant to today's troubles, but it gels with the way that movie ended, which is thankfully a smart decision. I have a lot of faith in Stallone - he'll bring us another badass Rambo sequel for sure.
http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/08/30/nu-image-gives-sylvester-stallones-rambo-5-a-greenlight/ (http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/08/30/nu-image-gives-sylvester-stallones-rambo-5-a-greenlight/)

Fuck yeah! Rambo might be the manliest movie saga ever :theking
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 31, 2009, 08:31:10 AM
That news just made me grow a beard it's so mantastic!! :twothumbs

RAMBO 3 TRAILER HIGH DEFINITION (HD) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQjlCRMiX3U#normal)

I'M COMING TO GET YOU!!!

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 31, 2009, 08:55:47 AM
WOW ANOTHER RAMBO... manliest veteran of war  :oldie probably beats stryfe  :D

but whoa! can Michael Bay direct this one?  :pimp:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 31, 2009, 09:16:07 AM
JOHN RAMBO Official Trailer 1+2 with Jerry Goldsmith Music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlMhB7ys-K4#normal)

I fucking love that movie! Whenever I'm wasted as fuck I just have to see the legendary ending massacre XD
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuno_thunder on August 31, 2009, 07:44:49 PM
As I was watching that no homo video, I realized I also had oldschool wrestling on tv.  No homo.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on September 01, 2009, 05:45:44 AM
Manliest commercial ever! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o4bp5TVpdc#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on September 01, 2009, 08:27:50 AM
I only thinking  :otomerika: :yossi:

(http://pic.ipicture.ru/uploads/090901/No5q0tEj0T.jpg)

You know what is manly?? BBQ.  This is my favorite show on Food Network (when I had it) lol:

licence to grill Preview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H3ZXxPYwcA#normal)

Nothing like pounding giant buffalo meat burgers!!!

What's your favourite man food??





Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on September 01, 2009, 09:23:10 AM
You know what's really fucking manly?

MANOFEST aka The Manliest site since JPH!P (http://www.manofest.com/) :theking

What's your favourite man food??
I love steak as much as the next man but fuck it, I'm reppin' Team Kebab this time :yep:

(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4158/kebab4.jpg)

(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3876/kebabranskalaisillabg.jpg)

:drool:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Asmodai on September 01, 2009, 01:36:07 PM
Damn that looks good right now.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on September 01, 2009, 06:08:53 PM
manliest food ever... fried beans from two days ago, we call this Tacu Tacu

this is a "gourmet size" portion, i watched some dishes whit a meat almost big as the plate.
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8785/1160458965f.jpg)

so yeah, after eating this you might want to be in open spaces mainly  :roll:



Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Tuffty on September 01, 2009, 07:04:11 PM
Manliest meal I know is of the "Ulster Fry" which starts off your day with a heart attack:

(http://www.belfastcitysightseeing.com/citytour/fry.jpg)

It's not an Ulster Fry without sausages, bacon, eggs, beans, fried potato bread, mushrooms, hash browns, and half a tomato, which I assume is just for decoration. And yes, it's for breakfast.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: arun.yothin on September 02, 2009, 12:31:17 AM
^DAMN! :drool:

MANOFEST coutin' down the Ten Hottest D-Cup Celebs (http://www.manofest.com/Content/the-10-hottest-d-cup-female-celebrities.html)!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on September 02, 2009, 05:34:14 AM
yo Tuffty, that breakfast looks delicious but tomatos are fail, everybody knows that. When i was younger i refused several times to eat my meal coz i found stoopid tomatos... nowadays i'm manly enough to drop them in the trashcan.

manliest names? definitely not mine  :lol:
The manliest name in the world - Andy Ritchie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9mTSyM1XW8#normal)


any ideas? i think that a Gi*Joe kind name can be too gay, i bet you'll end drinking with a straw.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuno_thunder on September 02, 2009, 07:47:57 AM
Yes.
Hooters Girl Barstool Beer Trick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLrElMOuaOY#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on September 02, 2009, 08:24:02 AM
Quote
IS THAT LEGAL?

you can tell that wasn't a very manly question
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Mugen on September 03, 2009, 04:15:46 AM
this guy is not manly enough to be here but the girl is manly enough!
Woman Beats Man in Singapore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnh7FvcWOWs#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuno_thunder on September 04, 2009, 01:12:01 AM
What a crazy bitch.  She's lucky she didn't get a steel chair to the head.  Attack on the nuts is fuckin' painful!!  But, we all know that around here.  Cuz we're manly men. :ondick:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Asmodai on September 04, 2009, 01:14:07 AM
Wonder what he did to make him think he deserved to stand there and take it. XD
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Tuffty on September 04, 2009, 02:04:34 AM
I know who wears the trousers in that relationship.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on September 04, 2009, 05:51:03 AM
my macho mind thinks that he don't want to pay... but of course i can be wrong
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on September 04, 2009, 05:55:39 AM
Halloween Havok Macho Man Interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL_1xkPIEaQ#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on September 05, 2009, 08:32:24 PM
sup bros, is FOOTBALL weekend and i decided to watch the Argentina vs Brasil at work 8D where i can get lots of snacks and sodas for free \o/ also now we have a decent tv so FUCK YEAH 2 hours of heavy duty (watching tv, eating, yelling at the referee... etc) at work... and hopefully no costumers.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Tuffty on September 05, 2009, 08:37:58 PM
It's on at 1.30AM over here, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let that stop me.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Mugen on September 06, 2009, 12:05:44 AM
who do you guys think is the manliest asian celebrities?

i think no one can top this dude

(http://space.tv.cctv.com/image/20080511/IMAG1210489814716662.jpg)

or

(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/7236/chongpoints.jpg)

and of course

(http://static.silentregrets.com/images/stories/Movies/CMovies/ynd1.jpg)

lol
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: NaoLove on September 06, 2009, 07:07:34 AM
Wank station: In front of my Laptop
Favorite man food: Chicken
Favorite drink while malebonding: Cheap hard liquor bought off ebay!
Favorite malebonding hobbies: Pool
Favorite malebonding video game: Halo 3
Favorite bromance movie: Pineapple Express
Favorite celebrity bromance: Harold and Kumar
Favorite malebonding location: Pub
Favorite malebonding TV-show: SouthPark?
Favorite sport: Football
Favorite phrase/motto: 'Drinks on me bro'.
The manliest word: DUDE
Best malebonding present: a Bong

Your bromance tips: Uphold TheBroCode!
How I Met Your Mother - "The Bro Code" by Barney Stinson with Matt Kuhn (1-14) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8rbCzhUS5Y#ws-normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on September 06, 2009, 11:41:37 PM
^ Welcome to The Man Cave, NaoLove! :welcome

The Most Professional Use Of "Pause" "No Homo" @:22 sec (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxN1zkQgKKA#normal)
:lol:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on September 07, 2009, 01:28:29 AM
^watched that, still don't get it...
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: tenkei on September 07, 2009, 03:17:49 AM
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/3759/pic001x.jpg) (http://img36.imageshack.us/i/pic001x.jpg/)

preppin for drunk TOK
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Asmodai on September 12, 2009, 04:55:51 AM
A very useful instructional video:

How to hide an unwanted erection (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VAV-o3Ld0U#noexternalembed-ws-normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on September 12, 2009, 07:44:14 PM
I love beer and cognac but nothing is manlier than whiskey:

How To Drink Scotch Whisky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDCMkYXVx_Q#normal)
The History of Irish Whiskey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFwVDaCedlc#normal)
Types of Whiskey : Serving Whiskey With Water & Ice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8v0Nfv6Jic#normal)
Types of Whiskey : Famous Irish Whiskeys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z281ZDDv8RM#normal)
Types of Whiskey : Serving Scotch Whiskey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCZra07ZcS8#normal)

Jameson :theking
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on September 16, 2009, 06:25:05 PM
FUCK YEAH! My local liquor store has finally started carrying Chinese beer! :twothumbs
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/8010/image7z.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsingtao_Brewery (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsingtao_Brewery)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Asmodai on September 16, 2009, 07:21:27 PM
Nice. Tsingtao is good stuff.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on September 17, 2009, 09:49:08 AM
 Fucking MAN COMFESSIONS. Funny Story, I never had TsingTao before. I think...................... :P

Liquor. I go for straight up hard shit. Rum or Whiskey on ice. Cognac on rare rare occasions. Wine when being classy. Beer when cheap. Guinness BABY!!

Favorite man food has to be staight up big ass burgers, extra patties and fries with gravy n shit. Fuck a mushroom burger. Gimme the DELUXE.

Example. Buffalo Burger, complete with MAPLE BBQ SAUCE!! DELISH!
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5637/imgp0005a.jpg)

this guy is not manly enough to be here but the girl is manly enough!
Woman Beats Man in Singapore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnh7FvcWOWs#normal)

ROFL!!! Reminds me of the cocksucker at work, he gets chewed out by his wife. And he's like "Don'tcha know I gotta work? Stop nagging me..." then pauses for 5-10 min as his wife goes off!! Next thing u know, he took 3-4 days to settle domestic shit. FUCKER!

and WTF Mugen. Your Manliest Asian Celebs don't even include:

George Lam, singer of the manliest theme song, "Man's Determination of Strength"
George Lam - Man Of Determination (Original Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcETObrVfKg#normal)
http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=19964.0 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=19964.0)

Chow Yun-fat. Trials and Tribulations, his movies are all about brotherhood and doing what's right. Plus his mixing of tequila shots is LEGENDARY!! (see Hard Boiled)
(http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/1572/abettertomorrowmm3.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQHmilY933c#t=00m45 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQHmilY933c#t=00m45)
http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=10974.0 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=10974.0)

and of course BRUCE LEE. His attitude, and just facial expressions is full of swagga alone.
(http://img224.exs.cx/img224/7650/brucegod9va.jpg)
http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=17527.0 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=17527.0)

And if you haven't posted in those threads, your manhood is in question!!!

What's your take on leg crossing?
HAS TO BE AT 90 DEGREE ANGLE!! Observe your homies and co-workers, you'll be very surprised! XD

And even when you are seated, you gotta split your legs open to let those nuts hang free!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Tuffty on September 17, 2009, 12:06:38 PM
What's your take on leg crossing?
HAS TO BE AT 90 DEGREE ANGLE!!

Has to be! Sometimes I sit like a monk, you know that classic pose, with legs crossed over?

(http://uwstopia.nl/photo/blog/2005/07/spring-summer-fall-winter-and-spring.jpg)

Though I know not everyone can pull it off easy. I see them having to physically lift their legs into that pose. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?! I can, which makes me believe I'm double-jointed. Make sure to give the guys downstairs some breathing space. I've noticed the way my mates sit before (no homo) and they all give some breathing space when sitting down :lol:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: arun.yothin on September 17, 2009, 03:55:35 PM
When I watched "Saved by the Bell" I used to wonder why Slater crossed his legs like a woman. Then I saw my piano teacher did it. I even tried it once but couldn't do it, my balls were in the way.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: tenkei on September 18, 2009, 06:19:03 AM
has to be the 90 degree, can't be squishin my balls like that mang
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on September 20, 2009, 11:00:01 AM
i can't do that my legs and hips were fucked over in judo
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Asmodai on September 20, 2009, 11:15:22 AM
Just do whatevers comfortable. If you're wearing loose pants, there's nothing wrong with "resting on top".
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on September 20, 2009, 08:10:05 PM
a sitting figure 4 mostly... but sometimes i cross my legs like a monk (almost) dunno, is a comfortable position for me.

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on September 20, 2009, 08:32:03 PM
If you sit on anything that elevates you above the ground that have you legs hanging off to the front (chairs, couches etc) I say sitting figure 4/90 degrees. But if you are sitting on the ground or have your whole body on whatever you are sitting on, crossed legs like a monk is the way to go.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Stryfe on September 22, 2009, 12:09:38 AM
Monty Python - Penis Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm9GVfke0YY#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on September 28, 2009, 01:11:57 AM
Just saw this CM.

BEST iNVENTiON EVER!!

Bud Light’s “Tailgate Approved” Grooler!! You can drool while you grool!! IT's so GOOL!!! like my homie Rei-chan would say!

(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/5978/500xgrooler.jpg)

$125 scores your a couple coolers and a grill. Grooler. All Bud Light branded.

You can actually buy but I think they all sold out: http://www.tailgateapproved.com/ (http://www.tailgateapproved.com/)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on September 28, 2009, 01:18:59 AM
Ive seen that CM a few times and the grooler is stupid. It's just two coolers next to a grill. People have been doing that for decades probably.

But I would buy me a foozie  XD
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on September 28, 2009, 01:35:36 AM
^Totally agree
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on September 28, 2009, 04:54:16 AM
MAN'S GAME BITCH!!

Yahoo Fantasy HOCKEY!! JPHiPHL 2009-10

Edmonton Oilers Boys On The Bus Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PRBr43emtw#normal)

Go here: http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com (http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com)

League ID: 107996
Password: rika

Using online live draft. Our live online draft is set for 50 MINUTES FROM NOW!!. Please arrive at least 10 minutes early since your draft will start promptly at the assigned time.

Custom League URL: http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/jphiphl (http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/jphiphl)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on October 03, 2009, 09:51:19 AM
Here's a topic. When is it "Go Time" ?

When you have to fight someone, no questions asked.

#1. Dis my Mom
#2. Dis my Friends
#3. Spit in my face.

Or take on any dare, manly style!
Izzy Mandelbaum (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcFSOnumgZA#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on October 06, 2009, 07:01:54 AM
^ that was really funny
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: tenkei on October 06, 2009, 07:40:30 AM
it's go time when my family is being fucked with, when my boys/girls need me
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on October 06, 2009, 07:43:32 AM
^That's usually the case when family gets fucked around with :angry:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on October 15, 2009, 08:39:42 PM
Quote
Bromance Blossoms Again with Summit's 'We Love You'

The term "bromance" has become a popular buzz word for male-buddy-driven comedies such as Humpday and I Love You, Man that have focused on the close-knit heterosexual relationships of two male friends. Honestly, I hate word fusion like this, including the trendy showbiz abbreviations that are common in the Hollywood trades (Rom-com? Are you too busy for two words?). THR has announced another "bromantic comedy" to toss into the mix with Summit Pictures' Alan Yang scripted comedy We Love You, the story of two close friends who discover they're dating the same woman and the hilarity that ensues after that.

Yang is no stranger to comedy having written several episodes of Comedy Central's "South Park" and NBC's "Parks & Rec," as well as a re-write for director David Dobkin's upcoming film Boss Go Home. Producer Jon Shestack (Air Force One, Dan in Real Life) will produce the project for Summit as they attempt to diversify their slate with films like Astro Boy and The Beaver. The concept itself is simple and seems a bit hokey, but depending on the comedic tone, and the cast, this might be something I could get into. Male camaraderie usually hits a large group of guys who just don't like to express their feelings. It's much easier to go see a movie, nod and smile at each other and just leave it at that. Anyway, we'll let you know how this develops.
http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/10/15/bromance-blossoms-again-with-summits-we-love-you/ (http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/10/15/bromance-blossoms-again-with-summits-we-love-you/)

Bromantic comedies :thumbup
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on October 15, 2009, 09:07:42 PM
I think Bromances are good (no homo) closeness in friends especially guys are good for bonding especially for conversation, a good link.

Bromance Comedies FTW :thumbup
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: arun.yothin on October 15, 2009, 09:24:14 PM
What exactly is a bromance? Originally I thought it was dudes who were really close, in an almost homo, but not quite way. Then when I heard it being used everywhere it seemed like it just meant friendship. I thought it was like one of those terms that people put man, male, bro, etc. to just to make it catchy or some shit (Like murse, manscaping, mankini)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Tuffty on October 16, 2009, 12:15:34 AM
Quote
the story of two close friends who discover they're dating the same woman and the hilarity that ensues after that.

Gotta say, that's when it's "go time" for me :lol:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Stryfe on October 16, 2009, 02:47:53 PM
Saturday Night Fights Meet Fedor Emelianenko (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkRA4qn18H0#ws-normal)





(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip00029.gif)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on October 16, 2009, 07:29:12 PM
Fedor kicks butt :)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on October 17, 2009, 10:29:11 PM
what can be more manly that a military parade
Go West - Pet Shop Boys - World´s Armys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXgH_NBMACA#normal)

COMRADE!!! /me salutes
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Stryfe on October 17, 2009, 10:35:47 PM
Yeah, Pet Shop Boys, how very manly indeed... :rofl:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on October 18, 2009, 02:27:59 AM
 :lol: yeah  :grin:, almost like Rambo

(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4958/rambo2c.jpg)

that pink thing is dead body?  :shocked



this ultimate mantastic movie produced be Stallone reminds me in a way to the Ocean's Eleven movie, must be because the bunch of famous actors working as a disfunctional team
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on October 18, 2009, 02:29:26 AM
LOOK AT THAT ARM ON THE RAIL!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Mucca on October 18, 2009, 02:34:06 AM
Stallone looks kinda like a freaky mutant in that screencap.

Edit: However, the muzzle flash on his MAN-GUN is pretty damn impressive.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on October 18, 2009, 05:15:17 AM
Rambo for the win

Tango and Cash was way better with lines  :lol:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Tuffty on October 22, 2009, 12:34:11 AM
Ever had one of those moments where your very masculinity is tested in front of others? I had such an experience today. There was a group of guys playing football in the park when I saw it was kicked and was flying in the air towards me. I always have this instinctive 'uh oh, this is a test, better do this or you can never live this down', but I managed to trap it and cross it back to them, with them waving back in appreciation. If I tried to chest it or volley it back, I would have just embarrased myself by hoofing the ball skywards and make it go further than it would have originally.

So have you ever been tested? If so, did you pass it, like any man should?
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on October 22, 2009, 02:40:00 AM
that is a yes and a no for my tests, usually i would pass with flying colors.

my best example was to catch an American football with one hand and avoid somebody sticking me, luckily i did get out of the blow and caught the ball
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on October 22, 2009, 11:35:40 AM
Yeah, my manhood was totally tested when I went to make a greeting card for Hangry & Angry to represent JPHiP. Went into a arts and crafts store, then a superstore (Michael's) and it was wall to wall chicks. How did I pass with flying colors? I went and picked out my fancy scrapbook tape/border and just ogled em all. mmm paradise. made the moves ooh baby. Esp. Michelle with the spiked hair. yeah son.

That still doesn't beat when we had 10 dudes making a scrapbook for the entire H!P Fandom for Anime Expo What did we do about it? Drank beer while doing it. We got on http://JPHiP.TV (http://JPHiP.TV) :twisted:

Next time I scrapbook I wanna do this
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7038/slyairplane111.jpg)

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on October 31, 2009, 08:35:01 AM
Another one of those man's man to look up to. Genius. DARE TO BE DIFFERENT.

Montreal Canadiens Centennial Jacque Plante Tribute 1959 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydDJjKcJcu0#normal)

Jacque Plante :thumbsup
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuno_thunder on November 02, 2009, 04:35:33 AM
Its been 50 years since that shit? Damn man. Happy mask anniversary to Mugen and all the other hockey goalies out there!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on November 04, 2009, 10:32:39 AM
Yep!! True Men are all about righteousness and honour.

Best football play. Whatcha mixing?!
The Best Commercial Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmSCh5ZkMqk#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on November 04, 2009, 11:14:46 AM
I just changed the tires of my car and now I feel manly as fuck! :theking

Changing a Tire: Hot Chick Teaches You How (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8MxN2YeZtk#normal)
Changing tires easy tips (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwaNrROc_sE#normal)

MANTASTIC! :thumbup
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on November 09, 2009, 07:11:04 AM
nothing more mantastic that playing with electricity :cokecat:

Home Repair & Maintenance : How to Replace a Fluorescent Lightbulb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtI_lBIoqAs#normal)

Home Repair & Maintenance : How to Turn Off Electrical Power (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V3gwx3R9YA#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuno_thunder on November 14, 2009, 11:01:15 AM
Saw some strippers tonight, thought of JPH!P.  Man, if I ever end up like one of the dudes that regularly goes to a strip club, someone please beat me over the head with a blunt object.  Some fuckin' losers hitting on some girls with daddy issues, man, that's just sad as shit.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on November 14, 2009, 11:36:12 AM
^ the fun thing is to realize booze and boobs never make a good ending :doh:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: tenkei on November 14, 2009, 11:55:07 AM
Saw some strippers tonight, thought of JPH!P.  Man, if I ever end up like one of the dudes that regularly goes to a strip club, someone please beat me over the head with a blunt object.  Some fuckin' losers hitting on some girls with daddy issues, man, that's just sad as shit.

'titties and tater-tots don't mix!!'
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on November 16, 2009, 07:57:06 AM
you knows we need to hit up a strip club/escort in Vegas like our name was TOFU :lol:

Being a MAN! Is all about Righteousness! Let's have a blood ritual like this LOL
Clan of Righteousness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2F1EnaDS_g#normal)

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on November 16, 2009, 06:20:14 PM
let's have a malebonding party... booze, chips and kung-fu movies :cokecat:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: mini*wheat on November 16, 2009, 10:10:46 PM
YO BROS.
Did someone say Kung-fu movies?
/me has random supply

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on November 17, 2009, 01:34:07 AM
SUP MINI*MANG let's get wasted
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: mini*wheat on November 17, 2009, 03:26:02 AM
YEAH. WHOOO. BOOZE
PARTY HARD.
 :shakeit:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: thatonezombie on November 17, 2009, 03:36:46 AM
WE GOTTA PARTY WHEN HHH BEGINS BECAUSE

(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip00272.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: cool_kickin_dude on November 17, 2009, 03:40:41 AM
*steps in mancave*

I have no idea how to be a man or to get started..what do I do? course, I got people in family calling me a pussy anyway

*waits for stoning and leaves*

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on November 18, 2009, 09:05:17 AM
* hands CKD check list *

(1) Check pants
(2) Read First Post and posts thereafter
(3) Kick back and relax

IN THE CAN!!
Bud Light Lime - In the can (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSMeBt5HSt8#normal)

WERD UP MINI! SHURA!

NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR KUNG FU MOVIES!!!!!  We can watch off http://JPHiP.tv (http://JPHiP.tv)
http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=22560.0 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=22560.0)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on November 18, 2009, 09:13:58 AM
NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR KUNG FU MOVIES!!!!!

(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip00278.jpg)

:yep:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on November 18, 2009, 09:21:38 AM
^ looks like BJ Penn  :lol:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on November 19, 2009, 12:27:32 AM
NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR KUNG FU MOVIES!!!!!  
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3443/drinkenmaster.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on November 21, 2009, 11:32:57 AM
kebab in a can (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUYdVu8wlp4#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on November 21, 2009, 06:30:03 PM
^ hmm not very great for the morning :lol:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on November 21, 2009, 08:13:56 PM
Damn, I got 36 Chambers of Shaolin & Fist of Fury in VCD - but I say that's good nuff.

D'oh! I just have Drunken Master 2, and its dubbed.

I suggest a good John Woo/Triad/Brotherhood movie be The Killer - haven't seen that in a long time.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on November 21, 2009, 08:26:17 PM
Man Law (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RLCD-PpWqU#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on November 25, 2009, 02:25:11 AM
^ I remember those and was inspired to make a thread like that...which we did NOW! What manlaws have we missed? Any regarding December - January events :P

This is how to train for THE STRUGGLE

36th Chamber of Shaolin-Wrist Training (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MtgNkAvd-c#normal)

btw. Gordon Liu, star of the 36th Chamber of Shaolin said in an interview that once he saw kung fu movies on TV he said THIS IS WHATTA GOTTA SIGN UP FOR. The actors were like MAN. Full of swagga :yep:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on December 01, 2009, 04:23:27 AM
The Lonely Island- We Like Sportz (Incredibad) With Lyrics! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33DGgoPQAG4#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Asmodai on December 02, 2009, 03:28:46 AM
20 things to know about beer: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/beer (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/beer)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on December 02, 2009, 05:33:01 AM
can malebolding help you with the struggle? or just help you to fail faster?
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on December 04, 2009, 10:32:09 AM
it actually helps if u talk about sports and manly things, but malebonding also leads to talking about babes bodyparts and ways to fuck em.....

CUZ I'm a man!!!
Old Spice: Different Scents for Different Gents (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKQxhEs7vKk#normal)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on December 04, 2009, 08:12:23 PM
Old spice  :thumbup

Axe  :thumbup :thumbup

Man Smell  :thumbup :thumbup :thumbup
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on December 11, 2009, 12:35:24 AM
How men like to get proposed to
Bacon!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NqydM3OnkY#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on January 04, 2010, 08:25:05 AM
This is how a MAN makes an entrance:

Funny Bud Light Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFCnl99wOpU#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on January 06, 2010, 09:41:29 AM
^ somehow one person would imitate that and it won't be any more funnier that that  :nervous

Wasabi - Bud Light Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3N1FWL0Zvs#) Classic one  :thumbup
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on January 07, 2010, 04:42:23 PM
Brohemian Rhapsody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_UyP4qb6-0#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on January 07, 2010, 08:11:22 PM
^great song  :thumbup
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on January 10, 2010, 12:17:35 PM
How MEN play paintball XD

Bud light commercial paintball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U6U2iYKJFI#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on January 10, 2010, 12:25:33 PM
Without A Paddle - Male Bonding (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXzBLhTpNvU#)
:theking
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on January 13, 2010, 07:10:51 AM
Definition of a Man Cave, basugasu studios:

(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/2158/clipboard02rg.jpg)

LIVE ON http://jphip.tv (http://jphip.tv)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on January 14, 2010, 12:29:20 AM
WERD!!!!! can't make it more malebonding even if they try :rofl:

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on January 29, 2010, 05:45:28 AM
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/3742/cockblock1.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on January 29, 2010, 11:22:07 AM
SHIT!! WB Brother L-San.

Time for some good ol fashion male bonding in the woods:
huntingclub.com - Brock Lesnar Hunting Whitetail Buck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aMnDpXa7h8#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on January 30, 2010, 04:21:07 AM
(http://img2.pict.com/4d/ab/62/2686117/0/manlawremote.gif)(http://img2.pict.com/9c/f0/e8/2686118/0/manlawnorivalbeersinthesamecoole.jpg)
(http://img2.pict.com/64/32/fa/2686120/0/manlawupdated.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on January 31, 2010, 02:46:11 AM
(http://img2.pict.com/24/c3/7b/2694782/0/manlawbeerglass.jpg)
(http://img2.pict.com/12/45/79/2694784/0/800/mlr00381.jpg)
(http://img2.pict.com/05/23/67/2694787/0/normaldemotivpic239904.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on January 31, 2010, 09:13:30 PM
(http://img2.pict.com/ca/0b/82/2702859/0/t1614302.jpg)
(http://img2.pict.com/f0/fe/08/2702861/0/motivatemanlaw2.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on January 31, 2010, 09:15:28 PM
more manly moments
Hot Babes Lighting Farts - Bud Light (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kshMJt3Uo3k#)


this reminded me of the many times I helped my homies move lol
Bud Light "Moving" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lihfvc3zlCg#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on February 02, 2010, 02:18:22 AM
(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip00111.jpg)
(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip00112.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on February 05, 2010, 02:21:31 AM
(http://img2.pict.com/94/a8/55/2741463/0/manlaw.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on February 05, 2010, 11:27:14 AM
Chicks farting is hot.

Girl Fart: How To Sell Beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7aN2AopyZc#)
Girl Fart: How To Sell Men's Underwear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x51_474sAmQ#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on February 05, 2010, 09:53:40 PM
RAD BROMANCE - Lady Gaga parody of BAD ROMANCE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_P1OhKUw6I#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on February 07, 2010, 10:10:34 PM
(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip00861.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on February 08, 2010, 01:29:30 AM
(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip00867.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on February 08, 2010, 02:46:56 AM
(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip00868.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on February 09, 2010, 02:54:30 AM
(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip00872.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on February 10, 2010, 02:08:36 AM
(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip00888.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on February 14, 2010, 12:08:32 PM
The Man all Men worship, Guan Gong - as seen in John Woo's malebonding movie Red Cliff

Red Cliff clip: the legendary general - Guan Yu (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjIV_suXuCw#ws)

a patriotic hero in the period of the three kingdoms of ancient China. He is now worshipped as a God of Justice & Honour Code by Policemen and Gangsters alike.

(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip00917.jpg)

  • humanity (仁)
  • righteousness (義)
  • ritual obedience (禮)
  • wisdom (智)
  • loyalty (忠)
  • trust (信)

Guan Gong is most respected as the epitome of loyalty and righteousness (yee hay).


大英雄-关羽MV Great Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRcVdrB8zSA#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on February 28, 2010, 08:36:38 PM
 The Man Laws
1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her its a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full resposibility of driving his frinds home)

5. Short shorts have been banned.. unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals, law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

7. If a girl and a guy are not officialy dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.

8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare incase a friend is in desperate need.

10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.

11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then your not a man.

12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.


13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrowie puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.

14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you gotta do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be repayed.

15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

Addendum to Man Law No. 15:
If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really ****ty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.

16. It is PAPER, ROCK, SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.

17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.

18. You poke it you own it.

19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.

20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.

21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count.. rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.

22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E .. Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet.. or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants.. (or any other article of clothing).

23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violater of this law, should pop his collar.

24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.

25. BEING GAY IS NOT ALLOWED... EVER, NO EXCEPTIONS. All gay "people" lose the title of man, and should never be referred to, in any context, as man.

26. All men must eat meat. A ****load of meat. If not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegitarian, or eat sick **** like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.

27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"

29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are seperated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.

30. Under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Lets just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

31. Every man should watch sportscenter at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recomended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.

32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes.

33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.

34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships.

35. Women can't drive.

36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.

37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not.

38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you dont agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support

39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.

40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.

41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

42. A man will not live in his parents house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.

43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". and the right to leave the room.

44. Sex is more important then talking

45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

46. Grilling regardless of weather is always the first choice for cooking.

47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat

48. Men will invite other men to Man Law

49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "its not their brand."

50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not.

51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.

52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.

53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.

54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you cant drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you cant drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.

55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.
56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbor’s lawn.

57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.

58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.

59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).

60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. Its understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.

61. A man purse is still a purse.

62. No man shall dance for fun unless its to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.

63. Body paint is onlly acceptable on a man if its on gameday and to support his team.

64. No man shall bring a woman to the guys night out. this is punishable by verbal abuse for life.

65. If you do not sweat, its not a sport.

66. If a large snake catches a man offguard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

67. No man shall wear a beret unless its for his military service.

68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.

69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.

70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.

71. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.

72. Keeping beer from other's by hiding it in the fridge is not permissable. Besides, sharing is caring.

73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.

74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man.

75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand.

76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men.

77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.

78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.

79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch.

80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.

81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, or Ice Hockey.

82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys.

83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavored that comes in a bottle.

84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Anna Kournikova gets married.

86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing.

87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-to-eye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.

88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man.

89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.

90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.

91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monicristo, CAO (Cade Mayo).

92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined (Eric Gartenberg).

93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet. (Boots Jones)

94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bull****!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional)

104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. You should know such things.

106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

109. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

111. Man-hugs must involve a meeting of thumbs, into a handshake position, and a chest bump. Any man who durates a man-hug for more than 3 seconds is subject to review.

112. All men must stand while urinating. The only exceptions to this are if you ill and can't stand or you have no legs. Anyone that violates this will be demoted to Man Bitch and your gender will be questioned.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on March 01, 2010, 11:29:34 PM
"No man shall send smiley faces to another man via email, chat, or text message. You might as well be sending “XOXO,” Nancy."
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on March 02, 2010, 03:41:10 AM
Man law hiding beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHyZObg6tv0#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on March 12, 2010, 07:21:02 AM
lol L covered just about everything. To me, one of the most important ones is "A real man's word is his bond" - you make a promise and live and die by it. Granted it might take me a while, but I will get it done!

And Family. REAL FAM as discussed in The Godfather: "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
The GodFather , The Best Quote , A Real Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPjxJKvMdZg#)

:jphip:



Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on March 15, 2010, 12:16:09 AM
Man-Law: Top 15 things Women can say to Other Women that a Man could NEVER say to Another Man

15. …you see last week’s Desperate Housewives?!?!
Guiding Light, The Young and the Restless, General Hospital, and SATC are also unacceptable. As matter of fact if you even know what SATC stands for go do 50 push-ups, and a few laps around the block!

14. …can I borrow that outfit?
Rule #1. Guys don’t wear “outfits”. We wear shirts. We wear jeans. We wear suits. We wear shorts. We wear sweats. There are a lot of things that guys wear… “outfits” are NOT one of them. Being that we don’t wear them, you even asking another man this not only puts your masculinity in question, you indirectly question your boy's as well. Any subsequent punches in the mouth are well deserved.

13. …who does your hair?
Ok this is a stretch, since dudes get their hair “cut” not “done” but asking either way is a violation. History has shown us that men are notoriously territorial. Asking a man to share his barber is like asking him to share his girlfriend. That’s NOT the type of trouble you want on your hands.

12. …do I look fat in this?
You can’t be serious. Unlike women who are unrealistically critical of their own bodies, men are typically unscrupulously misled when it comes to our self-image. No matter what we look like we still think we are the Greek God in the room. Asking me if you look fat in something means you have female sensibilities and being that I don’t deal with overly sensitive women, I’d especially rather not deal with sensitivity from you.

11. …come with me to the bathroom.
You’re a grown man. Group restroom breaks stopped in grade school. Besides, women do this to talk about hot guys. We don’t need group restroom breaks for that. There is a word for it when we do it. It’s called “normal”.

10. …TURN THAT UP! THAT’S MY JAM!
Grown men don’t have “jams”. You’re allowed to like a song. You may even be allowed to love a song. But the very suggestion of telling someone to turn up “your jam” hints that you are about to start dancing/jiggin. And dancing in the exclusive presence of another man officially makes it a “date”. The situation get exponentially worse when Rihanna or Beyonce are on the radio. Which leads us to our next quote.

Imma a diva, Imma Imma a diva.

You know what… I’ll save this one for the next 10 unacceptable songs list.

and then there's the 5 way tie for 5th place.

T-5. …you better come over here and give me a hug!
There are only two legitimate reasons for a man to hug another man. One being the loss of a loved one. The other being at the beginning or close of an introduction or reunion with an old friend. Even then it should be a one arm hug from a distance. A two arm, piece to piece hug is a sword fight that no one wants to win.

T-5. …we can share the bed.
If you grew up in the country or were raised by your grandmother sleeping 5 to a bed is nothing new to you. But you are grown now. I don’t care if this bed is the only thing floating in the middle of the ocean. Two grown men should NEVER share the same bed. Yes this means no “head to foot”. Yes this means no “one on top, one under the covers”. In the event that only one bed is available figure out a method to designate who gets it but a “draw” is an unacceptable solution.

T-5. …your butt looks GREAT in those jeans.
As a man, you shouldn’t even be aware that another man even has a butt. The fact that you noticed puts you in direct violation!

T-5. …what exercises can I do to make my butt look better?
Now, realistically speaking who’s gayer? The person that asks this question or the person that answers?

T-5. …Ooo you smell good, what is that you’re wearing?
First of all, saying the word “Ooo” is grounds for termination alone. Complimenting another man, especially his scent, is a slippery slope. Even if you are only asking so you can procure said cologne at a later time its best to just memorize the smell and google it when you get home. I’m not entirely sure how you do that, but I figure it has to be similar to elementary school when you didn’t know how to spell a word and your teacher/mom made you look it up in the dictionary. Now that I mention it, “memorizing” another man’s smell is questionable as well… Just forget it and move on.

4. ...you look cute today.
The minimum sentence for a statement like this is a punch in the mouth, with a maximum sentence that includes and should not exceed a termination of contract that binds the friendship. While this could have easily been number one on the list, the next few involve some sort of touching which in turn makes them higher ranking offenses.

3. …can I borrow your chapstick.
This involves indirect lip contact. Besides, applying chapstick is much like drinking out of a straw, or getting an eyelash out of your eye, or giving another man head, there’s no masculine way to do it. Hey, I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.

2. …can you put lotion/sunscreen on my back?
Again a question like this puts you and your buddy in a position that neither of you want to be in. Either you’ll be getting beat up or playing naked Twister in the living room next Friday night. It’s a bad look either way.

1. …zip me up.
In terms of pants, this would involve direct penal contact, so it’s obvious why this made the top spot on the list. Is there any other case of a guy wearing a zipper that’s not a jacket or pants? I don’t care if you’re Mickey Mouse at DisneyWorld. You better figure out a way to zip your own costume with those over sized gloves or you run the risk of receiving a throat punch the likes of which hasn't been seen on earth in a very long time.  And NO ONE wants that.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on March 22, 2010, 10:26:58 AM
THE WORLD IS YOURS!!

Scarface - I want what's coming to me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR2rDYUw3CU#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Rina the Robot on April 05, 2010, 02:32:21 AM
Looks like there's a sausagefest going on in my territory. When did that one happen?  :smhid
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on April 10, 2010, 03:23:11 AM
Man Law - OUTTAKES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PLiBxz1C6c#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on April 29, 2010, 08:55:15 AM
Moog showed me this, I agree. Should take back these Hongers "Men" mancards!

今日freestyle:每天自戀多一些 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY_DANJQY0E#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on April 29, 2010, 08:24:36 PM
new favorite tv show

Heineken - Men With Talent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58-9Ae9cvDI#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on June 05, 2010, 11:44:25 AM
"This table is MANTASTIC."

(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6444/dsc01336gs.jpg)

:jphip:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on June 16, 2010, 02:28:01 AM
Good Hygiene Gets Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZfAYWbhQP8&feature=related#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on July 13, 2010, 10:12:39 AM
^ not true, girls love my body odor and ten day old sock smell :halo:

SHIT! CKD is living in one of 2010 "America's Manliest Cities" Rankings

1. Charlotte, NC

2. Columbus, OH

3. Kansas City, MO

4. Nashville, TN

5. Baltimore, MD

6. Milwaukee, WI

7. Chicago, IL

8. Indianapolis, IN

9. Washington, D.C.

10. Philadelphia, PA

the rest of the Top 50: http://www.wbtv.com/global/Story.asp?s=12689261 (http://www.wbtv.com/global/Story.asp?s=12689261)

ROFL the Dudefest:
(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/3262/4480ad1cbaf60ccacd095fd.jpg)

Bring all your man friends for beer tasting, chicken wing eating contest and motorcycle rally.

check it out: http://www.dudefestcharlotte.com (http://www.dudefestcharlotte.com)

 O0
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on July 17, 2010, 01:32:33 AM
Re: Everyone | Old Spice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFDqvKtPgZo#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on July 18, 2010, 02:17:43 AM
manliest way to open a wine bottle

How to open a bottle of Wine with a phonebook (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rafqCGfVj2I#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Tuffty on July 18, 2010, 02:36:09 AM
One of the manliest shows in existence is Fist Of The North Star (Hokuto no Ken)

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9jbI6Xab_w#)

When in doubt, just follow Kenshiro's lead. That is what all men everywhere should aspire to be.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on July 18, 2010, 04:00:47 AM
^manliest anime indeed even DBZ is gay compared to this

You are Already Dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po77bJk1DdI#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RatBastich on July 27, 2010, 06:58:39 PM
Old Spice Power (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTvtFp_iPKc#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 04, 2010, 09:58:40 AM
:yep:

Interview With A Craft Beer Enthusiast: Marcus Guiliano of Aroma Thyme Bistro (part 1 of 2) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhgoih2djXI#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 21, 2010, 09:40:22 AM
Every Mancave needs tools :yep:

Bosch Professional Power Tools (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmJUJ9noDyM#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 21, 2010, 03:08:05 PM
Mandles Candles for Men, Manly Men (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-6ph7NWoBM#ws)
I just ordered me 10 boxes of mandles :yep:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 22, 2010, 05:57:35 AM
After this Postwhoring Olympics let's have a ...
International Beer Day Celebration (2-3) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6VrzIDw6mk#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 22, 2010, 08:02:21 AM
^fuuuuck too many ingredients
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on September 24, 2010, 09:05:02 AM
^ not too many here. Just ONE CHINESE BOXER!! :brucelee:

李小龍全集~[唐山+精武+猛龍+虎鬥+死亡] Bruce Lee's Mewoirs(1971~74)! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7z_AdSTdCI#)

A real man sticks up for his homies whenever, wherever.

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on October 23, 2010, 10:12:41 PM
Manliness is staying out in the pouring rain monsoon thunderstorms during a football game :yep:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on October 23, 2010, 10:17:32 PM
^ with a beer and a hot dog :lol: and no umbrella or pancho
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on November 07, 2010, 11:54:15 AM
Word of the Day - Bromance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv7SUncOAAQ#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on November 08, 2010, 10:02:54 AM
Whenever you see a fellow bro say this...SLAP EM!
Brut Slap "Alex and Dave" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5RUs344GY0#ws)
THERE'S MY MAN HOOD

^ with a beer and a hot dog :lol: and no umbrella or poncho

Fixed.

With beer, fuck a poncho, that's like wearing a plastic bag.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on February 06, 2011, 12:35:53 AM
I DONT SEE YOU SNORING!!

Dodge Charger Super Bowl Ad: "Man's Last Stand" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RyPamyWotM#ws)

can't wait for #superbowl
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on February 26, 2011, 11:30:38 AM
FUCK YEAH :rockon:
Ultimate Football Man Cave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMbExChidsY#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on February 26, 2011, 09:15:46 PM
How many you watching Tough Guy Reality Shows? Welcome to my Backyard :pimp:
Black Gold Season 2 Episode 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGPmq0Ygbh0#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on March 13, 2011, 11:35:56 AM
NOW HERE'S a Manly show: http://www.facebook.com/CarWarriors?v=wall (http://www.facebook.com/CarWarriors?v=wall)
Judgment Day: Who will be the toughest Car Warriors Judge? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwZKCtCdFlE#ws)
Car Warriors El Camino Episode- March 9th at 9pm ET on SPEED (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L5ShErOzTM#ws)

hosted by NHRA Racer Nicole Lyons
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on March 20, 2011, 05:30:57 AM
manliest conversation ever

Nice Pose 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa5rW_AJw-U#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on May 15, 2011, 10:18:21 AM
Manliness defined caught on the silver screen, played by manly man Donnie Yen, IMMORTALIZED in history as Guan Yu aka The Lost Bladesman 關雲長 (2011)

(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1430/74aa505016c14c41bd3b6c3.jpg)

关云长 The Lost Bladesman 2011 - Behind the Action Scenes - Donnie Yen Choreography (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7phz8kDZwBU#)

I have his blade from my Gramps, like a mini version, about a foot long.

WATCH IT! GO TO THE ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=6568.msg890283#msg890283)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on May 17, 2011, 01:52:15 AM
simon yam on herbs factory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReqNK-dFoxE#)

:yep: The Manliest of Men Simon Yam Tat-wah drinks this shit, and so should you!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on June 11, 2011, 10:39:01 AM
EPIC MEAL TIME!

Meat Salad - Epic Meal Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFB_vHVFM_8#ws)

now this is how men should eat :yep:

props Masa for the link, fuck I never knew they existed and they Canadian lol
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on July 10, 2011, 06:35:10 AM
Which is the manlier Conan?? 2011
(http://splashpage.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/conan-poster1.jpg)

vs

AH-NOLD
Conan The Barbarian Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1XmZ9_ckdw#ws)

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on July 10, 2011, 07:03:25 AM
reminds me to the epic meal one but angrier

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time - Satanic Salad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykX2_Jh6LFE#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Stryfe on July 12, 2011, 04:00:35 PM
Kenny Powers - K-Swiss CEO video (Uncensored) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI_9Yxr0blo#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Tuffty on July 19, 2011, 11:14:27 PM
Which is the manlier Conan??

New one looks like Mancave viewing material.

Conan The Barbarian (2011) Red Band Trailer HD (18+) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMehRSC-NF8#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 20, 2011, 12:05:49 PM
Manliest mancave ever? That One Laughing Gor played by Michael Tse
(http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/5164/vlcsnap2011080222h27m18.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on August 20, 2011, 10:09:45 PM
NICE GUYS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fz3zFqLc3E#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 21, 2011, 07:52:51 AM
Meat Shield - Epic Meal Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcdkRxJcLrI#ws)

head exploded just watching all dat MEAT
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 23, 2011, 07:36:30 PM
Sausage Fest - Epic Meal Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_n2ZHbbtRg#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 30, 2011, 05:28:00 PM
Epic Chicken Burger Combo - Epic Meal Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6I8Fc3kw60#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on September 11, 2011, 11:10:24 AM
HOLYSHIT!! just had a seizure watching that. I'm a lay off the bacon for.....now.

lol sausagefest. Yeah. taking it up the ass right there lol


Not the obvious line from this scene, but :hipheart: oh so true.

The GodFather , The Best Quote , A Real Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPjxJKvMdZg#)

Don Corleone knows best.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on September 13, 2011, 10:37:49 AM
12 Gauge Hot Dog - Epic Meal Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_wl7CD5B7Q#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: arun.yothin on September 16, 2011, 04:49:28 AM
Orgazmo Theme Song-Now You're A Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on October 16, 2011, 12:18:37 PM
what's more manlier than building one MINECRAFT STYLE!
The Minecraft Files - BONUS: Mancave Construction Part 1 (HD) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-bLk1T6ksE#ws)

I talk to my barber all the time, every 5 months XD
Man Cave: The Barber Shop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRj5tLferlI#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on November 01, 2011, 07:59:43 AM
What's your favorite burger?! The manliest food since .... just eating a cow's ass.
 (http://img244.imagevenue.com/loc362/th_407324611_FR0MagIssue1612011_Page_034_123_362lo.jpg) (http://img244.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=407324611_FR0MagIssue1612011_Page_034_123_362lo.jpg)(http://img214.imagevenue.com/loc745/th_407350259_FR0MagIssue1612011_Page_035_123_745lo.jpg) (http://img214.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=407350259_FR0MagIssue1612011_Page_035_123_745lo.jpg)

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Asmodai on November 01, 2011, 05:35:49 PM
For comfort food, I'm a big fan of a Harvey's Double-Cheeseburger with Bacon. The grease literally drips out of it, but it's so tasty.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RionZ on December 29, 2011, 12:31:46 AM
Show some manlove, bros.

MEN OF JPHIP REVIVAL GOGOGOGOGOGO!
 :wub: :wub:
http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=6691.new#new (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=6691.new#new)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on December 29, 2011, 07:47:28 AM
DUDE every single fuckin day!

Tim Berg - 'Seek Bromance' (Official Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWUC5Q0RCAA#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: samchn07 on January 03, 2012, 01:59:16 PM
i have also watched the ones you mentioned , cool movies having a lot fun in it!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: tenkei on January 05, 2012, 11:01:53 PM
we need to some bro talk up in this piece.

topics include:
-girls/sex
-sports
-man foods
-beer
-violence
-any combination there of
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on January 08, 2012, 07:10:34 AM
Fo sho tenman, BROS for LIFE. we always gotcha.

I remember on many of occasion I brought violence on other fools for a JPH!P Girl. HiPster all PINK WARDROBE. I got mad crushes on girls who swear like a sailor, combo the art of eating meat (steak and more steak), sports watchin (rugby, basketball), and would drink me under a table. And lucky for us. THEY ALL HiPSTER LADIES :heart:

Can you name who I am thinking of?? :halo:  :pimp:

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on January 09, 2012, 03:20:48 AM
yeahhhh beer and bullets

BEER VIOLENCE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-yMzicgXRA#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: muppet on January 09, 2012, 06:02:20 AM
God Bless Charles Bronson!!!

And God Bless Japanese Advertising industry!!!

Pre-Death Wish {With thanks to swempire } (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV3gA7hNItY)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Deft-Monkey on January 12, 2012, 02:05:11 AM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmhpHM5k1r3mbtzo1_500.jpg)

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxng6oukzM1r13fflo1_500.png)

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxne75oJoz1r73gifo1_500.png)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on February 05, 2012, 02:41:30 AM
IT'S TIME!! Favorite game time snacks?? Super Bowl just around the corner. UFC as we speak. I dig me some eggrolls and wings, lotsa lotsa dip for my nachos too. Got the scoop sized, easy bites. Lemon Lime mmm President's Choice and some 50% off spinach DIP TOP dat fuck yeah.

What's in your mancave!!
Win a 42" LCD TV at Hooters During the Big Game on February 5th (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmoa4zmCt3E#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: tenkei on February 05, 2012, 03:19:33 AM
motherfucking wings and nachos all the way. I'm cool with just about anything of the finger food variety, but those two are a fucking must.


Fo sho tenman, BROS for LIFE. we always gotcha.

I remember on many of occasion I brought violence on other fools for a JPH!P Girl. HiPster all PINK WARDROBE. I got mad crushes on girls who swear like a sailor, combo the art of eating meat (steak and more steak), sports watchin (rugby, basketball), and would drink me under a table. And lucky for us. THEY ALL HiPSTER LADIES :heart:

Can you name who I am thinking of?? :halo:  :pimp:



werd up daiman lol. who of us aint reppin for the ladies oh jph!p?
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on February 05, 2012, 06:37:04 PM
I got my Super Bowl snacks ready.... chicken wings for the motherfucking win! :rock:

(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip04690.jpg)

:drool: :drool: :drool:

Hornet+Texas Pete+terkut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWKdN0NdjO4#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on February 05, 2012, 10:14:27 PM
HOSHIT! Spicy as fuck. The only way to eat wings, BUFFALO STYLE! werd up tenman, if I get adventurous I go for mozza sticks SSSSSHIT or straight up carrot sticks and blue cheese dip FUCK CRUNCH!

I got my Tortilla Chips and Spinach dip on with a dash of VITA500!!!  :snsdsoo:
(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip04693.jpg)

DELICIOUS!!! snarf dat shit  :drool: :drool:
I LOVE TORTILLAS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNFU9AHrG-M#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on February 06, 2012, 03:58:57 AM
nice superbrowl
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on February 06, 2012, 07:20:13 AM
werd shura.

MANLIEST Super Bowl commercial ever. Clint. Nuff Said.
Chrysler Commercial - It's Halftime in America (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PE5V4Uzobc#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on February 25, 2012, 07:54:29 PM
What's your typical malebonding activity?

For me Sweet, Sweet Hanging weekend: PWO and UFC. Best combo ever. LET'S FIGHT!
Yo Soy Un Hombre Loco (I Am a Crazy Man) - Fight Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OruqZ0_Tb3o#ws)

:jphip:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on February 25, 2012, 08:52:17 PM
Here's where men of JPHiP train:
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/384479_10150418694917514_190052487513_8589527_1636923059_n.jpg)

WHAT UP SEGAL!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: tenkei on February 25, 2012, 11:18:43 PM
sweet sweet hangin man. can always just chill with the bros and not do a damn thing. sit in silence and watch w/e on tv, play some vidya games, eat shit. bros have that special bond, no need to ruin it with chatter! lol
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on March 04, 2012, 03:20:48 AM
^ No question tenman! THAT TRUST AND THE BOND HOLDS TRU. That's The JPH!P CRack  Staff IRC Room described. You knows :tama: and :shilivid: are honourary bros. :jphip:

HO SHIT! The MANLIEST of DRINKS COMES TRU!! As first read in General Discussion (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=31930.0) forum, tenkei drops a review for NANDAKE.COM (http://nandake.com) :drool:
(http://i.imgbox.com/aabnN1Cd.jpg)
pic courtesy nandake.com (http://nandake.com)

Bacon is the big thing right now. Well, it’s always been a big thing—I mean, I’ve always loved bacon. But lately, there seems to be this huge surge of popularity, love, and devotion for salty strip. You see bacon on and in everything, and fast food chain Jack in the Box has taken to another level with their infamous Bacon Milkshake.

I love bacon: I could eat it all day, every day, probably. I’m of the mind that putting bacon on something really does make it better. In fact, putting bacon on something is one of my Four Fat Food Laws to make things taste awesome. So, when I heard about Jack’s bacon milkshake, I was intrigued. I was also a little wary—but mostly intrigued. If you haven’t heard about this porcine beverage, that’s because it’s mostly unadvertised. You won’t find any commercials, billboards, or pop-up ads for the salty shake (the only evidence I’ve found so far is a nutritional entry on the Jack in the Box official website). But I had heard about the shake through word of mouth, news rounds, and bloggers. I had to try this warlock for myself. (http://nandake.com/2012/03/03/bacon-strips-bacon-strips-bacon-strips-ice-cream/)

read more and other hot shit here!! http://nandake.com/2012/03/03/bacon-strips-bacon-strips-bacon-strips-ice-cream/ (http://nandake.com/2012/03/03/bacon-strips-bacon-strips-bacon-strips-ice-cream/)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on April 07, 2012, 10:47:30 AM
Bro Tips #585046 = How to make the Tree Look Taller. :lol:
How to Shave Your Groin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TiJNewpCnY#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on May 13, 2012, 06:57:21 PM
Mayhem’s 7 Man Laws: http://www.maxim.com/upkeep/mayhem-s-7-man-laws (http://www.maxim.com/upkeep/mayhem-s-7-man-laws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on May 13, 2012, 11:25:21 PM
NO. DOUBT.  I like these ones:

Quote
4. A man takes chances.
 Of course a man is courageous - I shouldn’t have to write it as a rule. No risk, no reward. But once you take the risk, there ain't no half steppin’. Once you got the courage to commit to something you had better go balls out and take it to the limit.

5. A man is persistent.

always improve self. go ABOVE and beyond. Move forward. And stop whining like a bitch. Snitches get stitches. If I wasn't persistent, I wouldn't of gotten the ladies.

Pickup Artist 'Cajun' Interviewed on the Men's Room (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y88OSDXPLoI#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on June 16, 2012, 01:53:37 AM
We need to join http://worldburpingfederation.com (http://worldburpingfederation.com) JPHiP Men totally can talk burp longer than this guy :yep:

World's Longest Burp - 18.1 seconds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU3jBonhsrQ#ws)

Form our own League of Gross Juvenile stunts :lol:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Tuffty on June 19, 2012, 11:17:29 PM
An important question that every male should answer. I'm a leaner.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Tuffty/c66dc438f9273b750e0b2add69c367e5.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on June 25, 2012, 02:30:16 AM
I'm a mix of bend and lean :lol:

This guy is prolly None of the above. DAMN!!

Sports Science: "World Record Kick to the Groin" Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4#ws)

clip via Amp
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 13, 2012, 03:09:46 AM
Olympics sure had a lotta Bro Hugs, lol I read there was Phelps lochte fanfics http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/10/ryan-lochte-and-michael-phelps-fan-fiction_n_1764966.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/10/ryan-lochte-and-michael-phelps-fan-fiction_n_1764966.html)

not even a parade of Team USA could break apart the Kobe-Pau longest hug in basketball history
(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip01072.gif)

lol and this song from Scrubs

scrubs - guy love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on August 13, 2012, 11:31:35 AM
The Korean Zombie's touching malebonding story:
Korean Zombie talks about his friend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBjiF63jqFU#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on September 03, 2012, 11:27:04 PM
Time to MAN UP! :theking

Tribute to Ron Swanson - Great Quotes and Moments from Parks and Rec (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhDHui1BZYA#ws)
The manliest sitcom character on TV right now :bow:

Don Frye aka "The Real Life Ron Swanson" in Badass Brock:
BADASS BROCK starring Don Frye (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkPfcTf8Lwg#ws)

More Don Frye classics:
Don Frye Said WHAT?!?!?! - Inside MMA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmoJolZxKRg#ws)
Dear Don: Getting Married (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huuhRcnDUUk#)
Dear Don: Middleweight MMA Fighters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTP5o8jCs7w#)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on September 03, 2012, 11:51:52 PM
werd. I crush on Aubrey Plaza (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33000.0)

Manly. Eating food until you vomit: Joey taking back the title from The Black Widow.
2012 Buffalo Wing Festival -- U.S. National Buffalo Wing Eating Championship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA_gjKtxJOU#ws)

What manly food dares should we do on the NEXT JPHiP Manly Sweet Sweet Hanging? :jphip:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on September 04, 2012, 10:47:10 AM
Nick Offerman Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities - CONAN on TBS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tS6QfIZfKY#ws)
Damn! Ron Swanson sounds manly even when he reads tweets by chicks XD
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Masa on September 05, 2012, 06:35:38 PM
"Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing" - Ron Swanson

That's my new motto no doubt :yep:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on September 11, 2012, 07:57:05 AM
^ WERD. Ass Rules Everytihng AROUND ME! AREM!

sssshit watching this fuckin video and just drooling like I was staring at Rika's aSs, they went to the National Hamburger Festival in Akron, Ohio where fifteen chefs battled it out for America's most creative burger.


holy drool man. fuckin CORN BEEF burger!! who'd thunk. Korean BBQ burger looked aight, slaw is good but FUCK gotta try the Over-Easy burger, and I thought the pork/beef burger my work homie made was delicous.

What kinda over the top wild recipe burger have you tried? Or wanna try?? LETS MAKE IT A JPHiP CHALLENGE!! (too bad it's almost winter here lmfao but whatever, we can go to tenkei's house and have a :hipheart: BBQ)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: RionZ on September 16, 2012, 11:32:55 PM
Just got back from my 2nd deployment a few days ago.  Now I'm getting a divorce.  Shit sucks.  Thought I'd post in the manlove thread.  Hopefully this will go by smoothly.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: tenkei on September 17, 2012, 01:00:45 PM
Shit sucks, bro. Welcome home, at least.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on September 18, 2012, 03:06:02 AM
we gotcha back, Homie. Broz over Hoez.

(http://picroda.jphip.com/japanese/jphip13173.jpg)

anytime, anyplace dive in and shit talk wit us. ain't goin nowhere.

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on October 07, 2012, 02:02:39 AM
Get MANLY with some Mantastic Facial hair:
(http://i.imgbox.com/abyaFoy0.jpg)

i'm currently rockin a months worth. Beard Struggle bow down to me.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: shurastriker on October 22, 2012, 06:35:53 PM
I bet Amp loved it
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: ambidextrouness on October 28, 2012, 07:44:24 PM
Ultimate malebonding anthem: Immigrant Song by Led Zep
Wank station: Let girlfriend do it, too lazy to wank
Favorite man food: greasy cheezy no veggie pure meat PIZZA!
Favorite drink while malebonding: JW black and San Miguel Pale Pilsen
Favorite malebonding hobbies: Getting wasted
favorite malebonding video game: DOTA (trashtalking rules!)
Favorite bromance movie: Pineapple Express
Favorite celebrity bromance: George Clooney
Favorite malebonding location: Attic or a balcony/terrace with big space for playing video games and drinking and eating pizza
Favorite malebonding TV-show: Kenny vs. Spenny
Favorite sport: Basketball
Favorite phrase/motto: Legen- wait for it - dary!
The manliest word: IMBA!
Best malebonding present: Condom (because you don't want your bro to die from fucking one sexy lady with hiv)
Your bromance tips: Only talk and linger with the 8 and above scores.

Bros don't steal another bros' girlfriend. When the lady is single, bros should follow the "may the best man win" quote. Win or lose, still bros.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Asmodai on November 05, 2012, 05:18:54 AM
The mobile mancave - for JPH!P road trips:

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/the-unicat-man-6x6-truckextrem-88318 (http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/the-unicat-man-6x6-truckextrem-88318)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on November 10, 2012, 08:04:48 PM
PERFECT! IN MY PANTS!!

Movember, what are you doing to promote Prostate Cancer Awareness? I got full on beard. take it from A REAL MAN Ron Swanson:
How to Grow a Moustache with Nick Offerman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w1p5UI7Siw#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on December 16, 2012, 08:12:27 AM
DAT ASS a must for all men:
AXE MORNING AFTER PILLOW ENGLISH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj_Q5ySp5_U#ws)

Talk about those moments when you just wanna get the fuck outta there after a night of fucking!!!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on January 02, 2013, 09:13:47 AM
anyone watch Mansome? A documentary movie starring Jason Bateman, Will Arnett and Morgan Spurlock, directed by Morgan Spurlock. So had to check it...about dudes going to spas and grooming and the art of going to the barber.

Mansome Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8JL78Pf8Ok#ws)

None of which I do :lol:

QUESTiON IS: Do you groom? shave body hair? How often? How long? Would you step into a spa? do you carry a murse? LMFAO XD Hey! It's Daivari from WWE. he say he gotta like shave all his body hair cuz that's what the audience likes.
'Mansome': Men Get Manicures, Murses (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w2TY86Mp0E#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on February 18, 2013, 01:17:39 AM
FUCKING GENIUS!!! saw this in http://www.engadget.com/2013/02/14/beercade-the-last-barfighter/#continued (http://www.engadget.com/2013/02/14/beercade-the-last-barfighter/#continued)

Beercade: The Last Barfighter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eib5CGdHxr0#ws)

tho it looks like a wack Street Fighter rip off. FREE BEER is a fucking great game in my books :fap they should make it you get more special moves the drunker you get lol

(http://i.imgbox.com/adnw75tP.jpeg)

“Players choose one of five characters representing the five year-round Big Boss brews: Hell’s Belle, Bad Penny, Angry Angel, Blanco Diablo and High Roller. In what looks like a standard biker bar, the players fight in three rounds using basic fighting moves like punches and kicks, as well as signature moves like fire throwing, unicorn horn impaling and butt slaps. The best player of the three rounds wins, and a sample of beer is automatically dispensed via the Beercade taps.”

BUY IT?! http://mckinney.com/news/mckinney-introduces-the-world-s-first-beer-dispensing-arcade-game (http://mckinney.com/news/mckinney-introduces-the-world-s-first-beer-dispensing-arcade-game)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on March 30, 2013, 07:08:19 AM
Just ask us, and we'll admit that "The Princess Bride" is a movie that we would watch. After all, it was probably one of (if not the first) movies we ever watched where one of the characters is justified and saying "you sunnovabitch" to another; plus it had Andre the Giant and bad-ass sword fights.

Now on the topic of the sword fights in the movie...imagine, what if, instead of the rapiers that they used.....Inigo Montoya and the Dread Pirate Roberts fought with...oh, I dunno.......

LIGHTSABERS!!!
Inigo Montoya versus the Dread Pirate Roberts with lightsabers! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ccUv1HVKA4#ws)
 :lol: :thumbup
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: 3q3q on April 01, 2013, 04:24:50 AM
Just ask us, and we'll admit that "The Princess Bride" is a movie that we would watch. After all, it was probably one of (if not the first) movies we ever watched where one of the characters is justified and saying "you sunnovabitch" to another; plus it had Andre the Giant and bad-ass sword fights.

Now on the topic of the sword fights in the movie...imagine, what if, instead of the rapiers that they used.....Inigo Montoya and the Dread Pirate Roberts fought with...oh, I dunno.......

LIGHTSABERS!!!

So cool, but now that I've seen it, I unexpectedly like it better without lightsabers. I never realized how much a sense of weight contributes to the lightsaber impression.

And what the heck, is there like an app these days for adding lightsaber visuals and movement specific sound effects?
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Assman on April 01, 2013, 05:47:57 AM
Just a lot of painting and CGI methinks!!

I miss my Jesus flow :( あっあ~んはぁ~あ~
HILARIOUS SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL!! - Dove Men + Care (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REq8qpVtjqc#ws)

The REAL MAN is one who can walk in a woman's shoes and learn how she feels, like eating hair and going through lotsa shampoo :lol:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on April 07, 2013, 12:35:55 AM
(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip06259.jpeg)


So true...:lol:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on April 07, 2013, 12:38:23 AM
^ If all don't work, take another crap :lol:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on April 28, 2013, 06:57:23 PM
This is more for the benefit of women out there, since guys already know all of this by instinct. :yep:

(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip06297.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on June 12, 2013, 06:40:24 AM
28 Ways To Spot A Real Man -- Need a hero? Here’s 28 ways to spot a man that’ll be up to the job.  (http://www.buzzfeed.com/periwinklejones/20-pictures-that-show-you-what-a-real-man-looks-li-adho)

IMO, #6, 11, 14, and 27 are particularly awesomely manly.
 :pimp:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: Stryfe on July 30, 2013, 12:15:02 PM
UFC CAVE OF MMAN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9LHqrrnRyE#ws)
Behold, the MMAN CAVE! :P
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 24, 2013, 07:29:56 PM
how many actual matches do they have in there :lol:

BEST SANDWICHES?!!! check out this list. name your favorite ingredient. to me it's avacado of late. squishy and tastes and feels like the end result :ptam shit:

(http://t.imgbox.com/adzE3jhk.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/adzE3jhk) (http://t.imgbox.com/acwXudui.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/acwXudui) (http://t.imgbox.com/abjiLYR3.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/abjiLYR3) (http://t.imgbox.com/abzLm2XR.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/abzLm2XR) (http://t.imgbox.com/acqM31L2.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/acqM31L2) (http://t.imgbox.com/acbhugmM.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/acbhugmM)

macaroni and cheese HOLY FUCK
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on September 18, 2013, 09:49:58 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/patrick-stewart-and-ian-mckellens-friendship-is-better-than (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/patrick-stewart-and-ian-mckellens-friendship-is-better-than)
:rockon:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on October 28, 2013, 05:45:46 AM
(http://imageshack.us/a/img407/4395/dyp3.jpg)

'tis true. :yep:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on November 09, 2013, 03:14:01 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/patrick-stewart-and-ian-mckellens-friendship-is-better-than (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/patrick-stewart-and-ian-mckellens-friendship-is-better-than)
:rockon:

Quote from: YouTube Description
Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Patrick Stewart sit down with New York Times theater reporter Patrick Healy - www.timestalks.com (http://www.timestalks.com). Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart return to Broadway for an exciting two-play repertory of Harold Pinter's "No Man's Land" and Samuel Beckett's "Waiting for Godot." Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart also discuss their work in the "X-Men" films as the friends-turned-foes Magneto and Professor Xavier.

Ian McKellen & Patrick Stewart | Interview pt. 1 | TimesTalks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ5xdq2qd-Y#ws)

Ian McKellen & Patrick Stewart | Interview pt. 2 | TimesTalks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opq7nJTzlP8#ws)

Ian McKellen & Patrick Stewart | Interview pt. 3 | TimesTalks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDb1tA_z1zM#ws)

Ian McKellen & Patrick Stewart | Interview pt. 4 | TimesTalks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUznoS0Nkwo#ws)

Ian McKellen & Patrick Stewart | Interview pt. 5 | TimesTalks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9T93JQL0MA#ws)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on November 25, 2013, 09:36:19 PM
Makes sense, when you think about it.

(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip06800.jpg)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/antwaunsargent/everything-you-need-to-know-about-mens-fashion-in-one-infogram (http://www.buzzfeed.com/antwaunsargent/everything-you-need-to-know-about-mens-fashion-in-one-infogr)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on December 24, 2013, 06:16:23 AM
22 Times Patrick Stewart And Ian McKellen Proved They Are The Greatest Best Friends Of 2013 (http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/times-patrick-stewart-and-ian-mckellen-proved-they-are-th)

 :thumbup
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on December 28, 2013, 08:50:21 PM
(http://uppix.com/f-8375380352bf2ad20014f840.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on January 10, 2014, 06:38:54 PM
Have You Ever Heard Sir Patrick Stewart Moo? (http://www.buzzfeed.com/arianelange/have-you-ever-heard-sir-patrick-stewart-moo)

 :P
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on February 02, 2014, 10:19:30 PM
Cross-posting from the NFL thread.


Man, these guys. :lol:

(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip01431.jpg)

LINKS
- http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1943529-patrick-stewart-and-ian-mckellen-love-some-football-and-some-football (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1943529-patrick-stewart-and-ian-mckellen-love-some-football-and-some-football)
- https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/statuses/429274877884121089 (https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/statuses/429274877884121089)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on March 10, 2014, 12:28:15 AM
If I had a bigass pickup truck, hell yeah this would be epic to have. :yep:

Track N Go part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZruohbsDHQ#ws)
- http://trucktracks.com/en/ (http://trucktracks.com/en/)
- http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/outdoors/winter/track-n-go-wheel-driven-track-system.asp (http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/outdoors/winter/track-n-go-wheel-driven-track-system.asp)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on May 15, 2014, 06:11:15 AM
Men need to eat. Many men like to cook. Other men may want to cook but don't know how.

In comes Alton Brown. :thumbsup

EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfDNi1aEljAQ17mUrfUjkvg/videos (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfDNi1aEljAQ17mUrfUjkvg/videos)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on August 23, 2014, 08:44:24 AM
Quote
Patrick Stewart Does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge in the Classiest Way Possible
Aug. 22, 2014

He sits quietly writing a check, pulls a bucket of ice onto his desk, and makes himself a nice, stiff drink.

While everyone else is dumping big buckets of ice water over themselves and screaming their heads off on Facebook, Patrick Stewart — aka Star Trek Captain Jean-Luc Picard — took a more refined approach to the Ice Bucket Challenge, which is raising money and awareness for Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS) research.

In the video, Stewart sits quietly writing a check, pulls a bucket of ice onto his desk…. and makes himself a nice, stiff drink.

The viral fundraising campaign has raised more than $50 million so far.
LINK - http://time.com/3160870/patrick-stewart-als-ice-bucket-challenge-video/ (http://time.com/3160870/patrick-stewart-als-ice-bucket-challenge-video/)


Pstew's Ice Bucket Challenge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkO4NIqAMss#ws)
 :thumbsup
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on November 15, 2014, 08:12:43 PM
Dafook? The guys at EpicMealTime have an actual network TV show now?

http://www.fyi.tv/shows/epic-meal-empire (http://www.fyi.tv/shows/epic-meal-empire)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on February 09, 2015, 06:58:36 AM
Awwwwwwwwwwwww bro...our sympathies. :O


BroBible.com - This Guy Was Told By Doctors That He Only Has 100 Orgasms Left Before His Penis Stops Working (http://www.brobible.com/life/article/guy-has-100-orgasms-left/)
- http://www.brobible.com/life/article/guy-has-100-orgasms-left/ (http://www.brobible.com/life/article/guy-has-100-orgasms-left/)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on February 22, 2015, 10:54:03 PM
Feel bad for the family and all, but at the same time...it's hard to find a better way to go. :yep:

BroBible.com - This Guy’s Obituary Lists His Cause Of Death As An ‘Uppercut From Batman’ Because There’s No Better Way To Die (http://www.brobible.com/life/article/batman-obituary/)
- http://www.brobible.com/life/article/batman-obituary/ (http://www.brobible.com/life/article/batman-obituary/)

(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip01568.jpg)



And...
BroBible.com - Stephen Colbert Has A Beard Now And It’s As MANLY As A Big Game Hunting Trip With Hemingway (http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/article/stephen-colbert-has-a-beard/)
- http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/article/stephen-colbert-has-a-beard/ (http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/article/stephen-colbert-has-a-beard/)


Gotta admit, the beard looks pretty good on him........no homo, of course.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on February 22, 2015, 11:03:39 PM
^ shit. wonder how many people got killed by a Superman Punch  :doh:

DAMN dat snow plow you'd get hired by the city to do da neighborhoods :lol:

Beards. Why I do. :yep:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ee/9c/56/ee9c56c059405d34e20cea2dd19e4421.jpg)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/manly-beards-28.jpg)

:lol: TINA said she dreamt that I had shaved my beard and she was all disappointed. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on March 08, 2015, 06:10:59 PM
BuzzFeed - 25 Life-Changing Style Charts Every Guy Needs Right Now (http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/clothes-make-the-man)
- http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/clothes-make-the-man (http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/clothes-make-the-man)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on May 10, 2015, 08:47:53 AM
BuzzFeed - 19 Things Men Men Do That Annoy Other Men (http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/things-men-hate-most-about-other-men#.hixOwB639)
- http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/things-men-hate-most-about-other-men#.hixOwB639


Speaking personally, I find numbers 1, 2, and 8 to be particularly annoying.
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: kuro808 on May 10, 2015, 09:07:46 PM
^ That's pretty funny though 1 takes the cake

Many I find are done unconsciously or in my case just doing it because you can take a little jabbing. :nervous  But overall it is f'n annoying if all of these happen at one point in time XD
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on May 12, 2015, 09:32:12 PM
Dafook? The guys at EpicMealTime have an actual network TV show now?

http://www.fyi.tv/shows/epic-meal-empire (http://www.fyi.tv/shows/epic-meal-empire)
Da beard...she's gone. :O

Harley Morenstein Shaves His Beard with Schick Hydro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8EXwOcxosU)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on May 21, 2015, 03:38:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muLRxJD5zaQ


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmkXlArEn-o
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on June 14, 2015, 07:55:50 AM
One of the great things about being men is the ability that we have to collectively come together and agree on something, such as the fact that what this dude here did was absolutely stupid. :yep:

BroBible.com - Man Puts Fire Ants All Over His Dick, INSTANTLY And PAINFULLY Regrets It: Cringe-Inducing Video (http://www.brobible.com/life/article/man-fire-ants-dick-video/)
- http://www.brobible.com/life/article/man-fire-ants-dick-video/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wlVrnF_Uws


BACKUP - http://us.tomonews.net/man-has-ants-in-his-pants-fire-ants--239022481768449
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on July 27, 2015, 03:17:02 AM
Do not to put on chapstick during a group photo, esp. in da beer gardens

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CK4Sz6VVAAE-jX2.jpg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on November 05, 2015, 06:36:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC9mpDVL4SQ


Ridiculously obnoxious? Yep.

Would I turn it down if someone offered to give/buy me one? Nope. :lol:

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on November 10, 2015, 01:46:56 AM
BroBible.com - Kanye West Gets His Haircut Every Day And Pays Almost FOUR TIMES The Median Household Income On Them Per Year (http://www.brobible.com/life/article/kanye-west-gets-a-haircut-every-day/)
- http://www.brobible.com/life/article/kanye-west-gets-a-haircut-every-day/



Clearly, he was absent/not paying attention when his class was supposed to learn about being a smart/responsible consumer who pays attention to and knows the appropriate "value" of goods and services.
 :doh:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 20, 2016, 09:05:54 AM
Wise words of Han "Life's simple, you make choices and don't look back." :yep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2F1cj60wUU

Those of the wishy washy "We'll see................" "Maybe............" "I think....." "Uhhh Ummmm" ilk are the Betas who need to step aside and let them be led. BELIEVE IN YOSELF!!!  :jphip:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 22, 2016, 11:06:31 PM
Besides your father, grandfather, great great etc) there is no other MAN to look up to than Bruce Lee (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=17527.msg1381883#msg1381883l) his notes have been found!! INSPIRATION!! :brucelee:

(http://picroda.jphip.com/misc/jphip09241.jpg)

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WILL POWER: —

Recognizing that the power of will is the supreme court over all over departments of my mind, I will exercise it daily, when I need the urge to action for any purpose; and I will form HABIT designed to bring the power of my will into action at least once daily

EMOTION: —

Realizing that my emotions are both POSITIVE and negative I will form daily HABITS which will encourage the development of the POSITIVE EMOTIONS, and aid me in converting the negative emotions into some form of useful action.

REASON: —

Recognizing that both my positive & negative emotions may be dangerous if they are not controlled and guided to desirable ends, I will submit all my desires, aims and purposes to my faculties of reason, and I will be guided by it in giving expression to these.

IMAGINATION: —

Recognizing the need for sound PLANS and IDEAS for the attainment of my desires, I will develop my imagination by calling upon it daily for help in the formation of my plans.

MEMORY: —

Recognizing the value of an alert memory, I will encourage mine to become alert by taking care to impress it clearly with all thoughts I wish to recall, and by associating those thoughts with related subjects which I may call to mind frequently.

SUBCONSCIOUS MIND: —

Recognizing the influence of my subconscious mind over my power of will, I shall take care to submit to it a clear and definite picture of my CLEAR PURPOSE in life and all minor purposes leading to my major purpose, and I shall keep this picture CONSTANTLY BEFORE my subconscious mind by REPEATING IT DAILY.

CONSCIENCE: —

Recognizing that my emotions often err in their over-enthusiasm, and my faculty of reason often is without the warmth of feeling that is necessary to enable me to combine justice with mercy in my judgments, I will encourage my conscience to guide me as to what is right & what is wrong, but I will never set aside the verdicts it renders, no matter what may be the cost of carrying them out.

source: https://www.brainpickings.org/2016/08/01/bruce-lee-notebook/?utm_source=pocket&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=pockethits

EVERY DAY WE GET BETTER!  :hip smile:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on August 29, 2016, 04:51:49 AM
Katie Ledecky to Bryce Harper. Hold My Bags errr MEDALS!
(http://picroda.jphip.com/ladies/jphip03497.jpg)

It happens to the best of the betas :lol:
(http://i.imgur.com/sj8gQps.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPM1GnTP1wQ

Who does this!? SPEAK UP!
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: daigong on September 03, 2016, 12:32:03 AM
Been watchin  Nolan Batman Trilogy again.... and fuck. Some Life Lessons of Manhood that we should all learn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s4aAp8OxGg

Quote from: Forbes

1. Organizations Need To Be Built Around Ideas, Not People

“People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and I can’t do that as Bruce Wayne. As a man I’m flesh and blood. I can be ignored. I can be destroyed. But as a symbol, as a symbol I can be incorruptible, I can be everlasting.”

In Batman Begins, one key aspect of Bruce Wayne’s desire to become Batman is so that he can be a symbol of something. A beacon of hope so that people can aspire to do better. This is a thread that continues through all three films, particularly The Dark Knight Rises, where Batman is honored as the savior of the city, not Bruce Wayne or any one person. Pointedly, Wayne says at the end of the film, “A hero can be anyone.” Indeed, one of the major themes of The Dark Knight Rises is the consequences of the mistake made in The Dark Knight. By holding up Harvey Dent, in particular, as a role model, Batman and Gordon were forced to cover up his crimes committed as Two-Face. That cover-up led to some of the bad things that happened in the third film.

What lesson can we take away from this? Well, the people who build great organizations and companies are often larger-than-life. They drive their businesses forward with their energy and passion. But one problem that such organizations face is that when they become completely identified with a single person, their fortunes can rise and fall based on what that one person does.

You can see two diametrically opposed versions of this with two companies associated with the late Steve Jobs, Apple and Pixar. Apple is indelibly associated with Steve Jobs. He built the company with Steve Wozniak, and most of the companies products were based on one vision: his. After Steve Jobs was forced out of Apple in 1985, the company did enjoy some success – notably in the late 80s and early 90s, but the company floundered again until Jobs returned to the top spot in 1997. After that, Apple began its ascent to tech industry heights, largely driven by Steve Jobs’ vision for consumer products. As a result, Apple thrived, but also became synonymous with Jobs. Since Jobs passed away last year, many analysts see the company as floundering, with our own Anthony Kosner accusing the once innovative company as “playing it safe.”

By contrast, Pixar was also a company largely driven by Steve Jobs, who served as its Chairman of the Board and later its CEO. But while Apple was driven by Jobs’ vision for consumer products, Pixar was driven by an ethos of storytelling. That ethos is strongly held by the animators and writers of Pixar movies, who are committed to the high level of quality that have given the company enormous critical and commercial success. After Jobs’ departure from Pixar, the company remained strong, pushing out some of its best movies such as Up and Wall-E. By building on an ideal of strong storytelling, rather than one man’s vision, Pixar has built an enduring brand. (http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2012/07/30/five-leadership-lessons-from-christopher-nolans-batman-trilogy/#29e6c93a3a44)

2. Actions Matter More Than Intentions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-zNnq7kHMI
“It’s not who you are underneath, it’s what you do that defines you.”

During one memorable scene in Batman Begins, Bruce Wayne is exiting an expensive restaurant, soaking wet with two supermodels in tow. It’s all part of his act to maintain a  ”playboy” image so that nobody suspects he’s Batman. On his way out, he runs across his childhood friend Rachel Dawes, who looks at him condescendingly as Bruce tries to defend himself. “It’s not who I am underneath.” Rachel’s response is pointed: “Deep down you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it’s not who you are underneath, it’s what you do that defines you.”

We often go through life with the best of intentions. One day, we say to ourselves, we’re going to start going to the gym and become a great athlete. One day, we’re going to finish that book. But for whatever reason, we get distracted by the present and lose our focus on the future. We never do go the gym. We never do write that book.

In organizations as a leader, we often have the best of intentions for our team. The right hand man that you rely on? You do plan on giving him more responsibility and training. That awesome clerk you hired a year ago? She’s efficient and way overqualified for her work. You plan on expanding her responsibilities and getting her a promotion. That engineer with a great new idea – you’re definitely going to talk to your boss about getting some R&D money to develop it.

Then things happen. You’ve got to get that quarterly spreadsheet in. You have a dozen conference calls to attend. You have to do a presentation for your customers. All of it gets in the way, and the next thing you know, your right hand man isn’t working nearly as hard as he used to. That awesome clerk? She moved on to a better paying position in another company. Your engineer? His VC sister-in-law got him some capital and he started his own company. And now you’ve been stuck in the same job for ten years when you had sworn you’d be running the place by now.

But nobody remembers what you meant to do. They only remember what you do.

3. Trust People With The Truth

“You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this corrupt city. Let me tell you the truth about Harvey Dent.”

At the end of The Dark Knight, Gotham’s District Attorney, Harvey Dent, had gone on a murderous rampage as the supervillain Two-Face. Confronted with this fact, Commissioner Gordon was concerned that the revelation of Dent’s crimes would lead to the people of Gotham losing hope, which would destroy all that he, Dent and Batman had tried to accomplish during the course of the film. Batman agreed, and quickly offered to tell the people of Gotham a lie. Gordon would tell the City that Batman had committed the murders that Dent had. This would allow Dent’s memory to go untarnished. It was upon that memory that the City built up a new Gotham. But not one that truly dealt with crime – one that merely pushed it underground. In The Dark Knight Rises, the truth about Batman and Dent is revealed to be a lie that corroded the foundation of Gotham’s institutions. At the end of the film, a new Gotham is built on a truth – that Batman is a hero. And that “a hero can be anyone.”

As we run our own teams and organizations, it can be tempting to keep the truth to yourself. Especially if things aren’t going well, there’s a fear that telling the truth might incite people to leave or give less than what they’re capable of. Leaders often trick themselves into thinking that people can’t be trusted with the truth, and that if they learn it, bad things will happen. This is a fundamental mistake. If things aren’t going well with your organization, the best thing to do is to put everything out in the open. Trust your team to be adults, capable of handling the truth. What you’ll find, I think, is that the result won’t be panic. The result will be that your team is willing to repay the trust you put in them by redoubling their efforts and creativity into solving the problems at hand.

4. You Need To Risk Failure In Order To Succeed

“You do not fear death. You think this makes you strong. It makes you weak …  How can you move faster than possible, fight longer than possible without the most powerful impulse of the spirit: the fear of death?”

During the mid-point of The Dark Knight Rises, Bruce Wayne is trapped in a hellish prison. It’s a prison made terrible, says his enemy Bane, because it offers hope. There is a pit leading to the surface that the inmates can try to escape from. The only problem? Only one prisoner ever made it – a child. Wayne makes two escape attempts and fails both time at the same point – a point where he has to make a jump that seems impossible for a person to make. In discussing the jump, Wayne reveals to a fellow prisoner that he isn’t afraid of death. His fellow prisoner chastises him for this – pointing out that it’s the fear of death that will drive you to “move faster than possible, fight longer than possible.”

Lesson learned, Bruce Wayne makes a third attempt to escape. Only this time, he had no safety harness to catch him if he fell. And with that, he was able to make the leap and climb to freedom.

Human beings are naturally risk-averse. Indeed, a number of psychological studies have show that people are more likely to prevent the chance of loss than the are to chase a reward – even if the end result is identical. So when we start a company, build an organization, or lead a new initiative in our careers, it can be tempting to build safety net after safety net for yourself. The problem is, sometimes when you take so many preparations to avoid losing what you have, you make your organization too slow, restrictive and hidebound to accomplish anything. Sometimes, in order to win, you have a take a risk – even if that means jumping without a safety harness.

5. When You Do Fail, Don’t Let It Destroy You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qSYrMp35Ms
“And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”

One running theme of Nolan’s Batman trilogy is the idea of failing. It first appears at the beginning of Batman Begins, when a young Bruce Wayne falls into a well full of bats. Upon rescuing him, his father simply notes that the reason we fall is “so we can learn to pick ourselves up.” Something that’s echoed by Alfred to an older Bruce Wayne when he’s nearly killed by the League of Shadows. And of course, it’s the entire story of The Dark Knight Rises after Batman’s defeat at the hands of Bane. Rather than destroy himself, Bruce Wayne escapes from the prison that he’s put in and reclaims the mantle of Batman and vanquishes the threat to Gotham.

No matter how hard you try to succeed, it’s inevitable that you’re going to fail at some point in your life. The test of a great leader, though, is how that failure is handled. Some leaders make excuses. Others try to shift the blame. Still others just find organizations that don’t care about past mistakes – just “experience” and make the same mistakes over and over again, failing time and again without learning.

True greatness and leadership, though, comes with owning and embracing failure. Because only when you accept responsibility for your mistakes can you learn from them, pick yourself up, and come back stronger and better than before. In his famous speech at Stanford University, Steve Jobs spoke about firing from Apple. He said this, “The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods of my life. I’m pretty sure none of this would have happened if I hadn’t been fired from Apple. It was awful-tasting medicine, but I guess the patient needed it.”

In other words, Steve Jobs learned to pick himself back up. So did Bruce Wayne. And so can you.

SO! Do you have what it takes? What will you do when push comes to shove?

Just wow. Like...i know, but it really makes you :kickass: in the ideals of  :hipheart: MHANiACS. ME. LIFE.  :pimp:

 :hip smile:
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on January 08, 2017, 07:25:24 PM
BroBible.com - Mark Hamill Reads Donald Trump’s Tweet As The Joker (http://brobible.com/life/article/mark-hamill-donald-trump-tweet-joker/) [and Billy West Reads It as Zapp Brannigan]
- http://brobible.com/life/article/mark-hamill-donald-trump-tweet-joker/


ORIGINAL TWEET - https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/815185071317676033
MARK HAMILL'S "JOKER VERSION" - https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/817901534948179968
BILLY WEST'S "ZAPP BRANNIGAN VERSION" - https://twitter.com/TheBillyWest/status/815675220937707520

Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on November 30, 2017, 01:18:31 AM
Because mans must look good.
[/Big Shaq accent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js3XYLySVIY
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: muppet on March 27, 2018, 08:22:04 AM
There is but one George Lam

(http://picroda.jphip.com/manlove/jphip01837.jpeg)
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on October 09, 2018, 04:50:09 AM
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than I needed to know about Sir Patrick Stewart. XD


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8utAagjD8SE
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on January 28, 2019, 07:49:58 AM
No idea what movie/show this is from, but it's still awesome because it's Patrick Stewart cussing. :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9i0CoO5cis
Title: Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
Post by: JFC on September 27, 2020, 01:00:38 AM
When Uncle Phil dropped in on Uncle Carl  :grin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT03kJVPJKM