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JFC · « **on:** November 28, 2009, 08:10:08 AM »

Tiger Woods out of hospital after crash

Golf superstar Tiger Woods was "in and out of consciousness" after an auto accident near Orlando, Fla., early Friday morning, but was released from hospital later in the day.

A Florida Highway Patrol report says Woods pulled out of the driveway of his $2.4-million US home in Windermere in a black Cadillac Escalade at about 2:25 a.m. ET, struck a fire hydrant and then a tree on a neighbour's property.

Windermere police Chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press that officers found the PGA star lying in the street with his wife, Elin, hovering over him.

She told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and "came out and broke the back window with a golf club," he said.

The chief said Woods was in and out of consciousness when his two officers arrived. He said the officers held Woods to the ground and "when he woke up, he tried to get up and lost consciousness."

No other vehicles were involved.

FULL ARTICLE LINK - http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2009/11/27/sp-golf-woods.html

~Dan~ · « **Reply #1 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:53:22 PM »

I'm sure there's more to this than meets the eye.

His airbag wasn't set off so the impact with the tree and fire hydrant can't have been severe enough to set it off.
He hit a tree AND a fire hydrant. Surely after hitting one he'd have stopped?

Today on the news they say the police have charged him? With what? They already said he wasn't drunk? Dangerous driving? Surely it was just an accident. What if the charges don't relate to the driving accident? His wife smashed the back window with a golf club? Maybe she attacked him, or he attacked her and she was defending herself.

daigong · « **Reply #2 on:** November 29, 2009, 04:51:37 AM »

CRAZY! The dirt has it that Tiger has been cheating on his wife and they got into a fight.

He has a charity tourney next week too.

kuro808 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 29, 2009, 10:32:01 AM »

too much variables to even consider which side i should go on

Saburo · « **Reply #4 on:** December 01, 2009, 09:08:29 PM »

I'm with everybody else: this Chinese reenactment of Tiger-gate is all kinds of wonderful. Wish there was an cutey anime version too!

【蘋果動新聞】伍茲深夜撞車老婆破窗救夫疑點重重

Masa · « **Reply #5 on:** December 01, 2009, 09:19:03 PM »

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TIGER TO BE ISSUED $164 CITATION FOR CARELESS DRIVING

ORLANDO, Fla. -- The Florida Highway Patrol says it will issue Tiger Woods a careless driving citation for a car crash outside the star golfer's Orlando-area mansion last week. Maj. Cindy Williams said Tuesday that will close the investigation and no criminal charges are being pursued. Woods faces a $164 fine. According to a patrol accident report, Woods crashed his SUV into a fire hydrant and a tree at 2:25 a.m. Friday. The airbags did not deploy and Woods' wife told Windermere police she used a golf club to smash the back windows to help him out. Woods withdrew Monday from his own golf tournament, citing injuries from the crash. The crash came two days after The National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York nightclub hostess. The woman denies having an affair with Woods.

http://www.tsn.ca/golf/story/?id=300681

daigong · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2009, 07:37:55 AM »

Tiger Mix LMAO
Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix

Tuffty · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2009, 02:48:48 PM »

^ I was just about to post that!

My only question about the whole scandal is, who on earth is Tiger's advisor? You're a pro sportsman, loads in the bank and you're one of the most famous sportsmen in the world, of course there will be shameless, fame hungry tarts clawing at your feet hoping to land a career or get some money from it. Just a shame that a guy like Tiger is revealed to be a cheater, even during the pregnancy of his first child. You would have thought he would have had more sense. But then, I don't think Tiger's ever been the same since he lost his father, who was such a hugely influential figure in his life.

Jasper Parnevik really laid into Tiger:

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"It's a private thing, of course," said Parnevik, who was speaking at this week's PGA Tour qualifying tournament at Bear Lakes Country Club in Florida.

"But when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff and maybe not 'Just do it,' like Nike says."

At the same time, these mistresses are just as bad as he is knowing full well he has a wife and kids. Completely and utterly shameless, they should be lambasted for the home wreckers they are.

Asmodai · « **Reply #8 on:** December 08, 2009, 12:22:50 AM »

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? - Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

~Dan~ · « **Reply #9 on:** December 08, 2009, 04:55:06 PM »

Curiouser and curiouser...

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Page last updated at 15:35 GMT, Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Ambulance called to Tiger Woods' Florida home

A woman has been taken to hospital in an ambulance from golf star Tiger Woods' home in Florida.

It came after a 911 emergency call was received from Woods' home in the gated Orlando community in the early hours.

TV footage showed an unidentified woman - who is not believed to be Woods' Swedish wife, Elin - being wheeled on a stretcher into a nearby hospital.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm

Saburo · « **Reply #10 on:** December 08, 2009, 05:18:02 PM »

Someone tweeted that the mistress count is up to... ten?! By next week it should be 20.

Mucca · « **Reply #11 on:** December 08, 2009, 05:59:34 PM »

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Edit: It's being reported it was his mother-in-law taken to the hospital.

daigong · « **Reply #12 on:** December 09, 2009, 09:28:59 AM »

FUCK! Every sports show has turned into TMZ. Shit like he didn't like using a condom. TIGER is the real OOH BABY I LIKE IT RAW! How can u cheat on this with like porn stars and random waitresses?

THUNDERDUCK · « **Reply #13 on:** December 09, 2009, 01:37:48 PM »

This story keeps getting better. He should just do the Oprah, "I'm sorry" story.

aisnack · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2009, 02:39:17 AM »

He could probably boink chicks on the green at agusta
during the masters if he wanted

~Dan~ · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2009, 02:46:22 AM »

Quote from: Saburo on December 08, 2009, 05:18:02 PM

Someone tweeted that the mistress count is up to... ten?! By next week it should be 20.

Is he playing 9 ho's or is he going for the full 18?!!

electric mole · « **Reply #16 on:** December 11, 2009, 03:49:09 AM »

THUNDERDUCK · « **Reply #17 on:** December 12, 2009, 01:26:43 AM »

Found this posted comment funny as hell-

DrunkenBroncoholic 12/11/2009 6:05:51 PM

so his wife takes him to sweden, where there are hot blondes white women everywhere....maybe she shouldve thought about taking him to africa instead, we know he aint gonna cheat on her there.

kuro808 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 12, 2009, 01:36:30 AM »

lmao well now the other news he will be on indefinite leave

daigong · « **Reply #19 on:** December 12, 2009, 05:00:49 AM »

LOL DJ Grouch – Phone Tap (Tiger Woods Remix): http://www.zshare.net/download/693875699d831b19/

At least his mistresses are getting hotter. Mistress #15 is Loredana Jolie. The former Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week

The fuck please no sex tape/Playgirl pix

Nice one by Tiger, but he really should just get in front of mic and make statement. Own up to something. Like Kobe, Giambi, etc.

Woods taking hiatus from golf
Text of statement by Tiger Woods

By The Associated Press 3 hours, 46 minutes ago

This is a transcript of the statement released Friday night by golfer Tiger Woods on his Web site. It ran with the headline “Tiger Woods taking hiatus from golf.”

I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I’ve done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What’s most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.

On the Web: http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912117801012/news/