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« on: February 21, 2006, 05:52:08 AM »
Post anything George W. Bush! Thx Boxy for starting us off!

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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2006, 05:58:50 AM »
he's the monkey ass!
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2006, 06:02:04 AM »


"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times" - George W. Bush

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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2006, 10:00:16 AM »
:lol:

I see he's learned a few things from them

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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2006, 02:48:49 PM »
Quotes

"I've been to war [sic]. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war." -- Bush, flat out lying in 2002.

"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a—a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone."—Denver, CO. Aug. 14, 2001

"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I--it's--I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."--Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001

"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."--After meeting with the leaders of the European Union, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce."--Quebec City, Canada, April 21, 2001

"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."—Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001

"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001

"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to—I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that."—Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue

"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."—Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 (Thanks to Rachael Contorer.)

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."—Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001

"They misunderestimated me."—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."—Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."-Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."-Austin, Texas, Dec. 8, 2000

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."--Reuters, May 5, 2000

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"-Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

"I understand small business growth. I was one."-New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."-Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000

"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."—Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."— Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."—Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

"The senator [McCain] has got to understand if he's going to have—he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."—To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000

"We ought to make the pie higher."—South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb. 15, 2000

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."—Debate in St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000

"It's your money. You paid for it."—LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

"It's not the governor's role to decide who goes to heaven. I believe that God decides who goes to heaven, not George W. Bush." -- George W. Bush, in the Houston Chronicle.

"There ought to be limits to freedom. We're aware of this [web] site, and this guy is just a garbage man, that's all he is." -- George Jr., discussing a web site that parodies him

"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)

"I didn't -- I swear I didn't -- get into politics to feather my nest or feather my friends' nests." -- Bush Jr., in the Houston Chronicle

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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2006, 02:53:52 PM »
Bush is great for entertainment and makes you feel a whole lot smarter sometimes :mrgreen:

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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2006, 03:26:12 PM »
Quote from: Masa
"I've been to war [sic]. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war."


Well, they seem to be turning out equally well.

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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2006, 08:15:40 AM »
:D

The article on the right crowns the picture :)
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« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2006, 12:06:15 PM »
:lol:

Wonder if that was intentional

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« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2006, 12:42:24 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2006, 03:17:03 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2006, 12:05:57 AM »
LMAO! This is such a great thread!

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« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2006, 10:55:57 PM »

"I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed by the atmosphere. And they say 'man, you're looking pretty.'"

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« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2006, 10:05:46 PM »
But he brought to office a new kind of language. HIS OWN!!! Now for Bushisms-

"People don't need to worry about security. This deal wouldn't go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United States of America." —George W. Bush, on the deal to hand over U.S. port security to a company operated by the United Arab Emirates, Washington, D.C., Feb. 23, 2006

"He was a state sponsor of terror. In other words, the government had declared, you are a state sponsor of terror." —George W. Bush, on Saddam Hussein, Manhattan, Kan., Jan. 23, 2006

"I mean, there was a serious international effort to say to Saddam Hussein, you're a threat. And the 9/11 attacks extenuated that threat, as far as I-concerned." —George W. Bush, Philadelphia, Dec. 12, 2005

"I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome." —George W. Bush, defending Vice President Dick Cheney's pre-war assertion that the United States would be welcomed in Iraq as liberators, NBC Nightly News interview, Dec. 12, 2005

Bush!!! What has America come to.

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George Bush cares about bald people.
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« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2006, 04:24:39 AM »
^ LMFAO!! I'm sure Bush will love Masa.  :D


thx Boxy for the pic!

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« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2006, 08:38:12 AM »

Says Bush: Whoever smelt it dealt it!

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« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2006, 04:39:38 PM »
LOL! Watched the documentary "Farenheit 9/11" yesterday and I was shocked of Bush performance and intelligence!

Anyway if you haven't seen it yet you should and be prepared of some discusting warpictures. Sometimes the reality is just to much to handle...

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